I judge the comfiness of your head!

[Sam]

Freeza.

Not sure which form so you can choose one ^.^

[Cirno]

The Strongest would like your comfiest level of Cirno's head.

[Amber Veritz]

Yo, I'm obviously the only 10/10

[Weiss Schnee]

Weiss and Kerrigan GO!
For bonus points: How was the recently deceased Deathwind in sitting value?

[Amaterasu]

Bobby: Hmm, this is a very average human head without any particular special features. There's a decent amount of cushioning, human heads are fairly stable and all that, but nothing extraordinary. So you get a 5/10.

Android 17: Kind of the same as Bobby - it's a very average shape without any distinguishing special features, although I imagine that Super Saiyan modes, if 17 can use those, giving extra hair would add one or two comfiness points for the added cushioning :yay: But in his base appearance, this is unfortunately just a 5/10.

Marcus: We have a lot of average shapes with average hair in this run :frog: But, Marcus has the advantage of being a robot that could warm sitting doge's tums by venting excess heat generated by his robotic body. That's worth an extra point, for a total of 6/10!

Freeza: I'll just use the "Classic Freeza" form because that's the only one I know besides the one he's strongest with. After placing my butt on this head and trying various positions I can say that curling up on this head gives a pretty solid, safe seating thanks to that layer of white... bone? Skin? Chitin? surrounding the purple sphere on his head, which gives a support in case that one slips, as well as the two horns which are great to hold on to when it gets slippery! However, the lack of hair means that this is a pretty hard surface to nap on, so... 7,5 to 8 points depending on how hard or soft Freeza's skin is.

Cirno: Aghh, this would have been so much better if you weren't an ice fairy :poop: Because while your head is super comfy having all that extra hair as cushioning (hooray for anime hair!) being an ice fairy means that every doge that gets comfy up there will freeze their butt off. So that's a big minus... Only a 4/10.

Amber: MOONCATE, MY BIGGEST ENEMY, 0/10 :rage:
Nah, just kidding. Unfortunately not a 10/10 however, because Amber is pretty average, being very humanlike and all! Extra points for being a faunus which means softer hair (y'know, more fur-like), but the cat ears get in the way a little, especially for considerate hatters who don't want to pin them against her head when sitting up there. Amber also gets a totally-not-arbitrary extra point for being a long-time friend of the Sundoge :derp: 7/10!

@Saiss Please ask for only one

[Dust]

What about a doge like hoomanz? Dust's head is comfy?

[Sam]

Freeza will be happy to hear he did above average, so he will likely spare your planet.

If you're on HIS head then you don't have to bow xD

[Xana Tanoshimu]

May I ask for your sincere opinion on how my head feels? Rolls away.

[Amaterasu]

Dust: While his regular human head is pretty average, the werewolf head is quite another story :woah: The extra floof provided by the thick werewolf fur, the big ears to distract oneself with (especially cats), the extended area to sit on compared to the human head and the added stability of Dust's broad shoulders in werewolf form were the head-sitter ever to slide off all give plus points! Unfortunately the floof is not quite as great as for characters with huge amounts of hair (e.g. Minato and other anime characters) and the canine smell must get used to first, but otherwise very nice! 8/10!

Xana: I would say that this hair qualifies as anime hair, but just barely :derp: bit of added floof helps, otherwise this is just a pretty average human head. The headphones would get in the way but I'm sure that Xana can remove or push them back for a while as she gets hatted, so no minus points there, for a total of 6/10!

[Yukika Inoue]

Can I see the greatness of a Gardevoir's head? I'll share my poffins with you!

[Amaterasu]

Gardevoir: Well, I see that you are already wearing a hat, so you're covered :yay: And the hat tells me that...

... oh you still want me personally to opine the comfiness? Well, let's see. For one, the large head size offers for great stability for sitting and laying down. Also, there is lots of cushioning with your hair (I'll just assume that it's hair and that it is floofy). Unfortunately it's a very rounded head, making it rather slippery! This is not helped by the virtually complete lack of shoulders... but, those things where humans have their ears do help to some extent, especially for the hindlegs. Adding the I-am-BFs-with-sundoge-not-arbitrary-bonus point I conclude that this head is a   8,5/10.

Also, this Shroomish agrees with me!

[Gaston]

No one has a comfy head like Gaston!

[All Might]

What would sundoge make of this hairdo?

[Aquamarine]

Hey can you test Aquamarine's head? I'd have you test Syn's head too, but I think Syn would try to destroy you before you could get on and rest on his head.

[Summer]

Posting for Sonny.
Sun spirit meets Sun god

[Amaterasu]

Gaston: It must be the inflated ego of this guy that's making his head comfy :hee: Though he's human, his hair - especially with that haircut - offers some great extra cushioning, though I wonder if Gaston would really be okay with a hatting person ruining his perfect hair. Or maybe it just springs back into place, who knows. Also, his far-above-average size, especially the shoulders, allow for good stability! So those are worth a few extra points, adding up to 8/10.

All Might: Is this japanese Captain America? Captain Japan? :derp: Anycase, this head is conflicting. Although he's human, his size and broad shoulders enhance his stability and area to sit on much like Gaston, and the muscle mass (when he isn't flexing, anyway) is also nice to stand on if the head is not an option. However there isn't a lot of hair to cushion the hatter's rump, and those two strands at the front get in the way of the panoramic view. In combat, however, they are a fabulous target visor to assist All Might! I give this head a 7,5/10.

Aquamarine: This is going to disappoint her, but this head's score is pretty low :poop: First of all, while she has a human shape she is very small, which gives little area to hat - and that area is very round too, creating an unstable seat. Also, because the shoulders are barely any broader than the head they aren't really usable for the hatting person to catch themselves if they slide off... and last but not least, I presume that as a gem Aquamarine will be rock solid? So that the hair would provide no cushioning. On the plus side, sometimes a doge wants a hard surface to sit on, and the smallness means that in the event of falling there is less distance from the ground! So it's not a zero, but a 2/10.

Sonny: Hmm, this is a head with extra amounts of hair providing great cushioning (although not quite as much as anime hair!) but otherwise is very average-human... Somerled may have gotten a few points off due to the risk of rain or lightning bolts when he's raging and whatnot, but Sonny being the opposite - especially, being calm and desiring stability - actually earns him extra points for a particularly stable, unmoving head with great weather forecast! 7,5/10.

Bonus: Lord Dominator: This person not only dislikes doges, but she also has an anti-doge spike on the top which prevents would-be hatters from getting comfortable on there :wat: -10/10, do not recommend. (don't go bashing the player, now! It's an injoke between them and me :hee: )

[Dane Regan]

How hattable is Dane with his dumb blonde hair?

[Amaterasu]

Dane: This head is pretty much how I define "average human head". Neither bald nor with lots of hair, averagely human-sized, no special features, positive or negative... myup, 5/10 exactly. It's a great "standard" head for when you want a break from the specialties :derp:

[Desman Black]

As Omni ultimitely outright said no *cries internally* I want rocky to have a prober burrial

[Amaterasu]

Rocky: Am I even hatting a head? :frog: Well, the peculiar angle at which this head's surface inclines makes for a kind of awkward sitting position but this is mitigated by the outcrop on the right side which allows for the hatter to place their hindlegs on it for support - a very good thought! Furthermore, the cold and hard surface, while not the comfiest, provides a fairly safe environment for those who want a peaceful spot for a nap: this is further enhanced by how Rocky barely moves at all. Overall, I give this "head" a 4/10.