EPIC RAP BATTLES OF OMNIVERSE

[Yu Kanda]

Alright...we all want this thing to happen....Adam...throw the names in the RNG ....and let the people decide who won the battle afterwards. Nominating won't work on the forums :p

[Roger Smith]

Me and Tart are working on one as we speak. Give us a bit. :frogbon:

[Roger Smith]

Well, it took a bit, and the results are extremely lackluster and awful. But here they are. PREPARE THY EYEBALLS :frogsiren:

ADAM GAITE
VS
TARTAROS!

FIGHT!

Adam
Well, well, well, here we go again!
Lost one round and now here you deign
to come shambling back out of the god damn blue?
Well good lord, man, what're you gonna do?!

I mean y'know, I guess if you'd got some new tricks,
then y'know you might have had a chance.
But from where I'm standing? You still look just plain sick.
Do what you want, old man, but sometimes you gotta know when not to dance.


Tartaros
Come on up now boy, don't be shy
Step right on up, I'm a reasonable guy
You're acting all angry, but your face don't lie
I can see the fear in your eyes

Now let this old man show you how it's done
Who knows, by the end you might learn to have fun
Just give it up, your visage has been cracked
And well, if you don't, a brat's getting smacked


Adam
Well holy fucking shit, that's just GREAT!
Get smacktalked by an old man?
Get a load of THAT shitty-ass fate.
But at the very least, it won't even hinder my plan.

But let's get real, this whole "intimidation" thing?
You had way better luck back on the shp, in the ring.
Out here, in the open, without all your damn weapons?
To have any chance, you'd need some giant god's blessing.


Tartaros
Huh, it's funny, for your mastery of time
You certainly aren't the Heir of fuckin' Rhymes
But enough mocking your impotent rage
We need some better lines, so let's turn over a new page

A twiggy lookin' nerd in a bright red robe
Acting like a tough guy
Yessir, you might try
But you'll never be more than a bitch fucked in the lobe


Adam
Man it really is funny, that you mention time.
Because all of this shit is really leaving it dead.
I mean don't get me wrong, this is on YOUR dime;
Which I mean, hey, y'know, that's on your head.

And yeah, y'know what? I wear bright red.
At least I don't wear a fucking TRASHCAN ON MY HEAD.
And just keep in mind: all my limbs actually work.
I only THOUGHT I was crippled, you stuck up ancient jerk


Tartarps
I'M THE ONE BEING AN ASS HERE?!
REMIND ME AGAIN WHICH ONE OF US YOU FUCKING SHOT
AND LEFT TO ROT
IN A THRONE-DAMNED DITCH WHILE YOU STOOD AND FUCKING SNEERED

I'VE SEEN WORLDS BURN AND THOUSANDS DIE
BUT IN ALL MY YEARS, I CANNOT LIE
THROUGH ALL THE CENTURIES, IN FREEDOM AND SERVITUDE
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY MAN, WHO BITCHES AS MUCH AS YOU



Who won? Who's next? You decide!

[Moon]

I'm totally down for putting me in with someone randomly.








Adam won, though.

[Tartaros]

Adam won, though.

[Corporal Light]

I volunteer my main man Sans for the next battle.

[Harlan Higgs]

The next battle....is gonna be between myself, the RZA, the GrunDZA, THE UNDEAD MC, GRUN DDDDDDDDDD

AND

THE KING OF KINGS, THE WEARER OF RINGS, THE NIP'N'LIK OF NIPPUR......GILLLLLGAAAAMESSSSSHHHH

[Gilgamesh]

(just a little tidbit but I think Tart won the last one)

[Harlan Higgs]

AND HERE IS THE EPIC BATTLE IN ALL IT'S GLORY
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SOLOMON! GRUNDY!

VS

GIILLLLGAMEEEESSSSH

BEGIN!

Gilgamesh
What's that foul stench of rotten meat and stale kelp?
Oh it's that undead fucker who acts like a little whelp
You come to challenge the Original King?
You better fear what pain I can bring

My armies are massive, your arms are flabby
You're a tiny pussy when people tell you that you look pretty shabby
Call me Midas, everything I have is covered in gold
You're like the Scarecrow. You got no brains but you certainly are bold

Grundy
Everybody runs when my twisted fist busts out the ground
Grundy about to go out stomping in your little desert town
Except it's already in ruins, and there's still trouble brewin'
While you sit and piss and whine about how you're really still fumin'

Don't call me a whelp that shit is older than my nuts
Throw you a thesaurus cover you in paper cuts
You talk like a prospector from the 1850's
You just launched your best but hell you still missed me

Gilgamesh
You tell me that my city is in ashes but i could fucking care less
Back in ancient times I owned the entire fucking planet
Everything I owned had to be the fucking best
I could see my face in that shit, it was either marble or granite

Every person in this world is my property
But you are absolutely horrid with worms hanging from your teeth
I wouldn't want to own you, you fucking mongrel
Now play like a good pup and run away you scoundrel


Grundy
Ruler of a planet? Try ruler of a rock
When you were in charge, there was more life in my sock
You're a megalomaniacal bitch, I got my eye on you
Get the whole injustice league to mash your horsey ass into glue

Unstoppable rage, Grundy's out of the cage
Fist flying with a double hammer drop to the stage
I'm the ruler of this fight and the ruler of the mic
Compared to me you're just a kid go play on your trike

Gilgamesh
I killed Alexander the Great I'm sure you'll prove no trouble
When you enter my world I'll have to pop your protection bubble
You don't know what I've been through, I've bathed in the sins of mankind
I guess this battle just proves when you match a god with a inferior mind

Your justice league? That's childs play
I'm the origin of all fucking legends
I am Justice, It is evil I will slay
Killing you will prove to be one more errand


Grundy
This battle's almost over, I can see the Red Mist
Rearrange your crusty slabs like Hiro Protagonist
Master your code, and then I'll unload
On that shiny golden throne you sit upon like a toad

Mine is the last verse everyone will remember
Hit you backwards so hard they won't see you til September
Massive blast of anger and muscle like a truck
Destroyed you like your best buddy Enkidu at Uruk

[Corporal Light]

For the record, Grundy killed it.

[Yu Kanda]

Ooow this one goes out to the king ( G-man....not elvis ) ! Both were awesome though.

[Lubbock]

First Battle: While Tartaros's rap took pride in directly attacking Adam in many ways, Adam's rap attacked in a more taunting fashion, and I know from experience that being taunted can be a helluvaload more frustrating and irritating than being directly verbally attacked. That just pisses me off and can easily be dealt with XD So Adam wins this one for me.

Second Battle: It felt like Gil was just trying to protect his pride most of the way trough this one, struggling to soldier through Grundy's taunts and threats. Because to a dead man, all Gil's achievements mean nothing XD Grundy wins in my books.

[Moon]

Grundy wins. No contest.

[Marcus Wright]

We had a throw down, Luger vs Stuart.

[Stuart Gillman-Street]

Connor was around for the beginning too, and Grundy was there at the VERY beginning

[Harlan Higgs]

THE RAP BATTLES COMING BACK FROM THE GRAVE
THE LIST OF POSSIBLE CONTESTS
GENERATE A RAVE
SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO FLEX THEIR CHOPS
JUST LEAVE YOUR NAME RIGHT HERE AND PUT OUT YOUR PROPS

[Gamzee Makara]

I'M CALLING OUT DAVE STRIDICKDER PUNK ASS

[Tearen Wover]

The God-Mind steps in to this dope verbal fracas.

Trigger Warning Yo; when I rap I'm a jackass.

[Harlan Higgs]

And always, the undead catastrophe
Solomon The-masta-of-the-mic Grundy