Beach Party Interest Thread?

[Lubbock]

IT'S TIME TO PARTAYYYYY

We cannot do a BEACH EVENT and not have it be Dead Or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball themed. How can we not? HOW CAN WE NOT, GUYS.

We can have a little store that you can buy shitty one-off souvenirs from, we can buy clothes for each other and go on fucking JET SKI RACES. We can have weird... butt-bouncing... things? OMG guys, come on. COME ON.

Both boobs act individually of one another.

Lubbock be sitting on the sand watching the girls (Mami, Violet, Trixie, etc. etc.) having their fun in their bikinis! (Or at least Lubbock hopes they'll be in bikinis)

[Thaal Sinestro]

IT'S TIME TO PARTAYYYYY

We cannot do a BEACH EVENT and not have it be Dead Or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball themed. How can we not? HOW CAN WE NOT, GUYS.

We can have a little store that you can buy shitty one-off souvenirs from, we can buy clothes for each other and go on fucking JET SKI RACES. We can have weird... butt-bouncing... things? OMG guys, come on. COME ON.

Both boobs act individually of one another.

Lubbock be sitting on the sand watching the girls (Mami, Violet, Trixie, etc. etc.) having their fun in their bikinis! (Or at least Lubbock hopes they'll be in bikinis)

I know Sinestro will be in a bikini

[Lubbock]

IT'S TIME TO PARTAYYYYY

We cannot do a BEACH EVENT and not have it be Dead Or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball themed. How can we not? HOW CAN WE NOT, GUYS.

We can have a little store that you can buy shitty one-off souvenirs from, we can buy clothes for each other and go on fucking JET SKI RACES. We can have weird... butt-bouncing... things? OMG guys, come on. COME ON.

Both boobs act individually of one another.

Lubbock be sitting on the sand watching the girls (Mami, Violet, Trixie, etc. etc.) having their fun in their bikinis! (Or at least Lubbock hopes they'll be in bikinis)

I know Sinestro will be in a bikini

Aaaaaaand Lubbock's staying the f*** out of that business...

[Lubbock]

I know I haven't made her yet, but I decided to grab a beach party pic of Ruby, because why the f*** not?

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[Ganondorf]

NSFANYONE:

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[Trixie]

Dear god man. Get a wax.

[Ganondorf]

A real man has hair. But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

[Trixie]

A real man has hair. But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

No. I prefer to be shaven. The last thing you want is pubes coming out of my bikini.

[Ganondorf]

I suppose some women might prefer those who are bare, like a child. Seems awfully pedophilic to me, but I don't judge. *chuckles*

[Trixie]

I suppose some women might prefer those who are bare, like a child. Seems awfully pedophilic to me, but I don't judge. *chuckles*

If hair is what you want then I guess I can have some peach fuzz for our meeting. I won't shave my legs either.

[Ganondorf]

Good.

[Lubbock]

I suppose some women might prefer those who are bare, like a child. Seems awfully pedophilic to me, but I don't judge. *chuckles*

If hair is what you want then I guess I can have some peach fuzz for our meeting. I won't shave my legs either.

*Lubbock hides in corner and cries, forever a virgin*

[Thaal Sinestro]

Pubes get in the way of streamlined PORKING.

[Ganondorf]

@ Thaal: HA! Good thing I like my porking to be hard and rough.

[Trixie]

Good.

Watch out though. My mission for our beach meeting will to be to shave you.

[Jak Mar]

[Lubbock]

*Chuck Norris thumbs up* I approve

[Trixie]

I suppose some women might prefer those who are bare, like a child. Seems awfully pedophilic to me, but I don't judge. *chuckles*

If hair is what you want then I guess I can have some peach fuzz for our meeting. I won't shave my legs either.

*Lubbock hides in corner and cries, forever a virgin*

Don't fret. One day you'll meet a girl and then you'll reach a stage of your relationship that she'll start telling you about female hygiene. Then you'll know.

[Lubbock]

Don't fret. One day you'll meet a girl and then you'll reach a stage of your relationship that she'll start telling you about female hygiene. Then you'll know.

There's one problem:

Lubbock's into that

[Sasuke Uchiha]

So, suddenly Sasuke is interested in meeting this Blackfire person >.>
xD