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[The Future Warrior]

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New guy I found did need help. He really messed up his leg. Can't even walk! All this water probably isn't helping.
#floodingsucks



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Did I use that hashtag thing right? I'm still learning.



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futurewarrior
Oh cool, I think I did use it right. Maybe? I dunno.



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So new guy's name is Isaac. He's a space engineer. I've never really been to space, so hearing him talk about it is cool!



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Well. I'm not really an alien. Kind of more like a demon? I dunno. I think I descended from something made of pure magic and evil?



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Oh, no. I'm not evil.



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We got better!



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It was a long time ago. Hundreds of years or something. He spit out all of his evil, and became a good guy!



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I guess it can happen? Because it kind of did.



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It's weird. I don't know history that well.



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Well, no, I've been all over. To a bunch of planets and stuff. Even through time, and into the atmosphere of planets!



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But I always just kind of teleported. Or got warped through time portans and stuff. Space travel just never really came up.



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But anyway, like I was saying! Isaac is a space engineer! He's got really cool armor and stuff. He's been pretty nice so far.



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Helping drag him through the water, to a safehouse, get him some help with his leg!
#medialsupplies #ihope #imnotadoctor



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It's kind of awful though. I'm so short the water keeps hitting me in the face. Starting to learn to keep my mouth shut so I don't keep swallowing it, because it tastes awful.
#worsethandirt #thetastesticksaround #gladicantsmellit



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Oh, hang on, gotta take a shortcut. Sharp rocks and stuff. Need to focus!