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Reprehensible Curs/Curettes - Enel - 08-04-2015
I hate Ganondorf. He has bad taste in women and doesn't share.
I hate Thaal Sinestro. He has bad taste in pubs and his laugh sounds like a kiddie fiddler getting what he wants.
I hate Strazio. I don't even know who you are. Fuck you, Strazio.
I hate Eighteen. She sleeps with Ganondorf but not me? Fuck you, Eighteen. You don't even look Eighteen.
I hate Ronald Deschain. Who the fuck is this guy? Row your fucking boat somewhere else. Pay your respects.
Re: Reprehensible Curs/Curettes - Ganondorf - 08-04-2015
I hate Enel. Dude wiped a booger on me. Dick move, bro.
I hate Gildarts. Think you're so cool cuz you only got one arm? Who do you think you are?!
I hate Mickey Mouse. We have ears, say JEERS!
I hate Guu. Your name sounds suspiciously like poo.
I hate Bowser. You ain't even a dog, bro.
I hate Gilgamesh. *simply shakes his fist to express his unbridled rage*
I hate Jon Snow. Man needs to go to school and learn him something.
I hate Eighteen. Quit slapping me!
I hate everyone else I didn't mention by name! Fuck you!
Re: Reprehensible Curs/Curettes - Okor - 08-04-2015
I hate Victor. He is my rock, my anchor of seething, unbridled rage that tethers me to reality. Every moment that passes I plot our next confrontation, and the horrific deeds I will inflict upon him.
I hate Gilgamesh. A knight in shining armour has never had his mettle tested.
I hate Omni for denying me the sweet release of death.
I hate Carn for being entirely too random and lackadaisical for my tastes.
I hate Axorn for being a half-dragon abomination of science/magic.
I hate Guu for allowing ponies to serve as an integral part of society.
I hate John Conner for hating things that are incapable of responding likewise.
I... hate Retane for... talking like Shatner.... and bragging in every medium... known to man and Namekian.
I hate Alain for aligning so perfectly with the stereotypes of an Edgelord.
I hate Doomguy for being so much better than me.
I hate Nealaphh for being so damn perfect.
Although you're all pretty cool and decent folks.
[spoiler]Except for one of you.[/spoiler]
Re: Reprehensible Curs/Curettes - Enel - 08-05-2015
Man I forgot that reprehensible shit Omni!!! He is the worst of all!!! WHEN I FIND YOU OMNI I'M GOING TO SUMMON YOU A PAIR OF BALLS JUST SO I CAN TWIST THEM OFF
Re: Reprehensible Curs/Curettes - Strazio Rockwell - 08-05-2015
I hate Enel. Wear a shirt you arrogant prick. You're like Gilgamesh, but without the good fashion sense.
I hate Ganondorf. Bastard can't beat me in a fair fight and has to sic his little boy in a green dress and dragon on me.
I hate Gilgamesh. Seriously how big can your ego be? Go fuck yourself.
I hate Dracula. Come out and fight me broooo!
I hate Omni. I want to go home you child.
I hate Wartortle. Little turtle bastard shot me with a nailgun. If I ever find you I'm turning your shell into a soup bowl.
Re: Reprehensible Curs/Curettes - Mickey Mouse - 08-06-2015
I hate Deadpool. That guy made me murder Delsin.
I hate Delsin. That guy made me murder him.
I hate Karl Jak. That guy made me murder people.
I hate Gilgamesh. I'm a better king than him and I'm a goddamn mouse.
I hate Ganondorf. He helped Gilgamesh rip my bff Erza in half with a dragon.
I hate Omni. He kidnapped me.
I hate Pepsiman. He tried to kill Minnie the Rat.
I hate Deadpool. He actually killed Minnie the Rat.
Re: Reprehensible Curs/Curettes - Deadpool - 08-06-2015
Deadpool loves all of you, equally.