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Welcome to the Salty Spitoon... - Undyne - 02-04-2017
... How tough are ya?
[spoiler]For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/welcome-to-the-salty-spitoon-how-tough-are-ya
Template:
-"How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?! [Write about something you do/did]"
-"Yeah, so?"
-"[Add something which makes the first thing you said look tough]"
Sample:
-"How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?! I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning!"
-"Yeah, so?"
-"Without any milk."[/spoiler]
Let's see how tough you are! Do you get to join us in the Salty Spitoon, or do we send you over to Weenie Hut Junior's?
RE: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon... - Isabelle - 02-04-2017
"How tough am I? I'm wearing this dorky striped shirt."
"Yeah? So?"
"And I got here completely unscathed."
RE: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon... - 2B - 02-04-2017
How tough am I? I drank coffee this morning.
"Yeah, so?"
[spoiler]Without visiting the toilet before it.[/spoiler]
RE: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon... - Tearen Wover - 02-04-2017
How tough am I?! Last night I had chicken for dinner.
"Yeah, so?"
...with no side dishes!
RE: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon... - Sans - 02-04-2017
"How tough am I? I killed Papyrus."
"Yeah? So?"
"Without shedding one tear."
RE: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon... - Marisa Kirisame - 02-04-2017
How tough am I? I erased the world. With a love of one.
RE: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon... - Isabelle - 02-04-2017
![[Image: OgQrXcf.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/OgQrXcf.jpg)
Alphys approaches Undyne the bouncer (Undyne the Unbouncing?)
"How tough are you?"
"Okay, just do as Papyrus taught me..." She said under her breath before speaking up. "How tough am I? I have a big butt!"
"Yeah? So?"
"Well... um..."
Alphys awkwardly turns around and preceeds to twerk in front of Undyne. The salty fish would go scarlet red as the nerdy yellow drake makes her way into the club.
"Um... thanks..." Alphys said under her own red face as she proceeded through the door.
RE: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon... - Undyne - 02-04-2017
"How tough am I? How tough am I?! Idid a Genocide run of Undertale!"
"Yeah so?"
"I had fun doing so."
RE: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon... - Guu - 02-04-2017
"How tough am I? Well, I am very hungry."
"Yeah? S-"
The bouncer has been eaten, rest in peace.
RE: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon... - Carmelita - 02-04-2017
"How tough am I? I survived the ice age."
"Yeah? So?"
"Wearing my current outfit."
RE: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon... - Jak Mar - 02-04-2017
Jak and Dax walk to the door.
"How tough am We? We pissed off an entire city."
"Yeah, so?"
Killed lots of guards with one of Jak.
RE: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon... - Ezrihel - 02-04-2017
"How tough am I? I stepped on a lego without dying."
"Yeah? So?"
"Barefooted."
RE: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon... - Luci - 02-04-2017
"How tough am I? I smacked a razor scooter against my ankle today."
"So?"
"And I barely cried."
RE: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon... - Kyle Crane - 02-04-2017
(Life is Strange spoilers)
[spoiler]"How tough am I?! I chose the Sacrifice Chloe ending on Life is Strange."
"Yeah? So?"
"And I didn't cry."
(Still one of the most god damned sad things I have done in a video game, I just don't cry that easy...)[/spoiler]
RE: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon... - Guu - 02-04-2017
"How tough am I? I cut off Tartaros' hand."
"Yeah? So?"
"That hand is now my boyfriend."
Bouncer eyes Guu for 5 seconds before storming inside to quit his job.
RE: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon... - Larfleeze - 05-29-2017
"How tough am I? I survived an explosion."
"Yeah so?"
"It was the planet exploding."
RE: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon... - Hiro Protagonist - 05-29-2017
"How tough am I? I fought my way across a floating city made of bloodthirsty pirates and brainwashed fanatics!"
"Yeah, so?"
"...while surfing the internet."
RE: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon... - Gaston - 05-29-2017
"How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?! I once wore a superman sweater in the slums"
"Yeah, so?"
"AND I KILLED AN ENTIRE GANG WHILE DOING IT!"
RE: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon... - The Vision - 05-29-2017
"How tough am I? I once caught all 151 Pokémon."
"Yeah? So?"
"In one sitting."
RE: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon... - Handsome Jack - 05-29-2017
"How tough am I? I'm raising twins."
"No need to elaborate further. Carry on."