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[spoiler]Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:11 PM] Ezrihel : EW I HATE WHEN RANCH GETS ON MY SPAGHETTI
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:11 PM] Ezrihel : EW
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:11 PM] Cyburn : THEN YOU WILL HATE WHAT I GET AT SUBWAY
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:11 PM] Ezrihel : EW
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:11 PM] Ezrihel : DON'T
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:11 PM] Ezrihel : NO
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 10:11 PM] Tartaros : Cyburn, thanks to that sentence, you could probably hook up my grandmother's coffin to a generator and use it as a dynamo.
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:12 PM] Ezrihel : Don't tell me you put ranch on your meatball subs
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:12 PM] Cyburn : Meatball marinara on garlic cheese and herb. Double meat it. Add pepperoni, bacon, salami, mozerella, toast it. Then add on banna peppers, bell peppers, all of the onions, lettuce, more bell peppers. Finally, the suaces you want with it are ranch, mayo, garlic sauce, and buffalo sauce
Sans's Avatar [Today 10:13 PM] Sans : @Cyburn "We serve food here, sir."
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:13 PM] Ezrihel : YOU SAVAGE.
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:13 PM] Ezrihel : YOU BARBARIAN
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:13 PM] Cyburn : And that is food
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:13 PM] Ezrihel : EEEEW
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:13 PM] Cyburn : That, dear Ezrihel. Is what I call an appetizer
Sans's Avatar [Today 10:13 PM] Sans :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A67YpUs6sQ
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:14 PM] Ezrihel : EEEEEEEEEW
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 10:14 PM] Tartaros : Dear god. I think you've just made the entire population of Italy cry. Just with one sentence.
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:14 PM] Ezrihel : PLEASE BALLAD
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 10:14 PM] Tartaros : You made an entire nation weep.
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 10:14 PM] Tartaros : Congrats.
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:14 PM] Ezrihel : EEEEW
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:15 PM] Cyburn : And then there's my pizza
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:15 PM] Cyburn : Don't get your pizza cut, you barbarian
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:15 PM] Ezrihel : PLEASE
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:15 PM] Ezrihel : STOP
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 10:15 PM] Tartaros : DEAR GOD NO. NOT THE PIZZA.
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:16 PM] Cyburn : Meat lovers with stuffed crust, pour ranch on it. Pour alfredo sauce on it. Pour mozeralla cheese, and chicken mcnuggets. Wrap it up and you have a burrito for the gods
Sans's Avatar [Today 10:16 PM] Sans : Cyburn really likes his sauce
Sans's Avatar [Today 10:16 PM] Sans : I wonder what that says about Cyburn
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:16 PM] Ezrihel : FUCKIN' EW
Jade Harley's Avatar [Today 10:16 PM] Jade Harley : FrogGonk
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:16 PM] Cyburn : That I'm an omnisexual(GET IN THE FUCK BOX)?
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:16 PM] Ezrihel :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNh94l7z...tml5=False
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 10:16 PM] Tartaros : chicken nuggets? ranch? wrapped? dear god
Sans's Avatar [Today 10:17 PM] Sans : (sorry. skeletons have no dick)
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 10:17 PM] Tartaros : it's like you've just pissed on the entire province of Naples
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:17 PM] Cyburn : Ez: Diet coke is evil
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:18 PM] Ezrihel : THE NORTH
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:18 PM] Ezrihel : THE NORTH SERVES HOT TEA
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:18 PM] Ezrihel : NO SUGAR OR LEMON
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:18 PM] Cyburn : HOT TEA IS AMAZING YOU PLEBIAN
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:18 PM] Ezrihel : WHAT IS THE TREASON
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:18 PM] Cyburn : HOT TEA WITH HONEY
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 10:18 PM] Tartaros : @Ezrihel I'm a cola fiend and like root beer, but a lot of other stuff just tastes off. I'll stick with my apple juice and tea other than that.
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:18 PM] Ezrihel : NO
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:18 PM] Cyburn : AND CREAM
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 10:18 PM] Tartaros : You're all fucking tea plebians.
Sans's Avatar [Today 10:18 PM] Sans : I am a Sprite fan myself
Sans's Avatar [Today 10:19 PM] Sans : Don't know about you heathens
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 10:19 PM] Tartaros : I'm British. We are the tea masters.
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:19 PM] Cyburn : So, let's talk about what I do with lasagna
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:19 PM] Ezrihel : HOT TEA IS SOMEHTING I DRINK TO GET OVER A COLD
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:19 PM] Ezrihel : NOOOO
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:19 PM] Cyburn : HOT TEA IS SOMETHING THAT IS MADE FOR EVERY OCCASION
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:19 PM] Ezrihel : NOT THE LASAGNA
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:19 PM] Cyburn : Anywho, I make my own five meat five cheese lasagna
Sans's Avatar [Today 10:19 PM] Sans : Is there a food out there that you don't put your sauce on?
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:20 PM] Cyburn : I make my own noodles, and I make sure to get the best of ingredients for it
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:20 PM] Cyburn : And, no. I shan't spoil this dish with ranch
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 10:20 PM] Tartaros : Hot tea is the only tea you colonial savages.
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:20 PM] Cyburn : I will, however, sometimes replace the middle sauce layer with alfredo
Sans's Avatar [Today 10:20 PM] Sans : Oh, so use the other secret sauce instead
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 10:20 PM] Tartaros : @Cyburn Noodles... in lasagna... why
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:20 PM] Cyburn : Lasagna noodles, bro
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 10:21 PM] Tartaros : @Sans Don't want it to be too salty FrogBon
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:21 PM] Cyburn : Oh, I've got another pizza thing I do
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:21 PM] Cyburn : Here's what you do
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:21 PM] Cyburn : Uncut tripple cheese pizza. Order chinese takeout, and pour it on it. You got yourself an Italian Chinese burrito
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 10:22 PM] Tartaros : good god man
Sans's Avatar [Today 10:22 PM] Sans : Okay Po
Sans's Avatar [Today 10:22 PM] Sans : Or Bubble Bass
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 10:22 PM] Tartaros : you've just ruined both Italy and China
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 10:22 PM] Tartaros : forever
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:22 PM] Ezrihel : FATNESS EVEREAT
Sans's Avatar [Today 10:23 PM] Sans : Or William Howard Taft
Ezrihel's Avatar [Today 10:23 PM] Ezrihel : OH HE'LL WIN THE HUNGER GAMES[/spoiler]