I judge the comfiness of your head!

[Moon Knight]

Sun doge come try Moon Knight's head or Dr. Doom's.

[Desman Black]

I have another Non-prime one for you, this time the memebers of the greastest band to ever exist

Warning, big images[spoiler]

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[13-Jzall]

My head is either just a normal head with metal on it (no hood) or a smooth lead mattress

[Amaterasu]

Moon Knight: This head is, unfortunately, not all that comfy :poop: There's no hair for cushioning and it has no other particular features that would make it especially appealing as a seat. Of course, some might enjoy the simplicity of such a head without all the gimmicky extra features, but I prefer the gimmicky ones. But, because SUN-doge gets to hat MOON-Knight, let's add an extra point :derp: 4/10.

Danny: A very standard human head here... also, I was promised an afro, but this is just regular hair :wat: No extra points or deductions here, you get a standard 5/10.
Ninja: Kind of like Danny, except less cushioning from the hair... and no contact with the human because they're always wearing their ninja mask :poop: 3/10.


Jzall: I'll just say that your head still has some human in it, because that gets a better score than a lead surface. With a military cut this head provides very little in the way of cushioning, but still adds a little to the comfort of it. The cybernetic legs that Jzall and co apparently have are great to add stability to his movements when he walks around, making it easier to stay up there, and 1,8 meters in height is nothing to sneeze at either. 6/10!

[Yukika Inoue]

IM A PYRRHA.

[Harry Potter]

What is the verdict? I might loose points for pigtails, but I think the view is nice.

[Amaterasu]

Pyrrha: Ooo. This head has a good view and very much anime hair - what with ridiculously long hair for a fighter, and an unconventional hair color. I like it :derp: Then, adding an Awesome-point-for-being-a-good-Amms-friend, that's 7.5/10. BUT! 8/10 if I'm allowed to pull that long strand of hair of yours up onto the top of your head and use it as a pillow. Also, it's extra practical for combat, I'll be keeping it from swinging in your face while you do your thing :yay:

 Heidi: Well... this is awkward. This person is about as tall as Pyrrha, has a big side-ponytail like Pyrrha and similar hair length... but no anime hair color and no extra awesome points :poop: So this comes up to 6/10. 6.5/10 like for Pyrrha if I get to pull the big ponytail up for extra fluff :derp:

[Clownpiece]

I'm warm and hellish and stuff. I'm obviously the better fairy to hat :frog:
just ignore the actual hat i have

[13-Jzall]

A non prime for you ama:

[Amaterasu]

Clownpiece: Actually your hat counts in your favor, so I won't ignore it. Sorry in advance to Cirno, but CP is correct - her head is comfier! The anime hair adds some great cushioning and being a Hell-fairy this head is extra warm on the belly of those who hat her. I must make a note to tell Amber about this, cates like warm places :frog: Coupling that with a fashionable jester's hat that is very useful for the hatter to look cool while hatting CP, this head gets a 7,5/10!

13-Jzall: Ooo, the Primarch Fulgrim! Well, this is definitely a comfy head, because Primarchs are bigger and taller than humans, meaning that there's a lot of hattable space and a great view :derp: But Fulgrim gets even more cookie points because being the perfectionist that he is I'm sure that he uses only the bestest shampoo and conditioner for his long hair, which makes it super soft. Unfortunately his Charisma and Fashion levels are already so high that a Sundoge hat wouldn't really add much, though. Also, his head doesn't have any special extras that really put him apart from a standard human head shape, and as a Primarch he'll have a tendency to get into big fights shooting Bolters and running around, which add noise and movement disturbances. Thus I cannot go beyond a 8/10 for him.

[13-Jzall]

this fine fellow:

[Claptrap]

Please judge my slightly chair-shaped head.

[Amaterasu]

13: :wat: Well, I have no idea what made you think that putting me on the head of this harlequin fellow would be comfy. The hair is spiky and not floofy at all, it's like sitting on a hedgehog except not quite as bad! Besides that this head has a very standard human shape, no extras. And to make matters worse, that mask that this fellow wears has a sharp edge which is risky for curious doges. And he might forget that he has a gas mask protection and wander into a toxic gas field, thus injuring the hatting doge. 2/10.

Claptrap: Wow, this is a surprisingly comfy head :pink: Or surface. I don't even know. Completely flat and extra wide means that it offers a great amount of stability and the edges provide an opportunity to hold onto in case of slipping - which I imagine is likely to happen seeing how Claptrap has only one wheel. Add to that that as a robot he's bound to generate heat, warming the hatter's tum, and we have more extra points :derp:
Now unfortunately, this head has an antenna which limits the amount of available space, it's a hard surface (iron? Steel?) and it has no luxury additions such as horns for paw restings (refer to Ash). Wait, no... scratch that last bit :woah: Those flaps that are opened when Claptrap has his arms out! Those are great for paw restings! But then he might close them and remove the surface... so I can't give a full point for this. 8.5/10 though.

[Angel Fisher]

The fisger of Angels need the hat of the Doges

[The Emperor of Mankind]

[spoiler]*slides into your thread*

OwO what's this[/spoiler]

Rate the emperor if you dare

[Amaterasu]

Angel: A standard human head, myes :frog: The color of the hair makes it a bit more interesting though and I guess that because it's long it could be used for added softness, so 5,5/10. Sorry that it's short but there isn't really much to go on.

Emprah: Only a smouldering "0/10" drawn on the ground with flames remains. The wrath of the Emperor and the Sundoge lingers, inspiring dread. You decide to leave for now.

[Takanomiya Hijiri]

Once the Sundoge escapes her execution by mailmen, I'd like her to rate Hijiri & China.

[Little Ghost]

*floats into thread*

*flutters around*

*sits on ground to rest*

Doge Hat?

[Amaterasu]

*after several attempts to have Space Marines hat people which ended in disastrous pancaked people, they pretend the incident has never happened, though Imperial propaganda continues to suggest that the Emperor's head is the comfiest of all the comfy heads*

Hijiri: Standard average human head once again :frog: The extra point I would allocate for the anime-ness and the swapping hair color which makes for a more interesting place to sit on (seriously, you have all shades of purple and blue in your images) is offset by the fact that your hair is pretty short, reducing the cushioning. So, 5/10.

LG: Aw yiss :hee: LG gets an extra point for being a very cute and pettable creature with a cute name that makes you want to pet him more (hooray for arbitrary point allocation)! Besides that: the horns are a good place to hold on to, but the... helmet? Exoskeleton skull? Head? seems to have a very flat surface regardless, which makes stabilization mostly unnecessary. Four feet of height means it's also a decent height to climb onto for hatting, but on the flipside means there's little in the way of panoramic view. Furthermore, the lack of hair means there's no fluff to rest on, so that kind of makes this head not quite as comfy to hat. Still, a well-deserved 7,5/10!

[Hecate Rothchild]

Hecate please