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[spoiler][Today 02:31 pm] Desman Black : Dust is litterly the only male person (other the deadpool, but their not people) who I could see Des with...
[Today 02:31 pm] Ebonywood Hellscythe : You won't share with Ebony. You belong to Ebony.
[Today 02:31 pm] Jak Mar : Oo
[Today 02:31 pm] Ash : Okay.. First off. What an honor it is to be in the same group as Deadpool
[Today 02:32 pm] Desman Black : Jak is more of a'best freind' type deal, and daxter's... just there
[Today 02:32 pm] Jak Mar : Well desman is taken
[Today 02:32 pm] Ash : Secondly: Wow! but why?
[Today 02:32 pm] Desman Black : No, I'm not (yet)
[Today 02:33 pm] Jak Mar : Crack ship
[Today 02:33 pm] Ash : OH-HO~!
[Today 02:33 pm] Yuuka Kazami : I am awake. Arguably.
[Today 02:33 pm] Ash : lol
[Today 02:33 pm] Jak Mar : Oo
[Today 02:33 pm] Desman Black : @Ash, also, I'm going to get Des drunk, and he's coming for dust *winks*
[Today 02:34 pm] Desman Black : that's why
[Today 02:34 pm] Ash : xD Poor Dust
[Today 02:34 pm] Jak Mar : XD
[Today 02:34 pm] Ash : He can't handle all that hot robut sexiness.
[Today 02:34 pm] Jak Mar : Have fun des
[Today 02:35 pm] Desman Black : But first, to get a flaming towel cape
[Today 02:36 pm] Jak Mar : Pshhhhh I might have Torn kiss dust
[Today 02:37 pm] Ash : =P As funny as that would be, I don't see that happening.
[Today 02:37 pm] Desman Black : *dust ducks* *Torn kisses Des*
[Today 02:37 pm] Ash : xD
[Today 02:37 pm] Jak Mar : Torn: what the...
[Today 02:38 pm] Jak Mar : String of curses
[Today 02:38 pm] Ash : Well I meant more like, unless I missed a release telling the fans that Torn was into guys, I don't think he'd go for that. Unless he's also drunk
[Today 02:39 pm] Ash : Also, I wonder what kind of line up Ash would get if she set up a kissing booth.
[Today 02:39 pm] Jak Mar : Oo
*Desman Black summons drinks and everyone is the beach theard is now drunk*
[Today 02:39 pm] Ash : Also, Also.. What kind of outfit she'd wear.
[Today 02:39 pm] Jak Mar : Sorry sorry
[Today 02:39 pm] Jak Mar : Oo
[Today 02:39 pm] Jak Mar : Torn, Jak and Dax are now drunk
[Today 02:40 pm] Jak Mar : Jak: hey ash
[Today 02:40 pm] Ash : Too bad she wasn't able to come to the beach, she could have worn a bkini~!
[Today 02:40 pm] Desman Black : Beach theard is just IC Drunk omniverse now.
[Today 02:41 pm] Desman Black : This has gone full circle...
[Today 02:41 pm] Ash : xD if Jak gets drunk he should drunk text Ash
[Today 02:41 pm] Jak Mar : Oo tempting Dax
[Today 02:42 pm] Jak Mar : Yess
[Today 02:42 pm] Ebonywood Hellscythe : I wonder if Ebony would take off her cloak if she went to the beach.
[Today 02:42 pm] Ash : or put more on?
[Today 02:42 pm] Desman Black : The group of four men (or maybe males would be more appropriate in this case)
[Today 02:42 pm] Ash : dark lace umbrella?
[Today 02:42 pm] Jak Mar : That would be fun
[Today 02:43 pm] Jak Mar : XD
[Today 02:43 pm] Ebonywood Hellscythe : That wouldn't surprise me Ash.
[Today 02:43 pm] Desman Black : line form the post i'm writing that is apporiate
[Today 02:44 pm] Ash : or drunk call? "H-Hey.. I just called to say, hey.. I just called to tell you. YOU. ARE. HOT."
[Today 02:45 pm] Jak Mar : XD
[Today 02:45 pm] Ash : xD or better. Dax starts texting her from Jak's phone.
[Today 02:45 pm] Jak Mar : Oh Geeze
[Today 02:45 pm] Ash : Jak just takes the phone and then low key keeps texting her.
[Today 02:46 pm] Jak Mar : Yesss
[Today 02:46 pm] Desman Black : Then he accidently sends it to Des
[Today 02:47 pm] Ash : lol
[Today 02:47 pm] Ash : Des just starts spell checking it
[Today 02:47 pm] Jak Mar : XD
[Today 02:47 pm] Desman Black : Then sends back the text now spellchecked, and drunk
[Today 02:48 pm] Ash : lol
[Today 02:48 pm] Ash : oh man. xD
[Today 02:48 pm] Desman Black : accidently post's it to omnitwitter as well
[Today 02:48 pm] Ash : LMAO
[Today 02:49 pm] Jak Mar : Jak: flustered
[Today 02:49 pm] Jak Mar : Jak: heyyy
[Today 02:49 pm] Ash : i want this to happen now xD
[Today 02:49 pm] Desman Black : Ash see's the tweet saying that Des thinks she's hot
[Today 02:49 pm] Jak Mar : XD
[Today 02:50 pm] Jak Mar : Jak: she's mine des
[Today 02:50 pm] Desman Black : becomes an awkard love dodecahedron
[Today 02:50 pm] Jak Mar : XD
[Today 02:51 pm] Ash : lol xD is this how their friendship ends? a drunken text mess?
[Today 02:51 pm] Jak Mar : Pshhhh
[Today 02:52 pm] Desman Black : No, Des will still 'like' Jak
[Today 02:52 pm] Desman Black : ...As a freind of course
[Today 02:53 pm] Jak Mar : Ohhhh Mann
[Today 02:53 pm] Ash : =P just don't let her in on how drunk you are Jak, or that omnitwitter post might be taken down for pornagraphic images
[Today 02:53 pm] Amaterasu : Frog
*Ash is totally the type to take advantage of drunk guys.*
[Today 02:54 pm] Ash : tis a doge
[Today 02:54 pm] Desman Black : Des: Hey, I sent that omnitwitter post
[Today 02:54 pm] Jak Mar : Sundoge hat
[Today 02:54 pm] Desman Black : Des: And I'm already naked
[Today 02:55 pm] Ash : then why are you spell checking a d-pic?
[Today 02:55 pm] Jak Mar : Oo
*Amaterasu has posted in Vote for Us! (July)*
[Today 02:56 pm] Desman Black : I made it just for you (drink reponse to take advantage of ash)
[Today 02:56 pm] Amaterasu : A d-pic? You mean a doge-pic? Hee
[Today 02:56 pm] Desman Black : Yes, I made ash a robotic Doge
*Gildarts has posted in Beach Filler Episode (OPEN)*
[Today 02:58 pm] Ash : xD
[Today 02:58 pm] Jak Mar : Man you guys are making me laugh at 3:00 am my time
[Today 02:58 pm] Amaterasu : That means that Ash has a new head that I have not yet sat on Skeptic This must be rectified![/spoiler]
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Yuuka KazamiBig Grines is like that one meme like... "How many levels of Omniverse are you on?"

Revan Noctis : Desman what are you currently doing in the omniverse?
Desman Black: I'm faking an engagement to a sex deamon to stop two samurai I accidently summoned whipping them in half, while also trying to stop them from doing the same thing to my best freind who is currently having relations with said deamon, and wh has now accidently summoned his previous girlfreind. So you know... normal stuff
[Today 09:32 am] Morene Fellon : i'm sure you can make up for this in some way
[Today 09:32 am] Morene Fellon : and at the ned of the day, an ultrasue is still a battle brother
[Today 09:32 am] Morene Fellon : so i will give him the benefit of the doubt
[Today 09:33 am] Morene Fellon : but please never break into a prison with a fucking sex storm daemon and a weirdo tech nerd elf ever again--
[Today 09:34 am] Desman Black : yes mom, sorry mom, won't happen again mom

I feel like I should be offended...
But I'm not.
Maybe if it weren't true. =3
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Warning: Anything that involves Ash should be rated M. Possibly higher.

Erik Vrell : Ash has a 'love' fourth dimensional shape
Erik Vrell : As in its wide and unfathomable for us mere mortals
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[Desman Black's Avatar] [Today 01:46 PM] Desman Black : I will stick this blaster in your mouth!!
[Desman Black's Avatar] [Today 01:49 PM] Desman Black : I ment the arm cannon I have...
[Desman Black's Avatar] [Today 01:50 PM] Desman Black : Wait, I'm I basically a cell mega-man?
[Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 01:50 PM] Amaterasu : Desman is basically Mega-Man on a segway.
[Desman Black's Avatar] [Today 01:51 PM] Desman Black : With Ki blaster and sword.
[Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 01:52 PM] Amaterasu : ... so you are cyborg Taopaipai on a segway.
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Confusedundoge: Credit & Hugs to Ruby for the sign, and to Guu for the smileys! Confusedundoge:

Hide your chicken nuggers, hide your heads, the Sundoge is coming and she'll hat everyone!
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[spoiler] Eric Everstorm's Avatar [Today 10:59 am] Eric Everstorm : Oh geez I have not been in the Chatbox for ages. How is everyone?
Dust's Avatar [Today 10:59 am] Dust : hello newish face. xD
Android 17's Avatar *Android 17 has posted in Sense and Sensibility and Stormtroopers [T5]*
Eric Everstorm's Avatar [Today 11:00 am] Eric Everstorm : Herro
Android 17's Avatar [Today 11:00 am] Android 17 : Eric is one of the many ghosts of the Omniverse
Eric Everstorm's Avatar [Today 11:01 am] Eric Everstorm : I literally just realized I've been in the OV for 1.5 years, I could have sworn it was less
Dust's Avatar [Today 11:01 am] Dust : oh, are we not supposed to talk to the ghosts?
Eric Everstorm's Avatar [Today 11:01 am] Eric Everstorm : Yep I mainly just lurk
Dust's Avatar [Today 11:01 am] Dust : are they busy doing ghost things, and its best not to disturb them? =P
Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:02 am] Gaston : dust shut up
Eric Everstorm's Avatar [Today 11:02 am] Eric Everstorm : Yeah, I have to go haunt someone's roster thread
Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:02 am] Gaston : There's no ghosts
Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:02 am] Gaston : Eric Everstorm is a myth
Dust's Avatar [Today 11:02 am] Dust : But.. I can see him.
Android 17's Avatar [Today 11:02 am] Android 17 : time to return to killin' it in bioshock
Eric Everstorm's Avatar [Today 11:02 am] Eric Everstorm : Oh I don't exist, I forgot, sorry I'lol be on my way
Android 17's Avatar [Today 11:03 am] Android 17 : hoorah
Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:03 am] Gaston : Ah yes
Dust's Avatar [Today 11:03 am] Dust : He's right there. *points to empty spot*
Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:03 am] Gaston : The Empire's narcotics are working
Eric Everstorm's Avatar *Eric Everstorm disappears*
Aquamarine's Avatar [Today 11:03 am] Aquamarine : Wait what?
Dust's Avatar [Today 11:03 am] Dust : xD
Dust's Avatar [Today 11:03 am] Dust : Nuu. Come back. =P
Eric Everstorm's Avatar *Eric Everstorm reappears behind Dust*
Eric Everstorm's Avatar [Today 11:04 am] Eric Everstorm : BOO
Aquamarine's Avatar [Today 11:04 am] Aquamarine : What do you mean Gaston?
Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:04 am] Gaston : The Empire is brainwashing us with drugs and subliminal messaging to believe an entity called "Eric Everstorm" exists
Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:04 am] Gaston : Do not fall into their illusion, he is a myth
Dust's Avatar *Dust jumps.*
Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:05 am] Gaston : Give us more context man
Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:05 am] Gaston : You jumping off of a bridge, jumping in place, you in a bouncy house?
Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:05 am] Gaston : What you mean?
Eric Everstorm's Avatar *Eric Everstorm dissapears again before Dust can look back*
Dust's Avatar [Today 11:05 am] Dust : Don't tell me how to jump xD
Dust's Avatar [Today 11:05 am] Dust : You aren't my real mom!
Dust's Avatar *Dust goes Ghost hunting.* [/spoiler]
Avatar courtesy of Jade Harley. 



[Today 07:31 pm] Sam : It's okay I'm currently stationary !
[Today 07:31 pm] Ian Sylvester : also sam is now paper (stationary)
[Today 07:31 pm] Sam : That wink wasn't supposed to be there >_>
[Today 07:32 pm] Sam : Pff I'm the mighty pen!
[Today 07:32 pm] Ian Sylvester : ^ _^
[Today 07:32 pm] Ian Sylvester : no, you're a floofy fox
[Today 07:36 pm] Ian Sylvester : you're a paper mache fox XD
[Today 07:38 pm] Sam : Mightier than the sword I tell you!
do not control my character without prior permission.

I am okay with combat, but no banishes.
[Image: ezzy.jpg?dateline=1500566074] *Ezrihel gags.*
[Image: omniverse-rpg.com] *Ebonywood Hellscythe dies
[Image: avatar_246.jpg?dateline=1496810817] [Today 09:32] Dust : yep
[Today 03:58 pm] Amaterasu : If you guys want to have some fun with Sammy's thread, try taking the movie title and add "In bed" at the end.
[Today 03:58 pm] Amaterasu : Then think about what the new movie would be about.
[Today 03:58 pm] Sam : Ammy don't start the children on that xD
[Today 04:00 pm] Amaterasu : For a less lewd version, you can also add "-ing" to the end of the movie title.
[Today 04:17 pm] Desman Black : Spiderman Homecoming=> wait...  Confusedkeptic:
[Today 04:37 pm] ElFailzalot : moving into video games now, are we
[Today 04:42 pm] Desman Black : Animal crossing=> *Desman black has already made this joke*
[Today 04:47 pm] Desman Black : legend of zelda link's awakening => "DESMAN, STOP USING THAT JOKE!!!"
[Today 04:48 pm] Amaterasu : :frog:
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Yuuka KazamiBig Grines is like that one meme like... "How many levels of Omniverse are you on?"

Revan Noctis : Desman what are you currently doing in the omniverse?
Desman Black: I'm faking an engagement to a sex deamon to stop two samurai I accidently summoned whipping them in half, while also trying to stop them from doing the same thing to my best freind who is currently having relations with said deamon, and wh has now accidently summoned his previous girlfreind. So you know... normal stuff
[Today 06:32 PM] Desman Black : No one rates like gaston/no one baits like gaston/ no one breacks all your fine china plates like gaston
A predator's heart
Knows no remorse
It lives for the hunt

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[Today 05:25 am] Ash : one pill? xD
[Today 05:27 am] Sam : One pill that adds to all my stats
[Today 05:27 am] Ash : For Ash? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHvT0CbO8SM
[Today 05:28 am] Ash : Yeah but you have the OM to buy at least 10 and still have more than enough xD
[Today 05:29 am] Sam : It doesn't pay to have unused items in your roster
[Today 05:30 am] Sam : Plus no one wants to fight me
[Today 05:30 am] Gaston : I'll fight you
[Today 05:30 am] Dane Regan : I'd fight you.
[Today 05:30 am] Dane Regan : But you ran away.
[Today 05:31 am] Ash : Dust wants to fight you.
[Today 05:31 am] Sam : Says the guy who spent the whole day running away from me
[Today 05:31 am] Ash : Ash don't want nothing to do with you unless its of the same nature as ms stormtrooper.
[Today 05:31 am] Sam : Ha
[Today 05:31 am] Sam : She may see gil again
[Today 05:32 am] Ash : Although warning. xD she was JUST with Jak
[Today 05:32 am] Ash : them big shoes to fill if you know what i mean. =D
[Today 05:32 am] Sam : Anyway.....
[Today 05:33 am] Ash : xD I'm sorry Sam
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Warning: Anything that involves Ash should be rated M. Possibly higher.

Erik Vrell : Ash has a 'love' fourth dimensional shape
Erik Vrell : As in its wide and unfathomable for us mere mortals
Deathscythe

[Image: avatar_207.jpg?dateline=1502514361] *Ash has posted a new thread: MOCK FIGHT - OOC: Black Ash vs Everyone Else*
[Image: avatar_214.png?dateline=1498967320] [Today 09:41] Jade Harley : DiScUSsiOn ThReAd
[Image: 0lO11fz.png?dateline=1476000419] [Today 09:42] Desman Black : ^discussion thred =3
[Image: avatar_653.png?dateline=1501857361] [Today 09:42] Ebonywood Hellscythe : "Ebonywood Deathscythe"
[Image: avatar_653.png?dateline=1501857361] [Today 09:42] Ebonywood Hellscythe : "Deathscythe"
[Image: avatar_653.png?dateline=1501857361] [Today 09:42] Ebonywood Hellscythe : >y tho
[Image: avatar_530.jpg?dateline=1477797567] [Today 09:42] Revan Noctis : Lol
[Image: avatar_207.jpg?dateline=1502514361] [Today 09:42] Ash : xD
[Image: avatar_207.jpg?dateline=1502514361] [Today 09:42] Ash : i must have been thinking of soul
[Image: avatar_653.png?dateline=1501857361] [Today 09:43] Ebonywood Hellscythe : I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS ASH!
[Image: avatar_653.png?dateline=1501857361] [Today 09:43] Ebonywood Hellscythe : I TRUSTED U
[Image: avatar_214.png?dateline=1498967320] *Jade Harley has posted in MOCK FIGHT - OOC: Black Ash vs Everyone Else*
[Image: avatar_214.png?dateline=1498967320] [Today 09:44] Jade Harley : Deathscythe
[Image: avatar_214.png?dateline=1498967320] [Today 09:44] Jade Harley : Hey there, Deathscythe
[Image: avatar_214.png?dateline=1498967320] [Today 09:44] Jade Harley : How are you. Death. Scythe.
[Image: avatar_653.png?dateline=1501857361] [Today 09:44] Ebonywood Hellscythe : ;v
[Image: avatar_530.jpg?dateline=1477797567] [Today 09:45] Revan Noctis : Poor maplewood you guys stop it
[Image: avatar_214.png?dateline=1498967320] [Today 09:45] Jade Harley : Hardwood floorscythe
[Image: avatar_653.png?dateline=1501857361] [Today 09:45] Ebonywood Hellscythe : Ash, Death isn't a cool thing. Hell is. Hell is full of fire and stuff which makes it cool. Death is like, "oh, I'm dead" which is meh.
[Image: avatar_653.png?dateline=1501857361] [Today 09:45] Ebonywood Hellscythe : Pls
[Image: avatar_530.jpg?dateline=1477797567] [Today 09:46] Revan Noctis : I agree with the fire
[Image: avatar_207.jpg?dateline=1502514361] [Today 09:46] Ash : Idk what you are talking about. >.> I see no mistake on my best friend's name
[Image: avatar_530.jpg?dateline=1477797567] [Today 09:46] Revan Noctis : I will be on Ebonys team
[Image: avatar_214.png?dateline=1498967320] [Today 09:46] Jade Harley : HEY, Death is cool
[Image: avatar_214.png?dateline=1498967320] [Today 09:46] Jade Harley : Death likes pizza
[Image: avatar_653.png?dateline=1501857361] [Today 09:46] Ebonywood Hellscythe : You gotta earn your place on my team dude.
[Image: avatar_530.jpg?dateline=1477797567] [Today 09:47] Revan Noctis : Nvm
[Image: avatar_214.png?dateline=1498967320] [Today 09:47] Jade Harley : LOL
[Image: avatar_214.png?dateline=1498967320] [Today 09:48] Jade Harley : Revan, never stop being you
Morene Fellon's Avatar [Today 09:55 PM] Morene Fellon : i am a tranquil carpet muncher thank you very much
homin-Ratione's Avatar [Today 09:55 PM] homin-Ratione : Holy FUCK Morene
"Our fear is our weapon."
OMG HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY
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Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned
[Today 05:19 pm] Ash : i could also, maybe use some food.. since the last time i ate was like half a day ago..
[Today 05:20 pm] Ebonywood Hellscythe : Wassup Clown?
[Today 05:21 pm] Desman Black : *deathstares ash*
[Today 05:21 pm] Clownpiece : Tired FrogGonk
[Today 05:22 pm] Ebonywood Hellscythe : Frog
[Today 05:24 pm] Ash : what? i don't have my husbando around to feed me when i get lost in my work =P
[Today 05:26 pm] Ebonywood Hellscythe : Just get a toaster and paint it red. Basically the same thing as Desman.
[Today 05:33 pm] 13-Jzall :badda bing badda boom http://imgur.com/a/RxA5c
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Yuuka KazamiBig Grines is like that one meme like... "How many levels of Omniverse are you on?"

Revan Noctis : Desman what are you currently doing in the omniverse?
Desman Black: I'm faking an engagement to a sex deamon to stop two samurai I accidently summoned whipping them in half, while also trying to stop them from doing the same thing to my best freind who is currently having relations with said deamon, and wh has now accidently summoned his previous girlfreind. So you know... normal stuff
[Today 02:07 pm] Vulre Oakenlimb : Banishing is always a reeeeaaaalll dick move.
[Today 02:13 pm] Victor Wolfe : I didn't realise it hadn't been done before
[Today 02:13 pm] Vulre Oakenlimb : bruh you spent weeks braggin' bout it and you got yourself a custom badge for it
[Image: avatar_330.jpg?dateline=1506260502] [Today 00:22] Alex : dude if I didn't have a job, I'd bend Dracula over and do Jeff things to him
Today 08:55 am] Gaston : See Cirno with me at Chara's side it'll be easy to convince Darkshire to attack Dracula
Gaston's Avatar [Today 08:55 am] Gaston : All it'll take is one "I SAY WE KILL THE BEAST!"
Cell's Avatar [Today 08:56 am] Cell : But Dracula is quite gentlemanly and couth.
Cell's Avatar [Today 08:56 am] Cell : He's not beastly at all.
Gaston's Avatar [Today 08:57 am] Gaston : @Cell 'Tis but a ruse.
Cell's Avatar [Today 08:58 am] Cell : How do you know? Get to know the guy. You might find you have many things in common.
Cell's Avatar [Today 08:58 am] Cell : For example, he also likes to eat 60 unborn lesser beings every day
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Yuuka KazamiBig Grines is like that one meme like... "How many levels of Omniverse are you on?"

Revan Noctis : Desman what are you currently doing in the omniverse?
Desman Black: I'm faking an engagement to a sex deamon to stop two samurai I accidently summoned whipping them in half, while also trying to stop them from doing the same thing to my best freind who is currently having relations with said deamon, and wh has now accidently summoned his previous girlfreind. So you know... normal stuff
Clownpiece's Avatar *Clownpiece flops*
Dick Howland's Avatar *Dick Howland flops harder*
Cell's Avatar [Today 03:09 pm] Cell : Dick is flopping... sounds like a job for briefs.
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[Today 04:58 am] Tearen Wover : Screw fights and quests: boat parties and philosophy hikes are where itz at.

[Inb4 my plans actually involve a boat party dissolving into fight AND quest mode]
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New to the Omniverse? Don't be afraid to PM me for assistance!
Gamzee Makara Wrote:S’aight. After all, dogs have a tendency to motherfuckin’ bite.
[Image: avatar_135.jpg?dateline=1457307696] [Today 10:45 pm] Morene Fellon : jzall i am basically a space marine but with giant knockers
[Image: avatar_135.jpg?dateline=1457307696] [Today 10:45 pm] Morene Fellon : don't even try me
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[Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 09:45 AM] Amaterasu : And because it's USB it's technology and technology does not have genders. Therefore it is neither straight nor gay ^_^
[Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 09:45 AM] Amaterasu : Maybe it is technosexual Frog
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:46 AM] Gunther Stein : https://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywor...cgdfnaso_e
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:46 AM] Gunther Stein : Technology has genders to!
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:46 AM] Gunther Stein : And guess what, they're... BINARY!
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:46 AM] Gunther Stein : MUAHAHAH! Punz!
[13-Jzall's Avatar] *13-Jzall is triggered*
[Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 09:48 AM] Amaterasu : XD
[Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 09:48 AM] Amaterasu : Wait... so then, which gender is "0"?
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:48 AM] Gunther Stein : Isn';t it obvious?
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:48 AM] Gunther Stein : Isn't it?
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:48 AM] Gunther Stein : 1... 0...
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:48 AM] Gunther Stein : Pretty obvious how this plays out.
[Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 09:49 AM] Amaterasu : Confusedkeptic: ... :woah: !
[Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 09:49 AM] Amaterasu : :wat: Wait, are you implying that men are greater than women?
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:50 AM] Gunther Stein : 1 may be greater than 0, but 0 is absolute.
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:51 AM] Gunther Stein : Here's where it gets romantic.
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:51 AM] Gunther Stein : A man alone is just 1.
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:51 AM] Gunther Stein : A man and a woman is 10.
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:51 AM] Gunther Stein : But then again a man and a man is 11.
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:51 AM] Gunther Stein : And a woman and a woman is 00 and if you play D&D rolling two zeroes is a perfect 100.
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:51 AM] Gunther Stein : And that's why lesbian porn is hot.
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:52 AM] Gunther Stein : Nealogiced!
[Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 09:52 AM] Amaterasu : ... okay, you win.
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Confusedundoge: Credit & Hugs to Ruby for the sign, and to Guu for the smileys! Confusedundoge:

Hide your chicken nuggers, hide your heads, the Sundoge is coming and she'll hat everyone!
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Please message me before you attack my character or assault my base! Thanks!
This signature is so overloaded...


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