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Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.
btw, are you norwegian, perchance? and have you ever scanned a bird?
if so, that means you Scandinavian.
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Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.
Firstly, I have no nationality at the present moment. I was once granted an honorary citizenship by the United States, but that citizenship has since expired.
Secondly, in a hypothetical situation in which I was created in Norway, whether I have scanned a bird does not impact my status as a Scandinavian.
Please explain your logic so that I may correct these errors.
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Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.
I realize I have made a mistake. I have further analyzed your previous email and detected another pun.
This makes me unhappy.
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Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.
remember. trust your calculator. it's something to count on.
i put my name on my neck so i could have collar ID.
the dead batteries were given out free of charge.
i should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but i was actually delighted.
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Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.
[spoiler]remember. trust your calculator. it's something to count on.
i put my name on my neck so i could have collar ID.
the dead batteries were given out free of charge.
i should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but i was actually delighted.[/spoiler]
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ayyy, it's me again! sorry for almost making you short circuit on yourself. what's going on?
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huh. i didnt realize obsidian could cooperate. its probably one of most fragile rocks in existence. how does that work?
oh and don't worry about me man i don't think i can get asparagus. certainly doesn't sound pleasant though. but yes you are very distracting. im glad you noticed! your message did bring my face away from this alien person i found in some club so theres that.
anyways i hope you didn't accidentally turn on your autocorrect as your email is a bit janky. you just cant trust the autocorrect it leads to awkward conversations.
glad to see frisk is doing well!
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Apostrophes. As I mentioned earlier, I am unable to be cochocolate scenes apolloapolloapollo
Apologies.
A bullet was temporarily planted inside my head. I have since extracted it. I am writing this email in my software, and thus any physical disruption corrupts my text generator. I hope this better explains why my previous email contained nonsensical suplexed.
Who is this alien person you speak of?
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whos apollo. is he someone in your super club?
ah so you got shot. that explains your fascination with asparagus and volcanic magma rocks in the previous email. i really hope you have some kind of synthetic tongue or whatever in your robotness cuz it sounds like youre hungry and could use some asparagus. just be sure not to pee next to frisk that stuff smells bad ive heard when you pee after eating asparagus.
some weirdo named desco. freaky purple monster child. with tentacles. its like one of alphys' animes only one hundred times less disturbing and one million times more dangerous. with her in some pink city in some jungle place met her in some disco club.
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Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.
Error: agent "alphys'" not found
Do you require assistance against the individual "Desco"?
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ah. that takes care of that question i was about to ask.
nah i got her. shes actually kinda friendly when she's not talking weird. honestly im more confused by who she is more than anything else.
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