OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes

[Larfleeze]

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ChakravartinWuKong
@tearenwover It was pleasant. Considering how little food is in the packs, I'm glad I ate my fill before we all left.

[Larfleeze]

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ChakravartinWuKong
@tearenwover Was it your 'relevation' that had Abyss looking to yell at you? Also, what is the Underverse?

[Tearen Wover]

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tearenwover
@ChakravartinWuKong I wouldn't know, but I tried to be as loud as possible so I can imagine I upset some people.



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tearenwover
@ChakravartinWuKong The Underverse is a verse that is seperate from the rest of the Omniverse



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tearenwover
@ChakravartinWuKong It is a land of pure suffering and exploitation. Supposedly, sealed away from the rest of the Omniverse



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tearenwover
@ChakravartinWuKong My presence in this competition is proof-positive that its isolation is a lie, and we are under threat.

[Larfleeze]

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ChakravartinWuKong
@tearenwover sounds absolutely dreadful. I sure hope it doesn't start some kind of omniverse-spanning war. #Because that's terrible #Hell #True War

[The Future Warrior]

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futurewarrior
still in the water. Went under a little while ago, think I swallowed some. Tastes awful. Like mud.



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futurewarrior
You mean you don't know what mud tastes like?



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futurewarrior
It...kind of tastes like dirt? Only wet. Because it's mud.



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futurewarrior
Why does no one know what dirt tastes like?



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futurewarrior
It's different everywhere you go. Jungles, deserts, canyons, the arctic...



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futurewarrior
So apparently dirt in the arctic is called 'snow'?



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futurewarrior
Weather patterns are weird.



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futurewarrior
@tearenwover Hey so, sorry to butt in, but I had a question. If the Underverse is such a scary, awful place and supposedly sealed away, how'd you get there?



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futurewarrior
@tearenwover Just asking because it doesn't seem like a nice place at all, and not somewhere you'd go if you had a choice, you know?

[Isabelle]

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Isabelle
I’m new to the Omniverse, they have twitter here, too?



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Isabelle
I never had time to tweet back at home. Is this what it’s like?



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Isabelle
I miss my mayor… I wish I could see him right now… them right now…



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Isabelle
I’m sorry, I cried a little.



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Isabelle
I’ve been told it’s common for primes to lose memories, right?



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Isabelle
Is it common to just completely forget what someone looks like? Even if you know they existed? Despite them being the most important person in the world?



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Isabelle
That happened to me. I don’t know what to do… I’m just so confused.

[Tearen Wover]

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tearenwover
@futurewarrior That's a bit of a sordid story, but I banished myself. I was dealing with some feelings of guilt
#deathmt#volvagia#gorons




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tearenwover
@futurewarrior As long as we're on the subject, the dirt in the Underverse taste worse than normal dirt.
#absolutetruth

[The Future Warrior]

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futurewarrior
@tearenwover Banished? I dunno what that means but it sounds bad.



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futurewarrior
@tearenwover Okay so after looking it up, sordid sounds bad. I was kinda curious but it doesn't seem like a pleasant story.



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futurewarrior
@tearenwover But hey, you got out so that's good. But I guess that means anything and everything else down there could maybe get out too?



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futurewarrior
@tearenwover Also: Underverse dirt tastes worse than normal? I didn't know that was possible. Gonna have to make a note to avoid that.

[Larfleeze]

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ChakravartinWuKong
I wonder if there's anyone else from my world here.




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ChakravartinWuKong
Anyone familiar with the Lumieren-Oni Galactic Authority? #AllHailEmpressClaymore #Herreignisjustandinfinite #HerRagedeserved




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ChakravartinWuKong
No? Good. #ScrewClaymore #blewupmyplanet #she'sajerk #abominablehybrid




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ChakravartinWuKong
Myloridan Empire? Saru Barbarians? Biosi Principality?




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OzoMat
@ChakravartinWuKong I'm here my God! I've been roaming around Camelot gathering information from libraries!




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OzoMat
@ChakravartinWuKongIt went too slow though, and I heard about the Dataverse #Somucheasier




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ChakravartinWuKong
@OzoMatWell, good job then. Anyone from our old universe here? Humans seem to be everywhere, but none of the ones I've met have heard about me. #Agoodthing




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OzoMat
@ChakravartinWuKongI think so, my God. "Fist_Of_Genetics"




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ChakravartinWuKong
@Fist_Of_GeneticsWell what do we have here? The hybrid that murdered their own True Fist. Genetics was a friend of mine, loyal. #AfterDA #I'llseeyou #Definitelyathreat

[Jak Mar]

@darklighthero

Dax, you watching?

@orangelightning
...Hey!!!! Good luck buddy!

@darklighthero
Thanks, Dax...

#DAday1

[Isabelle]

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Isabelle
Okay, I can’t remember the Mayor, but included is a picture of me. If you’ve seen someone who’d spend time with someone like that, let me know.





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Isabelle
Yeah, that picture is really embarrassing, but drastic times call for drastic measures!



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Isabelle
it was the only picture of me on my phone. I don’t remember how to use the camera function.



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Isabelle
It’s not what you guys think! As a joke, I was sending the mayor a picture of me eating wood!



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Isabelle
THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT!

[Essent Rose Allison]

Essent Allison @Fist_of_Genetics
OH GOD



Essent Allison @Fist_of_Genetics
NO!


Essent Allison @Fist_of_Genetics
OH GOD PLEASE NO


Essent Allison @Fist_of_Genetics
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[The Future Warrior]

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futurewarrior
So I was just walking along, or I guess floating along, and my new friend just disappeared!



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futurewarrior
Just there one second, then suddenly gone! Poof! Bang! Flash! Pop! Without a trace!



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futurewarrior
It sucks. He was just about to tell me about something cool, too! Sick fires I think he said?



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futurewarrior
So now I'm just wandering. This water's almost up to my eyes. It's awful. Really wish I could swim.



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futurewarrior
I could fly before! I didn't really ever need to swim!



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futurewarrior
Yeah it was probably pretty dumb not to ever learn how, but I also didn't need to breathe before so I could just kind of walk along the bottom if flying wasn't an option.



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futurewarrior
Oh, hey, I found somebody else!



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futurewarrior
I think he's having a bad day. I'm gonna see if he needs help.

[Isabelle]

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Isabelle
Please cease the perverse comments! I'm not that kind of dog x.x



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Isabelle
I'm not even that attractive! I could name 5 pups that could top me back in high school!



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Isabelle
I remember back then this one Boston Terrior, she was so heavenly! She would wear this haltertop that would always drive me nuts!



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Isabelle
How do you delete a tweet?

[Isabelle]

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Isabelle
No no no no, I don't play for the other team I play for both. I mean, I lean both ways, I like guys too and stuff.



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Isabelle
I'm glad my mom isn't in the Omniverse, she'd be on twitter right now, frothing with rage...



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Isabelle
Not that she objected to... how I am.




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Isabelle
I came out to my parents in high school. Their reaction was along the lines of "...as long as you get good grades, we don't care."



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Isabelle
I was more referring to the time she got a hold of the mayor's phone. As soon as she looked through the photo library, she was livid at me.



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Isabelle
HOW DO I DELETE TWEETS?

[Isabelle]

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Isabelle
Why does everyone keep referring to me as a hot dog? I have nothing to do with that food item!



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Isabelle
Ohhhh... I get it now...

[The Future Warrior]

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futurewarrior
New guy I found did need help. He really messed up his leg. Can't even walk! All this water probably isn't helping.
#floodingsucks



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futurewarrior
Did I use that hashtag thing right? I'm still learning.



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futurewarrior
Oh cool, I think I did use it right. Maybe? I dunno.



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futurewarrior
So new guy's name is Isaac. He's a space engineer. I've never really been to space, so hearing him talk about it is cool!



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futurewarrior
Well. I'm not really an alien. Kind of more like a demon? I dunno. I think I descended from something made of pure magic and evil?



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futurewarrior
Oh, no. I'm not evil.



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futurewarrior
We got better!



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futurewarrior
It was a long time ago. Hundreds of years or something. He spit out all of his evil, and became a good guy!



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futurewarrior
I guess it can happen? Because it kind of did.



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futurewarrior
It's weird. I don't know history that well.



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futurewarrior
Well, no, I've been all over. To a bunch of planets and stuff. Even through time, and into the atmosphere of planets!



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futurewarrior
But I always just kind of teleported. Or got warped through time portans and stuff. Space travel just never really came up.



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futurewarrior
But anyway, like I was saying! Isaac is a space engineer! He's got really cool armor and stuff. He's been pretty nice so far.



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futurewarrior
Helping drag him through the water, to a safehouse, get him some help with his leg!
#medialsupplies #ihope #imnotadoctor



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futurewarrior
It's kind of awful though. I'm so short the water keeps hitting me in the face. Starting to learn to keep my mouth shut so I don't keep swallowing it, because it tastes awful.
#worsethandirt #thetastesticksaround #gladicantsmellit



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futurewarrior
Oh, hang on, gotta take a shortcut. Sharp rocks and stuff. Need to focus!

[Isabelle]

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Truth Incarnate
It's all a lie, everything. Everything is out to decieve you. You know that right? You have no control.



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Truth Incarnate
Your heartbeat is just a simulation to make you complacent. You only need omnilium to survive, and yet it creates things to make you feel alive, to make you feel like nothing has changed. Don't be fooled by it.



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Truth Incarnate
Your very heartbeat is just another lie, a trick by Omni to fool you, and why would he need to fool us? Could he have ulterior motives?



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Truth Incarnate
I think it's time we killed the puppet master and cut the strings. If only this puppet had scissors...



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Truth Incarnate
Do not worship him, as long as he is foolish enough to allow you agency, do not give him that favor.

[Handsome Jack]

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Steve_Ludwig
I love vagina! So much! Also, drink more Pepsi. It's delicious AND nutritious!




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Mommy_Ludwig
@Steve_Ludwig We KNOW, sweetie. That's why you and Brian have an open relationship.




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TheREALCell
Seemed this place was sorely devoid of perfection, but I'm here now! Rejoice world, for your salvation is at hand! And by salvation, I mean, I'ma drink you all. Just like a cool, refreshing Pepsi-Cola (now in Orange-Berry).




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TheREALCell
So, I ain't been in the OV(Omniverse for you plebs) too long, but I'm doing something called Dante's Abyss right now (presented by Syntech and sponsored by Coca-Cola. I won't go into the details of what got me in here... Buuuut...




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TheREALCell
Let's just say that my Dad has me bent over a barrel on this one. And NOT in the good way. On that note, subscribe to OmniHub for all the latest and greatest pornography, like Elf on Charizard Action.




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TheREALCell
Well, I ain't gonna stick around here for long. On a death island, after all. And remember, kiddies: If it ain't Syntech, it ain't bloody entertainment!

[Isabelle]

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Isabelle
I keep hearing about Da. What kind of person calls their event Da? LIke DAH? Is that like a singing competition of some sorts?