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Albert Wesker · 01-09-2016, 08:15 AM

Came up in the chat and it has been decreed it must be done. And so here is a thread for all such matters. Guidelines are simple.

Anyone who is interested puts their name in the running for being picked to match someone. At such point anyone may 'vote' for matchups to get pitted against one another in a battle to see who can spew the sickest fires. Victors will be determined by popular vote, and will get a pat on the back for their efforts.

Rules? Pssshhhh. Okay.

1) Once someone has participated in a rap battle, they may not participate in one immediately following it to give them time to do other things and give others a chance to participate.
2) Battles will be conducted primarily through PM or Skype or some such and collaborated on between participants to get things sorted out, and posted all at once so as to not clog up the thread.
3) More than 2 participants may of course be selected to take part. Try not to go too nuts with it though, yo.
4) Obviously there are no real limits on what 'rating' your raps can be. If you've watched any Epic Rap Battles of History, well....yeah. Basically that. Obviously if you personally feel things are going to get too over the top you're welcome (and encouraged or something) to put up some kind of warning or notice so people can go in prepared.
5) When you sign up as interested, note whether you're interested as one of your characters or the other, or both of them, or even yourself as the player if that's your thing.
6) When going at the rap battling itself, try and limit it to 3 'rounds' or verses of back and forth, to keep it from dragging on excessively. In essence, it's just like a regular battle here on the Omniverse with standard rules!

That's about it. Do your thing, folks.

Interested Participants
Colonel Gaite the Blargh-man
— Adam
— Colonel
Gilgatelos
-Gilgamesh
-Atelos
Ganondorf
Jupiter
Yu Kanda
— Stewie Griffin
Ruby Rose
MC GRUNDY
Erik Vrell
Black☆Star
Stuart Gillman-Street
Jak and Daxter
David Stephenson
Tartaros
Strazio Rockwell
Sans
Okor
Gamzee Makara

As an example of the madness at hand, here is what we're dealing with:

[spoiler]

Jupiter Wrote:
Quote:A little fun concept that came up in the chat.

GANNY D VS GRUNDY!

FIGHT!

Ganon: You say you're from a swamp and your name is Grundy, but all you got is swamp ass and you smell like old cheese.

Grundy: Grundy gonna PUNCH you into the ground, you couldn't even take over one measley town! You're old and outdated, like a game of Zork you say that you're powerful all I see is pork!

Ganon: Pork you say? I'm not surprised/ that you see me as food, thunder-thighs. You're ugly and bloated, like Honey Boo Boo's mother/ dick so small women don't even bother.

Grundy: Oh you done it now, you awakened the rage, undead boots breaking up the stage, you won't endure my alpha strike, so get your ass off my floor so I can drop the mic.

Ganon: I ain't scared, you fight against Batman and lose like a dope/ spend so much time in Arkham, you don't drop the mic, you drop the soap! That's right, Grundy's not an alpha, he's just a little punk/ always bending over to take Joker's junk.

Grundy: Me, a wimp? Don't make me laugh. You got beat by a farm boy with a diaper rash! You preen and gloat, and then you choke, on the master sword that got shoved down your throat!

Jupiter (cut-in): Speaking of jokers, your rhymes are hilarious / while you bitches stutter, your premise's precarious / and I'm out here taking the gold, breakin' the mold, your so-called "raps" are getting old / so go back to writing your posts, got no time to fight now, who you think's killing it most?

Who won? Who's next? You decide!

[/spoiler]

Gilgamesh · 01-09-2016, 08:19 AM

I'll put my name in

01-09-2016, 08:20 AM

I'm in as well. My schedule can be a bit wonky at times though.

Edit: to clarify, I'm in as Ganondorf. I doubt enough folks know the real me well enough for me to rap that way, and Smith is still in the concept stage. Smith might be a participant at a later date, however.