Ballad kept his eyes closed as the evening wind soar through the air around him, providing a gentle tempo with which not even the most hardy could resist the temptation of sleep. Ballad placed both of his gloved hands on his chest, wrapping his fingers around each other as he rested his head against the hard, brown bark; his subconscious raced through his brain, providing him with a rather... otherwordly experience.

Quote:FIRST MOVIE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Part 1

Participants: BWNN, Tom Marvolo Riddle(David Monroe)/Ururu Kyuuei, Tartaros, Adam Gaite, Jak Mar/Luger, Demetri Malius/Ryner Lute, Jade Harley, Dean Winchester.

Quote:[11/21/2015 2:13:45 PM] Bandit With No Name: lol wuts happens

[11/21/2015 2:15:43 PM | Edited 2:19:19 PM] David Monroe: I suppose this is an accept means of toiling the time while the Red Star in the sky prattles about how he'll capture the city.

[11/21/2015 2:25:44 PM] David: So what shall we be putting on the Telly this evening?

[11/21/2015 2:27:03 PM] Jade Harley: hi sir monroe!!! :D the movie we will be watching is monty python and the holy grail, a riveting story about coconuts and sparrows

[11/21/2015 2:27:51 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: It's British or something, you might like it. It is a freaking classic either way.

[11/21/2015 2:28:57 PM] David: Sounds... classy. Though with a name like Python one might think him someone of note.

[11/21/2015 2:31:01 PM] Bandit With No Name: so wiat r we watchinik something

[11/21/2015 2:31:13 PM] Bandit With No Name: i nvr watchd a movee

[11/21/2015 2:31:35 PM] Bandit With No Name: i saw seom stUF ON THE BRODCAST

[11/21/2015 2:31:40 PM] Bandit With No Name: BUT THATS IT

[11/21/2015 2:31:44 PM] Bandit With No Name: DATAVERS

[11/21/2015 2:31:47 PM] Bandit With No Name: IS BADASS

[11/21/2015 2:31:54 PM] Jade Harley: oh!! great, itll be a cool experience for everyone then :)

[11/21/2015 2:32:13 PM] Jade Harley: i agree!!! the dataverse is pretty great haha

[11/21/2015 2:34:19 PM] Bandit With No Name: yooooooooo ist gnna be gr8

[11/21/2015 2:36:27 PM] David: Out of curiosity has the decline of the English language come about from poor education, simply ease of access of type based instruments?

[11/21/2015 2:37:33 PM] Jade Harley: noooo??? :o

[11/21/2015 2:37:43 PM] Jade Harley: neither of those things!!!

[11/21/2015 2:38:02 PM] Jade Harley: some people just type differently :p

[11/21/2015 2:38:21 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Some people type like idiots.

[11/21/2015 2:39:08 PM] Jade Harley: lol, typing isnt how you judge someones intelligence!!

[11/21/2015 2:39:28 PM] Jade Harley: sometimes even the people who type perfectly can say silly stuff

[11/21/2015 2:39:37 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: I didn't say they were dumb, just an idiot. Subtle differences there.

[11/21/2015 2:39:52 PM] Jade Harley: :///

[11/21/2015 2:40:05 PM] David: I guess the philosophers were right about how the Typewriter would effect things so.

[11/21/2015 2:41:15 PM] Bandit With No Name: yo imma bash some fck who thinks they bttr than me jus cause they cn type hahahaah

[11/21/2015 2:41:50 PM] Bandit With No Name: pfffysa i cn fix a laser rifle with a paper clip yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[11/21/2015 2:42:09 PM] Tartaros: Tart: Philosophers? You act like thats a legitimate profession.

[11/21/2015 2:42:10 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: If you want to die that badly, bring you b*the rest of this post has be automatically censored*

[11/21/2015 2:42:18 PM] Bandit With No Name: o sit

[11/21/2015 2:42:21 PM] Bandit With No Name: o shit dean

[11/21/2015 2:42:23 PM] Bandit With No Name: o shit yo

[11/21/2015 2:42:27 PM] Bandit With No Name: strait up

[11/21/2015 2:42:32 PM] Bandit With No Name: fckin on point man'

[11/21/2015 2:42:35 PM] Bandit With No Name: yeahahhahh

[11/21/2015 2:42:41 PM] Bandit With No Name: like PACHOWWWWWW

[11/21/2015 2:42:44 PM] Jade Harley: :0!!!

[11/21/2015 2:42:50 PM] Bandit With No Name: LIEK WUT U GNNA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[11/21/2015 2:42:52 PM] Tartaros: Tart: Someone's feeling pissy t oday.

[11/21/2015 2:42:57 PM] Bandit With No Name: PACHAOW PAPAPAPACHAAWOOWW

[11/21/2015 2:43:02 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Can we just start this damn movie now?

[11/21/2015 2:43:29 PM] David: Sir, without philosophers we are just drab individuals with no sense of unity

[11/21/2015 2:44:00 PM] Bandit With No Name: o wut

[11/21/2015 2:44:02 PM] Jade Harley: philosophy is cool!! but also kind of funny sometimes

[11/21/2015 2:44:14 PM] Bandit With No Name: wut movie we watcing

[11/21/2015 2:44:18 PM] Jade Harley: like people just sit around and talk about life????? what is that about

[11/21/2015 2:44:20 PM] Tartaros: Tart: I'd sat we would be down a few overthinking sods.

[11/21/2015 2:44:24 PM] David: I'm sure someone with the name Python will express this very same measure of reason once this Penny Theatre stars up.

[11/21/2015 2:45:05 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Look! It is not a name! Well, it is a name, but not a person's name! They are a comedy group or whatever.

[11/21/2015 2:46:51 PM] Bandit With No Name: mthre fuckjsnc MOVIE

[11/21/2015 2:46:55 PM] Bandit With No Name: WUT MOVIE WE WATCHIN

[11/21/2015 2:47:14 PM] Jade Harley: we are watching monty python and the holy grail!!

[11/21/2015 2:47:30 PM] Tartaros: Tart: "The Holy Grail", whatever that is

[11/21/2015 2:47:34 PM] Bandit With No Name: OH SHIT I DIDN'T GET RElizz

[11/21/2015 2:47:38 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: It's a magic cup.

[11/21/2015 2:47:46 PM] Jade Harley: truly one of the greatest works of cinematic art that mankind has produced in the history of ever!!! :p

[11/21/2015 2:47:55 PM] Tartaros: Tart: I know what a damned grail is

[11/21/2015 2:48:02 PM] Bandit With No Name: yo wut is a grail

[11/21/2015 2:48:12 PM] Bandit With No Name: is it like a gril

[11/21/2015 2:48:19 PM] Bandit With No Name: like on a truk or a like

[11/21/2015 2:48:19 PM] Bandit With No Name: bbq

[11/21/2015 2:48:21 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: The holy grail is some magic cup god made and forgot somewhere or something

[11/21/2015 2:48:26 PM] Jade Harley: its what dean said!!

[11/21/2015 2:48:35 PM] Bandit With No Name: oh wut

[11/21/2015 2:48:39 PM] David: I know something of this Holy Grail, isn't it the Muggle Christian's Messiah magical foci?

[11/21/2015 2:48:48 PM] Bandit With No Name: i didn no omni liied cups

[11/21/2015 2:49:04 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Because from what I know of the man God is an absent minded bastard who doesn't two two shits about the rest of us f*the rest of this post has been automatically censored*

[11/21/2015 2:49:25 PM] Jade Harley: different heavenly power!! haha

[11/21/2015 2:49:25 PM] Ururu: Omni lied? Big shocker. Sorry I'm late.

[11/21/2015 2:49:28 PM] Dean Winchester: Not omni. God, capital G. Heaven and hell, demons and shit? Sits in the clouds and what not?

[11/21/2015 2:49:35 PM] Tartaros: Tart: I've seen hive gangers more polite than you, Dean

[11/21/2015 2:49:36 PM] Jade Harley: at least i hope so @_@

[11/21/2015 2:50:20 PM] Tartaros: Tart: That's three times now

[11/21/2015 2:50:23 PM] Bandit With No Name: yo omni is awsum

[11/21/2015 2:50:29 PM] Jade Harley: hi ururu!! youre actually a little early, lol

[11/21/2015 2:50:58 PM] Bandit With No Name: he mad us immortal n shit'

[11/21/2015 2:51:08 PM] Ururu: You know its interesting I've been doing research on this whole God thing. The fact that my universe fits this 'asian' culture yet has numerous references to God and Jesus is a rather interesting prospect. Never much subscribed to God. I'm sure gods exist I just prefer the Sage to them.

[11/21/2015 2:51:23 PM] Bandit With No Name: yo i dnt no bout any of that shit

[11/21/2015 2:51:27 PM] Bandit With No Name: but like

[11/21/2015 2:51:27 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: I was already immortal and shit, basically.

[11/21/2015 2:51:33 PM] Bandit With No Name: y does omni like cups

[11/21/2015 2:51:34 PM] Jade Harley: same!!

[11/21/2015 2:51:47 PM] Jade Harley: maybe he needs the cups to hold things??

[11/21/2015 2:52:06 PM] Jade Harley: like he cant go around holding liquid in his hands

[11/21/2015 2:52:16 PM] Jade Harley: that would be just plain silly

[11/21/2015 2:52:24 PM] Jade Harley: you need cups for that!!!

[11/21/2015 2:52:36 PM] Ururu: You know I'm actually less immortal now than I was before. Quite aggravating

David: Immortality, that's a nice dream to live..

[11/21/2015 2:52:56 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: This has suddenly all become rather pointless. Let me know when the movie starts...

[11/21/2015 2:53:33 PM] David: You know sir Dean, you seem oddly familiar

[11/21/2015 2:56:28 PM] David: I'm beginning to think it was a bad idea to make a telepathic hat my gateway to the Dataverse... If any of this music as catchy as some of the tuns on the wireless... I may be stuck with some of this stuff for months in my head.

[11/21/2015 2:57:08 PM] Jade Harley: have fun with that!! lol :)

[11/21/2015 2:57:27 PM] Bandit With No Name: lol everything is pointless if u arnt havin fun

[11/21/2015 2:58:04 PM] Jade Harley: it really is!!

[11/21/2015 2:58:28 PM] Jade Harley: i mean, its nice for people to at least try to have a good time every once in a while

[11/21/2015 2:58:44 PM] Jade Harley: and listening to catchy music is a great way to have fun :D

[11/21/2015 2:59:11 PM] Jade Harley: even though a lot of people say it isnt fun haha

[11/21/2015 2:59:54 PM] David: I believe fun is the reason why the Slytherin Common room was once painted a particularly garish shade of pink by Charlus Potter. I returned the favor with neon green.

[11/21/2015 3:00:09 PM] Jade Harley: omg!! that does sound fun

[11/21/2015 3:01:47 PM] David: Yes Professor Slughorn was quite happy that I brewed a Permanent Paint potion a year ahead of schedule even as he was deducting points from both houses.

[11/21/2015 3:02:41 PM] Jade Harley: hehe you must have been a real prankster sir monroe!!!

[11/21/2015 3:03:01 PM] Bandit With No Name: yop liek we rnt gonna find nything that is liek meaning out here

[11/21/2015 3:03:13 PM] Bandit With No Name: like YO WE R IMMORTAL AND WE CAN DO NYTHING

[11/21/2015 3:03:16 PM] Bandit With No Name: JSUT B HAPPY

[11/21/2015 3:03:21 PM] Bandit With No Name: THATS THE POINT

[11/21/2015 3:04:01 PM] David: Prankster? No, but it did catch the eye of certain circles I wished to be part of though Riddle and Black were rather put out at the points that I lost them

[11/21/2015 3:04:46 PM] Jade Harley: imagine the wild pranks we could pull when death isnt even a thing we really have to worry about anymore??

[11/21/2015 3:05:10 PM] Jade Harley: not that i would pull a prank that dangerous but still!

[11/21/2015 3:05:27 PM] Bandit With No Name: i mean

[11/21/2015 3:05:28 PM] David: I do imagine there could be a lot of mischief to be had by someone willing to risk a bit of pain.

[11/21/2015 3:05:32 PM] Bandit With No Name: i'm gonna do som stupid shit haha

[11/21/2015 3:05:38 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Oh you still have to worry about death, it can still happen and is probably still very painful for you, you just come back from it. But it can still happen, over and over again.

[11/21/2015 3:05:44 PM] Bandit With No Name: like yo i will bolw so mny things up

[11/21/2015 3:06:00 PM] Bandit With No Name: sas long as there r no 2ndaries

[11/21/2015 3:06:05 PM] Bandit With No Name: cuz they die man

[11/21/2015 3:06:24 PM] Jade Harley: okay then, sir smarty pants dean!! :p permanent death!!!

[11/21/2015 3:06:28 PM] David: I been meaning to ask this, but do Secondaries remember dying if they are summoned back?

[11/21/2015 3:06:34 PM] Bandit With No Name: yo

[11/21/2015 3:06:40 PM] Bandit With No Name: im gnna tell u all this

[11/21/2015 3:06:44 PM] Bandit With No Name: 2ndaries die

[11/21/2015 3:06:47 PM] Bandit With No Name: they r gon

[11/21/2015 3:06:50 PM] Bandit With No Name: u make another one

[11/21/2015 3:06:53 PM] Bandit With No Name: its just a copy

[11/21/2015 3:07:02 PM] Bandit With No Name: u can make them hoever u wsant

[11/21/2015 3:07:14 PM] Jade Harley: ohh noooooo :(

[11/21/2015 3:07:14 PM] Bandit With No Name: so remember, not remember

[11/21/2015 3:07:17 PM] Bandit With No Name: doesnt mttr

[11/21/2015 3:07:23 PM] Bandit With No Name: thery not the same

[11/21/2015 3:07:25 PM] Tartaros: Tart: you're all probably overthinking this.

[11/21/2015 3:07:31 PM] Bandit With No Name: yo i no man

[11/21/2015 3:07:35 PM] Bandit With No Name: im from here man

[11/21/2015 3:07:42 PM] Bandit With No Name: not any of those other universes or whatever

[11/21/2015 3:07:54 PM] David: So I could summon say... multiple fake Dumbledores? Provided I don't believe they are the real McCoy?

[11/21/2015 3:08:09 PM] Bandit With No Name: ya

[11/21/2015 3:08:13 PM] Tartaros: Tart: What in the Emperor's name is a Dumbeldore?

[11/21/2015 3:08:23 PM] Bandit With No Name: u cn make v999999999 dudes

[11/21/2015 3:08:25 PM] Jade Harley: a bumble dumbledore

[11/21/2015 3:08:27 PM] Bandit With No Name: they r nt the same

[11/21/2015 3:08:53 PM] David: Dumbledore is my transfiguration professor, Apparently he's a prime as well in Camelot.

[11/21/2015 3:09:00 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Wait, Dumbeldore!?!? F*the rest of this post has been automatically censored*

[11/21/2015 3:09:13 PM] Bandit With No Name: i mean it doesnt mattr

[11/21/2015 3:09:15 PM] Bandit With No Name: cuz

[11/21/2015 3:09:25 PM] Jade Harley: deeeeeeeeeeeaannn

[11/21/2015 3:09:37 PM] Jade Harley: so many censored posts

[11/21/2015 3:09:47 PM] David: And while I do love a stimulating conversation, when does this movie start?

[11/21/2015 3:10:17 PM] Bandit With No Name: fft yop i might be busy soon

[11/21/2015 3:10:28 PM] Bandit With No Name: i m liek hella sick from eating that dudes finger

[11/21/2015 3:10:35 PM] Bandit With No Name: and i guess that thing he stabbd me with

[11/21/2015 3:10:37 PM] Bandit With No Name: i might die

[11/21/2015 3:10:49 PM] Bandit With No Name: but liek its whatevr

[11/21/2015 3:10:49 PM] Tartaros: Tart: What... thing?

[11/21/2015 3:10:58 PM] Bandit With No Name: yo like this knife thng

[11/21/2015 3:11:16 PM] Bandit With No Name: it was hlla gross

[11/21/2015 3:11:19 PM] Jade Harley: you ate a.... what???

[11/21/2015 3:11:37 PM] Jade Harley: ew, yuck!!!

[11/21/2015 3:11:47 PM] Bandit With No Name: he was gnna dome me so i bit off his fingr hahahahahaha

[11/21/2015 3:11:53 PM] Bandit With No Name: i spit it out hypbowl or w/e

[11/21/2015 3:11:57 PM] Tartaros: Tart: Damn it... I knew he would be around. Glory hound son of a bitch...

[11/21/2015 3:12:11 PM] Ururu: Among some cultures, the fingers of thieves are quite the delicacy... Though none of them on my world from I've gathered.

[11/21/2015 3:12:44 PM] Bandit With No Name: yo his was like super gross

[11/21/2015 3:12:55 PM] Bandit With No Name: i ate some fingers b4 and this was way wost

[11/21/2015 3:13:36 PM] Tartaros: Tart: You tried... to fight... Okor... Why?

[11/21/2015 3:13:44 PM] Bandit With No Name: yo colloseum dude

[11/21/2015 3:13:53 PM] David: What's Okor?

[11/21/2015 3:14:02 PM] Bandit With No Name: fkn gross dude

[11/21/2015 3:14:04 PM] Tartaros: Tart: You do not want to know.

[11/21/2015 3:14:04 PM] Bandit With No Name: he wuz nice tho

[11/21/2015 3:14:12 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: No one cares?

[11/21/2015 3:14:16 PM] Bandit With No Name: liek he wuz jus like real gross and weird

[11/21/2015 3:14:27 PM] Ururu: Oh how's Okor doing? I accompanied him to the Tournament.

[11/21/2015 3:14:32 PM] Bandit With No Name: i dunno

[11/21/2015 3:14:38 PM] Bandit With No Name: i mean

[11/21/2015 3:14:42 PM] Bandit With No Name: i shot him a lot

[11/21/2015 3:14:46 PM] Bandit With No Name: so

[11/21/2015 3:14:48 PM] Bandit With No Name: full of holes

[11/21/2015 3:15:00 PM] Tartaros: Tart: That won't do anything.

[11/21/2015 3:15:07 PM] Bandit With No Name: i mean it did

[11/21/2015 3:15:13 PM] Ururu: I can't imagine that slowed him down much.

[11/21/2015 3:15:14 PM] Bandit With No Name: i hit hm liek a lot

[11/21/2015 3:15:26 PM] Bandit With No Name: he got liek ptty fucksnaed up

[11/21/2015 3:16:09 PM] Bandit With No Name: yo this iso verse blows, i'm so glad they made the dv work in here

[11/21/2015 3:16:11 PM] Bandit With No Name: fuck

[11/21/2015 3:16:31 PM] Tartaros: "fucked him up" does not even begin to describe what you'd need to do to kill someone like him

[11/21/2015 3:17:05 PM] Bandit With No Name: lol yo dnt understim8 me dude i got a lot of boom

[11/21/2015 3:17:08 PM] Ururu: From what I gathered he seems something of a sentient Zombie, while Rebecca was quite the chatter box, I didn't get much out of him

[11/21/2015 3:17:11 PM] Bandit With No Name: mther fuckrs gnna lern

[11/21/2015 3:17:21 PM] David: Someone say Zombie? From the Americas?

[11/21/2015 3:17:35 PM] Bandit With No Name: lol wuts america

[11/21/2015 3:17:38 PM] Bandit With No Name: i dnt even care

[11/21/2015 3:17:57 PM] Tartaros: Zombie? No. He's still living.

[11/21/2015 3:17:59 PM] Bandit With No Name: all u dudes have so many fuckin places

[11/21/2015 3:18:04 PM] Bandit With No Name: there ate 10 places

[11/21/2015 3:18:08 PM] Bandit With No Name: maybe a few more

[11/21/2015 3:18:40 PM] David: A continent on Earth, the people of two culture with dark skin have a magic variety known to sap someone's willpower away into unlife to create a Zombie.

[11/21/2015 3:19:17 PM] Bandit With No Name: not any of this amuraca or deep spaec 9 or chichago or eisengard or ferrelden or ny of that shit

[11/21/2015 3:19:24 PM] Bandit With No Name: jus the verses

[11/21/2015 3:32:09 PM] Demetri: AHHHH

[11/21/2015 4:21:01 PM] *** Demetri has no idea what is going on. ***

[11/21/2015 4:21:14 PM] Jak/ Luger: Luger shrugs

[11/21/2015 4:21:48 PM] Jak/ Luger: Rico is staring somewhere else

[11/21/2015 4:23:40 PM] *** Demetri suddenly look at each other. ***

[11/21/2015 4:26:13 PM] *** Jak/ Luger hi ryner and demetri? ***

[11/21/2015 4:26:24 PM] Jak/ Luger: Jaks never met demetri

[11/21/2015 4:26:39 PM] Jak/ Luger: Luger has met you guys either

[11/21/2015 4:26:43 PM] Jak/ Luger: Hasn't

[11/21/2015 4:27:01 PM] *** Demetri and Ryner both wave at Luger. ***

[11/21/2015 4:28:43 PM] Ururu: Luger... wait your that fellow Idiot is looking for.

[11/21/2015 4:29:18 PM] Jak/ Luger: Rico raises eyebrow

[11/21/2015 4:29:23 PM] Jak/ Luger: Oh great

[11/21/2015 4:29:56 PM] Ururu: Okay this time warp/dialation is really really odd

[11/21/2015 4:29:57 PM] *** Demetri and Ryner , but actually only Demetri, looks for items to steal from everyone mischievously. ***

[11/21/2015 4:30:36 PM] Jak/ Luger: Yes

[11/21/2015 4:30:50 PM | Edited 4:32:50 PM] Demetri and Ryner: -Ryner kicks back for a nap before the movie-

[11/21/2015 4:30:55 PM] Demetri and Ryner: Ahhhhhh shit.

[11/21/2015 4:30:58 PM] Jak/ Luger: Jak: exactly

[11/21/2015 4:31:27 PM] Jak/ Luger: Daxter: orange lightning is in the room

[11/21/2015 4:32:15 PM] Jak/ Luger: Jak: eats popcorn

[11/21/2015 4:34:27 PM] *** Demetri and Ryner still have no idea what is happening ***

[11/21/2015 4:43:39 PM | Edited 4:43:59 PM] David Monroe: Petulant

[11/21/2015 4:47:41 PM] David: And here comes an easily unacceptable deus ex machina.

[11/21/2015 4:49:39 PM] David: Galaxy? There a trillions of worlds in a galaxy. Why bother with another galaxy?

[11/21/2015 4:53:43 PM] Ururu: Where did the extra mass come from?

David: From the ether of course.

[11/21/2015 4:55:06 PM] Adam Gaite: when it comes to shit like this, I am reminded of a very familiar phtase. "god damn the eighties were weird."

[11/21/2015 4:55:46 PM] David: 80s? You mean if I had remained on Earth I'd have been subjected to this?

[11/21/2015 4:56:11 PM] Adam Gaite: alternate timestreams are weird. so it's a very real possibility.

[11/21/2015 4:56:16 PM] Tartaros: Tart: "Eighties? What?"

[11/21/2015 4:56:18 PM] Jade Harley: oh, i dont know!! i think its pretty great :)

[11/21/2015 4:57:08 PM] David: That's what muggles think Apparition looks like?

[11/21/2015 4:57:10 PM] Tartaros: Tart: It looks like it was drawn by a ganger drunk on bad amasec

[11/21/2015 4:57:56 PM] Adam Gaite: I can only reiterate. "the eighties were fucking weird."

[11/21/2015 4:58:07 PM] David: Empire though? I like the way this guy thinks.

[11/21/2015 5:00:13 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Finally it is starting.

[11/21/2015 5:00:35 PM] Adam Gaite: okay bandwidth and lag testing is over. movie time begins now.

[11/21/2015 5:00:35 PM] Jade Harley: oh my gosh, im sooo excited!!! :D

[11/21/2015 5:00:45 PM] Ururu: Grail... I think this is where the Jesus figure of my world and 'Earth' Prime diverges.

[11/21/2015 5:00:59 PM] Jade Harley: listen to that great intro music!!!!

[11/21/2015 5:01:33 PM] Ururu: Then again said figure barely exists in any form similar what I can find on the Dataverse. He has become mostly an epithet at best.

[11/21/2015 5:01:35 PM] Adam Gaite: this music makes me feel like i'm trippin' some serious balls. as a friend of mine used to say.

[11/21/2015 5:02:08 PM] Jade Harley: lol the subtitles

[11/21/2015 5:02:28 PM] Tartaros: Tart: hah.

[11/21/2015 5:02:54 PM] Tartaros: pretty much

[11/21/2015 5:03:01 PM] David: At least this Python fellow is honest.

[11/21/2015 5:03:02 PM] Dean Winchester: Everyone has been sacked.

[11/21/2015 5:03:06 PM] Dean Winchester: And then this happened.

[11/21/2015 5:03:19 PM] Adam Gaite: my fucking eyes what the shit

[11/21/2015 5:03:37 PM] David: Wait... Llammas? You know I think Dumbledore's brother has a thing for goats.

[11/21/2015 5:03:38 PM] Jade Harley: yay!!!! here we go!!!!!

[11/21/2015 5:03:49 PM] Jade Harley: the movie is starting for real :)

[11/21/2015 5:04:36 PM] David: Are they pretending that... they are on Horses?

[11/21/2015 5:04:50 PM] Tartaros: Tart: Yes, Yes indeed.

[11/21/2015 5:05:10 PM] Jade Harley: haha oh my gosh

[11/21/2015 5:05:17 PM] Jak/ Luger: Luger: This is weirf

[11/21/2015 5:05:21 PM] Jak/ Luger: *weird

[11/21/2015 5:05:23 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: We found them! Ha!

[11/21/2015 5:05:35 PM] David: I need some butterbeer if I'm going to enjoy this I imagine.

[11/21/2015 5:05:37 PM] Adam Gaite: well I've never seen a movie go to a perfect 10 this fucking quickly

[11/21/2015 5:05:44 PM] Adam Gaite: this is a thing of fucking beauty

[11/21/2015 5:05:47 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Oh, it gets better.

[11/21/2015 5:06:04 PM] Jade Harley: this is amazing!! :D

[11/21/2015 5:06:16 PM] Ururu: The fellow in the castle is quite correct.

[11/21/2015 5:06:23 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Just remembers these words "Help, I'm being repressed!" You'll see when it happens.

[11/21/2015 5:06:37 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Oh god! Or the french guys!

[11/21/2015 5:06:40 PM] Jak/ Luger: Daxter: eats popcorn

[11/21/2015 5:06:53 PM] Adam Gaite: I am at a loss for words

[11/21/2015 5:07:06 PM] Jade Harley: oh right, one of the plagues :(

[11/21/2015 5:07:16 PM] Ururu: These men are quite educated for a flick set in what I imagine is a era of... very poor economy

[11/21/2015 5:07:20 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: It gets funny again soon, don't worry.

[11/21/2015 5:07:28 PM] Tartaros: Tart: I honestly cannot tell if this was written by a drunk or a genius

[11/21/2015 5:07:38 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: The answer is yes.

[11/21/2015 5:07:43 PM] Ururu: Tart, why not both?

[11/21/2015 5:07:52 PM] Jade Harley: aha oh my gosh

[11/21/2015 5:08:01 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Told you so.

[11/21/2015 5:08:02 PM] Jade Harley: that guy clearly isnt dead!!! :0

[11/21/2015 5:08:11 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: "Don't be such a baby!" heh.

[11/21/2015 5:08:17 PM] David: I have to agree with the philosopher here... Drunk genius...

[11/21/2015 5:08:22 PM] Jak/ Luger: Jak: HE's NOT DEAD

[11/21/2015 5:08:31 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: He is now.

[11/21/2015 5:08:35 PM] Adam Gaite: thsi is fucking genius

[11/21/2015 5:08:45 PM] Jade Harley: oh there goes the king guy!!

[11/21/2015 5:08:47 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Must be a king, hasn't got shit all over him! HA! Classic.

[11/21/2015 5:09:25 PM] David: Alright I'm summoning some Butterbeer... infused with firewhiskey. I want to be drunk for this.

[11/21/2015 5:09:31 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Remember the part I said to remember? Right here.

[11/21/2015 5:09:44 PM] Jade Harley: lol!!

[11/21/2015 5:10:22 PM] Jak/ Luger: Jak: shrugs Summons beer

[11/21/2015 5:10:46 PM] Ururu: Yes these folk are quite educated. Its thoroughly refreshing.

[11/21/2015 5:11:04 PM] David: A Muggle wrote this right?

[11/21/2015 5:11:16 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Don't worry, it gets stupid again quick.

[11/21/2015 5:11:44 PM] Tartaros: Tart: I've seen folk like this before...

[11/21/2015 5:12:05 PM] Adam Gaite: remind me to never got to THIS camelot

[11/21/2015 5:12:08 PM] Adam Gaite: it looks shitty.

[11/21/2015 5:12:09 PM] David: I ran across people like this a few hours ago in the dunes.

[11/21/2015 5:12:19 PM] Jak/ Luger: Luger: ....

[11/21/2015 5:12:20 PM] Tartaros: Tart: So, like the Camelot here?

[11/21/2015 5:12:20 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: They don't go to this Camelot, tis a silly placew.

[11/21/2015 5:12:28 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Oh wait, that happens later. Never mind.

[11/21/2015 5:12:36 PM] Jak/ Luger: Luger: Never mind

[11/21/2015 5:12:59 PM] David: Sword fighting? I don't suppose one of these fellows is named Godric?

[11/21/2015 5:13:02 PM] Adam Gaite: good fucking christ

[11/21/2015 5:13:29 PM] Tartaros: Tart: That's some wound...

[11/21/2015 5:13:52 PM] Tartaros: Tart: Not even I've been stabbed in the eye before.

[11/21/2015 5:14:07 PM] Jade Harley: none shall pass!!

[11/21/2015 5:14:19 PM] Ururu: Well I met a ninja a few years ago that was far more skilled with a sword. Giant Clever about six feet long.

[11/21/2015 5:14:25 PM] Ururu: Similar personality.

[11/21/2015 5:14:32 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: It gets gloriously gorey now, and then it goes back to dumb and silly. Funny still.

[11/21/2015 5:14:49 PM] Adam Gaite: what the actual fuck

[11/21/2015 5:15:02 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: I've had worse! HA!

[11/21/2015 5:15:17 PM] Ururu: Well that escalated quickly.

[11/21/2015 5:15:29 PM] Jak/ Luger: XD

[11/21/2015 5:15:31 PM] Tartaros: Tart: 'Tis but a scratch!

[11/21/2015 5:15:35 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Just a flesh wound!

[11/21/2015 5:15:38 PM] Jak/ Luger: That part is funny

[11/21/2015 5:15:46 PM] David: They can be reattached, a good healing spell will do the trick.

[11/21/2015 5:15:49 PM] Adam Gaite: this black knight guy is fucking hilarious

[11/21/2015 5:16:02 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: they call it a draw

[11/21/2015 5:16:19 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: I'll bite your legs off!

[11/21/2015 5:16:25 PM] David: That man is definitely Gryffindor.

[11/21/2015 5:16:39 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: A pretty good impression of people from the church here.

[11/21/2015 5:16:40 PM] Tartaros: Tart: The deadly, feared, BLACK TORSO!

[11/21/2015 5:16:47 PM] Jak/ Luger: Luger: What the crap are they DOING?

[11/21/2015 5:16:48 PM] David: ...I hope those aren't supposed be wizards.

[11/21/2015 5:16:59 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Monks from the church.

[11/21/2015 5:17:05 PM] Tartaros: Tart: You know, I've seen monks that worship like that.

[11/21/2015 5:17:09 PM] David: Oh dear.

[11/21/2015 5:17:26 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: I know witches, she could actually be one. If you take the fake nose off and shit.

[11/21/2015 5:17:29 PM] David: Witch? Finally some good magic.

[11/21/2015 5:17:33 PM] Tartaros: Tart: Thick bastards beat their own heads with a copy of the Book of Lorgar every hour.

[11/21/2015 5:17:41 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: David, do not get your hopes up.

[11/21/2015 5:18:00 PM] David: My hopes ere dashed with the Llama

[11/21/2015 5:18:01 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: No, no no.. yes! A bit.

[11/21/2015 5:18:10 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: I got better!

[11/21/2015 5:18:10 PM] Adam Gaite: this is fucking ridiculous

[11/21/2015 5:18:10 PM] Tartaros: Tart: Well... she does look like a witch. Dangerous fuckers.

[11/21/2015 5:18:39 PM] David: She does look like Myrtle Warren. A piteous ravenclaw girl.

[11/21/2015 5:18:41 PM] Tartaros: Tart: hah!

[11/21/2015 5:19:04 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: These guys are so gloriously stupid, it is freaking hilarious.

[11/21/2015 5:19:29 PM] Adam Gaite: these people are significantly less educated than the last buch

[11/21/2015 5:19:36 PM] Ururu: Fat contains oils that burns... wood? What. the. hell

David: Uh yes I'd like to reiterate the philosopher's sentiments.

[11/21/2015 5:19:55 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Very small freaking rocks. Wow. I frogot that line.

[11/21/2015 5:20:14 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Oh god, wait for it.

[11/21/2015 5:20:17 PM] Jak/ Luger: *coughs8

[11/21/2015 5:20:41 PM] Tartaros: Tart: The people are fecking geniuses.

[11/21/2015 5:20:43 PM | Edited 5:21:26 PM] Ururu: Yes this fits more with my estimates of the intelligence of people in eras similar to this.

David: Muggles... dear merlin muggles.

[11/21/2015 5:21:13 PM] Tartaros: Tart: ...muggle? What are you blithering on about?

[11/21/2015 5:21:33 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Some stupid term from a stupid book that means people without magic or something.

[11/21/2015 5:21:52 PM] Jak/ Luger: I agree with the armor guy named Tart.

[11/21/2015 5:21:55 PM] Adam Gaite: we got a regular band of geniuses here.

[11/21/2015 5:21:57 PM] David: Dean has the right of it... Surprisingly

[11/21/2015 5:21:57 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Ah Sir Not Appearing in this film, he is my favourite.

[11/21/2015 5:22:04 PM] Jade Harley: the knights!!!

[11/21/2015 5:22:17 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Oh god, wait for it. They sing now.

[11/21/2015 5:22:20 PM] Jade Harley: to camelot!!!

[11/21/2015 5:22:28 PM] Adam Gaite: if they start singing i'm done

[11/21/2015 5:22:31 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Yep. This part needs to burn.

[11/21/2015 5:22:35 PM] David: That does not look like any castle I'm familiar with.

[11/21/2015 5:22:37 PM] Jade Harley: oh my gosh this is amazing

[11/21/2015 5:22:54 PM] Jak/ Luger: Daxter: Wow

[11/21/2015 5:22:59 PM] Tartaros: Tart: ...they sing, don't they?

[11/21/2015 5:23:02 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: The guy in the dungeon though?! Great!

[11/21/2015 5:23:04 PM] Tartaros: Tart: Yes.

[11/21/2015 5:23:12 PM] Jade Harley: omg that random chained up guy, what is going omg

[11/21/2015 5:23:28 PM] Adam Gaite: Arthur is the only one with any sense

[11/21/2015 5:23:45 PM] Jade Harley: strange disembodied voice activate

[11/21/2015 5:23:49 PM] Ururu: David mind sharing that alcohol recipe?

HIkaru: You are not getting drunk in the middle of an Imperial Police Station

[11/21/2015 5:23:56 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: And here comes God, I like this version then the actual God.

[11/21/2015 5:23:57 PM] Jade Harley: wait random guy in the sky

[11/21/2015 5:24:01 PM] David: Sends file

[11/21/2015 5:24:26 PM] David: That looks like Professor Dippet.

[11/21/2015 5:24:30 PM] Jade Harley: the holy grail!!

[11/21/2015 5:24:31 PM] Adam Gaite: what the actual fuck.

[11/21/2015 5:24:32 PM] Jak/ Luger: Rico: At least the kid could use some

[11/21/2015 5:24:47 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: That looks nothing like the one in Indiana Jones!

[11/21/2015 5:24:53 PM] Jade Harley: oh my gosh

[11/21/2015 5:24:56 PM] Adam Gaite: lkei no seruoiusly what the actual fuck

[11/21/2015 5:24:59 PM] Jade Harley: butt trumpets??

[11/21/2015 5:25:03 PM] Tartaros: Tart: The last time a man in the sky spoke to me, he tried to get me to blow up a building. That was fun.

[11/21/2015 5:25:07 PM] David: What is going on?

[11/21/2015 5:25:14 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: The title sequence.

[11/21/2015 5:25:24 PM] Adam Gaite: I have lost all grasp of what is happening

[11/21/2015 5:25:30 PM] Ururu: Was this film made in the middle of an Expressionist revolution in art and filmmaking?

[11/21/2015 5:25:38 PM] Jade Harley: who was that guy by the stream???

[11/21/2015 5:25:41 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: British guys are british, God told them to do something so they are.

[11/21/2015 5:25:51 PM] Tartaros: Tart: I think the writer just drank too much

[11/21/2015 5:26:01 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Now it is the French guys. I love these guys, even if they are French.

[11/21/2015 5:26:19 PM] Tartaros: Tart: Far, far too much.

[11/21/2015 5:26:39 PM] Jade Harley: ehehe oh my goodness

[11/21/2015 5:26:44 PM] David: This is supposed to be Britain right? What are foreigners doing on our sovereign land?

[11/21/2015 5:26:51 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: HA! Already got one, it's "vary nice!"

[11/21/2015 5:26:55 PM] Adam Gaite: what the shit

[11/21/2015 5:27:00 PM] Adam Gaite: I

[11/21/2015 5:27:10 PM] Adam Gaite: just what the fuck

[11/21/2015 5:27:14 PM] Jade Harley: what an outrageous accent!!

[11/21/2015 5:27:21 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: I am getting a beer, this needs a beer.

--- AT THIS JUNCTURE, SOMETHING HAPPENED TO THE STREAM ---

[11/21/2015 5:27:21 PM] David: Intermission?

[11/21/2015 5:27:30 PM] Jak/ Luger: whoa

[11/21/2015 5:27:38 PM] Jak/ Luger: what just happened

[11/21/2015 5:31:01 PM] Ururu: I did some checking, I think the Empire thought this video had encoded content used to pass Rebel alliance data. Whatever that means.

[11/21/2015 5:32:31 PM] Tartaros: Tart: Those motherless bastards are the ones that own that page? Of course it would get shut down...

[11/21/2015 5:32:46 PM] Jade Harley: awwwww :(

[11/21/2015 5:33:00 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Well that was short lived.

[11/21/2015 5:33:51 PM] David: A motherless bastard... a child conceived illegitimately with another man? I mean its theoretically possible with the right charms... Shudder But not something I rather not think about.

Ururu: Ooo that's rather fascinating. Please do continue.

[11/21/2015 5:34:05 PM] Jade Harley: well, its official!! the empire stinks :c

[11/21/2015 5:35:04 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: And I'm out, let me know if it gets working again.

[11/21/2015 5:36:41 PM] Tartaros: Tart: I have seen... many things that could be called "some I'd rather not think about"

[11/21/2015 5:37:03 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: ALl i am here is a lot of blah blah blah, let's get this started!

[11/21/2015 5:37:07 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: there we go!

[11/21/2015 5:37:07 PM | Edited 5:37:37 PM] Ururu: Yay! Its on, more cultural extrapolation from a future perspective!

David: I'm dearly concerned about the philosopher. But more so about the writer of this film.

[11/21/2015 5:37:32 PM] Adam Gaite: I have no idea what the fuck just happened.

[11/21/2015 5:37:59 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: The french used a catapult and livestock as the ammunition.

[11/21/2015 5:38:15 PM] Adam Gaite: leave it to the French I guess

[11/21/2015 5:38:20 PM] Ururu: Weren't you a master of a time and space Adam, such thing should be second nature to you. And really, poor animals.

[11/21/2015 5:38:35 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: French Guy: Something is happening here, oh wait, nah! Those are all natural sounds! OH LOOK! A giant rabbit! Awesome!

[11/21/2015 5:38:53 PM] Adam Gaite: more like a master of time. just time. space isn't really my thing. that's jade.

[11/21/2015 5:38:54 PM] Jade Harley: its like a trojan horse!!!

[11/21/2015 5:39:09 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Yeah, that is part of the joke. Wait for it.

[11/21/2015 5:39:47 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: I love how the one french guy has to translate french.... for ANOTHER french guy.

[11/21/2015 5:39:51 PM] Ururu: Oh your from the same universe? Also is it me or do these 'French' People seem stereotypical of some variety.

--- SOMETHING HAPPENED TO THE STREAM. AGAIN. ---

[11/21/2015 5:40:04 PM] Jade Harley: oh my gosh, fail!!

[11/21/2015 5:40:24 PM] David: Another intermission?

[11/21/2015 5:40:31 PM] Jak/ Luger: Oh crap

--- RESUME. ---

[11/21/2015 5:40:35 PM] Adam Gaite: this is extremely fucking stupid.

[11/21/2015 5:42:09 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: HA! They just murdered that guy! AWESOME!

[11/21/2015 5:42:23 PM] Ururu: Did they just kill that poor fellow?

David: Well this just got interest- nevermind.

[11/21/2015 5:42:24 PM] Adam Gaite: god damn no mercy for the elderly

[11/21/2015 5:42:32 PM] Adam Gaite: and now they're singing again

[11/21/2015 5:42:35 PM] Adam Gaite: fcuk

[11/21/2015 5:42:35 PM] Jade Harley: hehe what a nice song

[11/21/2015 5:42:49 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Just letting the guy know how he was going to die.

[11/21/2015 5:42:54 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: In song.

[11/21/2015 5:43:01 PM] Jade Harley: and by nice i mean totally ridiculous

[11/21/2015 5:43:02 PM] Ururu: If I ever go on an adventuring I want this Bard on my side.

[11/21/2015 5:43:08 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Did he just say 'nostrils raped"?

[11/21/2015 5:43:11 PM] Tartaros: Tart: At least 85% of these things have happened to me at one time or another...

[11/21/2015 5:43:29 PM] Jade Harley: oh wow

[11/21/2015 5:43:40 PM] Tartaros: Tart: Liver-stabbing is not enjoyable. Trust me.

[11/21/2015 5:43:43 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: I bet Nostrils Raped was one of the 85%.

[11/21/2015 5:43:59 PM] Tartaros: Tart: What do you take me for, a Slaaneshi?

[11/21/2015 5:44:05 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Yes?

[11/21/2015 5:44:07 PM] Adam Gaite: good lord what is with the three-headed fuck

[11/21/2015 5:44:12 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: I have no idea what that means.

[11/21/2015 5:44:30 PM] David: I doubt a Cerberus would help the situation.

[11/21/2015 5:46:55 PM | Edited 5:47:07 PM] David: And its back. The Empire must really despise this film

[11/21/2015 5:48:27 PM] Tartaros: Tart: Thank the Emperor... There isn't much else to do in this barren white shithole besides this...

[11/21/2015 5:49:33 PM] Jak/ Luger: Luger: isn't that true, besides the whole being chased by ultramarines

[11/21/2015 5:49:37 PM] Tartaros: Tart: I swear, you try to put on a decent fight and they crash the platform and set it on fuckin' fire...

[11/21/2015 5:50:10 PM] Tartaros: Tart: Ultramarines? The goddamned blueberries? Bunch of fools.

[11/21/2015 5:50:47 PM] Jak/ Luger: Luger: Yeah, them.

[11/21/2015 5:51:07 PM] Jade Harley: blueberries?????

[11/21/2015 5:51:26 PM] Jak/ Luger: Luger: Longgg story

[11/21/2015 5:51:45 PM] Jade Harley: okay, if you say so!!! :p

[11/21/2015 5:51:59 PM] Jak/ Luger: Luger: raises a eyebrow

[11/21/2015 5:52:16 PM] Jak/ Luger: looks over at Rico and then Uruu

[11/21/2015 5:52:21 PM] Jak/ Luger: Made a friend?

[11/21/2015 5:54:58 PM] Ururu: Ah ye old commercial. How I missed you.

David: Okay...

[11/21/2015 5:55:49 PM] David: At that's that. Just need to resume now

[11/21/2015 5:57:47 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Just watch the movie!

[11/21/2015 5:57:49 PM | Edited 5:57:59 PM] Demetri and Ryner: Ryner: -wakes up- yaaaaawwn what did i miss

[11/21/2015 5:57:50 PM] David: I tried conjuring chainmail once... it is a quite the heavy garment.

[11/21/2015 5:58:14 PM] Tartaros: Tart: Chainmail? Heavy?

[11/21/2015 5:58:21 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Castle Anthrax. HA!

[11/21/2015 5:58:46 PM] Ururu: Anthrax... yeesh that doesn't bode well.

[11/21/2015 5:58:57 PM] Tartaros: Tart: May as well call it Castle Stabyou.

[11/21/2015 5:58:59 PM] Jak/ Luger: Luger : hello ryner

[11/21/2015 5:59:05 PM] Adam Gaite: this is a weird fuckng castle

[11/21/2015 5:59:12 PM] David: The Chaste? That won't last long.

[11/21/2015 5:59:16 PM] Jade Harley: spooooky

[11/21/2015 5:59:18 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Zut, just zut. No chastity there it seems.

[11/21/2015 5:59:42 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: 16 to 19 and a half. That is a very specific age range.

[11/21/2015 5:59:50 PM] Demetri and Ryner: Ryner : Hey. yawns again

[11/21/2015 5:59:53 PM] Tartaros: Tart: Very, very specific.

[11/21/2015 6:00:01 PM] David: Indeed Dean. Very specific.

[11/21/2015 6:00:06 PM] Adam Gaite: jesus fucking christ

[11/21/2015 6:00:14 PM] Jade Harley: @_@

[11/21/2015 6:00:29 PM] Ururu: Again, they ae oddly educated for the portrayed era.

[11/21/2015 6:00:37 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: I have apparently been seeing the wrong Doctors.

[11/21/2015 6:01:00 PM | Edited 6:01:20 PM] David: The girls of Hogwarts are nothing like this.

[11/21/2015 6:01:07 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Hello.

[11/21/2015 6:01:08 PM] Adam Gaite: this is incredibly fucking awkward

[11/21/2015 6:01:51 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Wow, a grail shaped beacon.

[11/21/2015 6:02:10 PM] Jade Harley: :0

[11/21/2015 6:02:15 PM] Demetri and Ryner: Ryner: rubs eyes the hell are we watching?

[11/21/2015 6:02:24 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: And there goes the fourth wall.

[11/21/2015 6:02:27 PM] Adam Gaite: good god damn gracious what the fuck

[11/21/2015 6:02:56 PM] Jade Harley: what is even happening anymore????? :O

[11/21/2015 6:02:58 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: This castle is getting better and better.

[11/21/2015 6:03:11 PM] Jak/ Luger: whoa

[11/21/2015 6:03:13 PM] David: I'm confused

Ururu: I'm not, this obvious a comedy... though I never though Spanking would factor into this- Oo this just got fun.

Hikaru: Ururu...

[11/21/2015 6:03:25 PM] Jak/ Luger: Wow

[11/21/2015 6:03:30 PM] Tartaros: Tart: ...

[11/21/2015 6:03:32 PM] Jade Harley: what the heck??

[11/21/2015 6:03:49 PM] Adam Gaite: somehow I don't really think this is genre-appropriate

[11/21/2015 6:03:59 PM] Adam Gaite: but then again what the fuck is the genre of this

[11/21/2015 6:04:10 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: British, that is the genre.

[11/21/2015 6:04:10 PM] Ururu: Wait where are they going! Go back go back! I want to see the porn!

David: This is incredibly awkward... as Adam said.

[11/21/2015 6:04:41 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: And someone else just got murdered off screen.

[11/21/2015 6:05:00 PM] *** Demetri and Ryner are confused by moving pictures. ***

[11/21/2015 6:05:04 PM] David: An enchanter? That's hardly the proper label for a Warlock.

[11/21/2015 6:05:15 PM] Adam Gaite: what the fuck

[11/21/2015 6:05:16 PM] Jade Harley: magic!!! :o

[11/21/2015 6:05:22 PM] Adam Gaite: like no seriously wgat the fuck

[11/21/2015 6:05:26 PM] Adam Gaite: what is this

[11/21/2015 6:05:29 PM] Demetri and Ryner: Ryner: Thats me.

[11/21/2015 6:05:35 PM] Adam Gaite: I think I feel my brain draining out my ears

[11/21/2015 6:05:37 PM] Bandit With No Name: hhahahahahahaah hey u fuckin losers wat up

[11/21/2015 6:05:41 PM] David: That's not apparition either. Muggles must be informed of how proper appearaing an disappearing looks like.

[11/21/2015 6:05:42 PM] Bandit With No Name: i wuz busy eatin

[11/21/2015 6:05:43 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: British. That is what it is.

[11/21/2015 6:05:47 PM] Bandit With No Name: fuckin curry chicken

[11/21/2015 6:05:47 PM] Demetri and Ryner: Ryner: flexes magic eyes

[11/21/2015 6:05:47 PM] Jade Harley: hi bandit!!! :D

[11/21/2015 6:05:51 PM] Bandit With No Name: FUCKIN

[11/21/2015 6:05:55 PM] Bandit With No Name: THAT SHIT WAS AWEOME

[11/21/2015 6:06:06 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: How these guys!

[11/21/2015 6:06:12 PM] Adam Gaite: god damn what

[11/21/2015 6:06:16 PM] Bandit With No Name: yo is the movie not playin

[11/21/2015 6:06:29 PM] Bandit With No Name: o shit there it s

[11/21/2015 6:06:38 PM] David: Sacrificial Magic?

[11/21/2015 6:06:42 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: They say Ni, that is their thing. Apparently it is a bad thing.

[11/21/2015 6:06:48 PM] Bandit With No Name: the fuck is a shrubbery

[11/21/2015 6:06:53 PM] Jade Harley: ni!!!

[11/21/2015 6:07:07 PM] Bandit With No Name: is that liek a bomb or wut

[11/21/2015 6:07:09 PM] Adam Gaite: I didn't know shrubbery was a thing you could take places

[11/21/2015 6:07:10 PM] Ururu: I don't understand the obsession with the number two.

[11/21/2015 6:07:19 PM] Adam Gaite: or that it was possible to have "a" shrubbery

[11/21/2015 6:07:22 PM] Bandit With No Name: YO ADAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[11/21/2015 6:07:31 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: YES! The Lancelot scene! I love this one!

[11/21/2015 6:07:37 PM] Bandit With No Name: i herd so mny good things bout u

[11/21/2015 6:07:43 PM] Bandit With No Name: why does everything look all weird

[11/21/2015 6:07:53 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: This part is animated.

[11/21/2015 6:07:56 PM] Adam Gaite: good things. about me. who the fuck have ouy been talking to

[11/21/2015 6:07:57 PM] Bandit With No Name: YO WUT IS HAPPENING

[11/21/2015 6:08:00 PM] *** Demetri and Ryner give up. ***

[11/21/2015 6:08:08 PM] Bandit With No Name: HOLY FUCK

[11/21/2015 6:08:12 PM] Bandit With No Name: WAT AM I WATCHING

[11/21/2015 6:08:14 PM] Bandit With No Name: HOW IS THAT

[11/21/2015 6:08:14 PM] Ururu: Definitely an expressionist movement in this movie.

[11/21/2015 6:08:16 PM] Bandit With No Name: WUT

[11/21/2015 6:08:26 PM] Adam Gaite: what the fuck is this shit

[11/21/2015 6:08:28 PM] Bandit With No Name: OMNIS MADE SOME

[11/21/2015 6:08:28 PM] Jade Harley: :00!!!!

[11/21/2015 6:08:31 PM] Bandit With No Name: HOYL SHIT

[11/21/2015 6:08:32 PM] Adam Gaite: seriously god damn it

[11/21/2015 6:08:47 PM] Tartaros: I stopped trying to comprehend it a while ago, I suggest you do too.

[11/21/2015 6:08:47 PM] Bandit With No Name: oh shit its all normaknl again

[11/21/2015 6:09:08 PM] Ururu: Are these people inbred?

David: Its a common theme in royalty

[11/21/2015 6:09:13 PM] Bandit With No Name: this kid is a fuckin punk

[11/21/2015 6:09:17 PM] Jade Harley: this is totally nuts

[11/21/2015 6:09:22 PM] Bandit With No Name: oh yo dont tell him not to sing

[11/21/2015 6:09:26 PM] Bandit With No Name: fuck u old dude

[11/21/2015 6:09:35 PM] Bandit With No Name: he can sing when he awants 2

[11/21/2015 6:09:40 PM] Bandit With No Name: fucko mcshitforbreath

[11/21/2015 6:09:44 PM] Adam Gaite: good fucking sht if they start singing again i'm snapping someone's neck

[11/21/2015 6:09:51 PM] Bandit With No Name: no

[11/21/2015 6:09:52 PM] Bandit With No Name: sing

[11/21/2015 6:09:55 PM] Ururu: Huge Knockers

[11/21/2015 6:09:55 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: HUUUUGGEE.... tracks of land!

[11/21/2015 6:09:59 PM] Adam Gaite: NO FUCKING SINGING

[11/21/2015 6:10:02 PM] Bandit With No Name: sing til your littlep unk ass is content

[11/21/2015 6:10:38 PM] Jade Harley: lol

[11/21/2015 6:10:40 PM] Bandit With No Name: yo

[11/21/2015 6:10:43 PM] Ururu: It is a cosmic joke that humans exist in so many different universes.

[11/21/2015 6:10:54 PM] Bandit With No Name: these dudes sound liek most of my boys in the fuckin dunes

[11/21/2015 6:11:04 PM] Bandit With No Name: liek u got to say things 18 times

[11/21/2015 6:11:07 PM] Adam Gaite: we're back to the fucking idiots again

[11/21/2015 6:11:08 PM] Bandit With No Name: liek they r so stupid

[11/21/2015 6:11:09 PM] Adam Gaite: fantastic

[11/21/2015 6:11:16 PM] David: I know the type, dunes are some idiotic folk

[11/21/2015 6:11:20 PM] Adam Gaite: an ounce of intelligence goes a long fucking way

[11/21/2015 6:11:39 PM] Bandit With No Name: like they r so stupid

[11/21/2015 6:11:48 PM] Bandit With No Name: i ththink shit exact thing has hpapened to me

[11/21/2015 6:11:52 PM] Bandit With No Name: i mean, msot of them r dead now

[11/21/2015 6:12:03 PM] Bandit With No Name: some fuckign red guiy and his punk ass buddies killed em

[11/21/2015 6:12:17 PM] Jade Harley: D:

[11/21/2015 6:12:18 PM] Ururu: Musical Interuptus. It exists in multiple universes!

[11/21/2015 6:12:20 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: The best part is still to come.

[11/21/2015 6:12:28 PM] Bandit With No Name: yo

[11/21/2015 6:12:29 PM] Adam Gaite: dude seriously if some punk kills your dudes you kill them back

[11/21/2015 6:12:31 PM] Bandit With No Name: he aint even lookin

[11/21/2015 6:12:34 PM] Bandit With No Name: at his letters

[11/21/2015 6:12:44 PM] Bandit With No Name: wut he

[11/21/2015 6:12:47 PM] Bandit With No Name: WUT

[11/21/2015 6:12:51 PM] Bandit With No Name: DON'T DO THAT

[11/21/2015 6:12:52 PM] Bandit With No Name: NO

[11/21/2015 6:12:53 PM] Adam Gaite: hold up wait what

[11/21/2015 6:12:59 PM] Jade Harley: ohhhh nooooooooo D:

[11/21/2015 6:13:03 PM] Bandit With No Name: why he have coconuits

[11/21/2015 6:13:04 PM] Ururu: That isn't proper bow technique.

[11/21/2015 6:13:08 PM] Bandit With No Name: i feel likOHNO

[11/21/2015 6:13:12 PM] Bandit With No Name: THE FUCK IS

[11/21/2015 6:13:13 PM] Bandit With No Name: NO

[11/21/2015 6:13:15 PM] Adam Gaite: oh great fucking shit

[11/21/2015 6:13:16 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: He tied a letter to an arrow and shot Lancelots Horse guy.

[11/21/2015 6:13:17 PM] Bandit With No Name: NO MAN

[11/21/2015 6:13:18 PM] Adam Gaite: did he

[11/21/2015 6:13:20 PM] Bandit With No Name: yo wuz he a prime

[11/21/2015 6:13:21 PM] Adam Gaite: did he just

[11/21/2015 6:13:24 PM] Bandit With No Name: i hope he was a prime

[11/21/2015 6:13:24 PM] David: Lots of people die in this movie.

[11/21/2015 6:13:24 PM] Adam Gaite: no scope that motherfucker

[11/21/2015 6:13:27 PM] Adam Gaite: with a bow and arrow

[11/21/2015 6:13:31 PM] Jade Harley: probably not????

[11/21/2015 6:13:36 PM] Jade Harley: wow omg

[11/21/2015 6:13:37 PM] Bandit With No Name: yo

[11/21/2015 6:13:38 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Just wait David, a hell of a lot are about to die.

[11/21/2015 6:13:41 PM] Bandit With No Name: fuck that little kid

[11/21/2015 6:13:41 PM] Tartaros: Truly a tragedy of the century.

[11/21/2015 6:13:45 PM] Bandit With No Name: he shouldnt sing

[11/21/2015 6:13:51 PM] Bandit With No Name: o good

[11/21/2015 6:13:58 PM] Bandit With No Name: stay livin my 2ndary bddy

[11/21/2015 6:14:15 PM] Bandit With No Name: yeah keep him safe frm those assholes

[11/21/2015 6:14:19 PM] Bandit With No Name: dude is BA

[11/21/2015 6:14:25 PM] Bandit With No Name: feelin good after that

[11/21/2015 6:14:44 PM] Adam Gaite: this

[11/21/2015 6:14:46 PM] Adam Gaite: this is some shit

[11/21/2015 6:14:48 PM] Ururu: With an arrow wound like that, not moving is the best solution.

[11/21/2015 6:14:50 PM] Adam Gaite: like seriously

[11/21/2015 6:14:51 PM] Bandit With No Name: yo i feel like thaty chick lifts

[11/21/2015 6:15:00 PM] Bandit With No Name: shes got a lifting face

[11/21/2015 6:15:14 PM] Bandit With No Name: dont waste apple

[11/21/2015 6:15:15 PM] Bandit With No Name: u fuck

[11/21/2015 6:15:23 PM] Bandit With No Name: oh man

[11/21/2015 6:15:23 PM] Adam Gaite: here comes mister fucking knight man

[11/21/2015 6:15:25 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Oh right! This.

[11/21/2015 6:15:27 PM] Bandit With No Name: oh man this

[11/21/2015 6:15:29 PM] Adam Gaite: running across the fields like a fucking loon

[11/21/2015 6:15:32 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: This takes way to fucking long.

[11/21/2015 6:15:32 PM] Bandit With No Name: this is someepci shit

[11/21/2015 6:15:33 PM] Adam Gaite: this can only end well

[11/21/2015 6:15:35 PM] Bandit With No Name: hes so brave

[11/21/2015 6:15:35 PM] Ururu: This will only end in tears

[11/21/2015 6:15:45 PM] Bandit With No Name: liek how u gonna win

[11/21/2015 6:15:45 PM] Jade Harley: :(

[11/21/2015 6:15:47 PM] David: He's running in place.

[11/21/2015 6:15:49 PM] Bandit With No Name: OH AJDHSFAI

[11/21/2015 6:15:49 PM] Adam Gaite: wait what

[11/21/2015 6:15:51 PM] Bandit With No Name: O SHIT

[11/21/2015 6:15:51 PM] Bandit With No Name: SHIT

[11/21/2015 6:15:53 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: HA! Slaughters the entire wedding party! Fucking great!

[11/21/2015 6:15:53 PM] Adam Gaite: I blinked and missed that

[11/21/2015 6:15:55 PM] Bandit With No Name: O MY GOD

[11/21/2015 6:15:59 PM] Bandit With No Name: WOAH

[11/21/2015 6:16:00 PM] Adam Gaite: good fucking god

[11/21/2015 6:16:02 PM] Adam Gaite: WHAT THE FUCK

[11/21/2015 6:16:03 PM] Bandit With No Name: HOLYSHIT

[11/21/2015 6:16:06 PM] Adam Gaite: GOD DAMN

[11/21/2015 6:16:11 PM] Bandit With No Name: THIS DUDE IS AMAZING

[11/21/2015 6:16:14 PM] Bandit With No Name: LIKE

[11/21/2015 6:16:14 PM] Adam Gaite: MURDER FEST

[11/21/2015 6:16:17 PM] Bandit With No Name: O MY GOD

[11/21/2015 6:16:18 PM] Adam Gaite: SHIT

[11/21/2015 6:16:21 PM] Bandit With No Name: DUDE

[11/21/2015 6:16:26 PM] Adam Gaite: THIS GUY

[11/21/2015 6:16:29 PM] Bandit With No Name: HE IS SO BADASSS

[11/21/2015 6:16:30 PM] Adam Gaite: THIS GUY IS AWESOME

[11/21/2015 6:16:31 PM] Bandit With No Name: I MEAN

[11/21/2015 6:16:32 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Fucking. Great.

[11/21/2015 6:16:35 PM] Tartaros: That is some goddamned sword he has there.

[11/21/2015 6:16:37 PM] Bandit With No Name: ALSO A DICKBAG

[11/21/2015 6:16:40 PM] David: Well this fellow is someone you want to summon and run the other direction.

[11/21/2015 6:16:41 PM] Bandit With No Name: BUT DAM

[11/21/2015 6:16:46 PM] Bandit With No Name: OH MAN

[11/21/2015 6:16:48 PM] Bandit With No Name: HE DEF A PRIME

[11/21/2015 6:17:06 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Oh, terribly sorry! YOU JUST MURDERED EVERYONE.

[11/21/2015 6:17:19 PM] Bandit With No Name: haha

[11/21/2015 6:17:25 PM] Adam Gaite: good fucking god

[11/21/2015 6:17:27 PM] Bandit With No Name: hahahahaha 'srry'

[11/21/2015 6:17:35 PM] Bandit With No Name: only eight

[11/21/2015 6:17:37 PM] Bandit With No Name: wut

[11/21/2015 6:17:48 PM] Bandit With No Name: ...how u not mean to

[11/21/2015 6:17:55 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Sword through the head... is he alright? HA!

[11/21/2015 6:18:03 PM] David: Money is always a factor.

[11/21/2015 6:18:04 PM] Bandit With No Name: yo okor wuz ok

[11/21/2015 6:18:08 PM] Adam Gaite: what the hell man

[11/21/2015 6:18:13 PM] Bandit With No Name: hahaha have a dirnk

[11/21/2015 6:18:13 PM] Adam Gaite: HA

[11/21/2015 6:18:15 PM] Adam Gaite: HA

[11/21/2015 6:18:16 PM] Bandit With No Name: O

[11/21/2015 6:18:17 PM] Bandit With No Name: OSHIT

[11/21/2015 6:18:18 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: He just killed his own son.

[11/21/2015 6:18:20 PM] Adam Gaite: HE JUST MURDERED HIS OWN SON

[11/21/2015 6:18:23 PM] Bandit With No Name: LITTLE HOMY DEAD

[11/21/2015 6:18:24 PM] Adam Gaite: FUCKING CLASSIC

[11/21/2015 6:18:24 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: HA!

[11/21/2015 6:18:25 PM] Jade Harley: D: !!!!!!!!!

[11/21/2015 6:18:34 PM] Ururu: They are in a swamp, its a soft landing.

[11/21/2015 6:18:41 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: And then he kills MORE PEOPLE!

[11/21/2015 6:18:41 PM] Tartaros: Rest in pieces little shithead

[11/21/2015 6:19:07 PM] Jak/ Luger: wow

[11/21/2015 6:19:11 PM] David: Carried away? Pray to whatever deity you believe in that Omni never summons this man.

[11/21/2015 6:19:14 PM] Adam Gaite: good lord

[11/21/2015 6:19:27 PM] Adam Gaite: let's hope this fucker never shows up here

[11/21/2015 6:19:29 PM] Bandit With No Name: wut is havin

[11/21/2015 6:19:29 PM] Jak/ Luger: Plesse don't

[11/21/2015 6:19:40 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: We came here for a wedding, and one of them is dead!

[11/21/2015 6:19:42 PM] Bandit With No Name: yo adam u awsom

[11/21/2015 6:19:58 PM] Bandit With No Name: haha dead

[11/21/2015 6:20:03 PM] Jade Harley: im

[11/21/2015 6:20:05 PM] Bandit With No Name: o shit

[11/21/2015 6:20:07 PM] Jade Harley: i cant

[11/21/2015 6:20:07 PM] Adam Gaite: dead

[11/21/2015 6:20:10 PM] Adam Gaite: so much dead

[11/21/2015 6:20:13 PM] Bandit With No Name: dam

[11/21/2015 6:20:16 PM] Adam Gaite: there has never been more dead

[11/21/2015 6:20:21 PM] Bandit With No Name: like

[11/21/2015 6:20:21 PM] Adam Gaite: this is like maximum overdead

[11/21/2015 6:20:40 PM] Bandit With No Name: dude is gonna be bummed he coms bak 2 fountain

[11/21/2015 6:20:44 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Well there was that bandit attack on town in the dunes, I kind of made it look like this place.

[11/21/2015 6:20:49 PM] Bandit With No Name: SIIINGGGG

[11/21/2015 6:20:51 PM] Adam Gaite: oh

[11/21/2015 6:20:53 PM] Adam Gaite: oh wait

[11/21/2015 6:20:54 PM] Bandit With No Name: SIIIIIIIIING

[11/21/2015 6:20:56 PM] Bandit With No Name: o wait

[11/21/2015 6:20:57 PM] Adam Gaite: does he finally get to sing

[11/21/2015 6:21:03 PM] Adam Gaite: wait hwat

[11/21/2015 6:21:07 PM] David: This movie is a musical...

[11/21/2015 6:21:08 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Nope, they cut it just before it really starts.

[11/21/2015 6:21:10 PM] Bandit With No Name: wait u were there 4 a bandit attk

[11/21/2015 6:21:12 PM] Adam Gaite: good fucking gracious

[11/21/2015 6:21:20 PM] Bandit With No Name: haha swing

[11/21/2015 6:21:25 PM] Jade Harley: :o

[11/21/2015 6:21:25 PM] Bandit With No Name: harder u punkl

[11/21/2015 6:21:26 PM] Adam Gaite: this movie is great

[11/21/2015 6:21:35 PM] Bandit With No Name: WUT THEY DOIN 2 THAT CAT

[11/21/2015 6:21:37 PM] Bandit With No Name: NO

[11/21/2015 6:21:39 PM] Tartaros: he has some voice on him.

[11/21/2015 6:21:41 PM] Adam Gaite: WAIT NO

[11/21/2015 6:21:41 PM] Ururu: Is that a cat?

[11/21/2015 6:21:43 PM] Bandit With No Name: DONT DO THAT

[11/21/2015 6:21:47 PM] Adam Gaite: DON'T SWING AROUND A CAT

[11/21/2015 6:21:47 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: It is the laundry cat

[11/21/2015 6:21:49 PM] Bandit With No Name: the fuck is a shrubbry

[11/21/2015 6:21:52 PM] Jade Harley: D: nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

[11/21/2015 6:21:59 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: They use it to hit the laundry.

[11/21/2015 6:22:04 PM] Tartaros: A plant, Bandit.

[11/21/2015 6:22:16 PM] Ururu: What is with their obsession with the number two?

[11/21/2015 6:22:16 PM] Bandit With No Name: why does she not liek that

[11/21/2015 6:22:23 PM] Adam Gaite: ni

[11/21/2015 6:22:27 PM] Adam Gaite: what the fuck

[11/21/2015 6:22:28 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Nu! NU! No no no, it's Ni. You're not doing it properly!

[11/21/2015 6:22:28 PM] Bandit With No Name: how is he not saying it

[11/21/2015 6:22:34 PM] Bandit With No Name: nee

[11/21/2015 6:22:41 PM] Bandit With No Name: haha ruffians

[11/21/2015 6:22:48 PM] Jade Harley: ni!!

[11/21/2015 6:22:56 PM] Adam Gaite: a shrubber

[11/21/2015 6:22:58 PM] Bandit With No Name: a shrubbar

[11/21/2015 6:22:59 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: Roger the shrubber!

[11/21/2015 6:22:59 PM] Adam Gaite: roger the shrubber

[11/21/2015 6:23:02 PM] Ururu: Its just a fucking number! What is with their saying it?

[11/21/2015 6:23:16 PM] Bandit With No Name: those horns

[11/21/2015 6:23:22 PM] Bandit With No Name: are super impractical

[11/21/2015 6:23:28 PM] Bandit With No Name: how

[11/21/2015 6:23:34 PM] David: They look like Druids.

[11/21/2015 6:23:35 PM] Bandit With No Name: do u remember that

[11/21/2015 6:23:42 PM] Dean Winchester: Dean: The knights formerly known as the knights who say Ni.

After this fight, if I manage to not get banished nor Nippur would be completely destroyed I'll be hosting a "Nippur Convention"

I'll be inviting all PC players and factions, including LAW, to come to Nippur and agree on Wartime rules. This overall would attempt to regulate banishment, regulate prisoner treatment and other IC issues our characters might have. Those that would break these rules would probably be punished through I guess it would be a "League of Nations"

This would be advertised throughout the Dataverse so that's how some characters would know.

If you have any comments or if you are interested in signing this just reply below.

Kanda was sitting in the crowd, watching match after match unfold. Each battle more strange than the last. So many powerful primes resided within the Omniverse, he felt overwhelmed. There were many strange creatures around, some of them looked like monsters, creatures he never knew existed. Vile creatures who have no place, here or anywhere else. This is why exorcists exist, to rid the world of these kind of abominations. His hands were folded, covering his mouth, the exorcist eyes were lost in thought, not really paying attention to what was going on in the arena. Birgitta who was keeping him company on orders from Guu went to get a refreshment, yet he never noticed her leaving, he was trapped in his own little world.

"Pretty exciting stuff don't you think? " A strange voice emerged from the seat next to him, where Birgitta was previously sitting. It broke Kanda's train of thought and annoyed he turned towards the unknown voice next to him. An odd looking male with round reflecting glasses was sitting with a smile on his face and a cigarette in his mouth. His shaggy hair made him look even more common than his first impression would suggest.

" Tsk, and who might you be?" Kanda already took a dislike in the man, his stupid grin, the tone of his voice, everything about him made the young exorcist feel cold on the inside.

" Ow just another spectator to the show. I must say I rather enjoyed your match. Haven't had an exorcist here before, you must be new ?" The stranger continued to inquire.

"New? Not really, it's my first and my last time in this place though. Now if you don't mind." He turned away facing the battlegrounds once more, clearly not interested in what the man had to say.

"Don't be like that Mr. exorcist, who knows what you might find here next time ? Then again, allot can happen between now and then." The implication within his tone didn't sit well with Kanda, yet he chose to ignore it, hoping to get rid of the man he chose not to reply. The stranger walked behind the swordsman and bend through his knees, his voice changed to a more serious tone and whispered, "So you claim you are an exorcist,..-if that's true, why haven't you dealt with the Noah roaming around in the Pale Moors ?"

Kanda's eyes opened wider when the word 'Noah' reached his ear, he quickly turned around with a million questions on his mind, but when he turned to face the whispers the man was gone. Kanda stood up and looked around, searching for the strange individual. The only thing he found was Birgitta making her way back to her seat.

"Why are you looking at me like that ? Sit down and watch the rest of the fight." The young woman said while getting to her seat.

"What is the Pale Moors ? how do I get there ?" the exorcist hastily asked his companion right before she was about to get seated.

"There is a portal somewhere in Camelot, or you can always take the one in the nexus. Why do you ask ?" Without getting an answer, Birgitta saw Kanda turn around and exiting the stands in a hurry. Dropping her snacks she swiftly got back up to follow him.

'Who was that fool ? how did he know of the Noah ? If there was only a shred of truth to these claims I have to see for myself within the Pale Moors. If they Noah are here, there might be trouble brewing.' Kanda's thoughts were guiding him, they helped him completely zone out the voice of Birgitta who was clueless of what he was doing.

Once outside the coliseum the troubled exorcist took a small break and turned around towards Birgitta. "Look, it seems something from my own world has followed me here, something ancient and evil, A Noah. Where I come from, they commanded a legion of Akuma to destroy mankind. If there is one of them here i am obligated to stop them and eradicate them from this world." Birgitta hasn't heard Kanda speak this serious before, as if speaking to a professional, no emotion, no doubt. Just a mission, a goal which he needed to achieve. The chaperone got Goosebumps listening to the man, the explanation he gave about the Noah clan gave her chills, such horrible history of terror they have created.

"What will you have me do ?" She asked humble.

"Go to Ambrosia, inform Guu of what happened. Make sure she understands the thread which we face, if this is true. I will report in once I get more intelligence on the matter. This is serious Birgitta, if the Akuma are here, not even Ambrosia is safe." His words struck fear in Birgitta's heart, she simply nodded in response.
Kanda nodded in return before getting onto his horse, "Be safe Birgitta, we will meet each other again once I return. "

The horse took off with great speed, following the same road they followed to get here. He was on his way back to the portal that leads to the Nexus.

It's a little early for thanksgiving, but I was motivated to create this topic for two reasons! 1: some of you guys really make me smile when we talk on skype and stuff 2: I was at work yesterday and there's a long story but I'll put it short (unless someone wants the juicy details) but I go in the back to help this one guy do dishes and he had a huge amount to do accumulated from the night shift, when I went over to help he immediately thanked me and reminded me of when I did the same on Memorial Day (when the dishes were even worse) and long story short he knew I was moving and I don't think he knew the reason was my dad was sick but he repeatedly assured me it was "fate" for me leaving and kept assuring me with reasons. I didn't ask to be assured, but his reasoning was sound and I appreciated it. It alleviated some of the worries I was having without him even knowing.

Well that came out longer than I expected, but no one likes to do the dishes alone, so, tell those people who you appreciate that you DO. Or show them.

I have a number of friends on Skype I talk to that really make a difference in just brightening my day and offering hope. You know who you are or maybe you don't.

There's a long list and I don't think naming everyone is super needed, but there's someone I don't talk to on Skype very much, but Victor every time I see you in one of the chats you always strive to say hey and welcome me, even this morning I don't have access to mini chat, but you still wrote the words.

Thank you Victor and everyone else I talk to and write with for filling life with care and joy.

Recently, I've been thinking about my alt, and I think I've figured it out. What I'd like to do is something similar to Zangetsu, but unique in it's own way. My character will be a dimension-hopping sword known as the Bejeweled Blade. When it enters the Omniverse, it will scatter it's 14 jewels across the verses. It will gain many powers through it's adventures in the Omniverse, but in order to use said powers, it must have the corresponding jewel inserted in the sword (Yes, you can slot all the jewels in the sword at once). In order to gain the these jewels, anyone can preform one of the special quests I will set up in order to obtain the corresponding jewel.

Eventually, seeking out the jewels will involve the current sword-bearer fighting those who have the missing jewels in order to aquire them. But, there is a risk. If the sword-bearer loses a battle and it's opponent decides to take the sword rather than destroy it, they will become the new sword-bearer and the gems slotted in the sword will be re-scattered except for one chosen by the sword-bearer for each time they've aquired the sword.

So, what do you guys think? I'm open to feedback, comments, suggestions and I'm looking to see who's interested in this idea.

Time to make a nightmare for the completionists among us... *evil grin*
How many do you have/can you get?
And as always, feel free to suggest more!


This is not the world you know
Get your character approved by a moderator.

This is the Omniverse
... and make your first Nexus post.

All of this is the Omniverse
Visit the nine main verses and make at least one post in each: the Nexus, Coruscant, Camelot, the Endless Dunes, the Tangled Green, the Vasty Deep, the Pale Moors, the Ashen Steppes and the Frozen Fields.

These are special
Visit the special verses and make at least one post in each: the Dataverse, the Astral Realm, the Void, the Oververse and the Underverse.

I got some questions...
Make it to the Oververse and visit Omni.

I'm helping!
Take part in a big event!

This looks important
Acquire an Artefact.

Home sweet home
Purchase yourself a base.

E for Effort
Pull a Thaal: start out with buying only Physical Strength or Ranged Proficiency, no moves, nothing else, then save up until you can spend at least 10.000 OM in one go.

I feel special now
Be the first to do something nobody has done before, but which is possible to do (like what Thaal did - see the above achievement)

This isn't even my final form
Buy at least one Power-Up transformation and 3 or more Stat Upgrades.

These guys are cool
Talk to Palpatine or Aragorn.

I had tea with Cthulhu
Have an RP with Omni or one of his alts (Samus and Enel)

I'm famous!
Your thread gets published in the Book Club.

Forever alone... not
Join a faction.

Yeees, worship me
Make a character from a well-known canon universe which gets you a lot of attention in the CBox.

Horrible Primes
Play a game of Cards against Humanity, using Guu's custom Omniverse card deck.

What life?
Be the first to post in the Fortnightly Gains when it's opened.

I want the hugs!
V for the Omniverse every day, for at least one month.

Double the trouble
Make a second character.

Some of the banished players are really lonely, and I think it would be good idea that the willing create some secondary NPCs so we can jump into their threads and give them someone to post with. It's all participation bonus and we get to explore hell while doing a service to some of the poor unfortunate souls while not getting our main characters banished.

However, considering it has to make sense IC that the secondaries would even survive Hell, I thought we could have a topic brainstorming ideas. These characters have to either be really really tough, really good at hiding, or exploiting some sort of loophole.


I was thinking an angel secondary who was summoned to be the perfect sub in a BDSM relationship. The Demons, realizing she's enjoying their advanced pain techniques, brands her with a demon mark that universally means "too kinky to torture," forever dooming her to a lonely life of never again knowing pain inflicted by others.
I think that concept is just silly enough to be fun to play with, but dark enough that it would still fit in with the twisted tone of the place.

Got a question about the Vasty Deep. If I wanted to have an adventure on an island that's inspired by that Donkey Kong Country 1/2 and Sonic 3 mindset, where one piece of land has wildly different terrain in a small area... you know, forest zone, ice zone, desert zone, etc... would that be allowed? Or do I need to keep all the snow to the Frozen Fields, volcanoes to the Ashen Steppes, and so on?

Character name: A. J. Crowley.

Character source: Good Omens – A novel by Neil Gaiman and Sir Terry Pratchett.

Character history: Crowley was the Serpent of Eden. He didn’t mean to join the ranks of Hell, he just hung around with the wrong people. He is described as “An Angel who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards” in the very beginning of the book, which says a lot about what kind of trouble Crowley was destined to get up to.

While walking around on earth, Crowley takes on a human form and basically does all that he can to distance himself from Hell while still occasionally reporting back to the powers down below. He even forms an Arrangement with an angel named Aziraphale who was also stationed on earth to thwart Crowley’s misdemeanors, and the two become unlikely companions.

During his time on earth Crowley grew to quite like humanity and all its creature comforts, and so he was pretty upset when the news came out that he was supposed to help bring about Armageddon by delivering the Antichrist to a hospital. In a hilarious series of misunderstandings and one flop of a magic show, Crowley and Aziraphale learn that they have lost the Antichrist, and they spend the rest of the book attempting to hinder the end of days. Thankfully, they were successful, as the Antichrist didn't actually want for the apocalypse to happen.

Crowley was taken from his home universe sometime after the main events of the book, right as he was about to go out to lunch with Aziraphale.

Physical Description: The novel description is a little vague, and there are a lot of fanon appearances, buuut here are some quotes from the novel that describe his appearance:

“Crowley had dark hair, and good cheekbones, and he was wearing snakeskin shoes, or at least presumably he was wearing shoes, and he could do really weird things with his tongue. And, whenever he forgot himself, he had a tendency to hiss.

He also didn’t blink much.”

Crowley also “‘wears sunglasses, even when he dunt need to'”. This hides “yellow eyes with slitted vertical pupils”, like a snake’s.

He has wings, as well, and they are white in color and flawlessly tidy.

Stats: (First Stat Upgrade: 1000)

ATK: 3
DEF: 1 (+1) = 2
SPD: 3
TEC: 3

Starting Proficiencies: Physical Strength – 1000 OM.

Starting Powers: Survival – 2000 OM

Starting Moves:

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Switching Jade Harley’s Alt from Peregrine Mendicant to A. J. Crowley, because that was honestly not a good choice. I am fine with starting out with no moves.