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New Babylon Laws [stream & comment section] - Gilgamesh - 03-28-2018 Blurred vision comes to the screen as a shaky video comes into play. It is clear that the person holding the video is running and is panting heavily. The person brings his face to the camera showing a sun-kissed teenager who has been clearly living off the streets for too long. He is breathing heavily through his smile. You can hear a confident man speaking in the background. "Here I am in the city of Nippur where a team of primes has shown up for the first time in so long. Rumor has it that Gilgamesh himself has shown up to save us." It is clear the boy is a fanatic and is hopeful. Quote:“I am your King once again and will establish the following set of laws. These laws will bind our primes to you, the citizens of Nippur. You will always be protected."Gilgamesh's voice is heard in the background, the boys face lit up as the camera came to a stagnate. "I'll try and make the laws more easy to understand. I've heard Gilgamesh can be a bit wordy." The boy's excitement is palpable and he turned the camera to see the Golden Clad King proudly standing. Quote:One! Banishment is hereby forbidden. It is an inhumane punishment that is worse than death. However, that is not a means to declaw our wonderful city. In extreme cases I will allow an exception RE: New Babylon Laws [stream & comment section] - Gilgamesh - 03-28-2018 Quote: Here are the OOC Laws of New Babylon the lowest Tier is 0 for honrary members who aren't really apart of our faction to Tier 5 who is Gilgamesh RE: New Babylon Laws [stream & comment section] - Crocodile - 03-28-2018 BigNasty420BlazeIt wrote: Aw... look. It thinks it's important! Adorable. RE: New Babylon Laws [stream & comment section] - Crocodile - 03-28-2018 Revol5318008 wrote: Wait... this guy looks familiar. Yeah! I remember now! He's that Emperor of Mankind guy! Bout time you got out of that chair, pal! Good on ya! RE: New Babylon Laws [stream & comment section] - Crocodile - 03-28-2018 FakeNews01 wrote: Coruscant and Minas Tirith are working together to suppress the truth, sheeple! Wake up! Omnilium can't melt steel beams! They've built a wall around the Underverse and made YOU pay for it! RE: New Babylon Laws [stream & comment section] - Crocodile - 03-28-2018 TheySeeMeTrollin wrote: You know, with all the mess that's been going on lately, with the politicians sitting on their asses while we all suffer from random evil portal nonsense, I'm glad to see SOMEONE go out there and try to help out the common people. I'm not much for dictators or kings, but you know what? I'll say it! "Random Video Kid" for Prez 2018! RE: New Babylon Laws [stream & comment section] - Gamzee Makara - 03-28-2018 TrashMouse_ wrote: ur mum have these rules pinned up on her fridge? RE: New Babylon Laws [stream & comment section] - Crocodile - 03-28-2018 IWannaBeTheProtoGuy wrote: Wait... didn't Gilgamesh get baniuiadfjklasdyulgkwefnhgkljgljk.asdfmnjlhasdGJKntrnkl RE: New Babylon Laws [stream & comment section] - Crocodile - 03-28-2018 DefinitelyN0Tthe3mpire wrote: Ignore that last post. Nothing happened. Gilgamesh was just on vacation. Carry on. RE: New Babylon Laws [stream & comment section] - Crocodile - 03-28-2018 MDGA2018 wrote: Gilgamesh is back? Fuck yeah, boi! He's gonna make the Dunes great again! Kick out all those dirty (slur removed under Dataverse ToU) and purify the Verse! Hiel Gilgamesh! RE: New Babylon Laws [stream & comment section] - King Ghidorah - 03-28-2018 Lolhammer_Swagman: This is either going to go badly, or it's going to be hilarious, or it's going to do both. I hereby propose a campaign to change Gilgamesh's name to Krunkenstein. I mean, just look at him. Man's got bling coming out of his pores. It's the most tasteless shit I've ever seen... but I think it could be worse. Somebody get this guy a diamond-crusted jambox and a set of enormous ruby-studded rings that spell out his name across his knucles. And some aviator shades. That should do it. RE: New Babylon Laws [stream & comment section] - King Ghidorah - 03-28-2018 Dave Steve McTom: Why can't you dicksleeves just be happy that somebody is pulling Nippur out of the toilet, toweling it off, and giving it a hot meal? RE: New Babylon Laws [stream & comment section] - Crocodile - 03-28-2018 LAW4Lyfe wrote: @Dave What? So we're just supposed to be stoked the dude decided to FINALLY show back up after 2 years of letting shit grow sour? Fuck the guy, man. If he'd really cared, he'd have took care of shit BEFORE it got this bad. RE: New Babylon Laws [stream & comment section] - Crocodile - 03-28-2018 TheySeeMeTrollin wrote: @LAW4Lyfe "Fuck the guy, man" That's what SHE said! RE: New Babylon Laws [stream & comment section] - King Ghidorah - 03-28-2018 JusticeCommander69: I'll tell you what. Dave and I will banish your ass, and we'll see how long it takes you to come back. RE: New Babylon Laws [stream & comment section] - Crocodile - 03-28-2018 IWannaBeTheProtoGuy wrote: Shhh! Man, don't put that shit out there. You know Daddy Palps don't like people talkin' bout that shit. RE: New Babylon Laws [stream & comment section] - Crocodile - 03-28-2018 LAW4Lyfe wrote: @Justice Lol! Don't try to play me, man. Everyone knows that when you get Banished, you don't come back. Creep was probably just laying low somewhere, taking a breather or whatever it is pricks in gold armor do when their cities are going to Hell. Miss me with that shit. RE: New Babylon Laws [stream & comment section] - King Ghidorah - 03-28-2018 Lolhammer_Swagman: This is like a vision of the future of the Dunes in miniature. All my opinions are justified and all my expectations are met: An endless cockslapping circle-jerk festooned with tacky jewelry, assertions of absolute knowledge, and flames. It's more beautiful than I ever could have imagined. Good on you comments section. Good on you. RE: New Babylon Laws [stream & comment section] - Crocodile - 03-28-2018 Groupiemesh wrote: Hey! Fuck all you lame-ass internet trolls! Get off my man's back, alright? He's out there TRYING TO MAKE THINGS BETTER! What are you doing, huh? Sitting behind your screens and jerking it to pictures of Isabelle and Samus! Leave the REAL MEN alone and go back to your Mom's basement, ok? RE: New Babylon Laws [stream & comment section] - Crocodile - 03-28-2018 TheREALGroupiemesh wrote: Fuck off, bitch! That's my man! Get off his dick! |