New Babylon Laws [stream & comment section]

[Gilgamesh]

Blurred vision comes to the screen as a shaky video comes into play. It is clear that the person holding the video is running and is panting heavily. The person brings his face to the camera showing a sun-kissed teenager who has been clearly living off the streets for too long. He is breathing heavily through his smile. You can hear a confident man speaking in the background.

"Here I am in the city of Nippur where a team of primes has shown up for the first time in so long. Rumor has it that Gilgamesh himself has shown up to save us." It is clear the boy is a fanatic and is hopeful.

“I am your King once again and will establish the following set of laws. These laws will bind our primes to you, the citizens of Nippur. You will always be protected."

Gilgamesh's voice is heard in the background, the boys face lit up as the camera came to a stagnate.

"I'll try and make the laws more easy to understand. I've heard Gilgamesh can be a bit wordy." The boy's excitement is palpable and he turned the camera to see the Golden Clad King proudly standing.

One! Banishment is hereby forbidden. It is an inhumane punishment that is worse than death. However, that is not a means to declaw our wonderful city. In extreme cases I will allow an exception



Two! We must not turn against one another in this time of recovery. Therefor, babylonians cannot attack other babylonians. 



Three! All members must be civil and uphold honor. Those who do not abide by this will be punished by me, the King!



Four! My loyal primes must decide amongst themselves for anything that does not need my supervision. However, this must be done to help the city and only the city.



Five! If anyone abuses their power in my Kingdom, they shall be rightfully stripped of power.



Six!  Admission into the Kingdom will be decided by me.



Seven!  Any law that I, Gilgamesh, deems fit, will be overseen by my lessers and implemented.



Eight!  Aggression from outside the Kingdom is treated as aggression towards the entirety. You, however, shall not incur the wrath of others without the my permission. If you do, you are held accountable of your own actions.



Nine!  You loyalty should be to serve me, however you may be able to divide your time amongst other, less important, groups.



Ten!  Any member of my Kingdom may have an audience with the King.



Eleven! Civilians are of the utmost importance to a city and must be protected. If a prime violates Nippur's citizens in any way, on their first offense they will be exiled and barred from city entrance. A second offense from the same prime elicits hunting down and capturing this prime for a public execution. For a prime that has sworn to defend the city, on a first offense will be publicly executed by Gilgamesh.


Twelve! I am your King and you shall submit to me. Any and all primes who have earned my respect shall earn your respect as well.” Gilgamesh breathed deeply after this decree, the words were more than a mouthful, yet he had to make sure the people knew he would protect them. The street was now more than populated, gazing in awe as their King had returned to save them.

[Gilgamesh]

Here are the OOC Laws of New Babylon the lowest Tier is 0 for honrary members who aren't really apart of our faction to Tier 5 who is Gilgamesh

1a. Banishment is forbidden. It kills writers motivation and should not be used.
   1b. In extreme cases, banishment may be allowed by a unanimous vote of all members level 3 and above. Once the vote is complete a Lvl. 4 member will purchase the Banishment circle and carry out the work themselves.
2. Members can not attack other members. Even honorary members are included in this rule.
3a. No shit talking other players or being generally toxic. This includes the discord, faction forum, and the OV chat.
  3b. In the event of a member being generally toxic and making the faction look bad all official members (excluding the accused member) will vote on whether the player is guilty. If there is a majority saying guilty, the members of the council will decide the player's punishment.
4. In the event of a tie, the level 3 members and above will vote on the issue. If there is another tie, members of the council will only vote on the issue. If there is another tie King Gilgamesh, praise be unto him, will make the final decision.
5. If members think that a higher tier member is abusing their powers, misrepresenting the faction, or something to the likes, they can be demoted a tier by a 2/3 vote of the tier below them. This even applies to members of the Level 4's and Gilgamesh
6. Recruitment and large issues will be voted upon by the council.
7. Laws will be voted on by the entire faction
8. Aggression from outside the faction is treated as aggression towards the entire faction,
8b. However going out on your own and picking fights without the approval of the council can leave you to the consequences that your actions incur. We need to stand togther as a united front in the face of aggression but we cant have it seen as us just ganging up so we can pick fights with anyone we want, being viewed as to aggressive could lead to our downfall again.
9.We ask for a level of transparancy with our members, not exact details but a rough outline of possible plans and involvment with other factions as well as long term goals for your character, this can help us work with you to find a more enjoyable place in our family, and also allow us to make sure there will not be conflicting interests at a later date.
10. Anyone with access to the faction forum may propose laws, even if they are only Tier 1 Members.
11. Civilians are of the utmost importance to a city and must be protected. If a prime violates Nippur's citizens in any way, on their first offense they will be exiled and barred from city entrance.
11. A) A second offense from the same prime elicits hunting down and capturing this prime for a public execution.
11. B) A prime in the NB faction on a first offense will be publicly exectuted by Gilgamesh.
11. C) If this prime does not submit to the execution or offends again, they will be executed again and be kicked from the faction
11. D) The public executioner will be designated by Gilgamesh on a case by case basis unless otherwise said so.
11. E) These protection rights may be suspended if there is an ongoing trial of Empire or Anti-Establishment involvements
11. F) Any territory occupied by New Babylon will give citizenry to any and all willing occupants
12A) Since Gilgamesh is the King, all members must give a simple gesture of loyalty of kneeling, or an acceptable alternative, to Gilgamesh when he requests it.
12 B) Any and all armed guards(Forces) will kneel as any Level 3 or 4's enter their presence.
12 C) Anyone who disobeys these laws will face punishment decided by the person whom they've disrespected. This punishment must be approved by Gilgamesh

[Crocodile]

BigNasty420BlazeIt wrote: Aw... look. It thinks it's important! Adorable.

[Crocodile]

Revol5318008 wrote: Wait... this guy looks familiar. Yeah! I remember now! He's that Emperor of Mankind guy! Bout time you got out of that chair, pal! Good on ya!

[Crocodile]

FakeNews01 wrote: Coruscant and Minas Tirith are working together to suppress the truth, sheeple! Wake up! Omnilium can't melt steel beams! They've built a wall around the Underverse and made YOU pay for it!

[Crocodile]

TheySeeMeTrollin wrote: You know, with all the mess that's been going on lately, with the politicians sitting on their asses while we all suffer from random evil portal nonsense, I'm glad to see SOMEONE go out there and try to help out the common people. I'm not much for dictators or kings, but you know what? I'll say it! "Random Video Kid" for Prez 2018!

[Gamzee Makara]

TrashMouse_ wrote: ur mum have these rules pinned up on her fridge?

[Crocodile]

IWannaBeTheProtoGuy wrote: Wait... didn't Gilgamesh get baniuiadfjklasdyulgkwefnhgkljgljk.asdfmnjlhasdGJKntrnkl

[Crocodile]

DefinitelyN0Tthe3mpire wrote: Ignore that last post. Nothing happened. Gilgamesh was just on vacation. Carry on.

[Crocodile]

MDGA2018 wrote: Gilgamesh is back? Fuck yeah, boi! He's gonna make the Dunes great again! Kick out all those dirty (slur removed under Dataverse ToU) and purify the Verse! Hiel Gilgamesh!

[King Ghidorah]

Lolhammer_Swagman:
This is either going to go badly, or it's going to be hilarious, or it's going to do both.

I hereby propose a campaign to change Gilgamesh's name to Krunkenstein. I mean, just look at him. Man's got bling coming out of his pores. It's the most tasteless shit I've ever seen... but I think it could be worse.

Somebody get this guy a diamond-crusted jambox and a set of enormous ruby-studded rings that spell out his name across his knucles. And some aviator shades. That should do it.

[King Ghidorah]

Dave Steve McTom: Why can't you dicksleeves just be happy that somebody is pulling Nippur out of the toilet, toweling it off, and giving it a hot meal?

[Crocodile]

LAW4Lyfe wrote: @Dave What? So we're just supposed to be stoked the dude decided to FINALLY show back up after 2 years of letting shit grow sour? Fuck the guy, man. If he'd really cared, he'd have took care of shit BEFORE it got this bad.

[Crocodile]

TheySeeMeTrollin wrote: @LAW4Lyfe "Fuck the guy, man" That's what SHE said!

[King Ghidorah]

JusticeCommander69: I'll tell you what. Dave and I will banish your ass, and we'll see how long it takes you to come back.

[Crocodile]

IWannaBeTheProtoGuy wrote: Shhh! Man, don't put that shit out there. You know Daddy Palps don't like people talkin' bout that shit.

[Crocodile]

LAW4Lyfe wrote: @Justice Lol! Don't try to play me, man. Everyone knows that when you get Banished, you don't come back. Creep was probably just laying low somewhere, taking a breather or whatever it is pricks in gold armor do when their cities are going to Hell. Miss me with that shit.

[King Ghidorah]

Lolhammer_Swagman: This is like a vision of the future of the Dunes in miniature. All my opinions are justified and all my expectations are met: An endless cockslapping circle-jerk festooned with tacky jewelry, assertions of absolute knowledge, and flames.

It's more beautiful than I ever could have imagined. Good on you comments section. Good on you.

[Crocodile]

Groupiemesh wrote: Hey! Fuck all you lame-ass internet trolls! Get off my man's back, alright? He's out there TRYING TO MAKE THINGS BETTER! What are you doing, huh? Sitting behind your screens and jerking it to pictures of Isabelle and Samus! Leave the REAL MEN alone and go back to your Mom's basement, ok?

[Crocodile]

TheREALGroupiemesh wrote: Fuck off, bitch! That's my man! Get off his dick!