Dante's Abyss Power Rankings

[Handsome Jack]

First off: 14 out of 32? You and I both know I should be in the top spot, you pretentious pri-primadonna.

Secondly: THIS WAS A JOKE!!!? My life is ruined over your little prank to Pops!? I'ma going to... definitely NOT kill you both and drink your fluids like a milkshake. Definitely not that.

Thirdly: Come on, man. Don't laugh. Kinda thing'll hurt a guy's feelings...