OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes

[Guu]

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Guu
Woah, did you guys see that? I know it was on camera, but did you guys see that?


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Guu
I went up to the barracks and I was greeted by Gilgamesh right out the gate. #rivalry


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Guu
We laid down some sick burns on each other, left and right. #soawesome


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Guu
Then just before I can land him with a scorcher, this one guy walked up to us and just blew us both out of the park. #ownedbomb


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Guu
I forgot his name. King Garren?


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Guu
@Gannylova2242 Ganondorf! That’s it!


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Guu
Anyways, I hope Gilgamesh wasn’t hurt too hard from that. #moralitythejoykill


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Guu
Hold on, I think that Ganon guy wants to talk to me.

[Deadpool]

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Pepsi-man
To all loyal Pepsi fans: I am in the barracks, awaiting the start of competition. Remember to stay cool with a nice cold Pepsi product while you’re viewing #DA


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Pepsi-man
Remember, during a competition it is essential to stay hydrated. What better way to do so than with a ice-cold Pepsi beverage? Grab one anywhere in the Danteverse. How? Ask a Syntex employee they’re always glad to help.


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Pepsi-man
Remember, during a competition it is essential to stay hydrated. What better way to do so than with a ice-cold Pepsi beverage? Grab one anywhere in the Danteverse. How? Ask a Syntex employee they’re always glad to help.


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Pepsi-man
Pepsi now has its own ad running over the Dataverse. Stay hydrated, friends! #PepsiIsGod #OmniDrinksPepsi #DA


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Pepsi-man
@Deadpool You may have unfollowed Pepsi, but Pepsi will still follow you; when you are thirsty, Pepsi will be there. #PepsiIsGod #OmniDrinksPepsi




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Aero
Now that I’m in the barracks I can practically taste the competition. I can smell it, that’s for sure. #DA


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Aero
If I run into Eighteen while in the barracks we might duke it out right there. Usually I don’t beat women up (just their box), but she’s an exception. #DA


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Aero
Wish I had another Pepsi right now. That shit was good. #Pepsi

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Pepsi-man
@Aero I am glad to hear you enjoyed your #Pepsi. Good luck to you in the competition, seeker of hydration! #DA #PepsiIsGod #OmniDrinksPepsi


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Aero
@Pepsi-man It tasted good. And thnx. Id say the same, but I don’t. I do want to win afterall. #DA #NoPlaceBut1stPlace

[Guu]

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Trisha
Woah! The ganon guy totally owned that Gilgamesh guy!


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Sylvia du Noir
@Trisha We know, we’re all watching.


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Guu
@Sylvia Du Noir You’re all watching the preshow?


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Sylvia du Noir
@Guu Of course! We’ve all crowded to the Sty & Fry to watch together on their big screen!


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Bonita
@Guu Business is booming. #wereintheom


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Mina the Pig
I haven’t had a moment’s rest x.x


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Sylvia du Noir
@Guu We haven’t seen you on screen since the Gilgamesh thing. What are you doing?


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Guu
@Sylvia Du Noir Oh, i’m in my private room. I’m doing some dataverse surfing before the big event can begin. #pragmatic


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Guu
Got to see the map. Sounds more like an island resort than a world of death and chaos. #juxtaposition


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Guu
Seriously, it’s got two beaches, a diner, a school, even a small village.


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Guu
After he’s done using the island as a death trap, does he intend to turn it into a tourist trap?


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Trisha
@Guu lol


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Guu
Oh yeah, we have a Mickey Mouse as a competitor. That’s a thing.


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Trisha
@Guu Ooh! Don’t forget to get an autograph!


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Guu
@Trisha Will do! #ebay


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Guu
Well, I should focus on this blog post I’m doing. If I don’t get on Twitter before the event starts, good bye everyone! I’ll try to keep in touch in the death pit!


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Sylvia du Noir
@Guu Alright, good luck! We’re all rooting for ya!


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Guu
@Sylvia Du Noir Thank you!


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Trisha
@Guu I meant for me! Get an autograph for me!


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Trisha
@Guu I hope she got that…

[Ganondorf]

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Big Daddy G
Apparently, Karl Jak calls me “Big Daddy G”. Not sure what he means, but I suppose it’ll do as a “handle”, as @Guu calls it. #gowiththeflow


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Big Daddy G
Curse you Dataverse! Tell me your secrets! #knowledgeispower #imtheboss


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Big Daddy G
I figured out this Google @Guu showed me. Sadly, she failed to mention that Googling oneself was a bad idea.#can'tunsee


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Big Daddy G
I think I've been traumatized enough for one day. I'll learn how to work this contraption later. #nightmarefuel #fuckomni

[Jak Mar]

@OrangeLightning here, folks... Sitting near a tv, getting somewhat nervous.... I just got handed a ranking paper sheet... things don't look good on paper... but I still think he has a chance.. #thisdeviceisweird


@OrangeLightning, Hey Ladies! Come check out the Demolution Duo sometime, I'm the Hero ya know!... #Ratingssuck #KeeponfightingJak

[Deadpool]

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Pepsi-man
With the competition fast-approaching, I choose to spend my last quiet hours alone in my room, enjoying a brisk Pepsi product. How do you DA? #StayHydrated #PepsiIsGod #OmniDrinksPepsi #DA #HowDoYouDA?


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Pepsi-man
A picture is worth a thousand words; a Pepsi is worth a thousand taste. #StayHydrated #PepsiIsGod #DA #HowDoYouDA? #OmniDrinksPepsi


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Pepsi-man
My presence in Dante’s Abyss shall show the fortitude of Pepsi products. I am a beacon to those who are thirsty! #StayHydrated #PepsiIsGod #DA #HowDoYouDA? #OmniDrinksPepsi


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Russell
@Pepsi-man Just wanted to say: keep it up! You have a huge fan base, here in Coruscant, and we’re all rooting for you! Go Pepsi! Go Pepsi-man!!! #GoPepsi!


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Pepsi-man
@Russell Thank you, seeker of hydration! And remember, stay hydrated! #HowDoYouDA? #PepsiIsGod #OmniDrinksPepsi #DA #StayHydrated


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Pepsi-man
I just wanted to bid good luck to my fellow competitors! Stay hydrated out there! #StayHydrated #PepsiIsGod #OmniDrinksPepsi #DA #HowDoYouDA?

[Jak Mar]

@OrangeLightnin- So my boy's up... !

[Jak Mar]

Wait...what? Jak won his first F2F? That's it @OrangeLightning's officially selling #TeamJak shirts.

[Jak Mar]

@OrangeLightnin- .... Ugh... What time is It?

Jak if you are reading this, Somehow Crona isn't dead. Said so on the tv here.

[Jak Mar]

@OrangeLightning is watching the tv intensely... Wait... Jak is in another F2F? Against this Alain guy?

Come'n Jak... He shakes the tv.... Jak wins the next fight but his arm is injured....

Jak? JAK? He won again?! He stopped as he noticed Jak's arm was slightly injured while on tv... "Be careful out there, Jak... Please.."

[Ganondorf]

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Big Daddy G
2 definite victories, 1 unfortunate loss, and 1 possible tie. Not bad for Day 1. #stillhurtsthough


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Argh! Accursed Dataverse! Why does it plague me with so many links?! #dontlikethatguy #unlesshereadsthis


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Big Daddy G
Still wish I had been able to get that hammer. With something like THAT at my disposal, the outcome of DA would be certain. #OP


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Big Daddy G
Some people ask me if I prefer Ganon or Ganondorf. My reply is always the same: How dare you speak to me? #stolenfromameme


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Big Daddy G
Jak should just call me the winner now. What chance do the others have, when even Link chooses to fight with me rather than against me? #ToP

[Jak Mar]

@OrangeLightning here... Hey, how did this Ganon guy get in my messages? #Notfollowinghim

Wait...wait... Did he just trash talk us?


#darxkman here, Dax keep cheerin'... I'm watching you from my location.

[Ganondorf]

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Big Daddy G
So, I just killed a bear with my "bear: hands #bearpuns



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Big Daddy G
Link and I "bearly" made it out of that one in one piece. #bearpuns


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Big Daddy G
"Bear" with me a moment here, but I "bearly" contain my excitement! #bearpuns #beatingadeadhorse


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Big Daddy G
Can someone please tell me why the Dataverse is so fascinated with cats?#dogsarebetter

[Guu]

Made during first phase of DA

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Trisha
Ooh! Guu is already in a fight!


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Sylvia du Noir
@Trisha Oh crap, that can’t be good for her. Fight right out the gate.


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Trisha
@Slvia du Noir It was against some other monarch. She totally kicked her butt!


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Sylvia du Noir
@Trisha Watching the replay right now. She’s surprisingly good with that shield.


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Trisha
@Slvia du Noir She was trying to manipulate our Guu, she had what was coming to her! #justice


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Sylvia du Noir
@Trisha I dunno, kind of overkill. But I guess it’s the nature of the game. #dantesabyss


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Mina the Pig
That girl she’s with is really cute! <333


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Bonita
@Mina The one with the horrific monster behind her?


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Mina the Pig
@Bonita Yep! I want to hug her! ^^


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Bonita
@Mina Eh, whatever floats your boat I guess.


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Trisha
That luffy is hawt! #cuteboi


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Sylvia du Noir
@Trisha …I never get your tastes in men. #strange


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Trisha
Gildarts is in this! OMG! Go Gildarts!


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Trisha
Oh my gosh! Desco and Guu are so cute together! I ship them already!


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Sylvia du Noir
@Trisha #idiot

Made during second phase of DA

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Trisha
@Slvia du Noir Guu got attacked in the night!


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Sylvia du Noir
@Trisha I’m watching the recap right now. I can’t believe they cut that guy’s hand off.


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Trisha
@Slvia du Noir Yeah, that was pretty shocking!


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Aromatisse
Such violence! This isn’t a good image for our princess! #publicimage


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Sylveon
@Aromatisse Relax, it’s good television! #ratings


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Aromatisse
@Sylveon Sigh, it’s all about the sensationalism with you. What about the craft?


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Sylveon
@Aromatisse Why do you think I have you on staff?


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Aromatisse
@Sylveon …Touche #gotmethere


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Trisha
Flash is the first one dead! I guess he wasn’t cut for the chase! #puns


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Sylvia du Noir
@Trisha #facepalm


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Trisha
Another fight with Guu? This is never ending! #worry


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Sylvia du Noir
@Trisha I’m glad she’s not going into this alone.


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Mina the Pig
Woah, that Luffy guy sent that girl flying! I wonder if Guu could do that!


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Trisha
@Slvia du Noir Wow, she hasn’t even taken any damage yet! #BAMF


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Sylvia du Noir
I worry what exposing Guu to all this violence will do to her psyche. She maybe our princess, but she is still a child.


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Trisha
Awww, Guu taking care of his crew members. #caringindivisual


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Sylvia du Noir
Gildarts hasn’t seen any fights yet! Aww, I wanted to see what he looked like in combat. x.x;

Made during third phase of DA

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Sylvia du Noir
I’m glad the afternoon is being a bit more forgiving. Our princess needs the rest.


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Trisha
@Slvia du Noir No action though… #sliceoflife


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Trisha
Swimming lessons! D’awwwww <3 #socute


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Mina the Pig
@Bonita This reminds me of the time we went to the beach! Remember when we went to the beach, Millie?


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Bonita
@Mina How could I forget? We were attacked my a gyarados 5 minutes after we took the picture. Didn’t even finish that ice cream…


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Mina the Pig
@Bonita Yeah #fondmemories


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Trisha
Woah! That thing Luffy caught was huge!


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Sylvia du Noir
@Trisha He’s even feeding the team. He’s pretty useful… well when he’s not navigating at least.


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Trisha
More swimming lessons! #socute


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Trisha
OMG! She just asked Desco to join Ambrosia and she accepted! #Ambrosiarules


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Sylvia du Noir
@Trisha Huh… I’ll have to get used to the tentacles, But she’d fit in well here, that’s for sure.


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Trisha
Yay! I’m so excited! #hype

Made during fourth phase of DA

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Trisha
Oh no! The rain! Get to cover! D:


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Sylvia du Noir
Did she just turn into his jacket?


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Trisha
@Ganondorf Because cats are adorable! #nuffsaid

[Violet]

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violetCU
Oh, almost forgot all about this. Probably not a good idea to use it in the rain. Hope it's waterproof.



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violetCU
Rain sucks.



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violetCU
How fucking long do these things last? It's been raining for hours. I heard thunder and saw a huge bolt of lightning nearby. Scared the pants off me.


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violetCU
Wet jeans are the devil. I don't know what I hate more: rain or chafed thighs. #thickgirlproblems



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violetCU
Are we there yet? Ugh. Well, at least my boots are waterproof. Poor Blink, I can hear her shoes squishing and she's maaaaaaad. :(


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violetCU
Still climbing. Still wet. If the people don't kill me, the pneumonia will. #fml

[Ganondorf]

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Big Daddy G
Well... THAT was unpleasant.#stillkilledacouplethough


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Big Daddy G
Arms broken. Bleeding. Link isn't in much better shape. Things aren't looking good.


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Big Daddy G
Kneeling in the mud, trying not to die. Thanks Omni! #fuckomni


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Big Daddy G
@Trisha Until they piss in your shoes and leave a dead animal on your rug.


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Big Daddy G
@OrangeLightning Uh... don't know who you are... OH! I meant Karl Jak. My mistake.

[Lubbock]

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Lubbock
Uhm... Hi? This is... New, to say the least...


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Lubbock
Oh, hey! This... 'Google' thingy has photos of me! And rather badass ones too...


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Lubbock
I... I think I'm getting the hang of this! #whatthehellarethese? #confused

[Lubbock]

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Lubbock
Right then! I do not believe I need to introduce myself here. Most of you should already know who I am... #alainsanass #damnitfourarmedmonster #arethesethingstoolong?


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Lubbock
Ah right! I get it now! They're supposed to be pretty short! My mistake! #fail #imstupid


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Lubbock
Well, on my way to Frozen Fields with Alain (yeah, yeah, call me a hypocrite) and Gin! I'm gonna ride some Dragons! I hope... There are Dragons there, right? #dragons #helpme


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Lubbock
Wait, Alain's got a weird two-wheeled, super fast machine? Don't have them where I'm from, we just have horse and cart and the occasional Danger Beast... Oh wait, you guys don't know what
thy are... #failagain #omnigetdangerbeasts #wantalainsmachine

[Lubbock]

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Lubbock
Well... Wonder how everything's going in DA... #bored #ginwillyouhurry?


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Oh! Well, look what I found! This seems pretty nifty... #lubbocksuspectsnothing


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Lubbock
@___ who the heck is this? What the - I never did this 'following' thing with you! #confused #kickthisguysass


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___
@___ come on, you know me, Lubbock. Right? #stupid #pervert #hedoesntgetit


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Lubbock
I'm stupid and a dumbass! I don't even realise what's happening! #thinkaboutitstupid


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Lubbock
Oh... Syur - I mean, I don't know you! Just, leave me alone! #damnitsyura #voicesinmyhead #imfrickinginsane

[Gildarts]

Posted from th VD, and FF as secondaries (that Gildarts has encountered on his short voyages) gather to watch DA begin. The updated list of contestants flash on the screen showing the battle that will soon commence. And perhaps later they get a glimpse of their favorite Prime

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Normal Citizen
Hey look, at the TV! It's volcano man!


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Molly Mae
WHAT? That Prime joined the island thing and didn’t tell me? #baka #pissedtenyearold


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Molly Mae
So that’s where he went. But shouldn’t I have seen him on my way back? #stoodup


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Martha
@Gildarts is that you I see on the screen?


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Martha
Guess he’s having another adventure while I tend to flowers.


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Billy
When I grow up I’m gonna be just like @Gildarts!


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Behemoth’s Alias
That idiot #Gildarts


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Behemoth’s Alias
@Gildarts good luck


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Ursula
He better win. Or else I’ll have to wait for his respawn to kill him.


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Pirate Red
Aye, he looks familiar. Should be the brawl of a lifetime though


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Grandad Troll Champion
@Gildarts Don’t bring shame on the name of the troll people! #Imserious


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Droggle the Troll
@Gildarts, Brother! May you battle the best! Do not forget to have a drink with me after! #haha #wishingyouthebest