Reprehensible Curs/Curettes

[Enel]

I hate Ganondorf. He has bad taste in women and doesn't share.

I hate Thaal Sinestro. He has bad taste in pubs and his laugh sounds like a kiddie fiddler getting what he wants.

I hate Strazio. I don't even know who you are. Fuck you, Strazio.

I hate Eighteen. She sleeps with Ganondorf but not me? Fuck you, Eighteen. You don't even look Eighteen.

I hate Ronald Deschain. Who the fuck is this guy? Row your fucking boat somewhere else. Pay your respects.

[Ganondorf]

I hate Enel. Dude wiped a booger on me. Dick move, bro.

I hate Gildarts. Think you're so cool cuz you only got one arm? Who do you think you are?!

I hate Mickey Mouse. We have ears, say JEERS!

I hate Guu. Your name sounds suspiciously like poo.

I hate Bowser. You ain't even a dog, bro.

I hate Gilgamesh. *simply shakes his fist to express his unbridled rage*

I hate Jon Snow. Man needs to go to school and learn him something.

I hate Eighteen. Quit slapping me!

I hate everyone else I didn't mention by name! Fuck you!

[Okor]

I hate Victor. He is my rock, my anchor of seething, unbridled rage that tethers me to reality. Every moment that passes I plot our next confrontation, and the horrific deeds I will inflict upon him.

I hate Gilgamesh. A knight in shining armour has never had his mettle tested.

I hate Omni for denying me the sweet release of death.

I hate Carn for being entirely too random and lackadaisical for my tastes.

I hate Axorn for being a half-dragon abomination of science/magic.

I hate Guu for allowing ponies to serve as an integral part of society.

I hate John Conner for hating things that are incapable of responding likewise.

I... hate Retane for... talking like Shatner.... and bragging in every medium... known to man and Namekian.

I hate Alain for aligning so perfectly with the stereotypes of an Edgelord.

I hate Doomguy for being so much better than me.

I hate Nealaphh for being so damn perfect.

Although you're all pretty cool and decent folks.

[spoiler]Except for one of you.[/spoiler]

[Enel]

Man I forgot that reprehensible shit Omni!!! He is the worst of all!!! WHEN I FIND YOU OMNI I'M GOING TO SUMMON YOU A PAIR OF BALLS JUST SO I CAN TWIST THEM OFF

[Strazio Rockwell]

I hate Enel. Wear a shirt you arrogant prick. You're like Gilgamesh, but without the good fashion sense.

I hate Ganondorf. Bastard can't beat me in a fair fight and has to sic his little boy in a green dress and dragon on me.

I hate Gilgamesh. Seriously how big can your ego be? Go fuck yourself.

I hate Dracula. Come out and fight me broooo!

I hate Omni. I want to go home you child.

I hate Wartortle. Little turtle bastard shot me with a nailgun. If I ever find you I'm turning your shell into a soup bowl.

[Mickey Mouse]

I hate Deadpool. That guy made me murder Delsin.

I hate Delsin. That guy made me murder him.

I hate Karl Jak. That guy made me murder people.

I hate Gilgamesh. I'm a better king than him and I'm a goddamn mouse.

I hate Ganondorf. He helped Gilgamesh rip my bff Erza in half with a dragon.

I hate Omni. He kidnapped me.

I hate Pepsiman. He tried to kill Minnie the Rat.

I hate Deadpool. He actually killed Minnie the Rat.

[Deadpool]

Deadpool loves all of you, equally.