Character name: Hatate Himekaidou

Character source: Touhou Project

Character history: Driven to starvation by the dwindling fear humans felt for them, the myths and monsters of the world created a safe haven for themselves. Deep within the wilderness of Japan, sealed off from the rest of the world for hundreds of years, lies this safe haven, Gensokyo, land of illusion.
Hatate Himekaidou hails from one of the many monster groups within Gensokyo, the Tengu society of Youkai Mountain. Here, Hatate runs a rather unknown newspaper, the Kakashi Spirit News. Filled with well-written articles, complete with pictures taken by her Thoughtography, her ability to take pictures of anywhere from within the comfort of her home, it by all means should sell well. If not for the fact that she can only cover events that have happened, not as they’re happening. It makes her newspaper a little behind the times. No one wants to read about news late.
To make matters even worse, a rival newspaper, the Bunbunmaru, written by Aya Shameimaru, sells well. The Bunbunmaru’s success perplexes Hatate, as it relies more on flashy pictures and attention-grabbing headlines than well-revised articles. So Hatate set out, taking note from Aya’s success, and began reporting events as they happened rather than after the fact.
With new found determination for her career, and a willingness to adapt to a new opponent in order to compete for readers, the sudden burst of activity was just starting to gain momentum before being stopped in its tracks by a void and a white silhouette

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Stats:
ATK: 1
DEF: 1
SPD: 5
TEC: 3

Starting Proficiencies: Ranged Proficiency (1000), Area Attack Proficiency (600)

Starting Powers: Super Speed (1000), Flight (1800)

Starting Moves:
Thoughtography Camera (Ranged, Area) (600): Hatate’s Thoughtography Camera is a small, yellow-checkered device in the shape of an old flip-phone, though with significantly less functionality. Acting almost solely like a camera, she uses it to take pictures of events she could write an article on. These “events” often include less-than-cooperative people, and this camera can be used to defend herself while simultaneously taking pictures of her attacker.
Combat: Upon taking a shot, the camera flashes with magic, instantly doing damage to whatever would come out as a clear picture. The damage takes the form of a light-based burn, similar to sunburn or a powerful spotlight. She won’t get a clear picture if she just shoots willy-nilly, the focus and zoom must be adjusted between shots dependent upon where her subject is. This adjustment can take anywhere between a moment to two seconds depending on how much she has to adjust it. Zoom in too far (15 meters), and the picture becomes overexposed, ruining the shot. Accounting for zoom and focus, the area of clear shot is always 2 meters by 4 meters, or reversed if she’s taking a landscape picture. After taking a picture, there’s a one second delay before she can take the next one as the camera automatically stores the picture taken and resets the zoom and focus. The active memory of the camera can hold up to 1,500 pictures, after which she can’t take any more and must sort through the camera, deleting the bad pictures and moving the useful ones to a more permanent storage. This is still an obscene amount, and she likely won’t run out of memory.
Rapid Shot: By changing a setting on her camera, Hatate is able to take 5 pictures in extremely rapid succession. Zoom and focus cannot be adjusted while the phone is in rapid-shot mode, and is automatically locked to focus on the area up to 5 meters in front of her. Due to the increased amount of pictures that need to be store, the one second delay as the camera stores the pictures is increased to three seconds, but rather than happening between pictures, it occurs after each rapid shot barrage.
Fodder: Unless Hatate sets the focus wrong for the shot, the picture always seems to come out crystal clear, unaffected by motion-blur. Perfect for a high-speed photo-op. Pictures taken are stored in the device’s memory so she can sort through them later. She can adjust the flash so that pictures she takes are harmless, such as if she’s interviewing someone who is cooperative. Though if she does this, she has to remember to turn it back later. With time and energy, Hatate is able to use her inherent Thoughtography to "print" the the pictures from her camera onto paper.

5000 OM spent unless I did my maths wrong

I confirm that I have read and agreed to the Rules of Conduct. Si

Where did you find us? This is Somerled’s Alt

Yo, I have another steam Key for this game, does anyone want it?

A smirk appeared on the Spirit face, he was almost free. He could almost feel the fresh air on his skin and the cold brisk sea hitting his face. He again spoke to the heroes.

"Yes Heroes! You are victorious! It seems my warning was indeed correct, the flood has occurred! However, none of you are injured. Unfortunately, I sense the magic gathering above me. I would heavily suggest you leave the temple space. I hope you are all alright and may you assist one another in killing these guardians."

As his voice died down he smiled. Fresh air soon.

Quote: New Phase, Starvation has hit all primes who have not hunted yet.
Floods have hit all spaces next to water and will remain so until the next phase.
A Storm has appeared over the Temple(H8) and all spaces with a radius of 2 will be underneath the effect of the storm. Storms effect- Your character will receive HEAVY damage if they are within the space
The storm will last one phase

Character name: Red Hood (Jason Todd)

Character description: Red hood stands exactly 6 feet tall. Red's mask his compeltly red with no facial features other than the white eye holes. Red also is wearing kevlar armour which gives him great flexibility and moderate protection against ballistic weapons and blades.Red also had a utility belt where he keeps all of his gadgets. Also for a stylish option he wears a light brown leather jacket(most likely just to add to his bad assery).

Character sourceC comics(batman)

Character history:Jason Todd was formally an ally to Batman as the 2nd robin but he was kidnapped and murdered by the Joker. Thanks to the Lazarus pit- a strange type of pool in the control of Ras' Al Gul the leader of the leaguge of assassins, how Jason's body was brought to one of these pits is unclear since Jason has no memory of this event just the knowledge of what happebed after he was revived- Jason was reborn and he took up the mantle Red hood. His goal to seek revenge on the sick monster that tourtred and killed him and on the man he admired the most, his teacher, his friend. The Batman. Red hood was in the middle of confrontation with Batman when he was suddenly transportated to the omniverse.

Stats:
ATK:2
DEF:2
SPD:2
TEC:4

Starting Proficiencies:
Physical Strength(1000)
Ranged proficiency (1000)
Debuff proficiency(1000)


Starting Powers:
Master Acrobat-400 OM

Starting Moves:

Combat knife:
(requirement: physical attack) 300 OM- A 12 inch serrated blade with a leather grip.

Dual pistols
(requirement: Ranged proficiency) 600 OM- Red hood can hold and fire 2 pistols for a lot of damage however the accracy is lowered. Red hood can also only hold one instead for an accuracy boost but with out the extra damage of having 2 pistols. Each pistol has a mag size of 15 rounds and the effective range of the pistols is up to 25 yards. Reload time takes about 10 seconds since Red had extra clips.

Batarang
(Requirement: Ranged proficiency) 300 OM- a small thrown weapon that does moderate damage. The range of this weapon is when thrown is about 30 yards. Red can throw 3 at a time in rapid succession. It takes Red a few seconds to grab another few Batrangs to throw.

Flash bangs
(Requirement: Debuff Proficiency) 300 OM- a grenade that can be thrown 10 yards that detonates and leaves targets blinded for 3-5 seconds depending on how close the target is standing next to the grenade( if standing right next or on top of the effect lasts longer then if the target is stand a little ways away) Red can hold 5 of these on his utility belt. The explosion of the grenade is a 3 foot radius.



I confirm that I have read and agreed to the Rules of Conduct.

Where did you find us?: Refferal from friend(member name Thor)

Alright, so lately, in the dead of night I've been photshopping some amazingly ridiculous pictues for the loooolz, and I figure i might as well take some requests. Usually takes between 15 min -and hour to make these, nothing too complicated. So all you need to do to get your own ridiculous avatar/sig pic/ private portfolio pic is just post here. Thats like the minimum. HOWEVER, you can go into more detail by supplying me with pictures (higher res the better) or how you want your character to look in whatever situation you want. You could even request a gif (though those will take a bit longer,  obviously). Ill be updating this page with sample works shortly ;D

I am not responsible for any trauma or offenses for requested ridiculousness. Browse this page to your own discretion. Carrier charges may apply.

CURRENT SHENANIGAN LIST:


Tartaros
Gamzee
Makato
Link
Grundy
Granite
Dante
Jupiter
"Girugamesh"
Colonel
Kakashi?
Adam
Ruby
Omni
Yu Kanda
Colonel x 2


COMPLETED WORK IN CATEGORIES OF MATURITY

None:
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(nothing too bad)


(Omni and his wonderful hospitality)[/spoiler]

Mild:
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(Due to possible religions offensiveness)[/spoiler]

Moderate:
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(Its buttstuff of course its moderate)[/spoiler]


Extreme:
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HI! and welcome to Gamzee's Arcade Corner! I don't pull any punches here, kay? Kay! This is really just a place that I'm making up for you plebs and casuals to learn ya some gaming! If you're curious about a game and want an opinion from just a regular gamer (i.e. someone other than the big time Game Reviewers, like GI, IGN, Gamespot and all that mess.) Then Submit a game for my reviewal! Any Game at all! Odds are, I've played it, will eventually play it, or know someone/have witnessed it played before. Because that's what I do! I game. I'll also post recommendations as I see fit, or by request. If you're looking for a good play in a specific genre (like RPG, FPS, Adventure), I can point ya in the 'write' direction!

*audience laughter*

I will note that my knowledge of the PC world is a little limited compared to other platforms, but I'm not completely out of the loop on that. So just give it a try! If this thread grows enough, I'll edit this post to be a little organized. Show reviews and recommendations and whatnot.

So without further clowning around, let the games begin~

(will probably post a recommendation or two when/if I find the time today)



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The change of scenery was appreciated by the robot. The hospital white void of the Nexus made way for the dark and simply evil atmosphere of the Pale Moors as Aspect made his way out of the gate. Directly ahead he could see the edge of what he assumed was Darkshire, the biggest town in the Pale Moors and definitely a place to avoid for now. Aspect remained motionless on his Crawler for a moment as he scoured the Dataverse for any geographical information or even maps on the place but found even the Dataverse sorely lacking in that regard. For a moment, Aspect wondered if everyone here was as new to all of this as he was seeing as how nobody had really provided anything useful on the Dataverse so far, apart from some vague descriptions on the different verses and the main points in each one.

The robot, kneeling on the platform of his Crawler remained motionless underneath his large and covering sandy brown cloak, the red strip of light flickering lightly as he processed data from the Dataverse. The large mechanical four legged Crawler underneath him remained motionless, waiting for orders as if frozen in time. Suddenly the cloak covered robot raised his head and the Crawler counter balanced the motion with small movements of its body.

Looking around him, Aspect's visual receivers picked up on the dark sky above and the sorry state of the land around him. Other programs told him that the temperature was colder here than in Camelot and the Nexus and that it was sometime in the middle of the afternoon. He hadn't been able to code a good time and date measurement program yet. Another person had come through the gate before him and Aspect looked around to try and find any trace of them. If he knew which way that person had gone, he could probably avoid them if required. A quick scan of the ground told him absolutely nothing. It was disturbed by movement, that was for sure, but Aspect couldn't tell the difference between any tracks or natural mud movements or potential Dracula Horror Monster movements.

Because my shitpost topics have become a sad trend.


"Hey, waiting for Luffy is boring, let's basically start an impromptu site event." :guu:

Seriously, what's with me going so big with everything?

...I guess it explains why so many people are still in Ambrosia despite my post rate as of late. ^^;

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Hey look, Dumb and Dumber as a drama! Hehehe.

As a young man trying to find his way in the world,I often find myself asking questions and then not really recording suitable answers. Just for fun, I'm just gonna stick all the ones I can think of right here. Please try and answer some of them. Or don't. Sometimes that is answer enough.

1. I don't understand why people seem to stick around in relationships that aren't at all good for them. Why do people do that?

2. Why have people lost touch with the world? I know that I'm partially guilty of this, but why do people always have their faces stick into some kind of screen. Why not speak to someone in person, rather than through a text bubble?

3. Why is it so hard to tell someone the truth? I have several friends who like to task about each-other being one another's back. And I always want to say something, but....reasons.

4. Is there such a thing as being too nice?

5. Why is it so hard for people to get along with one another?

Anyway, that's my first set of questions, if anybody finds the time to answer them, I sincerely thank you from the bottom of my heart.

- Dr. Prof. Mr. Koal Lynch

The Crawler's first leg passed through the portal back into the Nexus area barely a few hours after it had first disappeared. The rest soon followed, carrying Aspect through the gate. Loaded with plenty more data to work with now, Aspect had a more informed view of the situation. The gates lead to different parts of the Omniverse, each one different from the others. Some highly advanced, others magical and even some completely inhospitable towards everyone and everything not from it. But Aspect had found a curious notion in the Dataverse that he had decided to check out and so he was on his way to find out.

The Nexus was as white and empty as it was when he first arrived, no changes there. Aspect turned his visual receptors towards the South focusing on his next stop. He had gathered the information from Camelot already and he was now on route to the next and closest stop, the Pale Moors. A unique place to say the least. Aspect wondered what sort of creatures he would find there after reading pages about the horrors of life in the Pale Moors. In charge of the Pale Moors was a creature named after a highly romanticized character from an ancient book called 'Dracula'. While humans from his Earth believed in its existence enough to still make movies about it after 1515 years, Aspect wasn't bothered.

If it really was the same blood drinking European immortal as the one from the books and movies then Aspect had little interest in it. As the Crawler continued to stamp its way to the Pale Moors gate, Aspect went over the data he had obtained so far. It wasn't very useful on it's own. In fact, it simply wasn't useful at all. None of the important questions had been answered so far.