Forum Game: Make a joke character!

[Guu]

(Author's Note: I'm playing a character as I'm writing this. The character I'm playing may not know rules that I would.)

Character name: Abe Froman (AKA The Sausage King of Chicago)

Character source: Ferris Butler Day Off

Character history:
(I’ve only seen this character in a youtube clip.) Abe walks into the restaurant with his two friends being all cool and stuff, he checks if his name is spelt right in the reservation before the book guy shows up. He doubts he’s the real Abe Froman because of his age and tries to kick him out. He doesn’t even bother busting out his ID to prove he’s Abe because everyone should know already, so he goes straight to calling the cops. I don’t know what happens next because that’s where the clip ends, but I assume the waiter guy gets his ass kicked by the cops.

Physical Description:

Young with black hair dresses awesome. He looks too young to be the Sausage King of Chicago, but that’s just how awesome he is.

Stats:
ATK: 5
DEF: 3
SPD: 3
TEC: 3

(I read somewhere you could permanently upgrade your stats, but I can’t find this part again, so I’m guessing how much it’s worth.)
Stat upgrades total cost: 400

Starting Proficiencies: Physical Attack Prof, Ranged Prof.

Starting Powers: Master Acrobat.

Starting Moves:
Gun (300)
Whenever he wants to, he shoots people with a gun

Fist (300)
He hits people with this fist.

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