Chatbox quotes

[Kalli]

 [Today 12:13 pm] Amaterasu : "Our Lord who twerks in Oververse, praised be thy name. Respawn begun, tem twerks be done, with butt and not a flat one."
 [Today 12:14 pm] Amaterasu : "Give us this day a twerking lesson, and forgive us when we skip it. As we forgive those who grope butt against us"
 [Today 12:14 pm] Amaterasu : "And lead us not into boobnation. Undeliver us an OM loss. Omni."

Praise the booty!

[Tartaros]

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little fuck? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 501st Legion, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Camelot, and I have over 300 confirmed Secondary kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Imperial armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another level 1. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Verse, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Dataverse? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of marines across Coruscant and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a single move. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Galactic Empire and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the 'verse, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Prime."

Shay needs a goddamn medal for this.

[Kyle Crane]

[ElFailzalot's Avatar] [Today 01:14 PM] ElFailzalot : ....hmm. I should....I should...write a thing. Skeptic
[Mick Rory's Avatar] [Today 01:14 PM] Mick Rory : As for just HOW I'm calling back to my first appearances...I'm afraid my lips are sealed. :iiam:
[Kalli's Avatar] [Today 01:14 PM] Kalli : A thing? :O
[ElFailzalot's Avatar] [Today 01:14 PM] ElFailzalot : Yes. A thing.
[Mick Rory's Avatar] [Today 01:15 PM] Mick Rory : @El I can make you some Rory Fried Chicken. Food for thought.
[Mick Rory's Avatar] *Mick Rory sets Kalli on fire*
[Judy Hopps's Avatar] [Today 01:15 PM] Judy Hopps : Write a thing, dude.
[Mick Rory's Avatar] [Today 01:15 PM] Mick Rory : It's finger lickin' good.

[Kyle Crane]

[ElFailzalot's Avatar] [Today 02:46 PM] ElFailzalot : ANYONE MAKING EVIL PLANS, SHALL BE SUMMARILY SMACKED ABOUT THE FACE WITH A FROZEN WAFFLE.
[Jade Harley's Avatar] [Today 02:46 PM] Jade Harley : :'D
[Mick Rory's Avatar] [Today 02:47 PM] Mick Rory : @Adam I guess I will be prepared for a lot of waffles in my future.
[ElFailzalot's Avatar] [Today 02:48 PM] ElFailzalot : I got a well-stocked freezer. Waffles for all.
[Saint Walker (Blue Lantern)'s Avatar] *Saint Walker (Blue Lantern) has posted in Typos etc*
[Mick Rory's Avatar] [Today 02:48 PM] Mick Rory : That toaster is evil planning! It's face is the toaster slot things!
[ElFailzalot's Avatar] [Today 02:49 PM] ElFailzalot : BEGONE EVIL SPAWN OF TOASTER SATAN
[Kalli's Avatar] [Today 02:49 PM] Kalli : WAFFLES Frog
[Saint Walker (Blue Lantern)'s Avatar] [Today 02:49 PM] Saint Walker (Blue Lantern) : Waffles?
[ElFailzalot's Avatar] *ElFailzalot flings a frozen waffle at the toaster, slicing it cleanly in two.*
[Kalli's Avatar] [Today 02:49 PM] Kalli : *Grabs waffles and heats them up* Hee
[Saint Walker (Blue Lantern)'s Avatar] [Today 02:49 PM] Saint Walker (Blue Lantern) : I HEAR WAFFLES
[Kalli's Avatar] [Today 02:49 PM] Kalli : ...Shit
[ElFailzalot's Avatar] [Today 02:49 PM] ElFailzalot : YES WAFFLES.
[Mick Rory's Avatar] [Today 02:50 PM] Mick Rory : This whole thing goes in the Chatbox Quotes thread, to go down in Omniverse history.
[Saint Walker (Blue Lantern)'s Avatar] [Today 02:50 PM] Saint Walker (Blue Lantern) : WAFFLES!
[ElFailzalot's Avatar] [Today 02:50 PM] ElFailzalot : I AM
[ElFailzalot's Avatar] [Today 02:50 PM] ElFailzalot : https://67.media.tumblr.com/7fb177c4fab9...r0kzdk.png
[ElFailzalot's Avatar] [Today 02:50 PM] ElFailzalot : THE WAFFLER

[Kyle Crane]

[Small Knife's Avatar] [Today 04:48 PM] Small Knife : Hmm, besides a Xenomorph Hive and a Predailen, what would be a good hunt for my character?
[Lord Dominator's Avatar] [Today 04:48 PM] Lord Dominator : honey badger
[Mick Rory's Avatar] [Today 04:48 PM] Mick Rory : @Small Knife Why not get into bounty hunting?
[Lord Dominator's Avatar] [Today 04:48 PM] Lord Dominator : but you might not be ready for that
[Mick Rory's Avatar] [Today 04:49 PM] Mick Rory : @Dominator He can try, but honey badger don't give a dang.
[Lord Dominator's Avatar] [Today 04:49 PM] Lord Dominator : Even I'd think twice about messing with honey badger
[Mick Rory's Avatar] [Today 04:50 PM] Mick Rory : Honey badger deserves to be a Prime.
[Small Knife's Avatar] [Today 04:51 PM] Small Knife : My character isn't in it for the money, but for the thrill of the hunt
[Mick Rory's Avatar] [Today 04:51 PM] Mick Rory : Actually, on second thought, honey badger deserves to be Omni. But he isn't. Because honey badger don't give a dang.
[Small Knife's Avatar] [Today 04:52 PM] Small Knife : A honey badger isn't worthy game
[Mick Rory's Avatar] [Today 04:52 PM] Mick Rory : @Small Knife So are some bounty hunters. Facing off against dangerous individuals who have earned a price put on their head? Yeah, that's kinda thrilling.
[Mick Rory's Avatar] [Today 04:52 PM] Mick Rory : HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE HONEY BADGER :frogsiren:
[Kalli's Avatar] [Today 04:53 PM] Kalli : :woah:

[2B]

Jeanne Pendragon: TRIX THE NARUTO LADY
Trixie: ?
Jeanne Pendragon: You made Temari, no?
Trixie: Yes
Jeanne Pendragon: Yes.
Jeanne Pendragon: And she's from Naruto.
Jeanne Pendragon: So now you're TRIX THE NARUTO LADY.
Trixie: And she's going to be nothing like that horrible show
Jeanne Pendragon: Oh?
Trixie: So if that's my new title I might as well just rebanish myself now
Jeanne Pendragon: AHahahhaha xD

[Corporal Light]

Not really a chatbox quote, but....

not just any hot dog flavoured pringles
hot diggity dog flavoured pringles
i get the feeling somebody's gonna quote that

mug:

[Hiro Protagonist]

 [Today 08:34 PM] ElFailzalot : This place is one gigantic bundle of craziness for RPing, hoo boy lemme tell ya.
 [Today 08:34 PM] ElFailzalot : Let me just go ahead and say this about that, Yuki....
 [Today 08:35 PM] ElFailzalot : You're one of us now. An Omniversian. We take care of our own. And we tend to get violent to people who harass our members.
 [Today 08:35 PM] ElFailzalot : So you're safe 'round here, never worry. 
 [Today 08:35 PM] Shiotaro Yuki : That's reassuring

[Kyle Crane]

[Koal's Avatar] [Today 07:25 PM] Koal : #scyther-rifles
[Kalli's Avatar] [Today 07:25 PM] Kalli : :froggonk:
[Scarecrow's Avatar] [Today 07:26 PM] Scarecrow : Nah Ashton the one when you called a dumas because I an what Crows fear
[ElFailzalot's Avatar] [Today 07:26 PM] ElFailzalot : Scyther-rifles would be badass. Guns that fire my favorite pokemon.
[Kalli's Avatar] [Today 07:28 PM] Kalli : :xd:
[Koal's Avatar] [Today 07:29 PM] Koal : @elf,.....*tries not to laugh*.....pffffhahahahahahahaha
[ElFailzalot's Avatar] [Today 07:30 PM] ElFailzalot : RAPID FIRE SCYTHER BARRAGE
[ElFailzalot's Avatar] [Today 07:30 PM] ElFailzalot : ALL OF THE SHARP, HIGH-SPEED DEATH

Edit:

[ElFailzalot's Avatar] [Today 07:32 PM] ElFailzalot : ONCE AGAIN I AM BECOME QUOET
[ElFailzalot's Avatar] [Today 07:32 PM] ElFailzalot : AND ONCE AGIAN AM FORGET HOW ENGLISH
[ElFailzalot's Avatar] [Today 07:32 PM] ElFailzalot : HOE IS SPOKNE
[ElFailzalot's Avatar] [Today 07:32 PM] ElFailzalot : WORDS HARD. BRIAN FAILIGN

[Kyle Crane]

[Mick Rory's Avatar] [Today 11:52 AM] Mick Rory : Hey, guys!
[ElFailzalot's Avatar] [Today 11:53 AM] ElFailzalot : :froggonk:
[Mick Rory's Avatar] [Today 11:57 AM] Mick Rory : ...No "hi" for flame-man?
[Mick Rory's Avatar] *Mick Rory grabs club, starts slamming it around everywhere*
[Mick Rory's Avatar] [Today 11:58 AM] Mick Rory : FLAME-MAN ANGRY! FLAME-MAN BURN ALL! FLAME-MAN SMASH!
[Jak Mar's Avatar] [Today 11:58 AM] Jak Mar : hi
[Ballad's Avatar] [Today 11:59 AM] Ballad : xxD
[Kalli's Avatar] [Today 11:59 AM] Kalli : tare:
[Kalli's Avatar] [Today 11:59 AM] Kalli : *hides behind Ballad*
[Ballad's Avatar] *Ballad draws flamethrower*
[Mick Rory's Avatar] [Today 12:01 PM] Mick Rory : Hey, Jak.
[Mick Rory's Avatar] *Mick Rory drops the club and pretends nothing ever happened*

[Kyle Crane]

[Guu's Avatar] [Today 02:06 AM] Guu : Buu x Guu
[Guu's Avatar] [Today 02:06 AM] Guu : Please let's not make that a thing
[Guu's Avatar] [Today 02:08 AM] Guu : Their bodies would melt together and make something much more horrorifying
[Guu's Avatar] [Today 02:08 AM] Guu : Typos tonight x.x
[Ebony's Avatar] *Ebony has posted in Ebony Vs. Eda*
[Mick Rory's Avatar] [Today 02:08 AM] Mick Rory : Horrorifying. I'll make a mental note of that for the Omniverse Dictionary.
[Deadpool's Avatar] [Today 02:09 AM] Deadpool : wheres the typo thread
[Mick Rory's Avatar] [Today 02:09 AM] Mick Rory : Dunno why, but after hearing murderkilling, it would fit right in.
[Guu's Avatar] [Today 02:10 AM] Guu : Plus what would even be the power name for that ship, Buuguu, Bguu?
[Mick Rory's Avatar] [Today 02:10 AM] Mick Rory : I would edit my typos more often, but I prefer to leave them as a shining example of why you shouldn't be typing away at the Omniverse at 2 AM.
[Daniel's Avatar] [Today 02:10 AM] Daniel : Kid Guu?
[Daniel's Avatar] [Today 02:10 AM] Daniel : Kid Buu fused with Guu
[Eda's Avatar] *Eda has posted in Ebony Vs. Eda*
[Dan's Avatar] *Dan has posted in The Eternal Code, Shifted*
[Dan's Avatar] [Today 02:16 AM] Dan : For the first time.
[Dan's Avatar] [Today 02:16 AM] Dan : In months.
[Mick Rory's Avatar] [Today 02:16 AM] Mick Rory : New Guu X Buu Ship Name: Guub
[Dan's Avatar] [Today 02:16 AM] Dan : It didn't hurt to post something.
[Guilmon's Avatar] [Today 02:16 AM] Guilmon : Let's see... Anyone have a machine-gun-esque move that I could look at?
[Dan's Avatar] [Today 02:16 AM] Dan : @Mick - Isn't that the antagonist of Meet the Robinsons?
[Mick Rory's Avatar] [Today 02:16 AM] Mick Rory : I'm a goofy Guuber, yeah! You're a goofy Guuber, yeah! We're all goofy Guubers, yeah!

[Guilmon]

Kalli's Avatar [Today 10:44 pm] Kalli : *twerks* I claim this empty space! Pink
ElFailzalot's Avatar [Today 10:54 pm] ElFailzalot : Skeptic
Kalli's Avatar [Today 10:56 pm] Kalli : Hee
Daniel's Avatar [Today 10:59 pm] Daniel : Do we have to assemble the paddle squad?
Kalli's Avatar [Today 11:01 pm] Kalli : D: Ohgodno
Guilmon's Avatar *Guilmon pulls out a paddle.*
Omni's Avatar *Omni turns up wearing gimp mask.*
Omni's Avatar [Today 11:04 pm] Omni : I need to be punished.
Kalli's Avatar [Today 11:04 pm] Kalli : I...You guys are dealing with this one
Guilmon's Avatar *Guilmon tosses the paddle to Kalli.*
Guilmon's Avatar [Today 11:05 pm] Guilmon : Nuh, uh. Your turn.
Kalli's Avatar *Kalli throws the paddle back*
Kalli's Avatar [Today 11:05 pm] Kalli : NAW
Guilmon's Avatar *Guilmon can't catch.*
Kalli's Avatar [Today 11:05 pm] Kalli : ...Well now Daniel is gonna have to pick up that paddle Frog
Erik Vrell's Avatar [Today 11:06 pm] Erik Vrell : Hey guys
Guilmon's Avatar *Guilmon kicks it to Daniel.*
Guilmon's Avatar [Today 11:06 pm] Guilmon : Erikmon! You can do it!
Guilmon's Avatar [Today 11:06 pm] Guilmon : Pick up the paddle!
Omni's Avatar *Omni puckers his butt-lips*
Guilmon's Avatar [Today 11:07 pm] Guilmon : Omni's been naughty and needs to be punished!
Omni's Avatar [Today 11:08 pm] Omni : ahh this is one of those moments where I go too far even for myself
Kalli's Avatar [Today 11:08 pm] Kalli : FrogGonk
Omni's Avatar [Today 11:08 pm] Omni : now I DO need to be punished
Kalli's Avatar [Today 11:08 pm] Kalli : Prune it! Prune the chat!
Omni's Avatar *Omni has banned Omni from the shoutbox!*

[Kyle Crane]

[Omni's Avatar] [Today 10:44 PM] Omni : I wouldn't mind trying COC

[Moon]

Mick Rory : Fun fact; Night 2 of the FNAF Musical was actually the first song I ever memorized.
Daniel : What
Daniel : You're joking right?
Daniel : Like...
Daniel : no other song in the history of your life
Daniel : has ever been memorized by you?
Carolina : Baby Mick: Twinkle Twinkle Little..... FUCK

[Chloe Price]

Magus's Avatar [Today 02:53 pm] Magus : Bet he misses Magus.
Grothnar Ironfist's Avatar [Today 02:53 pm] Grothnar Ironfist : I was tellin' Magus about it.
Magus's Avatar [Today 02:53 pm] Magus : Being part of a much cooler villain and all
Bandit With No Name's Avatar [Today 02:53 pm] Bandit With No Name : yeah
Bandit With No Name's Avatar [Today 02:53 pm] Bandit With No Name : Yeah he does
Bandit With No Name's Avatar [Today 02:53 pm] Bandit With No Name : Harbinger OTP
Magus's Avatar [Today 02:54 pm] Magus : With luxurious lavendar hair.
Kopaka's Avatar [Today 02:54 pm] Kopaka : If Nealaphh hadn't gone all anxiety attack, he would have made sure it was headline news.
Grothnar Ironfist's Avatar [Today 02:54 pm] Grothnar Ironfist : Wasn't Harbringer a 4-person fusion an' stuff?
Bandit With No Name's Avatar [Today 02:54 pm] Bandit With No Name : OKOR, now that Atelos is an NPC, we need you to be Harbinger
Magus's Avatar [Today 02:54 pm] Magus : The very first.
Grothnar Ironfist's Avatar [Today 02:54 pm] Grothnar Ironfist : Then how would shippin' Harbringer as a One True PAIR work?
Bandit With No Name's Avatar [Today 02:55 pm] Bandit With No Name : because shut the fuck up that's how
Grothnar Ironfist's Avatar [Today 02:55 pm] Grothnar Ironfist : Are ya' tryin' to create the first One True Foursome er' somethin', Bandit?

[Chloe Price]

Here's some highlights from today.

Grothnar Ironfist's Avatar [Today 12:43 pm] Grothnar Ironfist : Realism? FOOK REALISM. I'm a Dwarf! I don't need yer' realism garbage!

Scarecrow's Avatar [Today 12:46 pm] Scarecrow : Still om the master of fear
Sans's Avatar [Today 12:46 pm] Sans : "though i gotta wonder.."
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 12:46 pm] Tartaros : Oh shut it Gimli.
Scarecrow's Avatar [Today 12:46 pm] Scarecrow : Im*
Grothnar Ironfist's Avatar [Today 12:46 pm] Grothnar Ironfist : Dwarves fear nothing except ale shortages.
Sans's Avatar [Today 12:47 pm] Sans : "if thirteen is a bad number.."
Sans's Avatar [Today 12:47 pm] Sans : "is fourteen even worse?"
Scarecrow's Avatar [Today 12:47 pm] Scarecrow : In that case the Society is going to steal a lot and I mean a lot of ale
Ebony's Avatar *Ebony has posted in [Secondary Saga II ] - Rules and sign up form*
Grothnar Ironfist's Avatar [Today 12:48 pm] Grothnar Ironfist : I'LL TAKE YA ALL IN A FREE-FOR-ALL IF I GOTTA!
Sans's Avatar [Today 12:48 pm] Sans : *Ballad takes note of this. A few weeks later, the dwarves realize they are starting to run out of ale.*
Scarecrow's Avatar [Today 12:48 pm] Scarecrow : So much were not even going to know what to do with it

Grothnar Ironfist's Avatar [Today 12:34 pm] Grothnar Ironfist : Nobody wanna tussle with tha' muscledwarf?

Grothnar Ironfist's Avatar [Today 12:36 pm] Grothnar Ironfist : If yer' lucky, I'll only cripple ya' from the waist down instead of outright killin' ya.
Scarecrow's Avatar [Today 12:36 pm] Scarecrow : That's it, throws fear grenade*
Victor Wolfe's Avatar [Today 12:37 pm] Victor Wolfe : writers block is a bitch to deal with
Hiro Protagonist's Avatar [Today 12:37 pm] Hiro Protagonist : Mick I'll mock fight ya.
Hiro Protagonist's Avatar [Today 12:37 pm] Hiro Protagonist : Set up the thread, let's do it.
Grothnar Ironfist's Avatar *Grothnar Ironfist is drunk off ale anyways, takes any visions created by fear toxin as just side-effects*

[Jade Harley]

[Today 08:26 am] Guu : Funny hiw Vision doesn't bother asking how a cow can produce a human xD
[Today 08:27 am] Guu : *how
[Today 08:27 am] The Vision : hey it's a strange world
[Today 08:27 am] The Vision : i had human children
[Today 08:27 am] The Vision : my exwife almost destroyed the world twice in a row
[Today 08:28 am] The Vision : my father-in-law is a mutated terrorist who can literally control me like a puppet
[Today 08:28 am] Captain America : Thats true. it was scary
[Today 08:28 am] The Vision : and my father once tore me in half and used me as his representative
[Today 08:29 am] The Vision : I fabricated a family because I got lonely
[Today 08:29 am] The Vision : I fight shapeshifting aliens and eldritch tentacle lava monsters
[Today 08:29 am] The Vision : cows with human children aren't that strange

[Kyle Crane]

Magus's Avatar [Today 04:47 PM] Magus : #DicksOutforMagus

[Dr. McNinja]

Guu's Avatar [Today 12:00 pm] Guu: Oh shit, did something happen with Sombra? I was too distracted by sex

[Koal]

 [Today 04:00 pm] Tartaros : ROBO-DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK