OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes

[Handsome Jack]

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TheREALCell
@Isabelle I’m MADE from Science… is that what you’re asking?




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TheREALCell
@Isabelle You’d never have believed me if I just told you. Don’t even lie. I can tell.




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TheREALCell
@futurewarrior And I got to fight a talking stick of Double Bubble and Double O Syphilis. Fun!




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TheREALCell
@futurewarrior And NOW I’m stuck with you both. The fun times never end! Nah. You guys are cool. As cool as a Devil Fruit Smoothie from your local Five and Dime!




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TheREALCell
@Isabelle WHAT are you talking about? Did you get on Google again? WHY!?!




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TheREALCell
@Isabelle Oh… oh dear god… what is wrong with people? This is the exact reason why I’m going to drink every single last one of them.




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TheREALCell
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I am an asexual being. Stop trying to put your “labels” and “genitals” on me. We live in a beautiful rainbow world of sexualities and genders. #Ace




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TheREALCell
@Isabelle NOT that you aren’t an attractive… dog… person. But you ain’t my type. Sorry, not with OHarmony could make us compatible, and they have a 99% success rating!




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TheREALCell
Fuck you all. Not literally. Just in that I’m going to turn you all into bioenergy to fuel me.



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TheREALCell
Got electrocuted for that last tweet. Totally worth.




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TheREALCell
@futurewarrior It IS weird. Know what else is weird? THAT I ONLY HAVE ONE EYE NOW!




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TheREALCell
@Kobaltsky Ok. Who the fudge are you?! AND WHY DID YOU SEND ME THAT PICTURE?!!




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TheREALCell
@Kobaltsky You’ll be the first to die when I’m off this island.