Monster Tinder

[Victor Wolfe]

This seems fun, wonder what monster girl Victor would end up with XD

[Ezrihel]

Just like Trixie, Ezrihel is also a sexual deviant creature. Any species or gender, I'm sure he'll make it work- just keep in mind that he has a pretty dominant personality.

[Super Mario]

Why the heck not, gonna throw in Mario. Females, please.

[Ash Williams]

This looks rad! I would like to pair up Ash and Jacket which both are straight.

[Strazio Rockwell]

Well I'm interested, not that Straz has time for romance. He's most definitely straight.

[Gaston]

Could you do Cole? Preferably female, but I wouldn't mind a male partner for him.

[The Future Warrior]

Come forth. Hit me with what you call your best shot. Gimme a shot at all three characters, here. I'm genuinely curious.

Female would be preferred, for all of them, but whatever seems like the best fit. Have at it, you crazy sundoge, you. :frogpipe:

[Amaterasu]

Yu Kanda

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Valkyrie!

Kanda is the stereotypical "stoic mysterious hot guy" like Sasuke: he's cold, distanced, somewhat arrogant and determined. In a school setting those guys are also the ones with straight A+'s everywhere and with a fanclub dedicated to them, but they're not interested. On top of that, Kanda isn't the type of person to help the weak ones out: he's the kind of guy that wouldn't hesitate to sacrifice a few to the greater good, or to leave behind someone that slows him. And he's easily irritated, and quick to draw his sword if that happens. It's a bit brutal to be listing up all those things, right? Well yes, but what it boils down to is that there aren't many parties that would go well with the Akuma hunter that we all like.
Except for Valkyrie.
Kanda would not hesitate for a second to cut down any monster with a hint of evil, even if it's a monstergirl, and he wouldn't pay a shred of attention to a peace-loving angel that can't hold a sword the right way around. In a much similar way to Samus Aran, he needs someone strong and honorable. Someone who won't hold him back in battle and who won't hesitate to purify evil by any means necessary. That is where Valkyrie comes in. An angel-warrior of sorts, she is noble, righteous and valorous, and her holy mission lines up with Kanda's line of work. She seeks out individuals of great power and potential and helps them develop those skills to become grand heroes. Kanda might of course take this as an insult initially - is Valkyrie saying that he needs her help?! - but if he draws his sword against her she won't be very impressed. She is more than strong enough to keep up with him and noble enough to not tease or irritate him. At the very least, she'd be a good partner in battle.
The question is whether or not this would evolve from a "partners in battle" relationship to something more. Valkyrie will most certainly like Kanda, but will he warm up to her as well? Maybe. But does love really have to be hugging and kissing, marrying and growing old together? Kanda doesn't seem like the kind of guy to love anyone that way, and Valkyrie knows that. A respectful handshake and a wordless smile in her direction is all she needs to know that she has a special place in his heart.

[Marisa Kirisame]

You need to try and find a play buddy for chara. (preferably male)

[Desman Black]

One monster girl to make A.N.N.A jealous please.

[Amaterasu]

Tearen Wover

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Ryu! (Asian Dragon)

When you're a cthulhian being that exists outside of time and you have powers that would make the head of a lowly human spin, the only real match for you would be another cthulhian being. Unfortunately, there don't seem to be any half-decent girls around that aren't taken already. That or a lowly mind like my own cannot comprehend how courtship among creatures with tentacles coming out of their every orifice would work.
The other option is Ryu - an asian dragon with powers equivalent to that of a god, and a beautiful and elegant appearance (at least for humans). Maybe Tearen thinks that octopodes are elegant though, who knows? Let's hope that Ryu tickles his fancy.
Ryu is a gentle, sweet and caring girl who, unlike other dragons, is not destructive and aggressive, but benevolent. And she's incredibly intelligent. Mature chinese dragons are very old and thus have had centuries, sometimes millenia, to accumulate wisdom about the world and all that lives on it. Enough in any case for someone of elevated intelligence to have some interesting conversations and debates about the nature of the universe, or some such. On the other side, someone as full of spiritual energy as Tearen will be a very desirable partner for someone with a craving need for it, such as Ryu. She might drag him down to a more physical plane once in a while, demanding that he help her out. Best be careful if that situation comes up.

(I am not very satisfied with this one, I have to admit... I blame my lack of knowledge on Phh and on cthulhian creatures in general)

[The Vision]

Alright fuck it I'm in. Straight. Actually, you know what? Surprise me.

[Amaterasu]

CELL

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Cookie Witch!

You want someone delicious, Cell? Well here you go!
In all seriousness, Cell is someone who just won't do with a regular partner. His arrogant, confident and hostile nature means that he would see any strong person as a challenger, not a potential partner. On the other hand, someone proud, with high morals or arrogant themselves would be rather unhappy with Cell, who is after all evil and wouldn't respect his partner's pride. He's the strongest one, and contradicting him on that is a challenge to him.
Of course, Cell just might not work well with anyone else at all. His path of growth, of accumulating power and attaining perfection in all things battle-related is a solitary path, and anyone who would want to help him would end up being absorbed. So, let's think outside the box for a bit. And this is where Cookie Witch comes in. While by no means a weak mage she cannot hope to stand up to a combat expert, and she knows that. While not world-destroyer class evil, she's not the nicest either, luring people with her delicious magic and transforming them into cookie dough. And she's not a proud one, either. She might boast about her "amazing powers" every so often, but really - would that be enough reason for Cell to eat her? To gain the power to cast cookie magic? Who is he, Fat Majin Buu?
Plus, Cookie Witch is, as is to be expected, delicious. Not only can she transmogrify matter into cookies and control the essence of cookies with her magic, she herself is made of cookie. Delicious tasting, zero-calory cookie, always warm as if fresh from the oven and soft like dough. If Cell can restrain himself to not eat her up completely she'll just regenerate, and she'll appreciate him finding her so tasty. She'll be happy to cheer for him on the sidelines if he fights, and when he wins she'll turn his opponents into cookie dough so that he can not just absorb their essence, but also enjoy a tasty snack in the process.
As if that all wasn't enough, she like all witches is versed in long-term thinking and might help Cell with formulating his world-domination plans. Because what's the point in being the strongest of all if all planets are destroyed and there's nobody left alive to be scared of you?

[Handsome Jack]

I can have my cake and eat it too.

[Hiro Protagonist]

Hiro has been looking for an eligible bachelorette since he's arrived in the Omniverse, but every one he's met is either too young or too inhuman.

[Amaterasu]

Somerled Murdoch

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Thunderbird!

Somerled isn't in the easiest spot, being a feared and hated destructive spirit and wielding a very volatile power - in the most literal sense. Thunderstorms is something few people would associate with positive thoughts, and the lightning's destructive force is a threat to all but the most durable monsters. Should he take the same path as Enel and find a Wight to be with? Not really, because unlike Enel Somerled has no world-domination plans (as far as we know anyway) and is a little more primal than that. He would not be happy with a scheming girl at his side.
But, there's Thunderbird. As a subspecies of harpies she's a swift creature capable of flight, and as her name implies she controls lightning. Or rather, she releases it from her body to strike down all threats before her. Or in her general vicinity. Thunderbirds, however, have a fatal weakness: they lose control of their power as they experience intense feelings or sexual pleasure, and thus risk frying their partner with as much as a simple kiss. Somerled on the other hand would be able to absorb the lightning released and be just fine, or possibly even overloaded in a positive way. If they ever got in bed things would probably get wild... and they might create a localized thunderstorm that powers a medium-sized city for a few minutes.
On a more serious note, both Thunderbird and Somerled would get along very well thanks to their matching personalities, if Somerled doesn't mind Thunderbird's tendency to be punkish. And if he enjoys her relatively young looks even though she's an adult. Harpies stay like that to keep a light bodybuild so that they can fly. If you're into older girls, sorry Somerled, but you're out of luck with Thunderbird!

[Guu]

Submitting Guu for this, either gender.

[Sarah Kerrigan]

I dare you to find someone for Kerrigan

[homin-Ratione]

DO AADIBAH
PLS

[Handsome Jack]

I'll do you. Any time, any place, any position.