Chatbox quotes

[Harlan Higgs]

Today 12:49 am] Minato Namikaze : -Takes Amaterasu and puts her on his head- Doge Kami is mine >:o
Erik Vrell's Avatar [Today 12:50 am] Erik Vrell : Oh hi animator
Solomon Grundy's Avatar [Today 12:50 am] Solomon Grundy : GRUNDY WANT FLUFFY DOG
Erik Vrell's Avatar [Today 12:50 am] Erik Vrell : You're really stretching it, autocorrect

[Jade Harley]

[Today 02:31 pm] Sans : I like how Rose is just dropping shit on the imps
[Today 02:31 pm] Homin-Ratione : So my sword that already weighs twenty pounds can level up to weigh a kiloton
[Today 02:32 pm] Sans : I feel like the one way I can level up is by making my server host do all the work for me
[Today 02:32 pm] Sans : I'm the Bard of Blood. I can do that.
[Today 02:32 pm] Tartaros : settle down there Vriska

[Jade Harley]

 [Today 03:36 am] Okor : -Shakes- ENOUGH WITH ISTVAAN DAMMIT
 [Today 03:36 am] Okor : IT IS LITERALLY EVERY CONVERSATION
 [Today 03:36 am] Okor : NOW THAT THIS IS SAID, HOW IS YOUR DAY
 [Today 03:37 am] Tartaros : OKAY
 [Today 03:37 am] Tartaros : WHY ARE WE SHOUTING AGAIN

[Chloe Price]

[Trixie's Avatar] [Today 03:23 pm] Trixie : Boobs are never random and always permitted.

[Dave Strider]

maybe not on chatbox but ill just leave this here.

ElFailzalot [out of context quotes] - Today 11:18 PM
> my classpect was the Waste of Life

Childish Gamzino - Today 11:19 PM
> Better than me, the Waste of Time

Davemetri - Today 11:19 PM
> BUT IM A WASTE OF SPACE

that is all.

[ElFailzalot]

maybe not on chatbox but ill just leave this here.

ElFailzalot [out of context quotes] - Today 11:18 PM
> my classpect was the Waste of Life

Childish Gamzino - Today 11:19 PM
> Better than me, the Waste of Time

Davemetri - Today 11:19 PM
> BUT IM A WASTE OF SPACE

that is all.

ALLOW ME TO EXTRAPOLATE AND PROVIDE A SLIGHT BIT OF CONTEXT

[2:18:16 AM] Childish Gamzino: I'm going to murderkill the both of you
[2:18:25 AM] ElFailzalot [out of context quotes]: joke's on you
[2:18:27 AM] ElFailzalot [out of context quotes]: i'm already dead
[2:18:31 AM] ElFailzalot [out of context quotes]: i have been for a long time
[2:18:35 AM] Davemetri: awww <3
[2:18:43 AM] ElFailzalot [out of context quotes]: i ascended to god tier a long time ago
[2:18:43 AM] Childish Gamzino: ghoxt
[2:18:45 AM] ElFailzalot [out of context quotes]: unfortunately
[2:18:50 AM] ElFailzalot [out of context quotes]: my classpect was the Waste of Life
[2:18:55 AM] Davemetri: xD
[2:18:58 AM] Davemetri: ADAM PLS
[2:19:09 AM] Davemetri: I JUST CHOKED
[2:19:14 AM] Davemetri: ON AIR
[2:19:19 AM] Childish Gamzino: Better than me, the Waste of Time
[2:19:20 AM] Davemetri: IM STILL CHOKING
[2:19:21 AM] ElFailzalot [out of context quotes]: I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR ART
[2:19:34 AM] Davemetri: BUT IM A WASTE OF SPACE
[2:19:44 AM] Davemetri: EYYYYYYYY
[2:19:49 AM] Davemetri: dies

[Hiro Protagonist]

Doomguy's Avatar [Today 01:54 PM] Doomguy : I love you guys
Dave Strider's Avatar [Today 01:54 PM] Dave Strider : seems pretty good
Dave Strider's Avatar [Today 01:54 PM] Dave Strider : been loosely followigng with eveyone
Dave Strider's Avatar [Today 01:54 PM] Dave Strider : but ive been working quite a bit
Dave Strider's Avatar [Today 01:54 PM] Dave Strider : love you too DG ;D
Doomguy's Avatar [Today 01:55 PM] Doomguy : Everything you write, everything you do, whether it's serious or funny or anime or classical
Doomguy's Avatar [Today 01:55 PM] Doomguy : You guys have given me a satight year of entertainment and love and community and heart felt emotion
Doomguy's Avatar [Today 01:55 PM] Doomguy : I love everything about you guys and this site
Doomguy's Avatar [Today 01:56 PM] Doomguy : and I don't think you get enough praise for it
Doomguy's Avatar [Today 01:56 PM] Doomguy : sure, there'll be plenty of people out there who'll scoff at what you do
Doomguy's Avatar [Today 01:56 PM] Doomguy : and derive you because of what you like
Doomguy's Avatar [Today 01:56 PM] Doomguy : But I don't care about that
Doomguy's Avatar [Today 01:56 PM] Doomguy : You but work into this
Doomguy's Avatar [Today 01:56 PM] Doomguy : You put love into this
Doomguy's Avatar [Today 01:57 PM] Doomguy : This is as real as anything else
Doomguy's Avatar [Today 01:57 PM] Doomguy : and there is a heart in all of you that love to write, and that's all that matter
Dave Strider's Avatar *Dave Strider hugs DG*
Dave Strider's Avatar [Today 01:58 PM] Dave Strider : I feel you bro. I really do. This place is fucking great man


Awww. You janksores are seriously gonna make me cry.

[Amaterasu]

[Kalli's Avatar] [Today 03:52 PM] Kalli : And damn it Okor Psyduck BFG:A is all the WH40k you need! But I can't blame you, Stellaris is balls to the walls amazing hur
[Okor's Avatar] [Today 03:53 PM] Okor : My balls are so deep in the wall that I have a loving brick family
[Okor's Avatar] [Today 03:53 PM] Okor : ... I hope that was relevant to that metaphor and not just weird.

[Tartaros]

This was technically Skype but whatever it's too fucking good.

"i swear if i didn't know any better i'd say you and me were like two sides of the same degenerate homosexual coin" - Shay Cormac 2k16

[Kalli]

[Today 01:38 am] Okor : Get shot.
[Today 01:38 am] Okor : Or chainsawed.
[Today 01:38 am] Okor : To put it in perspective, you might have very well been a great white in your own verse
[Today 01:39 am] Okor : But DG is a motherfucking Charchardon on crack cocaine with an IV of redbull

DG = Doomguy by the way for those confused :derp:

[Dave Strider]

Doomguy's Avatar [Today 01:37 pm] Doomguy : "What an odd name you have"
Doomguy's Avatar [Today 01:37 pm] Doomguy : And then we just call them Tod because that's easier to say
Carmelita's Avatar [Today 01:45 pm] Carmelita : Come up with a perfectly legitimate reason to be called that, and add in a whole bunch of generic character traits with unique twists.
Doomguy's Avatar [Today 01:46 pm] Doomguy : Gotta have green hair
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 01:48 pm] Tartaros : Two giant black katanas.
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 01:49 pm] Tartaros : Heterochromia.
Hiro Protagonist's Avatar [Today 01:50 pm] Hiro Protagonist : Donut Steele.
Hiro Protagonist's Avatar [Today 01:50 pm] Hiro Protagonist : Your anthropomorphic donut cop secondary
Granite's Avatar [Today 01:50 pm] Granite : hey guys
Hiro Protagonist's Avatar [Today 01:51 pm] Hiro Protagonist : He's just be a giant glazed donut with a police hat
Hiro Protagonist's Avatar [Today 01:51 pm] Hiro Protagonist : And give you asvice in a bad irish accent
Doomguy's Avatar [Today 01:51 pm] Doomguy : The last of their kind, a princess/prince who cared deeply about their people before they wree whiped out
Doomguy's Avatar [Today 01:51 pm] Doomguy : And they like to constantly tell you this
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 01:52 pm] Tartaros : Can turn into an evil wolf
Hiro Protagonist's Avatar [Today 01:52 pm] Hiro Protagonist : "AH, LOOK OUT TOD ME LAD"
Doomguy's Avatar [Today 01:53 pm] Doomguy : Friends to all animals
Doomguy's Avatar [Today 01:54 pm] Doomguy : Maaaan, feth this character, I want to know more about Donut Steele
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 01:55 pm] Tartaros : Feth?
Hiro Protagonist's Avatar [Today 01:55 pm] Hiro Protagonist : Donut Steele is the finest detective on the force.
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 01:55 pm] Tartaros : Huh. DG is Ibram Gaunt.
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 01:55 pm] Tartaros : and yeah, Donut Steele is the best character
Hiro Protagonist's Avatar [Today 01:55 pm] Hiro Protagonist : "YER BUSTED, YOU CREAM FILLED CROOK!"
Hiro Protagonist's Avatar [Today 01:56 pm] Hiro Protagonist : Now I'm just picturing him leaving in front of someone to take a bullet but it just goes through the hole in his middlel
Hiro Protagonist's Avatar [Today 01:57 pm] Hiro Protagonist : That was a sad day for officer Steele
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 01:57 pm] Tartaros : rip constable eclaire
Tartaros's Avatar [Today 01:58 pm] Tartaros : Gunned down by the Coruscant Baking Bandits.
Doomguy's Avatar [Today 01:58 pm] Doomguy : Mayor Long John took his badge
Hiro Protagonist's Avatar [Today 01:58 pm] Hiro Protagonist : Okay I need to immortalize this guy an actual Omniverse Cannon now
Doomguy's Avatar [Today 01:59 pm] Doomguy : Now he looks after this Tod kid, seeing a bit of himself in them
Marcus Wright's Avatar [Today 01:59 pm] Marcus Wright : wow, what a touching bakery story.
Doomguy's Avatar [Today 02:00 pm] Doomguy : And that's how the story of Totally Orginal Character (tod), and Donut Steele happened
Hiro Protagonist's Avatar [Today 02:01 pm] Hiro Protagonist : Someone put this into the quotes thread plz
Doomguy's Avatar [Today 02:02 pm] Doomguy : Also, Totally Orginal Character's name need to hape a bunch of apostrophes in it
Doomguy's Avatar [Today 02:02 pm] Doomguy : Like Tot'ally Or'gin'al Cha'racter

[Demetri Malius]

First Guardian's Avatar [Today 03:49 pm] First Guardian : The following notifications will be drafts, do not be fooled.
First Guardian's Avatar *First Guardian has posted a new thread: Prospit*
First Guardian's Avatar *First Guardian has posted a new thread: Derse*
Doomguy's Avatar [Today 03:50 pm] Doomguy : I WILL BE FOOLED AS MUCH AS I WANT

[Dave Strider]

Cyburn's Avatar [Today 09:51 pm] Cyburn : I should probably destroy something before I get to sleep
Ace's Avatar [Today 09:57 pm] Ace : Blarg... sleep... is calling me too...
Ace's Avatar [Today 09:57 pm] Ace : I don't wanna sleep. >_<
Cyburn's Avatar *Cyburn starts to sing a little*
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:08 pm] Cyburn : I'm gonna rip your skin off~
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:09 pm] Cyburn : Gonna stick twenty needles in your eyeball~
Dave Strider's Avatar [Today 10:21 pm] Dave Strider : kinky~
Dave Strider's Avatar [Today 10:21 pm] Dave Strider : xD
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:22 pm] Cyburn : Dark Eldar are the kinkiest
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:22 pm] Cyburn : Only they can satisfy my needs
Gildarts's Avatar [Today 10:26 pm] Gildarts : ABORT MISSION
Gildarts's Avatar [Today 10:26 pm] Gildarts : That is all.
Doomguy's Avatar [Today 10:27 pm] Doomguy : Nope alarm
Cyburn's Avatar [Today 10:30 pm] Cyburn : It's not that bad
Dave Strider's Avatar *Dave Strider has pruned the shoutbox!*
Dave Strider's Avatar [Today 10:41 pm] Dave Strider : Yes it was

dont worry shoutbox was like 200 pages already, needed a good prunin

[Chloe Price]

[Tartaros's Avatar] [Today 07:00 am] Tartaros : Hey, Hiro's actually a sassy black woman. Never knew that.
[Kalli's Avatar] [Today 07:01 am] Kalli : Hiro has secretly been sassy since the dawn of time, but never revealed the truth until now
[Kalli's Avatar] [Today 07:01 am] Kalli : the sass wars will begin soon :frog:

[Amber Veritz]

Not chat box but too damn funny in our Tabletop.

"You don't really recognize anyone in particular....but it is the right number of people."

*A few seconds later*

"A grizzled young girl that used to be a cop....an ex-priest vigilante....ain't none of this right!"

[Hiro Protagonist]

An addendum to the above:

"A car pulls up next to you, stuffed to the brim with fools and orphans."

[Damien Darhk]

  [Today 08:57 PM] Diamond655 : I'm willing to bet Doomguy will create all the best quotes in Omniverse history.
 [Today 09:02 PM] Diamond655 : And, like, a museum will open.
 [Today 09:02 PM] Diamond655 : Just dedicated to Doomguy quotes.
 [Today 09:03 PM] Diamond655 : You'd find "RIP AND TEAR" on every doorway.
 [Today 09:04 PM] Doomguy : "And then the Lord said: RIP AND TEAR. And it was good"
 [Today 09:05 PM] Mick Rory : And if you post me singing Doomguy's praises in the Chatbox Quotes thread, I'll burn you all alive.

[Chloe Price]

[Hiro Protagonist's Avatar] [Today 10:40 am] Hiro Protagonist : HACKED YOJIMBO: RONIN OF THE METAVERSE
[Hiro Protagonist's Avatar] [Today 10:40 am] Hiro Protagonist : -vector framework samurai armor-
[Marcus Wright's Avatar] [Today 11:03 am] Marcus Wright : hey hiro!
[Diamond655's Avatar] [Today 11:08 am] Diamond655 : Hey, guys.
[Diamond655's Avatar] [Today 11:08 am] Diamond655 : Would have been online earlier, but had company.
[Tartaros's Avatar] [Today 11:11 am] Tartaros : Samurai armor? Who needs that when you have... POWER ARMOUR.
[Diamond655's Avatar] [Today 11:12 am] Diamond655 : @Tart Power armor? Who needs that when you have...NATURAL TALENT.
[Mick Rory's Avatar] [Today 11:13 am] Mick Rory : Natural talent? Who needs that when you have...THE HEAT GUN.
[Diamond655's Avatar] [Today 11:13 am] Diamond655 : ...Goddangit, Mick.
[Tartaros's Avatar] [Today 11:15 am] Tartaros : Natural talent? Oh, that's what we earn the power armour with. Mehreens don't just get given a suit at random y'know.
[Tartaros's Avatar] [Today 11:16 am] Tartaros : The Flesh Tearers expect their recruits to be able to kill giant dinosaurs with nothing but a spear before they even get their implants. And then serve for some four decades before getting power armour.
[Tartaros's Avatar] [Today 11:17 am] Tartaros : The Space Sharks make their recruits fight to the death in gladiator arenas for shits and giggles.
[Diamond655's Avatar] [Today 12:18 pm] Diamond655 : @Tart Those sound like the names of space biker gangs.

[Amaterasu]

[Nealaphh's Avatar] [Today 05:30 PM] Nealaphh : Plague Egg, you don't know AMV Hell?
[Okor's Avatar] [Today 05:31 PM] Okor : It sounds familiar
[Nealaphh's Avatar] [Today 05:37 PM] Nealaphh : It's a series of vignettes dedicated to taking the puss out of all things anime
[Nealaphh's Avatar] [Today 05:37 PM] Nealaphh : *piss. But I guess puss is more relevant here

[2B]

Amaterasu: Duh.
Amaterasu: There's a reason for which Moses wasn't a german
Amaterasu: had he been, he would not have come down with 2 stone tablets and 10 commandments
Amaterasu: but instead with a small library with 10 million commandments. For a start.
............
Amaterasu: And just FYI... the germans have a written law stating that an individual is allowed to place their ladder against the property of someone else, in order to carry out work that they couldn't do if they did not lean the ladder against that specific property.
Amaterasu: Like, against the wall of your neighbour's garage or something.