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Direct Message to the Pockect Pocket Corpuration - Desman Black - 04-15-2018
To: PocketPockets@Omail.com
From: UnicornWizzard@Omail.com
Subject: The Prospect of Pocket Pockets
Hello there. I would like a a bunch of your latex-omnillium fibre weaved Pocket Pockets so I can show Doug up (Stupid Doug)
Just one question, can they hold Dildos?
RE: Direct Message to the Pockect Pocket Corpuration - Erik Vrell - 04-15-2018
To: UnicornWizzard@Omail.com
From: PocketPockets@Omail.com
Subject: Re: The Prospect of Pocket Pockets
Yessir/ma'am/other! Pocket Pockets can hold anything that you could possibly desire, including your explicit objects of even the most absurd lengths and girths. We at the Pocket Pocket corporation do, however, request that you don't distribute media containing images of Pocket Pockets containing items of mature entertainment. Pocket Pockets are a family friendly brand, and we value the sanctity of our image.
Simply wire us your payment on the official Pocket Pocket website and our professional delivery men will get your Pocket Pockets to you within 72 hours (time dilation included!).
RE: Direct Message to the Pockect Pocket Corpuration - Desman Black - 04-15-2018
To: PocketPockets@Omail.com
From: UnicornWizzard@Omail.com
Subject: Re: The Prospect of Pocket Pockets
As payment doo you accept Bacon from a Bacon tree?
RE: Direct Message to the Pockect Pocket Corpuration - Erik Vrell - 04-15-2018
To: UnicornWizzard@Omail.com
From: PocketPockets@Omail.com
Subject: Re: The Prospect of Pocket Pockets
No, unfortunately we do not accept bacon from bacon trees as payment. Had your bacon been from a bacon vine, then perhaps an agreement could be made, but unfortunately the last known bacon vine was reportedly crushed in the assault on Darkshire.
For both our convenience and yours, please pay in omnillium.