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I judge the comfiness of your head! - Amaterasu - 07-19-2017
Have you ever wondered how comfortable your head is for people (for instance, a Sundoge) to sit, lay down on, or hat? Well you probably haven't but Now's your chance to find out! Just post here and a certified head-tester will conduct a test and assign you a score.
Also, if you have multiple heads or a body without a head or something comparable, we may judge another hattable bodypart at our discretion.
Note: You can submit more characters after I judge yours, but don't ask me to judge two or three characters in one post. That way, if there is many people that are waiting, everyone gets their turn faster.
(Yes, yes, I know I still have the Monster Tinder thread to finish, leave me alone <_<)
RE: I judge the comfiness of your head! - Desman Black - 07-19-2017
I assume Des's head wouldn't be very cofy... would it
RE: I judge the comfiness of your head! - Summer - 07-19-2017
Sun over clouds!
How comfy is mine?
RE: I judge the comfiness of your head! - Amaterasu - 07-19-2017
Desman: Well, the coldness of the metal that is your head is mitigated by the warmth that your inner motors generate. The spherical shape makes it very unstable to sit or lay down on though, so I'll have to give this a 4/10 :hur:
Edit: I forgot that Desman's antenna is good to hold onto when lying down which mitigates the risk of sliding off. And he can fuse with people who will then be inside him (as he becomes a suit of armor), which means that he can hat people too. So that means +1,5 points, for a total of... *grabs calculator* 5,5/10.
RE: I judge the comfiness of your head! - Ebonywood Hellscythe - 07-19-2017
Ah, yes. The question of the ages. How hattable is Ebony?
RE: I judge the comfiness of your head! - Amaterasu - 07-19-2017
Somerled: Lots of unkempt hair to act as a cushion, makes this a pretty comfy head! And you're kind of tall so the view is nice, but I keep getting worried that your tallness and you being a storm spirit makes you act as a lightning rod, so I have to substract a few points. 8/10 is still a good score though!
RE: I judge the comfiness of your head! - PepsiYuuka - 07-19-2017
Enlighen me as to the status of Yuuka's remarkably hatless head.
RE: I judge the comfiness of your head! - Amaterasu - 07-19-2017
Ebonywood: Kind of like Somerled, except that because your hair is straight it isn't quite as comfy, and because you're relatively short the view suffers. But, a hood that is too big means that the doges napping on your head can be protected from the elements and remain hidden from the evil cat spies. So you get a well-deserved 8,5/10!
Yuuka: Hmm, while the head is definitely comfy and the green hair reminds one of grass to roll around in and whatnot because it puffs out a bit on the sides it is creating a deceptively big area to sit on, when a good bit of that area would give away under the weight. And because green hair looks so inviting to spread out on, I would almost call it a trap head :hur: ! 3/10.
RE: I judge the comfiness of your head! - The Vision - 07-19-2017
Alright, I'll bite.
RE: I judge the comfiness of your head! - Amaterasu - 07-19-2017
Vision: :poop: Oh, this is not good. This head has no hair to act as a comfy cushion, and while it has the feeling of human warmth with Vision not being just a mindless robot and all that, it doesn't feel as inviting as a flesh-and-blood-and-bones head. Also, it seems easy to slide off on the sides and unlike for Desman there is nothing to hold on to. On the good side the cape can be used as a blanket when Vision isn't doing heroic deeds and because he can fly there's extra points for panoramic view! 4/10.
EDIT: As Vision pointed out to me, his Solar energy generators would be able to warm his head, thus increasing the comfiness factor especially when someone lays down on it! Also, he's a hatting bro who has hatted people in the past so he gets a totally-not-arbitrary-nor-biased extra point! 6/10!
RE: I judge the comfiness of your head! - Ash - 07-19-2017
Almighty Sundoge,
I have an unhatted head for you to judge. And then possibly hat. Or in other order.
Ash has horns for paw restings~!
RE: I judge the comfiness of your head! - Amaterasu - 07-19-2017
Ash: :woah: HORNS? Those can be used for paw restings, to gnaw on, to hold onto when there's risk of falling off... that's worth some extra points for sure
Also, pointed ears can be batted at while being lazy - just like the tail, I might add. But that's more for cats. Otherwise, the hair is fluffy but the head shape is more or less standard human-ish! I give this head a solid 9/10!
RE: I judge the comfiness of your head! - Handsome Jack - 07-19-2017
Usopp.
RE: I judge the comfiness of your head! - Amaterasu - 07-19-2017
Hmm, Usopp has the great advantage of having curly hair that functions as a great cushion! Although there would be much more potential if instead of keeping 90% of that hair tied back into his afro he left it on top of his head, to add to the floof. His big hat could also be worn by whoever is hatting him, providing extra shade, and the goggles' leatherband is ideal to support a pair of hands/paws to stabilise the weight. The head shape and such is standard human, so I give this head a 6/10.
RE: I judge the comfiness of your head! - Handsome Jack - 07-19-2017
Lame.
Ok, now do Cell. :p
RE: I judge the comfiness of your head! - Daniel - 07-19-2017
Minato plz plz plz
RE: I judge the comfiness of your head! - Amaterasu - 07-19-2017
Cell: 7/10, it's okay.
Nah but, those horns on the side form very good supports that prevent a doge laying down from falling off the sides, especially if they roll over in their sleeps, and the front and back are sufficiently rough-surfaced to ensure that you don't slip off too easily. HOWEVER the tendency for Cell to get into heated battles with Super Saiyans throwing around Kamehamehas and punches is causing quite the disturbance, and the willingness of Cell to drink people in his vicinity and/or to feed chocolate to dogs gives you minus points, for 7/10.
Note that due to the added comfort and protection of the two high horns in his Semi-perfect and Perfect forms Cell will get +1 to his score when he gets there!
Minato: This is a great head and one can tell that it has been taken good care of so that doges such as Pakkun can get comfy on it :yay: The spiky-looking hair is in fact soft and cushion-y while not sticking out to the sides too much like it would with Yuuka. The owner of the head is also well-versed with doges and thus knows how to keep their head in a good position when it is being hatted. Unfrotunately he is only human without special magical features and such, so a 7/10 is as high as I'll go.
RE: I judge the comfiness of your head! - Bobby Worthing - 07-19-2017
Give me head
I mean what?
RE: I judge the comfiness of your head! - Alex - 07-19-2017
Android 17
RE: I judge the comfiness of your head! - Jak Mar - 07-19-2017
Marcus