Get the best dating simulator ever made now, brand new from the visionary at Sex Sells Entertainment™ comes the hottest dating simulator in the history of the world. Step foot into the life of the Dunes most photogenic faction New Babylon and find adventure, intrigue and if you play the cards right, romance!

Explore the grand capital of Nippur as a new recruit to the glorious kingdom of New Babylon and interact with the heroes that inhabit it. This announcement will explore some of the routes available to the player character that will be shown in cut scenes as a blank or shadowed faced girl with no real defining personality or features, all to help you the player project yourself onto her.

Will you chose the Gilgamesh route where you must earn the trust of the King by fulfilling his requests and eventually becoming one of his close inner circle and trusted adviser, but will you give in to temptation and let the king rule you too? That's right the aim of this route is to get Gilgamesh-Senpai to notice you and become his waifu to rule the dunes together.

For the less ambitious there is always the Sasuke route, where you can work alongside the young shinobi to try and open up his closed heart and take your place next to New Babylon’s avenger. This Shota Kuudere will satisfy even the most repressed Shotacons.

And for those who like to live dangerously there is always The Banisher Victor Wolfe. This route will have to be played carefully as all it takes is one wrong move for the player to become the next on a long list of people who fall for his devious and dangerous charms, although he seems to be the easiest of the characters to raise flags with he has many routes that lead to death or banishment with the later locking you out of all the routes apart from the secret Diablo route. So if you want a little more Yandere in your life then go for this guy,

Next up is the Shay Route, this route will have you deal with the hard headed Templar Shay as he contemplates his life and place in New Babylon, he will be distrustful and cold at first but if you can get past that he will give you the kindest love of all. So hurry and catch the rare male Tsundere and try and become his reason for staying in New Babylon

And Finally we will look at two of Agnes Oblige's routes as she is the only female route so far she has more routes than any other character, the first of these being the shrine maiden route. We have hired our best visual designers to create a shrine maiden version of Agnes and involves the main character trying to pull her away from religious dogma, into a forbidden yuri relationship that will show her the true meaning of life... Yuri.

The second route is the gender bend route were one of Victors poisons accidentally turns her male and thus with a rush of new feelings and hormones it’s up to the player to help her return back to a female body, or teach her the joys of a male one.

All of this can be bought at a retail price of 3000 OM and day one DLC can be bought that adds many of the other characters like the insane merc with a mouth deadpool who arrives to celebrate with the winner of the Abyss, will you show him a night to remember or go insane from his fourth wall breaks. And the rugged watchman himself Jon Snow, perhaps you can remind him that warmth still exists within your room?

So Order today and get the hottest romance game in the desert for yourself!

Mood: Palsy


-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began pestering gardenGnostic at 2:00 —

CG: JADE!
CG: JADE IM SUPER HAPPY THAT YOUVE DEVOTED ALL YOUR TIME CREATING A PERMANENT RESIDENCE IN THE OMNIVERSE BECAUSE I MEAN WHY NOT STAY AWHILE IN A PLACE WHERE WE COULD VIOLENTLY GET MURDERED FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF A MEGALOMANIAC HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
CG: THAT WAS SARCASM IN CASE IT WASN'T OBVIOUS ENOUGH.
CG: LISTEN BULLSHIT ASIDE, GOOD JOB WITH THE HOUSE OR TOWER OR WHATEVER IT IS.
CG: GOOD JOB ON NOT GETTING MURDERED BY THE INDIGENOUS SPECIES (OR VICE VERSA) AS WELL, LIKE SERIOUSLY, THAT'S A STEP UP FROM SOME OF OUR FRIENDS
CG: ANYWAYS LISTEN I THINK WE NEED TO MEET UP SOON.
CG: AS IN, SOON SOON. NOT IN A FEW DAYS, LIKE RELATIVELY BY THE END OF TODAY OR SO.
CG: YOU'RE IN THE "FROZEN FIELDS" RIGHT?
CG: YEAH OKAY I'M GONNA GET GAMZEE TO SYNTHESIZE ME UP SOME SORT OF MODE OF TRANSPORTATION WITH THAT OMNILIWHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS.
CG: WHILE I'M HEADED YOUR WAY, THE CLOWN AND HIS NEW FAVORITE HUMAN ARE GOING TO TRAVEL TO CAMELOT TOGETHER SO THAT THEY CAN SIGN THEIR LIVES AWAY FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF THE MASSES
CG: SORRY, GETTING A LITTLE POLITICAL OVER HERE, WATCH OUT.
CG: AT ANY RATE, I WAS THINKING THAT ONCE WE CAUGHT UP A LITTLE BIT, YOU AND I, THAT MAYBE WE COULD GO TO THE COLISEUM AND MAKE SURE GAMZEE HASN'T BIT THE BIG PIE. THE ADVERTISEMENT SAID THAT THERE'S GOING TO BE A CARNIVAL OF SORTS OUTSIDE TOO, SO THAT COULD BE FUN FOR YOU.
CG: ME, I HAVE A DISTINCT DISTASTE FOR EVERYTHING MIRTHFUL AND WHIMSICAL, BUT I KNOW YOU LIKE "FUN."
CG: SO I WILL ENDEAVOR TO APPEASE YOUR LOVE OF "HAVING FUN" AND HANG OUT WITH YOU AT THE CARNIVAL.
CG: I MEAN IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT
CG: IT'S NOT LIKE, ONE OF YOUR HUMAN "DATES" OR ANYTHING, I JUST THOUGHT THAT WE COULD CATCH UP AFTER BRUTALLY BEING RIPPED FROM OUR UNIVERSE FOR AN UNDETERMINED AMOUNT OF TIME, FORCED INTO AN UNCULTURED ASS END OF PARADOX SPACE.
CG: AND THEN, AFTER CATCHING UP, I THOUGHT WE COULD GO WATCH PEOPLE KILL THEMSELVES FOR OUR PERSONAL AMUSEMENT.
CG: THEN AGAIN, THAT'S PROBABLY NOT SOMETHING YOU'D BE INTO.
CG: LOOK I'VE GOTTEN PRETTY OFF TOPIC, SO I'M SORRY, BUT I'M JUST TRYING TO ASSURE YOU THAT THIS MEETING IS ABOUT AS PLATONIC AS IT GETS.
CG: IT IS NOT IN ANY SENSE OF THE WORD, EARTH, ALTERNIAN, OR OTHERWISE, A DATE.
CG: OH SHIT
CG: ADAM IS THROWING DEATH GLARES AT THE IDIOT AGAIN, I BETTER GO MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T TRY TO MURDERIZE US.
CG: THAT'D CERTAINLY PUT A WRENCH IN OUR PLANS.
CG: SO ANYWAYS, QUICK RECAP, I'M GONNA SECURE SOME FORM OF TRANSPORTATION FROM GAMZEE, SAY OUR BRIEF AND TEMPORARY GOODBYES, AND THEN I'LL HEAD TO YOUR FROZEN WORLD SO THAT WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT WE WANNA DO NEXT.
CG: UNTIL THEN
CG: STAY SAFE DON'T COMPLETELY FUCK EVERYTHING UP AND DIE BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE GOD AWFUL.

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That's the thread where you register.

Registration isn't complicated... you just travel there and sign up with an attendant. After that, you can do as you please in and around the structure. You can even take a free ride to nearby Minas Tirith if you're someone with ADHD. Don't leave the Minas Tirith/Colosseum area.

Brackets will be posted sometime around Friday, and the first round will start by Saturday.

The Camelot colosseum was bursting with life.

While most events held at the massive structure were popular, the appeal of a tournament between primes was enough to draw people from far and wide. Faces from Darkshire, the Tangled Green, and the Vasty Deep could be spotted among the people in the stands or those milling around throughout the structure and the small carnival outside. While there were undoubtedly people on vacation from Coruscant, it was a given that none of them would make that fact public given the proximity to Minas Tirith.

Outside of the stadium, ‘Baron’ Victor von Magnus wandered the large grounds. In time, he would be ushered into his booth, but for now, he could relax among everyone else.

Quote:In-character registration entails little more than walking up to an attendant inside the colosseum structure and writing your name on a list.

You may register and then either enjoy the carnival outside the colosseum or hang out inside the structure. I imagine that the inside is kind of set up like a modern stadium (albeit, you know, medieval-themed)… stuff like stands selling food from various regions in Camelot and other places selling local merchandise. The carnival will have much of the same, along with carnival game stands.

There is also a free carriage service that takes people to Minas Tirith, which is just a few hours to the north.

Registration will last throughout the coming week, with the first round of fights starting either Friday night or Saturday morning. This waiting period amounts to just a few days in-character.

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Quote:Just a quick note - not gonna be using coloured fonts or anything anymore, after thinking about it for a while it just seems kinda tacky

Anyone play? I quite like the Eldrazi from the new block (Namely because I enjoy nameless, numberless horrors from beyond the world that cannot be). I am trash, although occasionally I come up with something that does well. I mainly play either a colourless deck or a Sultai-coloured deck.

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Hit me up on skype if you're interested in a game, I'm listed in the skype thread.

Step 1: Make a post. This post should be at least 600 words. You may also post multiple times adding up to 600 words or more.

Step 2: Click on the name of your post. See it? It's probably something like 'Re: The Story of John Doe', a large line of text above your post. This should have a hashtag and your post link at the end of it (see the bolded part on the end here: http://omniverse-rpg.com/viewtopic.php?f=41&t=1114&p=7298#p7298). Copy the entire URL from your address bar.

Step 3: Post it in the active fortnightly gains topic. The date of your post should be within the date range, GMT. If you are submitting multiple posts that add up to 600, post all the links.

Step 4 (optional): If you have posted in the current book club, please include a link to that post along with the text 'book club'.

Step 5 (optional): If you have a Recognition bonus, please include in your post 'Recognition bonus: +50'. If you have an Ascendancy bonus, please post with 'Ascendancy bonus: +100'.

That's all you need to do! When the topic is updated, you will be given 300 OM. Obviously if you have a recognition or ascendancy bonus, this will be increased by 50 or 100. A book club bonus will increase this by a further 100. If no mod has posted at the end of the topic, then it hasn't been updated yet. You do not need to ask "has the thread been updated? I didn't get my OM" every week.

New fortnightly gains topics go up every second Sunday at midnight (at the end of Saturday and the dawn of Sunday) GMT. The valid time begins on Sunday at 0000 hours GMT and ends on Saturday at 2359 GMT.

Upon recent discovery...
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(If it doesn't come up, skip to the fish slapping part at 2:30 ish)

Quote:Accompanying Music: A Lullaby for Gods. Rating for this installment: T. No replies, please!

1. Good Dog, Best Friend.