My last three Mock Fights stood me up!

I wanna fite someone!

Challenge meh!

As the sun beat down upon him, and caused liquid to drip in the armor that he had created over his body, Warren was not amused. Of course if someone had told him about a month ago that he would encounter someone named Dark Hecate, and she would murder an elf in front of him, Warren wouldn't have believed them. In fact, he'd have probably chased them out of his lair with a plasma blaster. Sadly, that was the truth of the matter that he was currently trying to come to terms with. What he needed to do first was get a place to call his home. While he did not like the abominable heat of the Endless Dunes, there were a few things in it's favor. One, if Dark Hecate came here, she'd have a disadvantage of being unable to use her ice powers which would put Warren himself at an advantage. Two, there were bound to be a lot of ruins here, or places he could build himself a base that few people would dare approach. Three, the heat and lack of water in the place for the most part would discourage would be travelers, and would likely discourage Dark Hecate from coming here. Four, he had been planning a change of scenery to get away from the insects that were in the Tangled Green anyway, and move himself somewhere safer. The Quarterback of Chaos trekked through the Endless Dunes at a brisk pace, and he was not very happy. Okay, not happy was an understatement. Deep within him was boiling a cauldron of an emotion that felt like lava within his body. What was this feeling that he was dealing with?

The picture you see in the post I have made on the Dataverse just now is the picture of a "Hecate Rothchild."  She is a Prime who possesses split personalities, and a personality that is a sadistic entity who is without honor. She will murder you, if she encounters you when she is Dark Hecate, be warned about that, and be well advised. To avoid getting on her bad side, I am relocating, and abandoning my base in the Tangled Green, though leaving it in tact. To any Primes in the Tangled Green, this is a public service announcement for you. Avoid her. 

It will be much better for your health if you do so. I watched her murder an elf, and I'm still recovering from it.

This bounty that I am posting up may seem a tad unusual to some of the people of the Omniverse. There is a Prime, and she has a problem. The problem is that she has another personality who is a sadistic killer. I am afraid of said killer, and while I will be relocated,  well I plan to have some insurance. I am paying for someone NOT to kill her, but for someone to find a way to separate the two of them, or at least lessen the influence of "Dark Hecate" on Hecate. Price will be discussed on completion. 

- Warren Zimmer

Hi y'all.

I don't expect anyone from way back when to remember this account, since I barely used it (with a grand total of 8 IC posts) before disappearing... but then I came back, a few months ago, and decided to just make a new account rather than reactivate this one. There were a few reasons for this, all of them stupid, but... y'know... they seemed less dumb at the time.  keptic:
[spoiler]For anyone who cares (or anyone who just impulsively clicked on this spoiler tag 'cos why not), my reasons were:
a) Being ashamed of my shitty writing (pls don't read it, I beg you).
b) Being ashamed of leaving abruptly, without saying anything.
c) Not wanting people to assume I might leave again, since I did last time.[/spoiler]
But then I saw other people coming back and using their old accounts (most recently Sasuke & Gil) and felt like an ass for not being honest with everyone.

So I asked Omni about it and he was like "yeah, you broke the rules an' all, but I'm not gonna ban you 'cos I'm such an awesome guy" (I may be paraphrasing a little).

Soooo, anyways, for the last few months I've been writing as Takanomiya Hijiri and China.
I haven't actually written enough to be able to unlock a third character, though, so I'm just gonna ask that this account be renamed 'Reece' ('cos that's my name), and I'll use it as a Hub Account.

Can my name be changed to The Emperor of Mankind?

Thanks in advance.

CHARACTER NAME:Louis "The Wizard" Brown

CHARACTER SOURCE:Original setting

CHARACTER HISTORY:Louis's early life was absolutely nothing to write home about. Growing up, he had no interest in the arcane, magic, or any such nonsense. He was a born performer, a young lad with a guitar and a dream. The typical crowd one such free-spirit would find themselves around would be wood elves, or other such down-to-earth races. Louis much preferred the company of kobolds and half-orcs, distasteful of the elves in his youth who would so freely pick on anything without pointy ears. Louis's boring, normal upbringing would come screeching to an end when his grandfather passed away, leaving some gray robes to Louis's father, who now proudly wore the robes. One might wonder if those robes were cursed or something or other, because not too long afterwards, Louis Brown had watched an adventuring party, looking for a dangerous wizard donning gray robes murder his parents in front of him in cold blood, as others had his grandfather. A bloodlust not yet sated, they turned their ire towards him-- but the wizard in question appeared in a flash, not-so-coincidentally named Louis Brown. The adventurers were made quick work of, and the rest of Louis's upbringing was facilitated by himself-- from the future. Trained by one of the most powerful wizards known to his world, on Louis's twenty-first birthday his guardian had disappeared as if he had never existed, leaving a mere note and his wand. Simple instructions were scrawled-- Louis took the wand and traveled back in time, as his predecessor, his guardian had before him. At the dawn of time itself, there were one-hundred and twenty one beings of great magical might that grew power from their very names being spoken. The shapers of his reality itself, his gods-- they had made a fatal error, and put all of their trust into a corrupt state of clerics and priests, who were to subjugate and rule the world as the chosen ones. Louis did not particularly like this, and nor did his predecessor, nor the one before him, nor did anyone in all of reality itself named Louis "The Wizard" Brown. Aptly, there was a complicated, convoluted curse on his note that Louis had just so happened to try, turning the fledgling would-be conqueror empire into a bunch of bizarre ents. These ents would not be able to say much more vocally than "yes" or "no," and writing would prove impossible-- the curse would cause excruciating pain at any attempts. Destroying the records, Louis believed the horrible injustice he had corrected would be solved with time, and time would be on his side-- Following the notes, he left a dummy wand buried deep in the earth. Louis traveled back to his home time, give or take a few years-- he had to make a few visits. First, he dug up the 'dummy wand,' which aligned with the stars perfectly to absorb the bulk of the now deceased energy of the divine, giving him all the more juice to travel in time with. Second, he gave his grandfather some hand-tailored gray robes, masquerading as a travelling salesman. Thirdly, he had to save himself from an abrupt death, and-- the story repeated for the next generation. Louis Brown, now twenty-eight, had succesfully trained his apprentice, and, like many with his particular Louis Brown-y circumstances, decided to spend the rest of his life tampering with other planes of existence rather than his home plane-- he was no longer needed there, and any interference he might have might stop the cycle, the production of more... Louis-es. Unfortunately for Louis, he was sucked into the Omniverse before getting to do, well, anything.
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Louis the wizard is a thin, slightly tanned man with shoulder-length black, frizzy hair, hazel eyes and a well-kept moustache. Never caught dead without his gray wizard robes and hat, when you get really down to it he looks like Inigo Montoya decided to change up his hairdo and steal Gandalf the Gray's robes. Louis is a fairly tall fellow at 6'1, however, you will be hard pressed to get him to tell you his weight.

STATS:
ATK: 2
DEF: 2
SPD: 2
TEC: 4

STARTING PROFICIENCIES:
Physical Strength
Ranged Proficiency
Ranged Materialize Proficiency

STARTING POWERS:
Basic Teleportation
STARTING MOVES:

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Where did you find us?

Hey can I have my archived roster back into the characters?

Sooo i got my warhammer stuff today. never painted miniatures before so I gave it a shot. its not the best pieces of work but I did what I could.

This is mostly for the sake of Sasuke and Gilgamesh who missed a lot of important crap over the past few years. It's not totally comprehensive, so if I missed something important, feel free to post it.

Hero's Graveyard: Bunch of Primes got sucked into a pocket verse to battle over collecting and assembling powerful artifacts and battling boss monsters. Moderated by a phantom named Teucer to oppose an evil warlock. Lots of long-term IC grudges formed in this one.

Battle of Death Mountain: Nealaphh, some allies and plenty of recruited Primes assaulted and defeated Volvagia along with the help of the Gorons. Nealaphh banished Volvagia, but after realizing he kind of accidentally blew up Goron Village in the process, banished himself out of penance/existential panic.

Harbinger: After Hero's Graveyard, Shang Tsung, Magus, Sinestro and...uh...another guy all fused to gank Graveyard survivors for their artifacts. Didn't go well for anyone who was not the eponymous Harbinger.

DA16: Mostly a PvE style event, with multiple surviving victors. VIPs included Okor, Hiro, Deadpool and others...uh...tbh I didn't pay close attention to this one.

Secondary Saga: A group of secondaries traveled through the tangled green to get to its Void Gate. Not many remained by the time they reached Omni, but those that did were made into Primes.

Assault on Darkshire: A host of Dracula's army, led by Ilidan Stormrage, tried to sack and raze Darkshire with the help of a few other Primes. The defense mounted by Strazio, Okor and others managed to repel the invaders.

DA17: Last year's Syntech Event was a dash and grab style looting event where Primes collected item drops for points. Primes didn't HAVE to kill one another (but did anyway). Notable happenings include The Future Warrior completely running away with the victory in a huge upset. Tearen (The 'good' version of Nealaphh) also announced the fact that Diablo was thriving in the Underverse and could invade basically any time he wanted.

The Tarrasque: Came back. No one has done anything about it yet.

The Avengers: Have been rapidly growing as a faction, but recently had their base in the Deeps blown to smithereens.

Nippur: Has been kind of a shit hole since New Babs fell apart. Some people are heading there currently to uh...'revitalize' it. Gil is basically worshipped as a god there.

The Enigmas: After DA17, Tearen invited people to come to a weekend retreat on how to be a reality-bending ass whoop king like himself. After school was out he disappeared into the Oververse and secretly made a deal with Omni to turn himself into a special artefact, though only Amaterasu and Omni know about it IC.

Dark Data:





sweet jesus.



Dark Data is a mega-event that Shawn (Adam Gaite/Colonel) is running that's been going on for about a year. Essentially an evil darkness cult showed up in the Omniverse and tried to put their shadow-stank on all the verses. All of the main verses have been liberated except the Vasty Deeps, which is in the process of being saved.






...I thiiiink that's it for now? Like I said, please add stuff if there's something important I forgot.