OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes

[Jak Mar]

Omnitwitter video posted by @Orangelightning

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo_rmxB_0p0[/youtube]

A 2 second clip pops up of Jak's old adventure... with Jak smirking saying "Let's go take care of business"

Thanks to all the fans out there...

Props to all our fans watching out there tonight.


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Noneofyourbusiness

I finally learned how to use this thing... All of us are rooting for you, Jak...

[Ganondorf]

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Big Daddy G
Well... that happened. #dafuck

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Big Daddy G
Link is dead... and now my newest ally has been taken from me. Accursed island will be the death of me. #captobvious #whyme

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Big Daddy GWait... why am I so discouraged? I am Ganondorf, the Great King. This minor setback is nothing to me!

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Big Daddy GJust cuz. #fuckomni #fuckkarljak

[Galel Baraz]

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THJOIUISDASNMSDTGH DSOINMJ
MNY FGNMGFVERFRTSD ASERWE TYOIOI NB IOFG DFORE TJHIOS SACREENM


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Thousandth Son
My apologies, a slight adjustment was required. My fingers were too big for the screen.

[Lubbock]

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Lubbock
Hly ctap its cold her ! Sry i cn't type proply! My fingra are lmst frozrn sold! #cld @dsmnitfinhers




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___
Jeez, this stud is shivering all over. He's trying to look tough, but he's seriously a pussy. #stupidlubbock #notthatcold




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Lubbock
@___ Ah! This cave's slightly warmer! Now stop calling me a stud! #thisguysabitch




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___
@Lubbock You win this time, but you're still a stud. #dealwithit




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Lubbock
I have to say, this cave looks rather cozy! The dragon I summoned seems to be kinda comfy, too. There's even tiny tunnels leading off of it! #mystery #lunchtime




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Lubbock
Well, Gin asked what we've got for lunch. Don't tell him: I have no idea. #unprepared




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___
Actually, it's because he doesn't know how to cook. #useless #becomeaman #youllnevergetawife

[Guu]

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xboxrules666
@Dew Man `/4 |>14`/ |)4+ |\\|3\\|/ (411 0|# |)|_|+`/?


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Dew Man
@xboxrules666 ! |-|4\\/3 |)4\\|/6. !+ |20%%4|25 |\\/|3|-| |>4|\\|+5 0|#|#.


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xboxrules666
@Dew Man (411 0|# |)|_|+`/ !5 0|\\|1`/ +|-|3 835+ 64|\\/|3 |#|24|\\|(|-|!53 3\\/4|2.


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Dew Man
@xboxrules666 \\|/!+|-|0|_|+ ?|_|35+!0|\\| |)4\\|/6. |-|4+3|25 83 \\|/|-|4(|(!


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Dew Man
@xboxrules666 ! |-|34|2|) `/0 |#0|_||\\||) `/0531|# 4 |-|0+ 1!++13 64|\\/|3|2 (|-|!%%0|2. 64|\\||\\|4 63+ 14!|)?


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xboxrules666
@Dew Man |\\|4\\|/ |)|_||)3. 5|-|3 4 (|247_`/ 455 8!+(|-|.


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Dew Man
@xboxrules666 0|-| 5|-|!+!


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xboxrules666
@Dew Man +|-|3 8!+(|-| \\|/4|\\|+3|) +0 |>14`/ |\\|!|\\|+3|\\||)0. 5|_|(|-| 4 |>|_|55`/ (0|\\|5013.


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Dew Man
@xboxrules666 +|2|_|3 |)4+.


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PoodleStrudles
@xboxrules66 @Dew Man NO ONE UNDERSTANDS WHAT YOU’RE SAYING, ASSHOLES!


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xboxrules666
@PoodleStrudles |#|_|(|( `/0|_| |)00|)!


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Dew Man
@PoodleStrudles |\\|008

Translation:
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xboxrules666
@Dew Man My my ol’ chap, you catch the new Call of Duty game?


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Dew Man
@xboxrules666 My! I have! It was quite smashing!


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xboxrules666
@Dew Man Dare I say that it is the most incredible game series of all time?


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Dew Man
@xboxrules666 You can dare! The nay sayers can only blow smoke, but we hold the cards!


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Dew Man
@xboxrules666 Heard you found a nice young lady of similar interests. Are you near the point of fornication?


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xboxrules666
@Dew Man I fear not, she is a bit hysterical.


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Dew Man
@xboxrules666 Oh my!


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xboxrules666
@Dew Man Unfortunately, we had a differing in opinions.


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Dew Man
@xboxrules666 That is unfortunate.


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PoodleStrudles
@xboxrules66 @Dew Man ! 831!3\\/3 `/0|_| 4|23 ?|_|!+3 !|\\|(0|\\/||>|23|-|3|\\|5!813 |2!6|-|+ |\\|0\\|/!


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xboxrules666
@PoodleStrudles How rude!


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Dew Man
@PoodleStrudles Most unprofessional.[/spoiler]

[Strazio Rockwell]

Written during his time in The Town with No Name

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Straz_Rock
Why is there so much sand everywhere? This sucks.


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Straz_Rock
Huh, a group of punks just tried to mug me. Kicked their asses.


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Straz_Rock
Where the hell even am I? Every keeps saying this town doesn't have a name.


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Straz_Rock
It is so hot, and I've got sand in places I didn't even know you could get sand in. #SandyStuggles


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Straz_Rock
I need a drink, hopefully this two-bit town has a bar or restaurant. I haven't eaten since DA.

[Guu]

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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
In honor of legalizing Dataverse Devices and Communicators, I’ve started this twitter account!


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
To be honest, I’m still trying to work my way around!


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hotdogkk413321
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine GO TO HELL


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@hotdogkk413321 Sticks and stones!


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Harriet Stockle
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine My son, what have you done with my son?


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Harriet Stockle Stockle… oh! You’re the mother of the half-orc teen from a while back!


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Harriet Stockle Listen, I understand your concern but we’ve taken care of the situation. He won’t bother you anymore.


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Harriet Stockle
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine No… please oh god no…


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Harriet Stockle
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine He was only 14, he did nothing wrong.


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Harriet Stockle Oh, one of these.


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Harriet Stockle It’s only common sense that all orcs are made to do evil acts. Your son had the genes.


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Harriet Stockle
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine You’re a monster.


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
People warned me the dataverse was rough, but WOW!

[Guu]

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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
My greatest dream is to gather as many good honest people I can and take down all the evil factions


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
The Empire, LAW, PLF, New Babylon, Ambrosia, they’ll all learn true righteousness and justice.


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu That includes you my little deceiver.


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Guu
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine Uhhh… who are you?


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu Princess Sunshine of the Berry Blitzkrieg Kingdom.


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Guu
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine Never heard of you.


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu I’m quite surprised! It’s my people that formed a little colony in the Tangled called Langweilig.


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Guu
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine Oh… shit….


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu I knew it! A child would never casually curse! You’re not a kid at all!


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Guu
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine Cut me some slack, you just bombed shelled the fuck out of me with that revelation.


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu I’m on to you now. One day, I’ll rescue my people from your controlling grasp!


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Guu
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine Okay, first of all, a lot of kids swear, I’m just more open about it.


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Guu
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine Second of all, they came to ME for leadership.


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu They only came to you because they thought you’d deliver them “freedom,” but instead they got you’re brand of evil.


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu I’ve heard the stories: trading with magical hellbeasts, treating animals like they were equal to humans.


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Guu
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine How are Moogles hell beasts?


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu Bat wings; dead giveaway.


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Guu
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine Also, it’s hard not to treat said animals like humans when they're sentient and walk on two feet…


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu We all know how it goes, first you’re treating animals like humans, the next, you’re raping livestock.


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Guu
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine …how do you even come to these conclusions?


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu It’s only logical.


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Guu
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine Uh huh… #facepalm


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu Hey! Don’t give me any of that sass, you’re the one causing suffering to my people.


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Guu
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine They’ve looked happy so far.


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu They only THINK they are happy, but in reality, they are suffering.


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Guu
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine Wow, you’re a completely horrible person and I’m not going to answer your tweets anymore.


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu Can’t ignore me forever! One day Guu. One day you're tyranny will end, and the good will triumph!

[Ganondorf]

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Big Daddy G
I can't believe Gilgamesh bested me at dragons. Though his irritation with me will balm my pride.


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Big Daddy G
Well death wasn't nearly as bad the second time around #stillhurtthough


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Big Daddy G
Karl Jak undressed me while I was unconcious! Should I be appalled or flattered? #mixedfeelings


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Big Daddy G
Ah! It's good to be home! Well, back in the Dunes at least.


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Big Daddy G
Seems like my time in Karl Jak's game was fruitful after all. The rabble loves me! #popular

[Guu]

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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
Good morning subject! It’s such a beautiful day!


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
No executions for a change! It’s good, we needed a break from all that.


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hotdogkk413321
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine Lemme guess, guilty of living?


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@hotdogkk412231 We’re not Barbaric here! It’s just things like tax evasion, siding with evil, that sort of deal.


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hotdogkk413321
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine You execute people for tax evasion? You’re worse than the empire!


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@hotdogkk412231 Don’t you dare compare me to the filth that is the empire!


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@hotdogkk412231 I’ve been there once, their blatantly casual use of magic is disgusting!


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hotdogkk413321
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine Magic? What magic? I live in coruscant and rarely see magic users outside the jedi.


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@hotdogkk412231 You have flying metal boxes!


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hotdogkk413321
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine That’s technology! You know, like the device you’re making these tweets with!


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@hotdogkk412231 Don’t be silly, a dataverse device can’t fly!


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hotdogkk413321
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine I’m tired of this. #GTFO


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@hotdogkk412231 Score one for Berry Blitzkrief #winner


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
See that? My first hashtag! #squeel

[Guu]

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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
I hate it when I have to make a difficult decision.


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
How can I face my subjects after today? I hope they still will love me…


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
The castle staff decided to throw me a cheer-up party.


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
Why was it so beautiful today, I guess Omni is mocking me. Not shocked he'd be against me.


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
Oh god…

[Roger Smith]

Written after waking up from a legendary infinite nap that he lapsed into during hiswandering in the Nexus.

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Adam Gaite
you ever get the feeling you missed out on a whole lot of things that may or may not have been REALLY GOD DAMN INTERESTING.

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Adam Gaite
this is the last time i take a nap and leave a barely-sentient crocodile to wake me up.

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Adam Gaite
@Lyle Glassman it was a really long nap.

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EgregiousInquisitor
@Lyle Glassman From the apparent length of the nap in question, assuming it not to be a joke, it can be safely assumed that it could only have been a Legendary Infinite Nap. It is not all that uncommon, is it?

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Adam Gaite
@EgregiousInquisitor you understand the concept of the Legendary Infinite Nap. this eases the growing sense of hatred and hopelessness I otherwise feel.

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EgregiousInquisitor
@Adam Gaite You are not the first Time player I have met in my days, mister Gaite. Nor will you, I suspect, be the last. Many of them have taken such naps. Why should I not understand its concept?

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Adam Gaite
@EgregiousInquisitor well that's just vague enough to be creepy as hell. but also explains a lot.

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Adam Gaite
looking back at some of the things that have been on the dataverse lately....yeah I can see I missed something big.

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Adam Gaite
i'm not mad. i'm not even disappointed. i don't even care. hell, i've missed bigger things.

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Adam Gaite
invisible ground is damn uncomfortable to sleep on. time to get moving again. #ontheroadagain

[Roger Smith]

Posted during and after making a pig out of himself.

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Adam Gaite
y'know what i thought was over rated until like literally just now? trees. like seriously, who even needs them. #rhetorical

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Adam Gaite
i grew up in the middle of nowere, with no trees anywhere for too god damn far. and now i am literally surrounded by them.

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Adam Gaite
and i have discovered that while not as overrated as i originally though, they still do kind of suck. especially if you run into them. #barkhurts

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Adam Gaite
@Countikus it hurts just about as much as being thrown aggressively into one.

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Adam Gaite
@Countikus not a tree, but something approximately the same size and texture. and by a very large person with a siren on his head. #fuckingdersitepolice #overzealouslawkeepers

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Adam Gaite
@Countikus you have less than no idea.

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Adam Gaite
why do i even bring up things from my home world to most people. i barely understand half of the shit i went through, and i went through it. gah. #hopelessconfusion

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Adam Gaite
on a side note, being able to just summon up food with that omnilium stuff is really fucking nice. beats having to take supplies along with you. kinda get the feeling i'll forget i can do it at least once in the future.

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Adam Gaite
back to roaming among the trees now.

[Roger Smith]

Made after arriving at the city of Ambrosia and during his following exploration of the place.

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Adam Gaite
word of advice: never try and argue with crocodiles. #losingbattle

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Adam Gaite
y'know....for anyone who was curious. they're not great conversationalists, but they make strong points, even without biting. it's weird.

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Adam Gaite
also, crocodiles can read. #whoknew

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Adam Gaite
managed to make it out of the trees. still very much over being surrounded by them.

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Adam Gaite
found a village or town or whatever you call a gathering of buildings and people to occupy them that is approximately this size and population density. #names #howdotheywork

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Adam Gaite
it was under attack or something. i got to snipe some big green ugly things in the head. pretty poor excuse for an attack, though. there were more big green uglies but they ran away.

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Adam Gaite
the crocodile i mentioned earlier insisted that i refer to the aforementioned "big green uglies" as orcs. stupid reptiles correcting me.

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Adam Gaite
@EgregiousInquisitor HOW DID THIS GOD DAMN CROCODILE GET AHLD OF POOL NOODLES #whattheactualfuck

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Adam Gaite
@EgregiousInquisitor no, just...pelase don't tell me. my mind couldn't handle it. #mymindisfulloffuck

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Adam Gaite
gonna go see what's in this town now, I guess. better than wandering among the trees. #randomvillagewandering

[Roger Smith]

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Captain Crow
Word of advice for anyone out there with a bunch of mates who want you to go do all the explorin' for 'em: Don't do it.

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Captain Crow
Nothing good will come of it, mark my words.

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Captain Crow
You might even just end up stranded somewhere with your crew and ship gone, not even leavin' you a drop to drink. Ungrateful dogs.

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Captain Crow
@SeaDog Naw, mate, no personal experience there on my part, but strictly spekain'...might want to keep an eye on drinks. Friendly advice.

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Captain Crow
Right, then...gettin' some funny looks here. Like they've never seen a pirate that knows how to work fancy technology. Best be gettin' on to me drink with the quickness, now.

[Mickey Mouse]

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Minnie Mouse
Is this thing on?


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Minnie Mouse
@Guu, how does this thing work?


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Minnie Mouse
Oh gosh, I'm hopeless.


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Minnie Mouse
Hello Omniversians! Minnie Mouse, royal guest of Princess @Guu of Ambrosia, here!


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Minnie Mouse
If you have any questions for me or my husband, please tweet me!


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Minnie Mouse
Oh, oopsie. Guess I shouldn't post my location when I'm a wanted criminal.


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Not Your Momma's Stormtrooper
@MinnieMouse, yeah, dumbass.


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Minnie Mouse
Wow, @NotYourMommasStormtrooper, watch your language! #blocked


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Minnie Mouse
Anyone know how to delete a tweet?

[Ari]

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Cat
Hi, uh, I'm Cat. At least... i think so. I don't really remember. I'm new here, to the Omniverse? I was hoping there was a couple of non-hostile people out there willing to be my penpal. Y'know.. so i'm not really alone out here? I uh... I'd really appreciate it if someone would agree to talk to me.

[Jak Mar]

So... Hi cat... Welcome to the place called the Omniverse... I'd.. like to talk if you are interested.

[Ari]

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Cat
@Jak Thanks! That... that would be nice. I... I'd like that.

[The Grey Man]

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Grey Man Paramilitary Solutions
Oh dear, I hope I've set this thing up correctly. --via Ramses 2.0.1