10-04-2015, 02:07 PM
Mood: Palsy
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began pestering gardenGnostic at 2:00 —
CG: JADE!
CG: JADE IM SUPER HAPPY THAT YOUVE DEVOTED ALL YOUR TIME CREATING A PERMANENT RESIDENCE IN THE OMNIVERSE BECAUSE I MEAN WHY NOT STAY AWHILE IN A PLACE WHERE WE COULD VIOLENTLY GET MURDERED FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF A MEGALOMANIAC HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
CG: THAT WAS SARCASM IN CASE IT WASN'T OBVIOUS ENOUGH.
CG: LISTEN BULLSHIT ASIDE, GOOD JOB WITH THE HOUSE OR TOWER OR WHATEVER IT IS.
CG: GOOD JOB ON NOT GETTING MURDERED BY THE INDIGENOUS SPECIES (OR VICE VERSA) AS WELL, LIKE SERIOUSLY, THAT'S A STEP UP FROM SOME OF OUR FRIENDS
CG: ANYWAYS LISTEN I THINK WE NEED TO MEET UP SOON.
CG: AS IN, SOON SOON. NOT IN A FEW DAYS, LIKE RELATIVELY BY THE END OF TODAY OR SO.
CG: YOU'RE IN THE "FROZEN FIELDS" RIGHT?
CG: YEAH OKAY I'M GONNA GET GAMZEE TO SYNTHESIZE ME UP SOME SORT OF MODE OF TRANSPORTATION WITH THAT OMNILIWHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS.
CG: WHILE I'M HEADED YOUR WAY, THE CLOWN AND HIS NEW FAVORITE HUMAN ARE GOING TO TRAVEL TO CAMELOT TOGETHER SO THAT THEY CAN SIGN THEIR LIVES AWAY FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF THE MASSES
CG: SORRY, GETTING A LITTLE POLITICAL OVER HERE, WATCH OUT.
CG: AT ANY RATE, I WAS THINKING THAT ONCE WE CAUGHT UP A LITTLE BIT, YOU AND I, THAT MAYBE WE COULD GO TO THE COLISEUM AND MAKE SURE GAMZEE HASN'T BIT THE BIG PIE. THE ADVERTISEMENT SAID THAT THERE'S GOING TO BE A CARNIVAL OF SORTS OUTSIDE TOO, SO THAT COULD BE FUN FOR YOU.
CG: ME, I HAVE A DISTINCT DISTASTE FOR EVERYTHING MIRTHFUL AND WHIMSICAL, BUT I KNOW YOU LIKE "FUN."
CG: SO I WILL ENDEAVOR TO APPEASE YOUR LOVE OF "HAVING FUN" AND HANG OUT WITH YOU AT THE CARNIVAL.
CG: I MEAN IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT
CG: IT'S NOT LIKE, ONE OF YOUR HUMAN "DATES" OR ANYTHING, I JUST THOUGHT THAT WE COULD CATCH UP AFTER BRUTALLY BEING RIPPED FROM OUR UNIVERSE FOR AN UNDETERMINED AMOUNT OF TIME, FORCED INTO AN UNCULTURED ASS END OF PARADOX SPACE.
CG: AND THEN, AFTER CATCHING UP, I THOUGHT WE COULD GO WATCH PEOPLE KILL THEMSELVES FOR OUR PERSONAL AMUSEMENT.
CG: THEN AGAIN, THAT'S PROBABLY NOT SOMETHING YOU'D BE INTO.
CG: LOOK I'VE GOTTEN PRETTY OFF TOPIC, SO I'M SORRY, BUT I'M JUST TRYING TO ASSURE YOU THAT THIS MEETING IS ABOUT AS PLATONIC AS IT GETS.
CG: IT IS NOT IN ANY SENSE OF THE WORD, EARTH, ALTERNIAN, OR OTHERWISE, A DATE.
CG: OH SHIT
CG: ADAM IS THROWING DEATH GLARES AT THE IDIOT AGAIN, I BETTER GO MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T TRY TO MURDERIZE US.
CG: THAT'D CERTAINLY PUT A WRENCH IN OUR PLANS.
CG: SO ANYWAYS, QUICK RECAP, I'M GONNA SECURE SOME FORM OF TRANSPORTATION FROM GAMZEE, SAY OUR BRIEF AND TEMPORARY GOODBYES, AND THEN I'LL HEAD TO YOUR FROZEN WORLD SO THAT WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT WE WANNA DO NEXT.
CG: UNTIL THEN
CG: STAY SAFE DON'T COMPLETELY FUCK EVERYTHING UP AND DIE BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE GOD AWFUL.
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began pestering gardenGnostic at 2:00 —
CG: JADE!
CG: JADE IM SUPER HAPPY THAT YOUVE DEVOTED ALL YOUR TIME CREATING A PERMANENT RESIDENCE IN THE OMNIVERSE BECAUSE I MEAN WHY NOT STAY AWHILE IN A PLACE WHERE WE COULD VIOLENTLY GET MURDERED FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF A MEGALOMANIAC HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
CG: THAT WAS SARCASM IN CASE IT WASN'T OBVIOUS ENOUGH.
CG: LISTEN BULLSHIT ASIDE, GOOD JOB WITH THE HOUSE OR TOWER OR WHATEVER IT IS.
CG: GOOD JOB ON NOT GETTING MURDERED BY THE INDIGENOUS SPECIES (OR VICE VERSA) AS WELL, LIKE SERIOUSLY, THAT'S A STEP UP FROM SOME OF OUR FRIENDS
CG: ANYWAYS LISTEN I THINK WE NEED TO MEET UP SOON.
CG: AS IN, SOON SOON. NOT IN A FEW DAYS, LIKE RELATIVELY BY THE END OF TODAY OR SO.
CG: YOU'RE IN THE "FROZEN FIELDS" RIGHT?
CG: YEAH OKAY I'M GONNA GET GAMZEE TO SYNTHESIZE ME UP SOME SORT OF MODE OF TRANSPORTATION WITH THAT OMNILIWHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS.
CG: WHILE I'M HEADED YOUR WAY, THE CLOWN AND HIS NEW FAVORITE HUMAN ARE GOING TO TRAVEL TO CAMELOT TOGETHER SO THAT THEY CAN SIGN THEIR LIVES AWAY FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF THE MASSES
CG: SORRY, GETTING A LITTLE POLITICAL OVER HERE, WATCH OUT.
CG: AT ANY RATE, I WAS THINKING THAT ONCE WE CAUGHT UP A LITTLE BIT, YOU AND I, THAT MAYBE WE COULD GO TO THE COLISEUM AND MAKE SURE GAMZEE HASN'T BIT THE BIG PIE. THE ADVERTISEMENT SAID THAT THERE'S GOING TO BE A CARNIVAL OF SORTS OUTSIDE TOO, SO THAT COULD BE FUN FOR YOU.
CG: ME, I HAVE A DISTINCT DISTASTE FOR EVERYTHING MIRTHFUL AND WHIMSICAL, BUT I KNOW YOU LIKE "FUN."
CG: SO I WILL ENDEAVOR TO APPEASE YOUR LOVE OF "HAVING FUN" AND HANG OUT WITH YOU AT THE CARNIVAL.
CG: I MEAN IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT
CG: IT'S NOT LIKE, ONE OF YOUR HUMAN "DATES" OR ANYTHING, I JUST THOUGHT THAT WE COULD CATCH UP AFTER BRUTALLY BEING RIPPED FROM OUR UNIVERSE FOR AN UNDETERMINED AMOUNT OF TIME, FORCED INTO AN UNCULTURED ASS END OF PARADOX SPACE.
CG: AND THEN, AFTER CATCHING UP, I THOUGHT WE COULD GO WATCH PEOPLE KILL THEMSELVES FOR OUR PERSONAL AMUSEMENT.
CG: THEN AGAIN, THAT'S PROBABLY NOT SOMETHING YOU'D BE INTO.
CG: LOOK I'VE GOTTEN PRETTY OFF TOPIC, SO I'M SORRY, BUT I'M JUST TRYING TO ASSURE YOU THAT THIS MEETING IS ABOUT AS PLATONIC AS IT GETS.
CG: IT IS NOT IN ANY SENSE OF THE WORD, EARTH, ALTERNIAN, OR OTHERWISE, A DATE.
CG: OH SHIT
CG: ADAM IS THROWING DEATH GLARES AT THE IDIOT AGAIN, I BETTER GO MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T TRY TO MURDERIZE US.
CG: THAT'D CERTAINLY PUT A WRENCH IN OUR PLANS.
CG: SO ANYWAYS, QUICK RECAP, I'M GONNA SECURE SOME FORM OF TRANSPORTATION FROM GAMZEE, SAY OUR BRIEF AND TEMPORARY GOODBYES, AND THEN I'LL HEAD TO YOUR FROZEN WORLD SO THAT WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT WE WANNA DO NEXT.
CG: UNTIL THEN
CG: STAY SAFE DON'T COMPLETELY FUCK EVERYTHING UP AND DIE BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE GOD AWFUL.
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