OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes

[Jak Mar]

@Cat- Hope you don't mind.. I'm a fun guy to be around.. Still hope nobody can read this though except us.

[Guu]

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Guu
@Cat Considering my ask blog lost traffic, I’ll chat with you. My e-mail address is in my profile.


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Guu
@Cat Little busy at the moment, but I’ll respond when I have a free moment. #seeya


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Kara Ava
Is he in Ambrosia? @Adam Gaite


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Chagrin Fleece
@Kara Ava Just because he encountered some Orcs, doesn’t automatically mean he’s in Ambrosia.


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Kara Ava
@Chagrin Fleece His status states he’s in the Tangled Green. His tweets came around the time of the attack.


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Darling Moonlight
@Adam Gaite Welcome to Ambrosia!


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Jerry Kurro
@Chagrin Fleece He mentioned firing off two shots. I heard exactly two shots towards the end of the battle.


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Avery Sundry
@Adam Gaite Welcome to Ambrosia!!! <3


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Scott Heart
@Adam GaiteWelcome to Ambrosia! Hit me up some time. Always good hang out with someone who travels! #stories


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Chagrin Fleece
You’re all going to look silly when this turns out to be a misunderstanding.


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Auburn
Ah, so Adam is our mystery shooter! I was wondering who that was!


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Guu
@Adam Gaite Welcome to Ambrosia. Thank you for your help, I’ll greet you personally a little later. Little busy at the moment.


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Chagrin Fleece
@Guu …Holy shit #igotrekt


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Dash Weathers
This just in! Famed Minnie Mouse has taken refuge in Ambrosia! She is currently meeting with the princess as we speak!


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Shady Valient
@Minnie Mouse @Adam Gaite Welcome to Ambrosia!


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Moogle Lookin' Good
@Minnie Mouse If you ever want to ditch your hubby, I’m always down for some Moogle on Mouse action!


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Nathan Killin
@Adam Gaite Huge fan of your blog. You’re cool, like me. #totallyawesome


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Nathan Killin
@Dash Weathers WE HAVE MINNIE MOUSE HERE? OMG! KFEJFEOEWWFFJENJEFEJEKW #iwetmyself


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Chagrin Fleece
@Dash Weathers Should we be really advertising the fact we are harboring a known criminal?


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DJ Moogle
@Chagrin Fleece It’s cool, we can take any bounty hunters that come along.


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Chagrin Fleece
@DJ Moogle But wouldn’t the empire come after us themselves?


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DJ Moogle
@Chagrin Fleece Ha, they’re only guilty for harming stormtroopers. If they went after everyone who’d one that, they’d be flat broke.


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Chagrin Fleece
@DJ Moogle …point taken.


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DJ Moogle
@David Gaite @Minnie Mouse Party at the dance hall tomorrow night! Both of you are invited as honored guests!


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Hadi Strumheart
@DJ Moogle Woo!


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Moogle Lookin' Good
@Hadi Strumheart Need a date for the party?


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Rali Strumheart
@Moogle Lookin’ Good You’re dead, you know that?


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Moogle Lookin' Good
@Rail Strumheart Chill

[Ari]

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Cat
@Guu Th-thanks Guu! I appreciate that. I-it's okay if you can't respond soon, I'm just happy that people are talking to me.

[Guu]

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Dash Weathers
Three new shops open in Ambrosia! Like guns, swords, and groceries? Learn more tonight!


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Dash Weathers
Ambassadors from the Horsemen come to Ambrosia! Diplomacy is a great success! Watch tonight's program for more!


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Dash Weathers
Are the rumors true? Is Guu really pregnant? Is Guu really 10-years-old? Would we be we really be shocked by any of these answers? Find out more later!


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Dash Weathers
Tonight, I finally settle the debate: Sty and Fry vs. The Loco Lobos. Which one is the best restaurant in the Ambrosia?


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Dash Weathers
Minor internet celebrity stumbles into Ambrosia! More tonight!


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Cain Retri
Does anyone even watch the Dash Weathers broadcasts?


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Darling Moonlight
@Cain Retri ...I can't really say that I do.


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Zack Camelon
@Cain Retri Who would? Based on the length of most of his reports, you get most of the story from the tweets.


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Dash Weathers
@Zack Camelon Ouch... double ouch...


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Mina the Pig
@Dash Weathers I watch them!


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Bonita
@Mina No you don't...


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Mina the Pig
@Bonita Shush Linda! I'm trying to cheer him up! #effort


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Dash Weathers
Well fine! I guess Ambrosia doesn't need my skill... I'll just take it elsewhere...


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Ace Moogle
@Dash Weathers HOLD IT! If they really don't watch your programs, how do they know it sucks to begin with, kupo?


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Dash Weathers
@Ace Moogle ...


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Ace Moogle
@Dash Weathers They watch because you are a guiding light of this city kupo! They look up to you to find the news stories they missed out on kupo!


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Bonita
@Ace Moogle Mina really doesn't watch it. She gets all her news from gossip.


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Mina the Pig
@Bonita Shhh, an important thing is happening!


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Dash Weathers
@Ace Moogle OBJECTION! If I'm really that important, then why do they mock me so?


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Ace Moogle
@Dash Weathers TAKE THAT! They mock you because they want you to improve, kupo!


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Dash Weathers
@Ace Moogle #shockreaction


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Ace Moogle
@Dash Weathers Where they lack in tact, they make up in big hearts and a love for this city and all it's quirks. #love #kupo


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Dash Weathers
@Ace Moogle I don't know what to say...


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Ace Moogle
@Dash Weathers Say you'll never give up, because we're all counting on you kupo!


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Dash Weathers
@Ace Moogle Thank you! I'll never give up! #resolute


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Slowpoke
@Zack Camelon OH NO HE DIDN'T!

[Albert Wesker]

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The Check Man
Man I'm really glad I wasn't programmed with a functionality to smell things. Bet the scent of burning garbage and decrepit building is nasty.


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The Check Man
@KeepOnGuard I LIVE IN A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD THAT'S WHY


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The Check Man
Jeeze, you make one comment about raging fires and automatically people start giving you shit over it. #whatthefuck


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The Check Man
And here I thought I had gotten away from this when I was summoned here. Nobody even knew the stigma about Heel Navis here. GUESS I FUCKING DIDN'T. #judgmentalassholes #peoplesuck


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The Check Man
I may have gotten a little angry in that last tweet. I in no way meant to imply that EVERYONE sucks or is an asshole of the judgmental variety.


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The Check Man
@Mister Rogers No one's ever told me that before. I'm not sure if you're serious or just mocking me, but I'll choose to believe it was sincere. Thank you.


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CRASH AND BURN
@The Check Man FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS AND SHIT AND GET BACK HERE. MY PATIENCE RAN OUT YESTERDAY.


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The Check Man
@CRASH AND BURN My ever-eloquent partner in crime beckons me back. So I must go, I guess. #shit #ihatemyjob

[Roger Smith]

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Adam Gaite
i was not prepared for this volume of pleasant reception and welcome.


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Adam Gaite
quite possibly my fault for never exposing myself to any sort of human interaction more than strictly necessary before I got to this place. #hindsight


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Adam Gaite
regardless, uh....yeah. thanks for the general welcome.


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Adam Gaite
i'm just...gonna go back to hangin' out with some penguins now.


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Adam Gaite
guns to shoot. y'know.

[Gildarts]

Ambrosia before Molly see’s Gildarts’ on the news channel

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Molly Mae
Has anyone seen a tall idjiot? #searchingspree


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Molly Mae
Ya know, he’s tall, has two silver limbs, swept back orange hair and well, has that charismatic charm that all the ladies fa-


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Molly Mae
Fall for. #!40Charactersofhell


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Molly Mae
Gildarts... Where are you? #mysearchingspreecontinues


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Molly Mae
@Dear Agnès HELP! #HELP!


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Molly Mae
Where is Gildarts? #missingPrime #missingGinger


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Molly Mae
If you are reading this Gildarts, I swear, you better not be dead. #NOTamused


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Molly Mae
Just found @Guu. You’re in trouble now #Gildarts #I’mtelling #moremochi


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Molly Mae
SEA BUNNIES ARE REAL. #Adreamcometrue


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Molly Mae
And SO cute <3 [Picture] #toocuteforyou


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Molly Mae
Wow, Ambrosia is beautiful. #gorgeous


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Molly Mae
[Picture] My new home. #Gildarts #Ambrosia #dreamcometrue


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Molly Mae
PINK. PINK EVERYWHERE. THERE’S EVEN A PINK PRINCESS #Favoritecolor #Pinkandpurple


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Molly Mae
Gildarts is just evil for keeping this place to himself for so long #primes


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Molly Mae
OMG THERE ARE FREAKIN’ ORCS OUTSIDE #GREENHORROR #BEHOLDFEAR


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Molly Mae
@Sylvia, I’m getting scared. Why did you have to leave me to pee? #necessities #GREENHORROR

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Molly Mae
GILDARTS HOW ARE YOU ON TV BUT YOU WON’T EVEN BOTHER TO SEND ME A TXT MESSAGE? #FuriousMOLLYMAE #Yougon’pay #ONN #meme[/spoiler]

Secondaries of Bar in the Town with No Name, before it was torn to shreds in “Alliances Formed in Blood” Bandits and shiz. There’s also Christa.

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Christa Adams
Another day, another too few fucking bullets. #reload #relife


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Christa Adams
So... To steal someone’s lunch money, or to steal their breakfast? #tobeornottobe #thatisthequestion


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Bargoer
*walks into a bar* Bandits. Bandits everywhere.


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Bargoer
Lookie here. Bitch knows Shakespeare. #welcometothemultiverse


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Christa Adams
Ugh. Need a drink. Well actually, like ten. #truth #FML


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Christa Adams
I’ll have one whiskey please.


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Smitty
@Christa That ain’t how it works here.


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Christa Adams
@Smitty AND JUST WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? #rulesareMEANTtobebroken #FUCK YOU


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Smitty
@Christa I’m the bartender. #youronmyturf #waytooverreact


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Christa Adams
@Smitty OH why didn’t you jus’ say so? #mysincerestapologiesbarmaster


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Christa Adams
#Myfavoritepersondidn’thavetowalkintothebar #hewasalreadythere #oldwivestale


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Christa Adams
@Smitty, One whiskey, light on the rocks. Don’t fuck it up. #orders


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Smitty
@Christa That isn’t how this works... Ugh. #submissive #pourin’shit #Idon’tgetpaidenoughtodealwithmercenaries


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Bargoer
@Christa So, you new in town?


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Christa Adams
@Bargoer The fuck is it to you?


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Bargoer
@Christa Fiesty. I like it.


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Christa Adams
@Bargoer Learn how to spell, bitch. #onetoomany #learnhowtotakeashot


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Christa Adams
Say your prayers, fucker.


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Bargoer
Lookie here. Girl thinks she’s named after Christ.


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Christa Adams
@Bargoer say that to my face you fucking wuss


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Christa Adams
Hear that? That’s the sound of my clip clicking into my gun, bitch. #cracksneck #cracksknuckles


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Christa Adams
@Bargoer I’ll make you regret you were born.


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Bargoer
@Christa Oh yeah? What are you gonna do blondie? Kiss me to death? #girlthinksshe’stoughshit


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Christa Adams
@Bargoer I’ll fucking kill you, bitch.


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TWNN Resident
@Bargoer @Christa hey look it’s Jessie fucking Pinkman #BB #References #multiverse


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Christa Adams
@Bargoer I’ll make you SCREAM like a girl.


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Christa Adams
@Bargoer You can’t see it, but right now I’m taking out my Beretta. #betteraimthanyou’lleverhave #OHH #dis


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TWNN Resident
@Bargoer Fuck man, you better ice that burn #sizzle #shegotyougood,bitch


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Christa Adams
@Bargoer Better start the countdown to your death. It starts in three seconds. Hope you can count to two. #fuckYOU


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Smitty
DARN. Why do people gotta kill people in MY bar. Go to the one across the street. #badbusiness


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TWNN Resident
@Smitty, Breaking bad? #multiverse


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Smitty
@TWNN Resident, No? #confused

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TWNN Resident
Oh, my BAD then. #puns


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Steve
@Smitty It’s the crazy ones that drikn the mots. #gimmeanothr


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Christa Adams
What the hell was that? I’ll be back in a sec. @Smitty, hold my beer.


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Smitty
@Christa but weren’t you drinking whiskey?


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Christa Adams
@Smitty, Exactly. Bleh. #gags #butineverturndownadrink


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Steve
@Smitty what do they call a bartender that drinks his own merchandise? #AWALKINGBAR #haha #toodrungk


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Resident #1
@Steve GO HOME YER DRUNK.


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Steve
@Resident #1 YOU KNOW WHAT? I /WILL/ GO ARCOSS THE SRTEET #fill’erup #yousucksmitty


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Christa Adams
@Smitty I’m back. Made a friend. He’s gonna pay my tab. #preparethegallons #sinning


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Christa Adams
@Smitty @Envy My favorite sin is gluttony, Sorry. #runningwiththedevil


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Smitty
@Christa wouldn’t be surprised if you were holding a knife to his back. But hey, I don’t judge the customers. #moneyisgood


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Christa Adams
@SMITTY SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU FUCKING SCRUB


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Christa Adams
Oh shit. Looks like I’ve got company. This fuckin’ guy in my rearview.


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Christa Adams
Hah, watch me drop-kick this fucker #forfunsies[/spoiler]

Written at or about the ONN news broadcast involving the chaos in coruscant, and the tournament at the Colosseum in Camelot

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Citizen of Coruscant
I’m afraid to leave my house & the streets just aren’t safe anymore #elopetocamelot #ihearthecloudsarenicethere #islandoasis


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Plebeian
@COC I hear Camelot isn’t much better, there’s no where to run to #oppressioneverywhere #uprising


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Plebeian
@COC You are prob better off in the Underverse with Diablo himself. #DISBLOWS #punintended #2punny


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Citizen of Coruscant
Who was that guy who died in the crash? And then what was all that afterwards? #curiosity #camelot


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Another Concerned Citizen
@COC Noclue but one things for sure, his death was staged. It’s a conspiracy man. #hippiewarnsofrevolution



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#1 Fan
I’ll bet ten OM bucks that someone kills that prime straight up. #payday


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#1 Fan
OUCH. That had to hurt.


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Random Bystander #1
OMG who is that guy just lying in the middle of the freakin’ field?

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Random Bystander #2
@RB1 IDK but I think he’s asleep. Or dead. I kind of hope he’s dead.


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Random Bystander #1
@RB2 He’s been like that the whole time, you think he fainted or something?


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Random Bystander #2
@RB1 Nah man, he’s totally dea- HEY WAIT, HE’S GETTING UP! #HYPE #RESURRECTION


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Random Bystander #1
@RB2 OH MAN HE MUST BE A PRIME. No one survives that shit and lives to tell the tale. Hope they got that on instantrply.


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Random Bystander #2
@RB1 You think they have what it takes to slay him #winthatprizeyo’


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Fan #1
OH MAN JUST WATCHED THE NEWS #ONN #YES


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Protestor for Peace
STOP THE GAMES! #endtheviolence #primesandsecondarieshaverights


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Civilian protesting for Primes and ProSecondary Rights
@POP END THIS OPPRESSION! #secondariesarepeopletoo #holdthissignwhileIusetheloo


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Protestor for Peace
THIS WAR NEEDS TO BE OVER. NOT TOMORROW. NOT TODAY. BUT NOW. #UPRISING[/spoiler]

Ambrosia with the arrival of Minnie Mouse!

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Molly Mae
SQUEEE MINNIE MOUSE *dies a happy death* #minniemouse #1fan


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Molly Mae
MET MY IDOL TODAY. Be jealous. [selfie] #minnieMOUSE


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Molly Mae
STILL NO SIGN OF GILDARTS, THOUGH. #missinglink #missingPrime #GINGERSHAVENOSOULSITELLYOU


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Molly Mae
He’s hopeless. #facepalm


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Molly Mae
Anyone seen a big red haired guy? #offeringareward #therewardiscookies #justkiddingnooneiseatingmycookies[/spoiler]

“The road so far” Secondary cast, with Bartender Jimmy, Mary Lou, STEVE and other guest stars!

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My name is NOT Jimmy
I swear if someone calls me Jimmy one more time #shotgunloadedmother[CENSORED]


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Mary Lou
@Jim boy, Don’t you worry hun, Jim’s a good alias for ya after all you’ve been through. Wouldn’t want the LAW gettin’ on your tail. #wink


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Mary Lou
Another day, another death. #don’tfear


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Mary Lou
Been a while since someone has paid me that much. Ah, feels good to be back. #priceoflife


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Mary Lou
Perfect place for me after I relocated. Might even stay a while.. #can’tresist #temptation #TWNN #barsceneisreal


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Mary Lou
Humans love their drinks.


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Mary Lou
The town with no name. Real quaint. #forlornsenseofdeath


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Mary Lou
You should have seen THAT coming, human.


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Mary Lou
Hell, I might even take few with me.


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Mary Lou
#Puns


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Mary Lou
Okay, that was another pun. Anyway, if anyone wants to have some fun, I’m looking for a few Primes to.. “Meet.” #SpotlightSearch


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Mary Lou
All you have to do is sign your name on the dotted line... #grin


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Mary Lou
Looks like my first victim has arrived.


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Mary Lou
Bit of a let down, but hey, beggars can’t be.. Oh wait. #morepunsbecausehell,whynot?


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Mary Lou
Too easy. #candyfromababy


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Mary Lou
The songs they play in places like this. My, humans are so simple #paintitblack


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Mary Lou
Some guy walks into my bar blood covered. 1-That’s MY job. 2-Who the HELL is he? #irony


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Mary Lou
Kind of want to see the look on his face when I rip his daddy’s precious jacket from his cold, dea- Oh wait. Nevermind #conspicuousAF

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Mary Lou
#foreshadowing


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Mary Lou
Too bad my new eye candy can’t stay a while. But of course, souls to sell... #wink #morepuns #sexappeal


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Mary Lou
Oh, so now you’re a bandit too? #Jimmywhyareyoucoverin’forthissonsofa[CENSORED]


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Mary Lou
Spree. And not the kind you think #wink


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My name is NOT Jimmy
Someone’s gonna die. #MaryLou #taken4 #left4dead


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My name is NOT Jimmy
@Mary Lou is my best server. #winkstoMaryLou #insidejoke #inonit #noonesuspectsathing #doubleagent


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My name is NOT Jimmy
Or am I?


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My name is NOT Jimmy
This guy walked into my bar, I asked him how many shots he wanted. He said just one, then I pointed to his wanted poster. #bang #noneedtoreload


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My name is NOT Jimmy
Oh the stories I could tell. #bandits


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Mary Lou
This is too easy. #repeats #wink #charm


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Mary Lou
THAT FUCKER BIT ME. I CANT BELIEVE HE BIT ME #PISSED


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Mary Lou
DREW BLOOD TOO. FILTHY FREAKIN’ MUDBLOOD #seethinghatred #multiverseandharrypotter

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Mary Lou
@Dean Winchester, You crazy son of a [CENSORED] I’ll [CENSORED] you and [CENSORED] your corpse!


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Mary Lou
FUCKING WINCHESTERS. I’ll kill you all. #Summons #becomesyourworstnightmare


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Mary Lou
Okay, I still haven’t gotten over the fact that he FREAKING BIT ME. #hellhathnofury #women’sscorn


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Mary Lou
Putting out a hit on you, Winchester. #preparetoDIE #onedoesn’tsimplyKILLareaper


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Mary Lou
Next time, I’m not JUST going to kill you. Consider yourself warned? No... Maybe, dead. With insurance.


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Mary Lou
When a reaper gets revenge... #singing


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Mary Lou
If I were you, I’d fear for your LIFE, @Dean Winchester.


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Mary Lou
You just won yourself a one-way ticket to hell. #threats #revenge #reaper #puns #seewhatIdidthere?


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Mary Lou
Rematch, Deany? I promise I’ll play rough, and pay you over tenfold. When I slay you, I’ll be famous too. #wink #legendary


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Mary Lou
When you’re in hell, tell your brother I said “hi” #supernatural"knowledge" #hint #where’sSam?[/spoiler]

Last but not certainly not least: Meanwhile, in the Vastly Deeps

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Behemoth
Hello, everyone.


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Behemoth
Offering my services, for a price. #Emailmeandwe’llworkoutadeal


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Behemoth
Any information on the Crimson Wave will be met with a small reward. Location: Vastly Deep.


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Behemoth
Come alone. #Iwillbewaiting #andwatching


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Behemoth
Dead ends. Dead lies. Oh, and a DEAD BODY too. #sadistichumor


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Behemoth
Guy thought he was smart, could get one over on someone who can read minds. Nothing could have been more stupid.


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Behemoth
Dead men tell no tales #smirk


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Behemoth
I’ve met better HORSES than that. Susan was a good horse.


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Behemoth
Laws, death, and redemption. The prices we pay.


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Behemoth
My my, a proposed trade. What ‘ever’ shall I do?


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Behemoth
Got myself a tempting offer, do you think I should take it, @Millie? #DearAgnès


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Behemoth
Interesting response.


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Behemoth
If anyone needs me, I’m leaving Vastly for a while.


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Behemoth
Town With No Name, here I come #plotting #doombefalls #breakingtheLAW?[/spoiler]

[Deadpool]

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Deadpool
MISSING PERSON!!!

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SASUKE UCHIHA[/spoiler]

- Last seen competing in Dante's Abyss. Sasuke Uchiha is of average teenage height and weight. He consistently wears a long collared blue jacket, with a lollipop-looking-ass logo on the back; beige knee-high shorts, which has a black pouched strapped to one leg; tape wraps his calfs down to a pair of blue Air Moses sandals; a headband with a weird insignia covers his entire forehead.

#FindSasuke #MissingNinja #MilkCartonMaterial #Emo #LastAvenger



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Deadpool
People having been asking the same question over and over: Is there a reward? No, I don't care that much about finding him. #FindSasuke #MissingNinja #MilkCartonMaterial #Emo #LastAvenger

[The Grey Man]

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Grey Man Paramilitary Solutions
At first I thought this modded up car was rad, but no vehicles my friend or I make can even do 120mph! I'm used to FTL travel. This just won't do. #gottagofast

[Jim Raynor]

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Ditto
So this is like an email, but everyone can see it? Kids these days. #securityissue #backinmyday


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Ditto
"Wireless" in my world means the radio. How do I even know anyone can see this? #talkingtomyself #imisscables


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Ditto
But seriously, I will own you all one day. Count on it. #worlddomination #teamrocket


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Enigma
Enough, Grandpa. We can see you. Get with the times. #oldpeopleamirite


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Ditto
Ah, Enigma. Funny running into you here. We have some talking to do.


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Skaggs
Get off Twitter Enigma! Shit's going down! #secretplan


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Shingles
How do you guys even find the time to use this? #nolives


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Shingles
Hey! Who changed my profile picture? How do I change it back?


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Shingles
This isn't funny! I don't want no damn cat!


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Tor
Sorry dude, but are you kidding? Your last picture was of some guy with a thousand piercings! He looked like a homicide victim! #gross #steeleverywhere


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Ditto
Ah, thank you for that delightful diversion, Tor. Now I hope you've all been good children while I've been away ...

[Sarah Kerrigan]

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Raal Deathwind
So this is where the sharing of data has managed to evolve to. I'll admit I'm impressed. Such a thing would have been impossible in my world.



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Raal Deathwind
nevermind. I just found out the majority of you use this system for idle chit-chat of the lowest order. I've had discussions with ogres of more substance.


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Raal Deathwind
By the nether, there's so many humans. Too many to count, like a swarm of ants.



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Raal Deathwind
no, seriously, is this a joke? half the non-humans posting here still look just like one
#Why #Seriously? #Killitwithfire


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Raal Deathwind
I'm just going to assume they're here because Omni enjoys watching them die. It's what they're best at.



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Raal Deathwind
It can't be due to any affection for them, because he also brought me here.
#DestroythemforDoomhammer

[SARU]

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Specter
I'm still mad about what happened in Coruscant but I will ensure the promise of my eventual return. You just won't know when it will happen and another thing, once I see the Human in red again, I'll be sure to make it a hell of a time for him. #IWillGetRevenge


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Specter
Oddly, witnessing death for the first time feels weird. Of course I had been seriously injured before but not like that; however be sure as hell that I'm not going to repeat the same mistakes again. #LessonLearned


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Specter
Well, on the contrary, atleast I don't have to deal with Monkey Pink. If it's not her threatening me to be at her concerts, it's something else. Also, I keep telling her that this fangirl relationship will NOT work out. You're my minion dammit! Listen to your orders! #MonkeyPinkIsAnnoying


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Specter
If there are other simians out there, I wouldn't mind their company, especially now. I don't know; maybe it's to the fact that I'm separated from my loyal Piposarus and my elites that I'm feeling this way. #ItsNotEasyBeingTheLeader


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Specter
So I've been in a sour mood, so what? Atleast I know that in due time, it'll get better. There's plenty of opportunities out there waiting. Argh, what am I saying? Damn social network craze. Thanks Pink. #GuiltyPleasure


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Specter
@Ditto As if! All of you pathetic Humans are inferior compared to us simians and don't you forget that! #SimiansWillAlwaysBeSuperior


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Specter
@Raal Deathwind Humans are a plague. That's all you need to know. Speaking from experience, I almost wiped them out multiple times before, only for my plans to get ruined by one or namely two by their kind. One time, a Human boy came in with a little baby monkey as his partner. The mere sight of it was absolutely sickening!

[Tearen Wover]

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CleverUsername
Wow, not even five seconds out of the orb and I get assigned to leg work. #FML #VARIATechShenanigans


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CleverUsername
So apparently Jeltz is a part of something called the Institute now. Also he's calling himself Nealaphh. I will never figure this out.#WhyBother #FuckedAnyway


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CleverUsername
For those of you who don't know, I only have my left arm. Lost the right one after it got mutated, set on fire and impaled.#NotVeryHumerus #ClassicGambitsNight #FuckitMoreHashtags


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CleverUsername
Yes,I am texting and driving. Yes, I do have only one arm.#WhoMadeYouJudge?


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CleverUsername
Just met an albino chick and her dweebish mage friend. It didn't go well.#PrimesRight?


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CleverUsername
Suddenly clowns everywhere.#Figuratively #Literally #Metaphorically?


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CleverUsername
New assignment: Creep on dude with talking sword.#ButWhyThough? #WasteOfTalent #NiceSword


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CleverUsername
Well that's done. Got relieved by some paperweights. Now I gotta go talk to a turtle.#ItsBigTurtle #Apparently #GingerTurtleSpikeMonster #MorePCPThanks


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CleverUsername
Autopilot is good when you only have one arm.#AmputeeLyfe #SweetRide


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CleverUsername
All this ash is going to fuck with my engines. Hope I get to land soon.#AshenSteppes #IfYouHadn'tGuessed


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CleverUsername
Killed a dragon.#NBD


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CleverUsername
Being a Secondary surrounded by five Primes is like being in a tornado#ItSucks #And #ItBlows


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CleverUsername
Actually these cats are pretty chill. I hope they are not the bandits.#StillKilledADragon


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CleverUsername
They are not the bandits. One is also kinda hot. Actually we're all kinda hot.#Lava #ConvectionIssues


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CleverUsername
So you know when you were a kid, and maybe one time you drew a picture of a fort or something? Basically a grey box with battlements? Yeah.#CurrentLocation


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CleverUsername
I lost my ride in the fight with the dragon BTW.#NBD #NotEvenUpset #NotEvenALittle #WhyWouldIBe? #ItHappens #CopingMechanisms #DespairNodulesWarpFactor9


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CleverUsernameUnisex bunkrooms. Reminds me of Switzerland. Also, this Prime chica is an amputee too.#WorseOffThanMe? #IMPOSSIBRU #DOESNOTCOMPUTE

[Sarah Kerrigan]

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Raal Deathwind

Looks like I was recently featured in the news. I wonder if that ever happened in Azeroth?


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Raal Deathwind


@Specter that example would likely have been enlightening if I had any idea what a monkey was.


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Raal Deathwind
And I'm now an honorary troll. Took a lot of time and bodies, but it was a pleasure from start to finish.



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Raal Deathwind

Ugh, humans in every verse. If I didn't have business elsewhere, I'd never leave the ice.
#Frozenfields


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Raal Deathwind
Now I think about it, I'm saddened that the worst that's happened to an alliance race in the last month is a mere few dozen deaths
what a disappointing world


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Zul'kis
You tweet a lot for someone with barely any followers, mon. #spam

[Illidan Stormrage]

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Orion
There. Finally worked this out. Seems like an unsecured network, but may be useful.


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Orion
Dammit. NOVA unit keeps dropping in and out. The signal out here must be shit.


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Orion
I wonder if anyone knows anything about Omni? Judging by the people out here, probably not.


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Orion
Gods, the humidity... I wonder if there's a bar around here.

[Kirano Jr]

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Prince Bowser Jr
So I got to the Omniverse. Bad enough there was no red carpet to welcome my awesome self, but I gotta deal with Stormtroopers? C'mon now?

[Kirano Jr]

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Prince Bowser Jr
So I used my gifted silver toungue to smooth the sitch with the Stormtroopers. Now I'm on my way to The Ashen Stepps.

#1stepclosertomypops

[SARU]

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Specter
@Prince Bowser Jr. Are those Stormtroopers the ones that you saw in the Nexus? If they are, they're weak, it's just that I didn't bother with fighting them. Another thing, you better watch yourself child, someone could come in and cut your moment of triumph before you know it. Believe me.

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DatOneAsshat
So says the albino monkey. I heard the news about you since it's all over Coruscant. Pissed off the judge there, didn't you hotshot?


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Specter
@DatOneAsshat Wow, original name there. You Humans are so pathetic. In fact, I believe that it perfectly describes you and your mere stupidity. Secondly, say that to my face in real life if you can find me.


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Specter
Okay, Vasty Deep. Part of me wonders on what should I do next. I know I would have to return somewhere but not until personal business is done but those people from the Empire has their presence here. How bothersome.

[Lemmy Koopa]

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Ludwig von Koopa
Ah Bach! That pain of a little brother is here. Well, atleast Iggy would watch over him since I'm still busy, however I did hear word of a public interest of a possible tournament going around.


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Ludwig von Koopa
Jr. Troopa is a pain. I'm serious. Even though he's watching out for me, he wouldn't shut up about sweets. The dear child has no manners and the longer I let him stay with me, the more I'm reminded of my little brat brother. #TheLittleAnnoyances


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Ludwig von Koopa
I often wonder if my search is in vain counting the current circumstances. Maybe I should check around the tournament, however, if I need a place to stay, I know where to go especially when I'm in Camelot.



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Ludwig von Koopa
I have been talking alot haven't I? Darn it Wendy. It's you that brought this on to the rest of us..wherever you are. I still have to find the others even though my search has deviated somewhat. I just cannot focus correctly..sometimes I miss playing on my piano in the safety of my own room, but Father insists.

[Illidan Stormrage]

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Orion
Bandits are no match for a saiyan. Clearly. #elitesaiyan


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Orion
Troubling. I seem weaker here. Perhaps I need to train more. #banditsstilldeadthough


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Orion
Worked up an appetite. Not sure what I'm eating, but it's good. #mysterymeat #pleasedontbearlian


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Orion
Found a quaint little town. I wonder if anyone else needs the life punched out of them. #stillangry