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Welcome to the Salty Spitoon...
#1
... How tough are ya?


[spoiler]For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/welcome-to...ugh-are-ya

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-"How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?! [Write about something you do/did]"
-"Yeah, so?"
-"[Add something which makes the first thing you said look tough]"

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-"How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?! I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning!"
-"Yeah, so?"
-"Without any milk."[/spoiler]

Let's see how tough you are! Do you get to join us in the Salty Spitoon, or do we send you over to Weenie Hut Junior's?
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#2
"How tough am I? I'm wearing this dorky striped shirt."

"Yeah? So?"

"And I got here completely unscathed."
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#3
How tough am I? I drank coffee this morning.

"Yeah, so?"
[spoiler]Without visiting the toilet before it.[/spoiler]
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#4
How tough am I?! Last night I had chicken for dinner.

"Yeah, so?"

...with no side dishes!
And, we dream of home I dream of life out of here Their dreams are small My dreams don't know fear I got my heart full of hope I will change everything No matter what I'm told How impossible it seems We did it before And we'll do it again We're indestructible Even when we're tired And we've been here before Just you and I
Don't try to rescue me I don't need to be rescued
#5
"How tough am I? I killed Papyrus."

"Yeah? So?"

"Without shedding one tear."
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i may be all alone
but i'm here to tell ya honey
that i'm bad to the bone


B-B-B-Bad to the bone


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#6
How tough am I? I erased the world. With a love of one.
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"While shooting concentrate your mind, gently muttering the spell to the Mini-Hakkero. Aiming at someone you don't like, a magicannon of love will be unleashed!"
#7
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Alphys approaches Undyne the bouncer (Undyne the Unbouncing?)

"How tough are you?"

"Okay, just do as Papyrus taught me..." She said under her breath before speaking up. "How tough am I? I have a big butt!"

"Yeah? So?"

"Well... um..."

Alphys awkwardly turns around and preceeds to twerk in front of Undyne. The salty fish would go scarlet red as the nerdy yellow drake makes her way into the club.

"Um... thanks..." Alphys said under her own red face as she proceeded through the door.
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#8
"How tough am I? How tough am I?! Idid a Genocide run of Undertale!"
"Yeah so?"
"I had fun doing so."
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#9
"How tough am I? Well, I am very hungry."

"Yeah? S-"

The bouncer has been eaten, rest in peace.
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#10
"How tough am I? I survived the ice age."

"Yeah? So?"

"Wearing my current outfit."
#11
Jak and Dax walk to the door.

"How tough am We? We pissed off an entire city."

"Yeah, so?"

Killed lots of guards with one of Jak.
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[Image: Darkdata.png]Jak/Mar- Dynamite Kid/ DA 2018" (Translated text)[Image: hVDTXBF.gif](Thanks Ezzy!)

#12
"How tough am I? I stepped on a lego without dying."

"Yeah? So?"

"Barefooted."
#13
"How tough am I? I smacked a razor scooter against my ankle today."

"So?"

"And I barely cried."
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#14
(Life is Strange spoilers)

[spoiler]"How tough am I?! I chose the Sacrifice Chloe ending on Life is Strange."

"Yeah? So?"

"And I didn't cry."

(Still one of the most god damned sad things I have done in a video game, I just don't cry that easy...)[/spoiler]
#15
"How tough am I? I cut off Tartaros' hand."

"Yeah? So?"

"That hand is now my boyfriend."

Bouncer eyes Guu for 5 seconds before storming inside to quit his job.
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#16
"How tough am I? I survived an explosion."

"Yeah so?"

"It was the planet exploding."
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#17
"How tough am I? I fought my way across a floating city made of bloodthirsty pirates and brainwashed fanatics!"

"Yeah, so?"

"...while surfing the internet."
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#18
"How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?! I once wore a superman sweater in the slums"
"Yeah, so?"
"AND I KILLED AN ENTIRE GANG WHILE DOING IT!"
#19
"How tough am I? I once caught all 151 Pokémon."

"Yeah? So?"

"In one sitting."
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#20
"How tough am I? I'm raising twins."

"No need to elaborate further. Carry on."
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