OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes

[Guu]

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Zangoose
It’s so hard tweeting with giant claws on your paws. lol.


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Seviper
@Zangoose: Try tweeting with no arms!


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Zangoose
@Seviper Oh please, you just dictate to Dedenne as you always do.


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Seviper
@Zangoose Hey! Don’t talk that way about my GF! At least she’s not a fat tub of lard like your GF!


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Snivy
@Seviper Oh no he didn’t!


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Zangoose
@Seviper Lady Miltank is a healthy weight for her species!


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Seviper
@Zangoose Hey, you like a little junk in the trunk, you don’t have to justify it.


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Zangoose
@Seviper Well at least when me and my GF eventually breed, I won’t squash her from size difference alone.


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Seviper
@Zangoose Oh yeah? Well at least it won’t be like doing a wailmer.


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Scraggy
@Zangoose @Seviper This is gonna get good!


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Zangoose
@Seviper At least for us it won’t look like I’m strangling her!


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Pidgeot
@Zangoose @Seviper Is this really happening?


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Captain Redding
@Zangoose @Seviper 20$ on the snake.


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Throh
@Captain Redding Are you seriously trying to place a bet? #lol #sillyhuman


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Seviper
@Zangoose I’m sure you can live happily ever after with your GF and have many many children.


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Seviper
@Zangoose I’d consider eating your offspring but I’m trying to lose weight and anything your GF produces would be high in the fats.


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Zangoose
@Seviper Is that the best you got?


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Seviper
@Zangoose Admittedly, that one was reaching a bit.


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Zangoose
@Seviper Wasn't expecting much from what amounts to as a giant crawling phallus.


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Seviper
@Zangoose That just adds more to her enjoyment. I'm sure your's is fine to, when compared to a Flabébé's.


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Guu
@Zangoose @Seviper This is the best thing ever.


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Zangoose
@Seviper Well at least I don’t scrunch up like an accordion!


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Seviper
@Zangoose At least I don’t get my ass whooped by ever fighting type I come across!


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Zangoose
@Seviper At least I face them in a fair fight. I’m not being all cheap and poisoning them like a pussy.


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Miltank
@Zangoose @Seviper ENOUGH!


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Miltank
@Zangoose @Seviper You two promised you've settled your rivalry when you came to the omniverse.


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Miltank
@Zangoose @Seviper Now I won’t stand idly by when you two break the promise you made to me and Dedenne!


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Dedenne
@Miltank Preach sister!


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Zangoose
@Seviper But did you see what he said about you?


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Miltank
@Zangoose @Seviper I don't care what he said. We are above this now. Pokemon in the Omniverse need to stick together, so no more of this!


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Seviper
@Zangoose @Miltank Sigh, she’s right.


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Zangoose
@Seviper @Dedenne I’m sorry Seviper. And I’m sorry Dedenne. I didn’t mean everything I said.


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Seviper
@Zangoose @Miltank I’m sorry too. I guess I have troubles letting the past go.


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Dedenne
@Zangoose It’s ok, I’m just glad I don’t have to dictate Seviper’s half of the argument anymore.


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Seviper
@Zangoose You want to settle it over drinks later? I’ll buy ya.


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Zangoose
@Seviper You’re on, buddy!


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Zangoose
@Miltank Thank you, babe! I love you!


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Miltank
@Zangoose @Seviper You’re quite welcome. I love you, too!


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Snivy
@Zangoose @Miltank This is too sweet <3


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Pidgeot
@Zangoose @Seviper #happyending



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Slowpoke
@Seviper OH NO HE DIDN'T!