OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes

[Gildarts]

The following Tweets are posted about Gildarts by the Secondaries of the Volcano Island (mob) after Gildarts blew up the volcano in the thread ‘Needless Carnage’ #VastlyDeep

PIRATE TALES

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Frank Vinzwela
THE VOLCANO IS ERUPTING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! #fear #Omni’srage


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Georgie Matzuda
Suddenly the shaking stopped! We’re saved, and the lava only hit @Frank’s cabbage cart. Poor Frank #Nocasualties #cartcasualties


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Frank Vinzwela
It wasn’t the volcano! It was an outsider! HIS fault! A shipwrecked pirate with red hair and a black cloak! Everyone in town meet at the coastline courtyard for the fight of your life #defendtheisland


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Georgie Matzuda
@Frank I think he’s a pirate of the Crimson Wave
#themoreyouknow #yourgoingtohell


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Frank Vinzwela
@Georgie Mazuda Wait. WHAT happened to my cabbage?!


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Georgie Matzuda
@Frank don’t shoot the messenger, shoot the b@$%*#! that did that to your cabbage cart #deadman


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Frank Vinzwela
@Georgie Matzuda YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! NOOOOO! MY CABBAGES!


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Georgie Matzuda
@Frank R.I.P.


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Georgie Matzuda
OKAY guys, the angry mob is FINALLY ready, where’s the darn pirate? #assemble #pitchforksandtorchestosaute


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Frank Vinzwela
HOW COULD HE HAVE ESCAPED? That dirtbag will pay, Crimson Wave or not, even if I have to call the Empire to do it! #Onlydeathwillsuffice #citizensofVolcanoIslandwillbeavenged #mycabbage


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Sal of Volcano Island
@Frank no way #thaman #empirestrikes


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Frank Vinzwela
@Sal you watch! #determined


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Sal of Volcano Island
@Frank Oh, I’ll watch alright #death


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CHIMICHANGAS
@Frank I saw him land on the island on the head of CRETUS! That’s right, the same deadly sea serpent that took out an entire Empire fleet! #Yerdead #revenge


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Frank Vinzwela
@CHIMICHANGAS he must be a prime—We as secondaries and natives to this island can’t just sit around and watch anyone with power stomp our homes and cabbage! All PRIMES must be stopped! #revolution


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Georgie Matzuda
@Frank whoa man, don’t take this too far. It was just cabbage.


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Frank Vinzwela
@Georgie Matzuda JUST CABBAGE? How could you say such a thing? This is about our RIGHTS as citizens of the Omniverse! Plus, it was MY cabbage. #beautifulcabbage

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Georgie Matzuda
@Frank it isn’t the Prime’s fault you parked it underneath a rock. Reblogging this. #idiots #fetishes


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Frank Vinzwela
@Georgie Matzuda You’ll see! All of you will! I’ll get my revenge on all the Primes that trapped us here! Not just this island, BUT THE WORLD! #deathtoprimes #powertothapeople #downwithomni #secondariesnotsecondarycitizens #mycabbage

[Eileen the Crow]

Made during the initial trip during Four Tasks for the Chosen

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Chosen of Astora
Narrow path, do NOT try rolling



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Chosen of Astora
Gorgeous View, try jumping



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Chosen of Astora
All clear, nary troll or Wampa



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Chosen of Astora
No Cobalt here, try again

[Gildarts]

Posted by secondary guards of Impel Down and The Storm Troopers that captured Gildarts

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Normal Guard Kibbos
Just another normal day underwater. Man I wish I had taken that intern job in Camelot #floatingislands #hotwitches


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Normal Guard Kibbos
The pay ain’t great and I have to look at these ugly faces all day but when it all comes down to it, I got food on the table. #thankomniday


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Normal Guard Kibbos
Got a few new prisoners in today, man they are lucky the Admiral isn’t here to beat em’ in a greeting. But Sir Siege does a good job at that for him. #almostdeath


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Normal Guard Kibbos
@Behemoth’s at it again. That idiot -.- #nochance #failseverytime


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Normal Guard Kibbos
I wonder if Omni would ever give a secondary immortality, after all that Karl guy got pretty lucky and hit the jackpot. Maybe he would hire me if I applied? #experience #paradise #islandhotties

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Normal Guard Kibbos
The tiers below are a lot more dangerous than they seem, I lucked out and they gave me an easy job in comparison as to what is faced below. #tierone #security #hangout #passthepopcorn


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Normal Guard Kibbos
Anyone want some popcorn? #lonelyinthecavesofthedeep


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Normal Guard Kibbos
So I’m reading the new guy’s records. They have to be fabricated, this one says that one guy blew up a volcano? Nah, not real. One of those old Pirate Tales. Not even the Empire’s state-of-the-art cannons can do that. #callingyourlies


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Normal Guard Kibbos
These people are all wimps. My MOTHER could beat them with her pinkie toe! #beast #lovememother #shesapiratebutdonttelltheadmiral


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Normal Guard Kibbos
Truth is... One of the prisoners is dating my sister #shock #shame #noragrets


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Normal Guard Kibbos
I may or may not be drukn on duyt #brag #imepldown


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Normal Guard Kibbos
@BEHEMOTH THAT BASTARD!! Not again! #facepalm #youidiot #you’vedoneitthistime

The same trio of stormtroopers visiting martha’s shop in Costa Del Sol

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Stormtrooper Gray: Leader
@Martha’s shop who wants to have a tea party? #sadisticgrin


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Stormtrooper Gray: Leader
okay now we’ve searched all over the place, where is she? That Prime isn’t here to protect her so she is ours!#claimed #empireproperty #mine


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Stormtrooper Gray: Leader
What’s this? There’s a red bike here? Huh.. A basket... Paperboy? #clues #sherlockholmes #detective


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Stormtrooper Orange
OUCH! That had to hurt! Imagine a broom in that nook! Jeez this kid knows his stuff #Kidsnowadays #goodol’days #youthwastedontheyoung


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Stormtrooper Orange
Don’t worry boss @Stormtrooper Gray: Leader we won’t tell HQ you got beat up by a ten year old #ha


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Stormtrooper Gray: Leader
@Stormtrooper Orange you /just/ did #facepalm #shame #I’ll loose my rank for this


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Stormtrooper Orange
@Stormtrooper Gray: Leader Naw boss, we’ll tell em’ it was that same Prime, ya know, the one that bribed you


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Stormtrooper Gray: Leader
@Stormtrooper Orange Don’t you remember we put him behind bars? #bravecitizens


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Stormtrooper Gray: Leader
@Stormtrooper Orange I’m going to kill you. When you least expect it. #enraged #assassin


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Stormtrooper Orange
@Stormtrooper Gray: Leader OH Yeah boss! He didn’t put up much of a fight, you sure it was the same dude? #badassesneverdie

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Stormtrooper Gray: Leader
@Stormtrooper Orange What? Of course it was the same dude, I never forget a face, especially when I have clones with the same face. My observation skills are as keen as they come #Watson!


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Stormtrooper Orange
@Stormtrooper Grey: Leader Oh sure they are boss, just like when they observed that broom to the ... Well.. no need to scar the kiddies minds who are reading this.


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Stormtrooper Orange
@Stormtrooper Gray Its not good to put your assassination plots on the Dataverse. #andyoucallmeanidiot


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Stormtrooper Gray
@Stormtrooper Orange Hey wait a minute, you underestimating my leadership skills? I’m the best that’s why we caught him! #empiresfinest


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Stormtrooper Orange
@Stormtrooper Gray Who me? No.. never... #sarcasm #freedomofCENSORED


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Stormtrooper Orange: Leader
Wonder what that Prime is up to now? He DID get put in the worst prison in history. #ImpelDown #shouldn’tmesswithDeepTroopers #empirestrikes #dominance #Imthenewbossnow

Meanwhile at Impel Down...

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Normal Guard Kibbos
UGH! Won’t they turn off the alarm clock sirens already? I already ahve the worst hangover ever #thankomniforcoffee #kelpdoesn’thelp #thiskindofpain


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Normal Guard Kibbos
OH, so @Behemoth didn’t make the alarm go off this time, It was that other guy(lyingvolcanodude) or perhaps a rupture from outside. There are some aquatic threats down here. Hopefully the Admiral doesn’t find out about this... #kraken #davyjoneslocker


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Warden Siege
OW. Ever since the fresh meat came in my hand has been killing me! #typingwithonehand #opposablethumbs #stupidprisoners #icanstilltaserpeoplewithonehand


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Warden Siege
OHSH*T We’ve sprung a leak! No prisoners escaped and it was a Tier one breach so we fixed it in record time #Saved #myjob #admiralwon’tcome

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Warden Siege
Whew! There were no casualties in the break, thank goodness. That way I can beat the life out of them. Not sure how the two prisoners stayed submerged in the water for ten minutes until we retrieved them with scuba troopers. They must’ve held their breath #nomasksthough #callsherlock


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Warden Siege
Hazing reminds me of my ol’ sorority days... #collegelyfe #alltheboysintheyard


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Warden Siege
I get the best food down here, but it always takes the pizza man WAY longer than 30 min. to deliver #omniwhyyounosummon #secondarycitizens #problems #drama #coldpizzaisevil #notipbecauseI’Mevil


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Normal Guard Kibbos
WHAT THE HELL! The alarms are at it again! Stupid technology #malfunctions #empiresfinest


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Warden Siege
YOU IDIOTS! The Admiral will have my head for this #thethreefearsofawarden #death #banishment #shame

[Doomguy]

After Doomguy made the deal with LT. Jones

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Doomguy
So, I've spent the last few days living with stormtroopers. They have a barracks down on 6th's street, next to the coffee shop.


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Doomguy
Thought, you know, learn about them, get to know them. They are soldiers, after all. Maybe they're not all that bad #understanding


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Doomguy
Nope, they are all assholes. Jackass city down here, population: about 200 dick weasels. In plastic white armor


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Doomguy
Surprise, the organisation that's called "the Empire" is full of corrupt, angry bullies with superiority complexes #notsurpried


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Doomguy
A few people who have been following me since my argument with Guu have been asking about merchandise


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Doomguy
I do not plan on selling anything, stop asking. I really don't need the money. I'm getting out of Pee-wee's Playhouse ASAP.



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Doomguy
I just realized no one's going to get that reference

[Gildarts]

Defeated Sea Goddess

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Ursula
Darn that @Gildarts! I will get my revenge! #defeatedbutnotdead #thisisntevenmyfinalform


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Ursula
@Cretus I can now see how you have changed your ways but do not expect me to be so lenient on a mere landweller #gavel #revenge


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Ursula
@Cretus I swear when HE did the unimaginable and then told me his name, this human song came to mind. #sympathyforthedevil

Behemoth’s thoughts as he travels in search of his daughter. (He wants to use twitter without tipping off the empire so his name is now encoded with an alias)

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Behemoth’s Alias
@Dumbledore There are Dementors in the ‘Deep. #Thoughtyououttaknow


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Behemoth’s Alias
@Ursula that Prime has the power to shake the heavens #betterwatchoutOmni


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Behemoth’s Alias
@Gildarts good luck on your journey. You will need it.


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Behemoth’s Alias
Now I shall find my daughter and return to my homeland #finallyfree #empirecanthaveme


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Behemoth’s Alias
So.. Anyone know a Pirate Crew by the name of The Crimson Wave? #curious #whatsthisaboutavolcano?


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Behemoth’s Alias
Once I find the treasure map I can follow the trail back to my daughter #goldandluck


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Behemoth’s Alias
Strange things, oranges are


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Behemoth’s Alias
A landweller just asked me “Is scurvy life threatening?” #imasayyes


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Behemoth’s Alias
I wonder how my frozen friend is doing right now... #LOL #sentthatprimetofreeze #hopeheslaughingtoo #nohardfeelings


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Behemoth’s Alias
I hate the color ____


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Behemoth’s Alias
You’ll never find me in a dungeon like that again! #dungeoninthedeep


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Behemoth’s Alias
UGH this mission is taking forever. Maybe I’ll eat that devil fruit people have been talking thinking about.


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Behemoth’s Alias
Whatcha think @Gildarts? Next time I see you I’ll have a powerup-Maybe even be stronger than you!#evil #boasting #Jk #secondary


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Behemoth’s Alias
@Gildarts LOL hows that exile going prime? #eventheomniversehastimezones


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Behemoth’s Alias
Lemme tell you this, they don’t call it the FROZEN fields for nothing.

Posted by the trolls of Zul’Guran after a device was found on the body of a dead traveler and still functioned. The device was brought to the bar where the trolls played with it.

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Troll 1
Send


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Troll 1
GRAAAR


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Troll 2
MU FONGERS ARR TOO BUG FIR TIS


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Troll 1
With this device! We cn’ rule the verses! #Graar!


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Grandad Troll
This is something we can use to speak to the gods! Let us DEFEATTHEDWARVES!


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Grandad Troll
We Trolls now have superior technology-thatofthegods- and can take back the entire fields!


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Troll 1
This things useless. Doesn’t even serve ale. #lame #ratherhaveapint


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Grandad Troll
What’s that @Troll 1, A hashtag? Oh this must come with some sort of manual #technologyandyouth


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Bartender Troll
Ugh, hand it here, I’ll show you. #newbs


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Troll 1
Huzzah, We shall now coat our new weapons with the blood of our enemies! #whosupforbattle?


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Troll 1
Can’t believe you sent @Droggle off with that Prime! They’re both dead! #onelessmouthtofeed


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Grandad Troll Champion
Pesky human. He’ll be my lunch. #crunchybones


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Grandad Troll Champion
NOO! @Gildarts save my honor and let me loose my life in battle.


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Grandad Troll Champion
My grandtroll will be the next champion, and once he becomes his best, hes coming for you @Gildarts

Ambrosia secondaries comment on the mysterious arrival of a promising new prime, as he enters... the Tangled Green!

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Nama
@Trisha Stop over-reacting #tangledgreen


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Trisha
@Nama IM NOT. HE SRLSY... I could have sworn these trees were completely uprooted!


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Nama
@Trisha Maybe he put them back for you? #sarcasm #mysisterhallucinates


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Trisha
@Nama Im not lying! #truth


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Nama
@Trisha he totally suits you. #lovebirds


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Trisha
@Nama you say that about every man that comes into town!


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Nama
@Trisha That’s bcs you could date any of them.


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Nama
Tall, dreamy, AND gorgeous #gethitched

[Monkey D. Luffy]

Posted after Team Mugiwara defeated the Hariyama Hammers.

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Host Blaziken
The Grand Fighting Festival kicked off with a mighty blow! I'm not sure which's sustained more damage, Hariyama's body or his pride! #GFF


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Sumoman Hariyama
So humiliated, losing to that homo-sapien! Me, an elite master, beaten by a puny human! Argh! My undefeated streak is tarnished!


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Sumoman Hariyama
@Karateman Sawk @Judoman Throh How could you disgrace the team name with such an embarrassing loss?! Honestly, against a clown and a guy in a scuba suit?? Shameful!


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Karateman Sawk
@Sumoman Hariyama You're one to talk, you big oaf. We feel bad enough as it is, but Throh and I fought as a unit. We just need to train harder. #teamspirit


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Judoman Throh
@Karateman Sawk He's just bitter because he got TKO'd by a rubber band. Even that sly prick Scrafty performed better. #sorrynotsorry


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Host Blaziken
Taken into custody today, the hoodlum Scrafty will remain in chains until further notice for willful misconduct. Keep it clean folks! #GFF


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Sumoman Hariyama
@Judoman Throh Shaddap! By the way, either of you heard from him? I think Chief Emboar plans to hold him a few more days to teach him a lesson.


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Karateman Sawk
@Sumoman Hariyama Who cares? He's a bad egg, and we never should've let him join our squad.


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Judoman Throh
@Karateman Sawk Only reason we obliged was 'cause he offered to pay for refurbishing the dojo. Never expected the money was from a damn robbery of his.


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Chief Emboar
@Sumoman Hariyama @Karateman Sawk @Judoman Throh While I cannot discuss his sentence publicly, Scrafty is being brought up on numerous other charges including burglary and kidnapping.


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Machoman Machamp
@Chief Emboar Serves him right. Little pipsqueak has sullied the sanctity of our GFF. Keep 'em locked up, or let me get a crack at the thievin' thug.


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Pikachuuu
Pika Pi! He's a sore loser with no spark. I'm glad Lopunny put him in his place. She's adorable yet vigorous. Captivatingly energetic!


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Fleur-De-Roserade
@Pikachuuu Vrai, I must agree. Lopunny is a magnifique beautè. So nimble and full of grace. A remarkable candidate for our danseur équipe.


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Sumoman Hariyama
What's done is done. Time to go drown my sorrows in some pokepuffs.


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Karateman Sawk
I must double my efforts and push my body to the limit. #discipline


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Judoman Throh
Hittin' the gym and gettin' it in! #beastmode


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Host Blaziken
@Fleur-De-Roserade How about after today's matches we go off and have some berry juice? My treat! Maybe later you can show me some new dance moves!


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Host Blaziken
@Fleur-De-Roserade Did my last tweet not go through?


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Host Blaziken
I think she's ignoring me. -.- #rejectedforlife


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Machoman Machamp
@Host Blaziken Sucks to suck! Bahahaha. She's a bit out of yer league bro. I'll grab a drink with ya!


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Chief Emboar
That obnoxious bird brain never gives up does he? Geheheh. Points for persistence though chicken head.

[Guu]

Made after sending Gildarts on a quest.

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Guu
I’m slowly easing into this leader role. had to deal with new town members today. #busy


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Guu
@EgregiousInquisitor No one unusually. Just some people to help around the town. #goodguys


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Guu
Had to punish one teen. Drove a vehicle in one of my vehicles.


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Guu
Don’t worry, I wasn’t too harsh on her. #Poodletreatment


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Guu
Ok, how is “#Poodletreatment” already a thing?


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Guu
I think I’ll just accept it. I see to do an alright job with it so far… hopefully #doubt


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Guu
Though, we’ll have to get a lot more citizens here if we want it to survive #harshtruth.


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Guu
Oh, my photographer quit. What a shock. #sarcasm


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Guu
In all seriousness, I hope you don’t mind no new t-shirts for a while #ohwell


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Guu
@Doomguy Yeesh, remind me to make sure any guards under my rule don’t wind up like that. #suckydictators


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Guu
@Doomguy Then again, I guess a group as vast as the empire has a hard time keeping their entire army in check… #micromanagement


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Guu
@Doomguy Remind me to build a “Peewee’s Playhouse” room to my mansion. I’m into weird shit. #mebeingme


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Guu
A lot of buzz from Cinnabar Island. I haven’t paid them much attention since that twitter battle.


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Guu
Seems like a fun competition. That rabbit girl is cute.


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Guu
Who’s this “Karl Jak” I keep hearing about? #clueless


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Guu
@EgregiousInquisitor Dante’s Abyss?


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Guu
@EgregiousInquisitor Oh, so it’s like a Battle Royal kind of deal except with no age cap. Got it.


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Guu
Doubt I’ll participate in Dante’s Abyss. Don’t really care about prizes and I have enough fame from you guys. #guufamous


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Guu
@EgregiousInquisitor No sense talking me into it. Not going to happen. #final

[Guu]

Made after sending Gildarts on a quest.

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Guu
I got so many suggestions for games. I have to ask, are you guys trolling me? All the games have 1/10 on review sites...


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Guu
@EgregiousInquisitor So you guys basically want me to riff the hell out of it?


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Guu
Gonna launch me into space and make me play bad video games @MST3K


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Guu
I guess I have a rep for sarcasm. #typecasting


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Guu
@EgregiousInquisitor Bad voice acting you say? Well, I'm more onboard in that case. #sobaditsgood


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Guu
@EgregiousInquisitor Oh god that clip... #horrible


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Guu
@EgregiousInquisitor Was she like in the next room when she recorded that? I mean seriously...


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Guu
Well riffing video games is a lot safer than trolling world leaders, so that could be a good outlet.


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Guu
Does this universe have any good anime? I'm itching for anime.


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Guu
@EgregiousInquisitor Well yeah, I kind of figured they didn't have japan here, but there could be something.


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Guu
I was alway kind of a fan of magical girl anime.


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Guu
Then again, I kind of am one. #truthintelevision.


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Guu
Ambrosia needs an animation studio or something. #goodidea


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Guu
Maybe an Ambrosia version of hollywood down the line. #wishfulthinking


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Guu
Have a film crew to make my youtube video... #fantasy


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Guu
Back to business. #realitycheck


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Guu
@EgregiousInquisitor Oh yeah, I had a magic wand and everything.


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Guu
@EgregiousInquisitor Mostly used it to mess with people #troll4life


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Guu
@EgregiousInquisitor Not much injustice to fight in the area I lived.


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Guu
@EgregiousInquisitor Hey, the first rule of magical girl anime is all the bad guys come to you, not the other way around.


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Guu
Probably should check on that girl I punished earlier.

[Michael]

The following tweets were made during the events of this post: http://omniverse-rpg.com/viewtopic.php?f...775#p20775

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Aipom
Hey everyone, Aipom here with a PSA, THIS KID NEEDS HIS PARENTS! If you know this charmander or his parents, LET US KNOW! #grandfightingfestival


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Aipom
Also if you want to find Charmander he’s here at Cinnabar with a human named Michael! Don’t worry, he’s decent for a human! #humanbabysitter #sillyhuman


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Buizel
@Aipom Oh no, that’s just awful! Poor thing :c #lostparents #sosad


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THEDAVE46964
@Aipom little twerp deserves it. pokemon are dumb #uncalledforracism #tryingtogetattention


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Typhlosion
@Aipom Oh my goodness, is that Charmander??? His family’s been missing for at least a week! #thankomni #closefamilyfriend

+ many other similar posts. too many individual icons to find.

[Deadpool]

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Pepsiman
This Omniverse is very peculiar; I wonder if it has Pepsi.



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Pepsiman
Stumbled upon a registration booth. I am not sure what it is here for, but there are no refreshments available to the thirsty line-waiters.



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Pepsiman
This is an outrage--no Pepsi, or any other refreshments for that matter, anywhere in Nexus.



[float=left][/float]
Pepsiman
I will find a way to quench the thirst that diseases this wretched Omniverse. Preferably, with Pepsi.



[float=left][/float]
Pepsiman
Ciera Mist, Dr. Pepper, and Mountain Dew are also top choices to rid thirst.



[float=left][/float]
Pepsiman
Anything other than Coca-Cola, or any of their cancerous products.




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Aero
DA, here we go again. Hopefully this time, I'll win.



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Aero
People have been asking how many DA's I've been in: 1, but this would make 2.

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Pepsiman
@Aero Are you properly hydrated? Dehydration is key in any competition.

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Aero
@Pepsiman I'll be good. Keeping my thirst in check is the least of my problems.

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Pepsiman
@Aero I would beg to differ.



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Deadpool
@Aero; @Pepsimanstfu! no one cares about you guys. You're fucking NPCs. Go kick rocks. #4thWall #ThisisDP #DP




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Deadpool
wtf?! Why is my avatar naked?! Where's my mask! Oh, I'm gonna get you, Baron. You sly fuck! *Runs and hides face*

[Gildarts]

Gildarts reporting to Guu on status of the mission. Stationed at a Dataverse accessible port in Coruscant.

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Molly Mae
MOCHI ICE CREAM IS SOO YUMMY! #newthings #handheldicecream? #strawberryrevolutionary


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Molly Mae
@Gildarts Can’t believe some Primes don’t know how to use twitter #Sassy #lame #yougon’learntodayboy #newb


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Gildarts
@Molly hey, I’m just a beginner okay? How do you work the mouse again? Or does it just move on its own?


[float=left][/float]
Molly Mae
@Gildarts no no no, you Click a mouse, it doesn’t squeak.


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Gildarts
Yo! @Guu! Reporting from Coruscant with the help of a friend. (Don’t worry she doesn’t know)


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Gildarts
I’m getting the hang of this ! #Gildarts


[float=left][/float]
Molly Mae
@Gildarts you don’t hashtag your own name


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Gildarts
@Guu I sent you an email. #keepingthebossupdated #Gildarts


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Molly Mae
@Gildarts WHAT don’t I know?


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Gildarts
@Molly Why not?


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Gildarts
This is @Molly she is a master in all things Dataverse and informed me of the leak


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Molly Mae
SUCCESS! Wow @Gildarts you are good at this. Really impressed me. Guess you do have a knack for winning. #life


[float=left][/float]
Molly Mae
Grammy says that there’s even great technology in Coruscant’s lowest tiers.


[float=left][/float]
Molly Mae
@Gildarts heading back home, see you in another life? #omniverse #primejoke


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Molly Mae
Was that an earthquake? #Scary #shakingtyranny #rebel


[float=left][/float]
Molly Mae
@Gildarts you okay? That Earthquake took down a few buildings a couple tiers down.


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Molly Mae
He hasn’t responded. I wonder if I should check on him #worried


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Molly Mae
Okay, its been three days, do you think he forgot to write?


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Molly Mae
He’s definitely dead. #primes


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Molly Mae
That or he forgot how to use the mouse #facepalm


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Molly Mae
Oh well, I guess I won’t meet up with him after all


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Molly Mae
Wow! Coruscant is amazing... Wish I could stay.


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Molly Mae
I think I’ll go to the library before I go, see some of this elite tech in action! #informationbrokerforhire

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Molly Mae
See ya @Gildarts

[Guu]

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Mina the Pig
Hey! I'm from the lost animal party! The one from the tangled? I picked up the phone! Still kind of lost here!


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Mina the Pig
Seriously, if you don't believe me, check my facebook, it has my status: https://www.facebook.com/minathepig/


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Mina the Pig
I wonder if the spirits are still out there. Lemme check!


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Mina the Pig
Oh! Still out there! #scary


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Sylvia du Noir
@Mina the Pig Hailing from Ambrosia, previously known as Langweilig. Is anyone hurt?


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Mina the Pig
@Sylvia du Noir Sophie was wounded a little from the monster attack, but nothing serious! Just cuts and stuff!


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Sylvia du Noir
@Mina the Pig We're looking into ways to get you out. Think you can hold out?


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Mina the Pig
@Sylvia du Noir Think so! #iwillsurvive


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Sylvia du Noir
@Mina the Pig Alright, we'll do whatever it takes!


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Mina the Pig
@Sylvia du Noir Great! I'll tell everyone! #happy


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Trisha
Ambrosia to the rescue! #ambrosiarepresent #ambrosiarules


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Trisha
@Mina the Pig Wait, OMG! Are you actually a pig? O:


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Mina the Pig
@Trisha Yep indeedy!


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Trisha
@Mina the Pig That's so cool! #soawesome


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Trisha
@Mina the Pig Got any pics?


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Mina the Pig
@Trisha Well, here's an old one: https://www.facebook.com/minathepig/photos/pb.699630320052504


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Trisha
@Mina the Pig OMG You're frikkin' cute!


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Trisha
@Mina the Pig YOU'RE SO CUTE I COULD DIE! @.@


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Mina the Pig
@Trisha Please don't use the "D" word right now. ^^;


[float=left][/float]
Trisha
@Mina the Pig Oh, hehe, sorry! ^^;


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Sylvia du Noir
@Trisha Stop fooling around and help us find Guu!


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Sylvia du Noir
@Guu Where are you?!?

Mina the Pig ©Gaturo

[Guu]

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Trisha
@Mina the Pig So what’s it like being a pig?


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Mina the Pig
@Trisha Oh it’s great! I’m all pink and stuff! #pigsrule


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Trisha
@Mina the Pig Do you have a lover? #youknowwhatImean


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Mina the Pig
@Trisha Well yes! I do!


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Trisha
@Mina the Pig Is it true that pigs have corkscrew penises? #needtoknow


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Mina the Pig
@Trisha Couldn’t tell ya! I wouldn’t know!


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Trisha
@Mina the Pig But you said you had a lover!


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Mina the Pig
@Trisha Never said a MALE lover… #dontswingthatway


[float=left][/float]
Mina the Pig
@Trisha Nor did I say she was a pig…


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Trisha
@Mina the Pig OMG! #shock


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Trisha
@Mina the Pig Who are you dating? #gossip


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Mina the Pig
@Trisha Linda! She’s a bunny. You saw her in the picture I showed you!


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Trisha
@Mina the Pig A bunny? <333


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Trisha
@Mina the Pig OMG! I looked again! She’s so cute!


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Mina the Pig
@Trisha Yeah, Colita is the best!


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Mina the Pig
@Trisha You know what? I’ll just hand the phone over to her. Her twitter is @bonita


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Bonita
@Trisha Hello


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Trisha
@Bonita Hey Linda!


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Bonita
@Trisha My name’s Bonita.


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Trisha
@Bonita But she said your name is Linda!


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Bonita
@Trisha Sigh #facepalm


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Trisha
@Bonita is it true rabbits have corkscrew penises?


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Bonita
@Trisha …WTF?


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Sylvia du Noir
@Trisha Why aren’t you helping us? We’re kind of busy here!

Mina the Pig & Bonita the Bunny ©Gaturo

[Guu]

Made just before Guu goes on a quest to save some animals.

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Guu
@Mina the Pig I’m here. Lost travellers need saving?


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Mina the Pig
@Guu Yes! Still out here! You’re going to send a rescue team?


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Guu
@Mina the Pig No need, I’ll come for you myself. Just stay put.


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Mina the Pig
@Guu You’re coming in alone? 0.0


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Guu
@Mina the Pig Trust me, it’s safer this way. I know what I’m doing.


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Trisha
@Guu Wow! Guu the badass hero! That’s our princess! #soawesome


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Guu
@Trisha Save the accolades for when I have those travelers back on safe grounds.


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Trisha
@Guu Sorry ^^;

Mina the Pig ©Gaturo

[Guu]

Made just after she left the Dante’s Abyss lobby.

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Guu
I’m making my official announcement, I will be participating in Dante’s Abyss.


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Guu
I know I said otherwise not long ago, but I had a change of heart.


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Trisha
@Guu You’re going to be AWESOME out there your highness! #soawesome


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Trisha
Oohhh I can’t wait for this thing! #dantesabyss


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Mina the Pig
@Guu Best of luck! I’ll be watching for ya!


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Bonita
@Guu I don’t know you all too well, but you did save our lives so I’ll be rooting for you at least.


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Mina the Pig
@Bonita Aww, you could do better than that Bonana!! #cheerleader


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Bonita
@Mina It’s Bonita… It’s literally in my screenname.


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Sylveon
@Guu I look forward to photographing you again when you get back!


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Aromatisse
@Guu You look amaze in your most recent Promotional material. OMG #beautiful


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Whimsicott
@Guu You know who my money is on! Good luck!


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Aromatisse
@Whimsicott How about we go down to the Sty and Fry a little later, fluffa lova. <3


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Whimsicott
@Aromatisse Wouldn’t have it any other way. <3


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Mina the Pig
@Aromatisse @Whimsicott Yay! More business for us! #notpoor


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Great Moogle Elder
@Guu It was an honor to trade with your city.


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Great Moogle Elder
@Guu On behalf of the caravan and myself, we pray that omni blesses whatever weapon you carry into battle


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Sylvia du Noir
@Guu No matter what happens, just remember that you are our light. You ARE Ambrosia, and because of that we’ll always look out for you.


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Sylvia du Noir
@Guu Good luck, we’ll all be watching and cheering <3


[float=left][/float]
Guu
;-; Thank you all

[Deadpool]

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Pepsi-man
I had a productive sit-down with the very reasonable Karl Jak earlier. We agreed that refreshments at every registration area is a necessity.


[float=left][/float]
Pepsi-man
Mr. Jak even agreed for those refreshments to be Pepsi products.


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Pepsi-man
I cannot find the tweet at this time, but to whoever asked where could they find the refreshments, some machines will be arriving shortly, at every registration facility.


[float=left][/float]
Pepsi-man
Also, vendors should be roaming the areas, towing Pepsi product wagons full of refreshments. Again, at every registration facility.


[float=left][/float]
Pepsi-man
Current list of available Pepsi products: Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Diet Mountain Dew, Sierra Mist, Aquafina, and Lipton lemon ice tea. Suggestions are always welcome.


Pepsi-man retweeted
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Carter Pewterschmidt
My chauffeur almost splattered this poor fuck on a mule into the new random Pepsi billboard, near a way station in the Dunes.
[spoiler][/spoiler]
Would have taken a week to clean the oil from his skin off my hood.


Pepsi-man retweeted
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Ijiru
Came back to the Nexus to see what all this Dante's Abyss commotion was about. First thing I saw was this:
[spoiler][/spoiler]
Not sure what "Pepsi" is, but the colors captivated me.

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Pepsi-man
@Ijiru That is a state-of-the-art PepsiCo. vending machine. Desposit Omnillium and receive a cold beverage, guaranteed to quench the meanest of thirsts.

[Deadpool]

In the Lobby, before The Brawl

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Deadpool
Theres a brawl coming up? #ThisIsDP #4hWall #DP



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Deadpool
Got my avatar situation settled. Had to type my name into the browser and search images. #ThisIsDP #4hWall #DP



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Deadpool
Pepsi-man got his own banner to advertise? Im a Coke guy personally but I guess a Coke-man would sound too similar to a particular type of addict #ThisIsDP #DP #WheresTheCoke!

During The Brawl

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Deadpool
Ohh! This brawl! #ThisIsDP #4hWall #DP



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Deadpool
Just thought of a few wet jokes, but Ill keep them to myself ;D #ThisIsDP #4thWall #DP #DA

After The Brawl

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Deadpool
SumUp: A post from Alex just sent the Lobby into chaos #ThisIsDP #4thWall #DP #DA



[float=left][/float]
Deadpool
Had two of his characters brawling right in front of me #ThisIsDP #4thWall #DP #DA



[float=left][/float]
Deadpool
Along with some dude in an iron suit, and a Final Fantasy cosplay-looking dude. If I'm missing anyone I'm sorry! #ThisIsDP #4thWall #DP #DA



[float=left][/float]
Deadpool
Would'a stepped in the brawl myself but I'd need a Master Ball to capture that Wartortle #ThisIsDP #4thWall #DP #DA



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Deadpool
Also it was weird being controlled by another writer Not a bad experience though Guess I'ma have to get used to it for DA #ThisIsDP #4thWall #DP #DA



[float=left][/float]
Deadpool
N I know how to use punctuation marks I'm just saving my characters. #ThisIsDP #DP



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Deadpool
For those that keep up with my adventures, I'll be doing something awesome in my next post!
[spoiler]Gonna find a cool anchorman/reporter to talk it up with! ;D #ThisIsDP #4thWall #DP #DA[/spoiler]

[Doomguy]

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Doomguy
Reportin live from Dante's Abyss. As the actual news people have the effectiveness of a blind boar lookin for acorn, someone has to #danews


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Doomguy
Yes, all your favorite and least favorite Primes are here. And a lot you don't care about. Seriously, who's fucking "Deadpool"?


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Doomguy
Seen Gil. He looks as much like a douche in person as you would expect.



[float=left][/float]
Doomguy
The recreation dome is filled with everything. And it's free. I'm gettin smashed right now #partyhard


[float=left][/float]
Doomguy
I just realized that there are more girls younger that 16 than actual women here. WTF? #pedoomni #pedomni #pastrami


[float=left][/float]
Doomguy
You're not going to see or hear about this, but there was an attack in the lobby. Attacker is now in the game. Go figure.

[Alain the Carnedge]

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Hraes
Seems Dante's Abyss has got quite a bit of attention, huh? #DA


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Hraes
Thankfully not enough attention that people are blowing up the facility. Guess that's after somebody wins.


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Hraes
Though there was apparently that lobby attack. #damnterrorists


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Hraes
I do have to question letting a guy who shot up the place about five minutes ago into the contest. Seems like a brilliant way to get people killed. Then again, that is the point of the game, huh? #questionabledecisions

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Hraes
Wasn't it some weird, evil turtle thing? Where did it even get the guns from? Are there shady black market dealers for this sort of thing? #blackmarket #turtles

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Hraes
Whoever wins probably just gets to keep it as a pet. Did anyone actually die during that attack? Could've been staged. #sceptical

[float=left][/float]
Hraes
Whoever wins is probably just gonna get jumped by fifty thieves the moment they walk out the door.


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Hraes
I'm just gonna stay in the Library for a while. There's more reporters in the Lobby than there are Undead in the Pale Moors. #paparazzi

[Deadpool]

Right before handing phone back to Gingy __________________

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Deadpool
Lol. Yet again, I haven’t even got to the point in the quotes. #ThisIsDP #DP #4thWall



[float=left][/float]
Deadpool
Weird even just happened in the Lobby. Not the comedic performance, but Bryan posting something more lighthearted in general. #ThisIsDP #DP #4thWall #DA



[float=left][/float]
Deadpool
Just viewed the Power Rankings page. Bunch of people on there I recognize from other dimensions—did I see a Flash on the list? Yup, I did. Based on his rank, might make a quick exit. #ThisIsDP #DP #4thWall #DA



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Deadpool
Karl somehow knows everything about me. Looks at ceiling filled with cameras I wonder how? #ThisIsDP #DP #4thWall #DA



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Deadpool
@Doomguy Sadly, no one ;_; #ThisIsDP #DP #4thWall #DA



Ad Sponsored by Dante’s Abyss [float=left][/float]
Pepsi-man
Remember, during a competition it is essential to stay hydrated. What better way to do so than with a ice-cold Pepsi beverage? Grab one anywhere in the Danteverse. How? Ask a Syntex employee they’re always glad to help.


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Deadpool
@Pepsi-man Get your fucking ad out of my Twitter timeline posts. Wtf. If you want to have your own little twitter post then ask Baron, you dick. #ThisIsDP #DP #4thWall #DA #Pepsi-dick
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Pepsi-man
@Deadpool Not sure what you are speaking of. Maybe lack of hydration is taking you down the slippery path of hallucination? I encourage you to find the closest Pepsi outlet and refuel.



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Deadpool
has stopped following Pepsi-man.