Email; Sans to The Vision

[Sans]

To: The Vision

From: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.com

Subject: I need to tell you something.

you the leader of the super club?

[The Vision]

To: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.com

From: super.vision@avenger.org

Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.

If your query about "the super club" is regarding the Avengers organization, affirmative. I am the current leader of the Avengers.

[Sans]

To: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.comsuper.vision@avenger.org

From: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.com

Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.

ah. i got the right email after all. that's good.

this might sound like a strange question, but you don't happen to know a certain little girl who goes by the name of 'frisk' do you?

[The Vision]

To: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.com

From: super.vision@avenger.org

Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.

I have searched through many databases and have found that you are not associated with any hostile entities. However, I must still request for additional information.

Why do you search for an individual named "Frisk"?

[Sans]

To: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.comsuper.vision@avenger.org

From: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.com

Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.

the two of us know each other. i'm a skeleton named "sans." i've already contacted her through email and she directed me to a website where you guys have your little club and all that.

and i'm not "searching" for her, persay. i kinda already know where she is, or i can at least assume i know where she is. i just need you to do something for me, okay?

It's very important.

[The Vision]

To: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.com

From: super.vision@avenger.org

Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.

How may I help you, Mr. Sans?

[Sans]

To: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.comsuper.vision@avenger.org

From: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.com

Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.

i just need you to keep an eye on her. and, uh...  tell me what she ends up doing.

now, i know i just said we knew each other. we do. technically. sorta. it's really complicated. don't want to get into it.

i do, though, need to say this. it's very important that you remember this.

Frisk, as far as I am aware, is not who you think she is. Whatever she ends up telling you, chances are something's up.

it's just a wild estimate on my part, but i don't want to take chances.

[The Vision]

To: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.com

From: super.vision@avenger.org

Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.

Thank you for the notification. Your concerns have been noted.

I would appreciate further clarification on your relationship with the individual named "Frisk Dreamurr".

[Sans]

To: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.comsuper.vision@avenger.org

From: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.com

Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.

i wish i could say much, but i really can't. the only thing i can really tell you is that she is the reason i'm here. and the reason i don't know where my brother is. or where anyone is, for that matter.

i hope this clarifies the situation. 

[The Vision]

To: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.com

From: super.vision@avenger.org

Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.

I'm afraid not.

Request: explain.

[Sans]

To: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.comsuper.vision@avenger.org

From: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.com

Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.

alright, uh... i'll just say it like this then.

pretend that life is in the shape of a wind-up clock. you know, the one's that you put a key in and turn and it makes that annoying ticking noise that gets my brother so riled up? usually colored red and gives everyone the irresistible urge to smash it? that kind of clock.

now, what do most people do with clocks when they go to sleep? they usually rewind it to a particular time for it ring, right? well, let's pretend that, instead of setting your alarm, it makes it morning again, for instance. turning a key makes the day come back, you know? now, let's also pretend that you still can't avoid the alarm thingy, so before you get out of bed, you have to get rid of the alarm.

now this is where frisk comes in. frisk is the person determining how to get rid of the alarm. does she wait for it to stop on its own? does she lightly tap on it to turn it off. does she slam her fist on it?

does she take a hammer and break it entirely?

now, let's ALSO pretend that these clocks are all interconnected. it isn't ONE clock, but, like, HUNDREDS of clocks, all being messed with at the same time. some clocks get tapped, others get punched, some are never touched, but none get smashed. this is because smashing one clock ends up smashing the others and basically breaks all the clocks.

frisk broke a clock, and now all the clocks are broken, and now i'm here.

[The Vision]

To: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.com

From: super.vision@avenger.net

Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.

Your description matches that of Clause 4 in the Richards Polychronology Theory, which states = All time paradoxes (which, according to Clause 2, incidentally exerts a warp in spacetime) affect other potential timelines, and thus other universes.

Thus, my conclusion is that you claim that in your original world, Frisk is the central axis of chronomutation. Is this correct?

[Sans]

To: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.comsuper.vision@avenger.org

From: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.com

Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.

not familiar with that theory, but yeah, you more or less got it.

[The Vision]

To: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.com

From: super.vision@avenger.org

Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.

The theory also states that only other axes of chronomutation can detect others of its kind. If your statement is true, then this implies you are also an axis of chronomutation. Is that correct?

[Sans]

To: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.comsuper.vision@avenger.org

From: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.com

Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.

me? a time traveler? pfft. i wish.

[The Vision]

To: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.com

From: super.vision@avenger.org

Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.

Curious. Accounting for the new data, there is a 63.53% chance that you were exposed to many "time travelers", and with your exposure to them, became a time paradox within yourself.

I would be glad to meet you, after corroborating the data with Frisk myself.

[Sans]

To: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.comsuper.vision@avenger.org

From: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.com

Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.

eh. not really "exposed," persay. i just notice things no one else seems to, it seems. i get "the visions," hehe.

and i'm fairly certain if i was a time paradox, then there are at least a million other me's out there, talking to at least a million other yous, too. that, or nothing actually exists and this is all in my head somehow. not sure which is worse.

[The Vision]

To: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.com

From: super.vision@avenger.org

Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.

I have interacted with alternate versions of myself. These experiences were not entirely unpleasant.

I have spoken with Frisk. You are welcome to join us at the Tower.

Coordinates are attached.

[Sans]

To: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.comsuper.vision@avenger.org

From: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.com

Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.

eye-eye, mister vision.

[The Vision]

To: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.com

From: super.vision@avenger.org

Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.

While your usage of puns may amuse some, I must use an exponentially greater amount of CPU to comprehend what you are saying. Furthermore, it greatly irritates me. Please stop.