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Pesterlog: Karkat and Jade - Gamzee Makara - 10-04-2015
Mood: Palsy
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began pestering gardenGnostic at 2:00 —
CG: JADE!
CG: JADE IM SUPER HAPPY THAT YOUVE DEVOTED ALL YOUR TIME CREATING A PERMANENT RESIDENCE IN THE OMNIVERSE BECAUSE I MEAN WHY NOT STAY AWHILE IN A PLACE WHERE WE COULD VIOLENTLY GET MURDERED FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF A MEGALOMANIAC HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
CG: THAT WAS SARCASM IN CASE IT WASN'T OBVIOUS ENOUGH.
CG: LISTEN BULLSHIT ASIDE, GOOD JOB WITH THE HOUSE OR TOWER OR WHATEVER IT IS.
CG: GOOD JOB ON NOT GETTING MURDERED BY THE INDIGENOUS SPECIES (OR VICE VERSA) AS WELL, LIKE SERIOUSLY, THAT'S A STEP UP FROM SOME OF OUR FRIENDS
CG: ANYWAYS LISTEN I THINK WE NEED TO MEET UP SOON.
CG: AS IN, SOON SOON. NOT IN A FEW DAYS, LIKE RELATIVELY BY THE END OF TODAY OR SO.
CG: YOU'RE IN THE "FROZEN FIELDS" RIGHT?
CG: YEAH OKAY I'M GONNA GET GAMZEE TO SYNTHESIZE ME UP SOME SORT OF MODE OF TRANSPORTATION WITH THAT OMNILIWHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS.
CG: WHILE I'M HEADED YOUR WAY, THE CLOWN AND HIS NEW FAVORITE HUMAN ARE GOING TO TRAVEL TO CAMELOT TOGETHER SO THAT THEY CAN SIGN THEIR LIVES AWAY FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF THE MASSES
CG: SORRY, GETTING A LITTLE POLITICAL OVER HERE, WATCH OUT.
CG: AT ANY RATE, I WAS THINKING THAT ONCE WE CAUGHT UP A LITTLE BIT, YOU AND I, THAT MAYBE WE COULD GO TO THE COLISEUM AND MAKE SURE GAMZEE HASN'T BIT THE BIG PIE. THE ADVERTISEMENT SAID THAT THERE'S GOING TO BE A CARNIVAL OF SORTS OUTSIDE TOO, SO THAT COULD BE FUN FOR YOU.
CG: ME, I HAVE A DISTINCT DISTASTE FOR EVERYTHING MIRTHFUL AND WHIMSICAL, BUT I KNOW YOU LIKE "FUN."
CG: SO I WILL ENDEAVOR TO APPEASE YOUR LOVE OF "HAVING FUN" AND HANG OUT WITH YOU AT THE CARNIVAL.
CG: I MEAN IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT
CG: IT'S NOT LIKE, ONE OF YOUR HUMAN "DATES" OR ANYTHING, I JUST THOUGHT THAT WE COULD CATCH UP AFTER BRUTALLY BEING RIPPED FROM OUR UNIVERSE FOR AN UNDETERMINED AMOUNT OF TIME, FORCED INTO AN UNCULTURED ASS END OF PARADOX SPACE.
CG: AND THEN, AFTER CATCHING UP, I THOUGHT WE COULD GO WATCH PEOPLE KILL THEMSELVES FOR OUR PERSONAL AMUSEMENT.
CG: THEN AGAIN, THAT'S PROBABLY NOT SOMETHING YOU'D BE INTO.
CG: LOOK I'VE GOTTEN PRETTY OFF TOPIC, SO I'M SORRY, BUT I'M JUST TRYING TO ASSURE YOU THAT THIS MEETING IS ABOUT AS PLATONIC AS IT GETS.
CG: IT IS NOT IN ANY SENSE OF THE WORD, EARTH, ALTERNIAN, OR OTHERWISE, A DATE.
CG: OH SHIT
CG: ADAM IS THROWING DEATH GLARES AT THE IDIOT AGAIN, I BETTER GO MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T TRY TO MURDERIZE US.
CG: THAT'D CERTAINLY PUT A WRENCH IN OUR PLANS.
CG: SO ANYWAYS, QUICK RECAP, I'M GONNA SECURE SOME FORM OF TRANSPORTATION FROM GAMZEE, SAY OUR BRIEF AND TEMPORARY GOODBYES, AND THEN I'LL HEAD TO YOUR FROZEN WORLD SO THAT WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT WE WANNA DO NEXT.
CG: UNTIL THEN
CG: STAY SAFE DON'T COMPLETELY FUCK EVERYTHING UP AND DIE BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE GOD AWFUL.
Re: Pesterlog: Karkat and Jade - Jade Harley - 10-04-2015
Mood: Chummy.
-- gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 2:05 --
GG: karkat!!!!!
GG: well then mister shoutypants
GG: i guess since you disapprove so much of me trying to keep myself warm in a place that borders almost on NUCLEAR WINTER levels of cold ill just abandon my delightful house and scamper off into the great unknown to FREEZE TO DEATH
GG: not!!!! :P
GG: uggghhhh
GG: okay i guess that was a bit of an exaggeration, but its still super cold
GG: and geez karkat, we dont even know how long we will be here
GG: i figured it would be a good idea to make long term arrangements just in case!!
GG: while i get the feeling that a lot of people here are content just being murderhobos or whatever, i am NOT about to do that!!!!
GG: i dont like this situation any more than you do, trust me
GG: besides its really helped me get along with these dwarves, they really appreciated me letting them out of the cold
GG: karkat they are so neat i think youll like them!!
GG: well, actually, probably not :/
GG: theyre just as short and sort of rude, so that alone likely wouldnt make for a good basis of friendship
GG: and oh my gosh we should totally hang out!! :D
GG: as in
GG: not in a date way
GG: like in a completely platonic way
GG: absolutely
GG: but wow a coliseum tournament???? yikes!!
GG: that stuff is proooobably not something im going to want to see, but i guess i could stick around for a match or two if that would mean having more time to talk about this omniverse and how to leave it behind
GG: honestly im not sure about what we COULD do
GG: my space powers are totally gone, like i probably couldnt even chuck a baseball for bec to catch at this point, much less grab a battleship and hurtle us across dimensions :/
GG: but yes it would probably help to talk this out in person, at least to know that the both of us are okay!!
GG: youre not even a little excited at the prospect of carnival whimsy?? gosh karkat you need to stop being such a fussbudget and have a good time!!!
GG: i mean, youre right about the whole living in a universe of homicidal maniacs, but…
GG: well actually i dont know how to get past that part of particular murdery shittiness
GG: nevermind
GG: maybe at this tourney we will meet other people who have ideas on how to leave?? that primordialPersistence person has a lot of good ideas, but im not sure that id be willing to fight a dragon just yet
GG: anyways there are probably some super nice people there who have been around for longer!! maybe we can ask them for help if we come up with something, im sure there are plenty who would be willing to help out
GG: you had better hurry it up though, and wear some warm clothes!! the frozen fields are just as cold as the name says they are
GG: have gamzee summon something like mittens or a hat before you go at the very least, your fingers will probably freeze off if you dont
GG: unless your blood powers would be sufficient???? i think those might do something to counter the cold if you do the right thing
GG: you could probably become your own personal radiator if you tried hard enough!!
GG: sooooo…. camelot huh?? sounds pretty neat :)
GG: and the other player is named adam???? why is he glaring at gamzee if they are going to be traveling together??
GG: gosh everything on your end seems pretty chaotic, ill stop bothering you now and get everything prepared for your arrival!!
GG: i might build a transportation pad to this camelot place, if i can, for ease of travel if nothing else...
GG: good luck in your travels!!
Re: Pesterlog: Karkat and Jade - Jade Harley - 11-06-2015
Mood: Chipper.
-- gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 1:59 --
GG: this erik guy is soooo goofy, karkat!! and hes a space player!!!
GG: a super powerful one, at that
GG: and he knows adam, apparently??? not sure what thats about, but he seems pretty amiable!
GG: i think he might know a thing or two about the omniverse that would be helpful to us! :o
GG: although he is kind of creepy
GG: like, in the nicest way possible
GG: hurry back please
GG: ive also met someone new named jak!! theyre pretty cool, as well
GG: also, on what we have been sort of talking about in my memo
GG: youll have to trust me on this one, karkat
GG: im not a COMPLETE idiot, you know :)
GG: i know when theres something sneaky afoot!!
-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 2:01 --