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OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Printable Version +- Omni Archive (https://omni.zulenka.com) +-- Forum: The Omniverse (https://omni.zulenka.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=4) +--- Forum: The Dataverse (https://omni.zulenka.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=23) +---- Forum: Dataverse Messageboards (https://omni.zulenka.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=31) +---- Thread: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes (/showthread.php?tid=650) |
OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Guu - 10-20-2014 Quote:Want to make your own Twitter posts? Here's a tutorial on how you could be tweeting today! [float=left] [/float]Just bought this thing, does it have any games? [float=left] [/float]Oh, nvm. Found the games. #minesweeper [float=left] [/float]Taking a swim in the fountain #nexus #fuckomni [float=left] [/float]How do people live with lungs? They are so annoying. #petpeeve [float=left] [/float]Going back to swimming. Will post more when I'm bored. Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Guu - 10-24-2014 [float=left] [/float]Guu Found another little girl at the Nexus #fuckomni #omnipedobearalert [float=left] [/float]Guu She kind of reminds me of Mari back home, except probably a demon. So much better than Mari. [float=left] [/float]Guu Also, she seems to be in the same boat as I am. #fuckomni [float=left] [/float]Guu Took a picture of her: [spoiler] [/spoiler][float=left] [/float]Guu See? All cute and stuff. #kawaii #adorable #hellspawn [float=left] [/float]Guu Maybe demon girl and I should team up. Like something out of an RPG. #finalfantasy [float=left] [/float]Guu I'd be like the snarky comic relief, she'd be the cute one. Just need a big guy with a sword and effeminate man with a bow. [float=left] [/float]Guu I wonder if this place has wizards... And we'll need a princess to save. #damselindistress [float=left] [/float]Guu My brilliance knows no bounds. #guuisagenius [float=left] [/float]Guu Why is that the only tweet on that tag? #frustration #anger Quote:Art by Acualina Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Schwi Dola - 11-04-2014 [float=left] [/float]Genjuro Heeey, I know who that is. Its Desco! I was hoping she would make it here. Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Guu - 11-22-2014 [float=left] [/float]Guu We have two new party members now. [float=left] [/float]Guu Just got done patching up one of them. I don't think they'll let me practice first aid after that. #wreckedthatguy [float=left] [/float]Guu Other guy has a hole in his neck. Must be a long-time smoker. [float=left] [/float]Guu So basically, demon girl is still the cute one. [float=left] [/float]Guu Any wizards looking to join? I promise I won't beat you up like the sword guy. [float=left] [/float]Guu I wonder if the Dataverse has Deviantart. [float=left] [/float]Guu Ohhhh… I think I had an allergic reaction there. [float=left] [/float]Guu If I were to start a blog, would any of you read it? #guuisagenius [float=left] [/float]Guu The emptiness of that hashtag is not a good sign. Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Guu - 12-26-2014 Quote:Tweets were made while riding on the back of Nyeseth's horse to Hank the Frank's place. [float=left] [/float]Guu I'm in the Tangled Green. Forest universe; How generic. [float=left] [/float]Guu Riding on the back of a horse with sword guy. He saved my life from a stampede. #damselindistress [float=left] [/float]Guu Made myself a Yoshi, didn't make it out of the stampede. Oh well. #sadtimes #liveandlearn [float=left] [/float]Guu This is a long ride. #minesweeper. [float=left] [/float]Guu Are there any jungles around here? Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Guu - 12-30-2014 Quote:Tweets were made while sitting around a campfire in a magical forest. [float=left] [/float]Guu I'm stupid I'm stupid I'm stupid I'M STUPID! #stupidmoments [float=left] [/float]Guu I'm going to surf deviant art again. I can't focus when I'm THIS PISSED OFF! [float=left] [/float]Guu Oh Me Dammit, the allergies AGAIN! [float=left] [/float]Guu Arrrrrrrrgggggggggg!!!! Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Guu - 01-05-2015 Quote:Posted while Guu was traversing the woods, looking for a little girl. [float=left] [/float]Guu Odd how sleep clears your head. Not even angry anymore. [float=left] [/float]Guu Hare used to tell me that it's creepy when I sleep. Something about how my eyes remaining open the whole night and sometimes glowing. [float=left] [/float]Guu Silly Hare. How could I keep watching him if I closed my eyes while I slept? #sillyhuman [float=left] [/float]Guu It's funny how big the "sillyhuman" hash tag is. I thought I would be the first, but there's hundreds... [float=left] [/float]Chubin Totally owned some pale flesh on the battlefield. #sillyhuman [float=left] [/float]Croconaw Some stupid guy in a straw hat just entered Cinnabar. He'll be dead before day break I'm guessing. #sillyhuman [float=left] [/float]Guu I'm laughing so hard right now. Desco and Nyeseth looked at me funny. [float=left] [/float]Guu I thought odd things would be the norm, but I guess people still find ways to hate each other. #preach. Re: OmniTwitter: Guu Selling Out - Guu - 01-05-2015 Quote:Posted while Guu was traversing the woods, looking for a little girl. [float=left] [/float]Guu Got a lot of tweets from psychics supporting my last blog post. Not too many from doctors. Odd… [float=left] [/float]Guu Oh yeah, I have a blog now. Link's in my profile, go over there so I can school you on being human. #advertise [float=left] [/float]Guu OW, I need to stop walking while i'm typing. Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Guu - 01-06-2015 [float=left] [/float]Zangoose It’s so hard tweeting with giant claws on your paws. lol. [float=left] [/float]Seviper @Zangoose: Try tweeting with no arms! [float=left] [/float]Zangoose @Seviper Oh please, you just dictate to Dedenne as you always do. [float=left] [/float]Seviper @Zangoose Hey! Don’t talk that way about my GF! At least she’s not a fat tub of lard like your GF! [float=left] [/float]Snivy @Seviper Oh no he didn’t! [float=left] [/float]Zangoose @Seviper Lady Miltank is a healthy weight for her species! [float=left] [/float]Seviper @Zangoose Hey, you like a little junk in the trunk, you don’t have to justify it. [float=left] [/float]Zangoose @Seviper Well at least when me and my GF eventually breed, I won’t squash her from size difference alone. [float=left] [/float]Seviper @Zangoose Oh yeah? Well at least it won’t be like doing a wailmer. [float=left] [/float]Scraggy @Zangoose @Seviper This is gonna get good! [float=left] [/float]Zangoose @Seviper At least for us it won’t look like I’m strangling her! [float=left] [/float]Pidgeot @Zangoose @Seviper Is this really happening? [float=left] [/float]Captain Redding @Zangoose @Seviper 20$ on the snake. [float=left] [/float]Throh @Captain Redding Are you seriously trying to place a bet? #lol #sillyhuman [float=left] [/float]Seviper @Zangoose I’m sure you can live happily ever after with your GF and have many many children. [float=left] [/float]Seviper @Zangoose I’d consider eating your offspring but I’m trying to lose weight and anything your GF produces would be high in the fats. [float=left] [/float]Zangoose @Seviper Is that the best you got? [float=left] [/float]Seviper @Zangoose Admittedly, that one was reaching a bit. [float=left] [/float]Zangoose @Seviper Wasn't expecting much from what amounts to as a giant crawling phallus. [float=left] [/float]Seviper @Zangoose That just adds more to her enjoyment. I'm sure your's is fine to, when compared to a Flabébé's. [float=left] [/float]Guu @Zangoose @Seviper This is the best thing ever. [float=left] [/float]Zangoose @Seviper Well at least I don’t scrunch up like an accordion! [float=left] [/float]Seviper @Zangoose At least I don’t get my ass whooped by ever fighting type I come across! [float=left] [/float]Zangoose @Seviper At least I face them in a fair fight. I’m not being all cheap and poisoning them like a pussy. [float=left] [/float]Miltank @Zangoose @Seviper ENOUGH! [float=left] [/float]Miltank @Zangoose @Seviper You two promised you've settled your rivalry when you came to the omniverse. [float=left] [/float]Miltank @Zangoose @Seviper Now I won’t stand idly by when you two break the promise you made to me and Dedenne! [float=left] [/float]Dedenne @Miltank Preach sister! [float=left] [/float]Zangoose @Seviper But did you see what he said about you? [float=left] [/float]Miltank @Zangoose @Seviper I don't care what he said. We are above this now. Pokemon in the Omniverse need to stick together, so no more of this! [float=left] [/float]Seviper @Zangoose @Miltank Sigh, she’s right. [float=left] [/float]Zangoose @Seviper @Dedenne I’m sorry Seviper. And I’m sorry Dedenne. I didn’t mean everything I said. [float=left] [/float]Seviper @Zangoose @Miltank I’m sorry too. I guess I have troubles letting the past go. [float=left] [/float]Dedenne @Zangoose It’s ok, I’m just glad I don’t have to dictate Seviper’s half of the argument anymore. [float=left] [/float]Seviper @Zangoose You want to settle it over drinks later? I’ll buy ya. [float=left] [/float]Zangoose @Seviper You’re on, buddy! [float=left] [/float]Zangoose @Miltank Thank you, babe! I love you! [float=left] [/float]Miltank @Zangoose @Seviper You’re quite welcome. I love you, too! [float=left] [/float]Snivy @Zangoose @Miltank This is too sweet <3 [float=left] [/float]Pidgeot @Zangoose @Seviper #happyending [float=left] [/float]Slowpoke @Seviper OH NO HE DIDN'T! Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Doomguy - 01-09-2015 Quote:During the raid of Crescent Lagoon Base[float=left] Doomguy Lets hope this piece of crap actually works [float=left] Doomguy Well, what do you know. I got the thing working. Surprise what you can do with a screwdriver, paperclips, and duct tape. [float=left] Doomguy I'm about to descend into a hole full of fugly ass creatures from 40000 leagues under the sea, and I want to type this for posterity [float=left] Doomguy Fuck you, Omni. Fuck the universe, fuck this rock in particular, fuck everything. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck. #Fuckomni Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Mr. Champloo - 01-09-2015 [float=left] Shadow the Hedgehog Well this should be... Interesting. If someone could explain to me where the hell I am that would be appreciated... Don't expect me to do this often damnit. Omnitwitter: Guu's Response Tweets #1 - Guu - 01-09-2015 Quote:Posted while Guu was traversing the woods, looking for a little girl. [float=left] [/float]Guu @Shadow Someone missed the usual explanation. [float=left] [/float]Guu @Shadow Welcome to the Omniverse. This is where you'll spend the rest of your life. [float=left] [/float]Guu @Doomguy Fugly Ass Creatures seem to be a standard. #fuglyasscreatures [float=left] [/float]Guu @Doomguy See? The fuglyasscreatures hashtag was trending long before I used it! [float=left] [/float]Guu I'll forever regret introducing the fuckomni hashtag. It's going to be my legacy is it? Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Schwi Dola - 01-10-2015 [float=left] [/float]Toybox Girl ADAPT So I just got here, Cosmic Hero Toybox Girl ADAPT looking for work.. Guess I should pick one of these doors at the Nexus. Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Schwi Dola - 01-21-2015 [float=left] [/float]Toybox Girl ADAPT Camelot is a weird place. I tried to summon a flying platform but out came a Magic Carpet instead. Re: OmniTwitter: First Verse Problems - Guu - 01-22-2015 Quote:Made while transversing the woods before a cockatrice attacks. [float=left] [/float]Guu Feels like i've been on this current quest for weeks, but it has only been days! #time [float=left] [/float]Guu You never think so much about the travel time when it comes to fantasy movies and video games. [float=left] [/float]Guu @Frohobbit2 A single quest took you EIGHTEEN MONTHS? What did you do that whole time?!? [float=left] [/float]Guu @Frohobbit2 That sounded like the pits. I'm sorry I complained… [float=left] [/float]Guu Thankfully the mounts are easy to get. #blessomni [float=left] [/float]Guu See that's a hashtag that needs to trend. [float=left] [/float]Guu Why the hate folks? It's not entirely Omni's fault, he's just doing what gods do. #blessomni [float=left] [/float]Guu Oh wait, I just sensed something… Oh crap. #Cockatrice. Quote:Made after the Cockatrice attack while heading towards quest completion location. [float=left] [/float]Guu Cockatrice gave me a work out. #exerciseplan [float=left] [/float]Guu It took my arm clean off, it was kind of a inconvenience. #healthcare [float=left] [/float]Guu @Toybox Girl ADAPT Really? I didn't know it was so specific. What happens if I summon a flying carpet in coruscant? Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Doomguy - 01-25-2015 Quote: [float=left] Doomguy Biggest fucking fish I've ever caught #notsafeforsanity *Picture of a very large, very mangled, and very dead, eldritch abomination, with DG's giving a winning smile and thumbs up next to it* [float=left] Doomguy @Ahabofthesea I don't fucking care if you've caught bigger, this one is mine [float=left] Doomguy Doomguy: 1 Fugly Ass Creatures: 0. So, who's up for fish sticks? #fuglyasscreatures [float=left] Doomguy @Guu What's wrong with #fuckomni? We're all thinking it. #fuckomni Re: OmniTwitter: Guu preaching to the choir - Guu - 01-30-2015 Quote:Made around a campfire before Mao ambush. [float=left] [/float]Guu @Doomguy Sigh. Omni gets no love. #sadface #blessomni [float=left] [/float]Guu Just got a gun with my OM. I don't know if I'll ever use it, but if I ever need it… #primedfordestruction [float=left] [/float]Guu I'm getting tired of Ninjas following me. The next time I sense them, I'm letting the others know. [float=left] [/float]Guu What ninjas don't know suppression? #yousuckatyourjob [float=left] [/float]Guu I read in the dataverse that there is a ninja village in the Tangled. I should visit them sometime. [float=left] [/float]Guu @Melf the Elf There's elves here too? Is it true that they… do it with trees? [float=left] [/float]Guu @Melf the Elf I'm not racist, I'm ignorant. There's a difference. Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Simon - 02-01-2015 Quote:Made not too long after returning to the Vasty Deeps.[float=left] [/float]Snow Villiers Huh, what's this thing? Looks like it might be cool. [float=left] [/float]Snow Villiers @Doomguy Yikes. I think I fought a gigantic lobster about that size. World full of crazy monsters, huh? #ohwell #fuglyasscreatures [float=left] [/float]Snow Villiers Oh, so that's what what that does. Welp, never bringing up that last hashtag again. [float=left] [/float]Snow Villiers So what's really up with this Omni guy, anyway? Is he some kinda crazy god or something? #omni [float=left] [/float]Snow Villiers Okay, lot of mixed reactions there. In my experience, the "gods" are really kinda jerks. #fuckallthegods [float=left] [/float]Snow Villiers ...What the hell is a meme? Just a picture with text on it? #youmustbekidding Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Doomguy - 02-01-2015 Quote:On the boat ride back to Costa del Sol [float=left] Doomguy @Snow Villiers A giant lobster? This place has everything, it seems. I'd hate to see what the other 'verses deal with. [float=left] Doomguy Zombies. Demons. Fairy tale monsters. Oppressive governments. Criminals. Animal rights terrorist. This place is fucked sideways. [float=left] Doomguy @Guu Now who the Hell are you? "Omni gets no love"? Bleeding heart twat. People suffer in this damned world of his, but poor Omni [float=left] Doomguy @Guu We're taken from our homes and loved ones to entertain his sorry ass. We have every reason to hate him #fuckomni [float=left] Doomguy Now I'm really hungry for lobster... Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Guu - 02-01-2015 Quote:Made around a campfire before Mao ambush. [float=left] [/float]Guu @Doomguy Hardly his fault. Take it from someone with experience, you don't become god without screwing someone over. [float=left] [/float]Guu @Doomguy In that position, you either lock yourself in doors out of fear of hurting someone or step on some ants on the way out. [float=left] [/float]Guu @Doomguy Human morality kind of goes out the window when you can wipe reality with a thought and they can't all turn out like Superman. [float=left] [/float]Guu @Doomguy So in any case, just be happy your encounter with god ended with an experience. #preach #blessomni |