OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes

[Handsome Jack]

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Steve_Ludwig
I love vagina! So much! Also, drink more Pepsi. It's delicious AND nutritious!




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Mommy_Ludwig
@Steve_Ludwig We KNOW, sweetie. That's why you and Brian have an open relationship.




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TheREALCell
Seemed this place was sorely devoid of perfection, but I'm here now! Rejoice world, for your salvation is at hand! And by salvation, I mean, I'ma drink you all. Just like a cool, refreshing Pepsi-Cola (now in Orange-Berry).




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TheREALCell
So, I ain't been in the OV(Omniverse for you plebs) too long, but I'm doing something called Dante's Abyss right now (presented by Syntech and sponsored by Coca-Cola. I won't go into the details of what got me in here... Buuuut...




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TheREALCell
Let's just say that my Dad has me bent over a barrel on this one. And NOT in the good way. On that note, subscribe to OmniHub for all the latest and greatest pornography, like Elf on Charizard Action.




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TheREALCell
Well, I ain't gonna stick around here for long. On a death island, after all. And remember, kiddies: If it ain't Syntech, it ain't bloody entertainment!