Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M]

[Smith]

I underwear sleep, for now, since I'm couch bound for the foreseeable future. I've pajama slept before too. But I remember when I first started sleeping nude and I was like: "This is weird...". Then I got used to it. Now I prefer it.

Also, Guu always has the best ideas. For serious.

[Omni]

Feels like I'm wearin NOTHIN AT ALL

NOTHIN A-actually well yes

[Guu]

@omni: I imagined your avatar saying that.

[Kopaka]

Slow bro post:

As people go longer with never having sex, the more crazy and bizaare sex becomes in their bone starved minds.

It's basically the reason Japan.


On that note and bringing this conversation full reacharound circle, I don't like sleeping nude cuz it's usually after copulation and I like to keep my sheets clean.

[David Stephenson]

Can confirm. 27 year old virgin, asexual, wonder how on earth the first animals had the idea to have sex.

"Uh, like, hey. You know we have different things between our legs to pee out of? Like, what if we put them together? Then afterwards, we take them out... And put them back in again! Wait,come back, why are you acting like I'm a weirdo?"

[Dave Strider]

:frog:














:frogbon:

[Guu]

My body is a backstabbing Bitch. x.x

Seriously, I skip the Melatonin one night, thinking "Well, it's 2 AM, I should be fine," but NO! It was around 7 AM I fell asleep! Aaaaaaaghhhhh!!!!!

[Guu]

Okor
oh god why did I wander into the shitpostin' thread

Curiosity killed the cat.

[Tartaros]

Pah. Let a real shitpost master show you how it's done. :frogbon:



Now. What's the difference between a cart full of babies and a cart full of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

[Guu]

Found another video in my travels.

This one is for those who think you can't just slap the Attack on Titans theme on everything:

http://missfinefeather.tumblr.com/post/1...ng-awesome

[Trixie]

So confuse. Much wow.

[Naruto Uzumaki]

[Trixie]

One day, I'll sign up to an RP forum that's mostly just sex role play, then I'll do nothing but my slice of life schtick and see what happens.

Like rampant sex would be happening around me and I'd be running a bakery.

Just to be a troll, I'll put my kink as "abstinence" and everyone will think my major thing is to be an innocent that gets broken, but no, my character took a vow of abstinence until marriage. She won't judge anyone else, but she'll expect other people to respect her choice.

You should do this here.

[Omni]

Found another video in my travels.

This one is for those who think you can't just slap the Attack on Titans theme on everything:

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The original.

[Aadibah]

Children, children.
I would unleash a fraction of my shitposting ability, but I want this site to stay up.

[Tartaros]

Children, children.
I would unleash a fraction of my shitposting ability, but I want this site to stay up.

Oh, really? Please. Tell me more.

[Shay Cormac]

[Aadibah]

Oh, Tartaros. Behind that armored visage I am sure of one thing: you're just a scared kid.
Same goes with all of you.

Funny how you claim such high status, and right now you're making a rookie mistake already. Funny how I'm the one in control of this dialogue.

And why, you may ask, am I indulging in this? If I'm so high and mighty, why am I acting like a newfriend on /b/?

1t'5 51mpl3. 1'v3 4lr34dy w0n.

[Tartaros]

And why, you may ask, am I indulging in this? If I'm so high and mighty, why am I acting like a newfriend on /b/?

1t'5 51mpl3. 1'v3 4lr34dy w0n.

/pol/ and /b/ know nothing of true shitposts. Their posts are uncultivated, void of timing and humor. They are but children before the might of the earliest shitposters.

[Tartaros]

And why, you may ask, am I indulging in this? If I'm so high and mighty, why am I acting like a newfriend on /b/?

1t'5 51mpl3. 1'v3 4lr34dy w0n.

/pol/ and /b/ know nothing of true shitposts. Their posts are uncultivated, void of timing and humor. They are but children before the might of the earliest shitposters.[/quote]

why am I acting like a newfriend on /b/?

Because you are. :frogbon: