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Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Guu - 02-09-2016
Because my shitpost topics have become a sad trend.
"Hey, waiting for Luffy is boring, let's basically start an impromptu site event." :guu:
Seriously, what's with me going so big with everything?
...I guess it explains why so many people are still in Ambrosia despite my post rate as of late. ^^;
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[youtube]Mz-7KcfsKd0[/youtube]
Hey look, Dumb and Dumber as a drama! Hehehe.
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread - Smith - 02-09-2016
You're still the coolest eldritch nightmare I know, Guu.
Sorry, Nealapph.
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread - Guu - 02-09-2016
Aww thanks Ganon!
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So how does a virgin such as myself become such a major pervert? Is the fact that I'm a virgin make me a pervert somehow?
Are all perverts virgins? :O
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Oh wait, Ganon has kids, nevermind.
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread - Smith - 02-09-2016
Nah. It's something only the coolest people become. The cooler you are, the more perverted you become. Steve Buscemi is the epitome of this concept.
>.>
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread - Guu - 02-09-2016
Hmmmm... Am I shitposting correctly? This looks more like stoner talk...
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How does someone who's never had drugs before talk like a stoner?
Are all stoners virgins? :O
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Oh wait, Ganon has kids, nevermind.
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread - Smith - 02-09-2016
Every time you say that, I'm reminded that I have two ex-wives, five kids, grey hair and my leg is pretty much failing on me.
Basically, I'm the 31 year old version of someone in their 60s.
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread - Guu - 02-09-2016
I wonder if only Ganon and I are reading this. xD
Probably for the best....
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So how longer until Omni locks this in shame?
Probably should make the most of it before the inevitable.
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread - Guu - 02-09-2016
I don't have ex-wives, or ex-husbands, and Greg won't let me kidnap him. :guu:
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread - Smith - 02-09-2016
I was gonna post the picture of Demetri stealing money from Ganondorf's anus here, but the other post that had it was deleted, I assume for obscene....ness? So I'll just be sad I didn't save the link to it.
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread - Guu - 02-09-2016
I get too much milage out of this Guu smilie. :guu:
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread - Guu - 02-09-2016
You know, considering I usually post this kind of bile in the chatroom, maybe I'm inadvertently saving the omniverse by making a thread to dump all this crap in; so no one but the two of us may ever suffer from it.
That is until Omni inevitably locks this topic out of shame.
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread - Smith - 02-09-2016
Greg has no shame. If anything he'll lock this out of jealousy. He think he's beginning to suspect something.
:ganon: x :guu:
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread - Guu - 02-09-2016
[youtube]Hp2UI_6G6XY[/youtube]
Where did we go wrong in life where a running shipping gag turned into a running shipping love triangle gag?
And I don't even like threesomes! :poop:
...or at least the kind that involves me being between two dudes.
...how long until Retane reports my ass?
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread - Smith - 02-09-2016
This might quench his report-lust.
:omni: x :ganon:
It's canon.
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Guu - 02-09-2016
Edited in the Mature rating despite the fact that it describes the opposite of what's going on in here.
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Guu - 02-09-2016
Girl: "His face is as smooth as a baby's bottom."
Me: "...can't you think of a less gross image to bring up? Babies aren't sexy!"
Girl: "Don't kink shame me."
Me: "Oh my god!"
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Smith - 02-09-2016
I have nothing to reply to this. Not because I'm aghast, but because I'm not sure I can come up with anything that could top that...
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Moon - 02-09-2016
![[Image: latest?cb=20140725223037]](http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/abbypedia/images/7/7c/WHY_MADKAT_WHY_WHY_WHY_WHY.gif/revision/latest?cb=20140725223037)
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Guu - 02-09-2016
Quote:@ Neptune - Mon Feb 08, 2016 11:20 pm{ MCHAT_IP } 70.29.70.188 Change users permissions Edit Delete
and i'd love to join in on the shitposting fun, but you've already reached the pinnacle
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@ Akame - Mon Feb 08, 2016 11:20 pm{ MCHAT_IP } 70.198.68.220 Change users permissions Edit Delete
T'is just too improbable on a cosmological scale.
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@ Neptune - Mon Feb 08, 2016 11:21 pm{ MCHAT_IP } 70.29.70.188 Change users permissions Edit Delete
my contributions would only have us go down
My dear Neptune who've I've done a poor job of editing, shitposting is not about the competition, it is a collaborative effort of a community that makes shitposting the finest it could possibly be. Even if I come off as the best shitposter in the land, I am nothing without the people, the common shit who make it all possible. So shit, shit hard and shit long!
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Moon - 02-09-2016
Guu.
Stop asking so much of our bowels. I will provide tongs, just in case.