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From: UnicornWizzard@Omail.com
Subject: The Prospect of Pocket Pockets
Hello there. I would like a a bunch of your latex-omnillium fibre weaved Pocket Pockets so I can show Doug up (Stupid Doug)
Just one question, can they hold Dildos?
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Yuuka Kazami
es is like that one meme like... "How many levels of Omniverse are you on?"
Revan Noctis : Desman what are you currently doing in the omniverse?
Desman Black: I'm faking an engagement to a sex deamon to stop two samurai I accidently summoned whipping them in half, while also trying to stop them from doing the same thing to my best freind who is currently having relations with said deamon, and wh has now accidently summoned his previous girlfreind. So you know... normal stuff
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To: UnicornWizzard@Omail.com
From: PocketPockets@Omail.com
Subject: Re: The Prospect of Pocket Pockets
Yessir/ma'am/other! Pocket Pockets can hold anything that you could possibly desire, including your explicit objects of even the most absurd lengths and girths. We at the Pocket Pocket corporation do, however, request that you don't distribute media containing images of Pocket Pockets containing items of mature entertainment. Pocket Pockets are a family friendly brand, and we value the sanctity of our image.
Simply wire us your payment on the official Pocket Pocket website and our professional delivery men will get your Pocket Pockets to you within 72 hours (time dilation included!).
*The emperor of mankind yeets erik into a sun*
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[Today 08:03 pm] The emperor of mankind : don't worship gods
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From: UnicornWizzard@Omail.com
Subject: Re: The Prospect of Pocket Pockets
As payment doo you accept Bacon from a Bacon tree?
Yuuka Kazami
es is like that one meme like... "How many levels of Omniverse are you on?"
Revan Noctis : Desman what are you currently doing in the omniverse?
Desman Black: I'm faking an engagement to a sex deamon to stop two samurai I accidently summoned whipping them in half, while also trying to stop them from doing the same thing to my best freind who is currently having relations with said deamon, and wh has now accidently summoned his previous girlfreind. So you know... normal stuff
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To: UnicornWizzard@Omail.com
From: PocketPockets@Omail.com
Subject: Re: The Prospect of Pocket Pockets
No, unfortunately we do not accept bacon from bacon trees as payment. Had your bacon been from a bacon vine, then perhaps an agreement could be made, but unfortunately the last known bacon vine was reportedly crushed in the assault on Darkshire.
For both our convenience and yours, please pay in omnillium.
*The emperor of mankind yeets erik into a sun*
[Today 08:03 pm] Erik Vrell : Bruh
[Today 08:03 pm] The emperor of mankind : don't worship gods
