I choose your Alt for you

[Guu]

Give me my first alt. even though I'm nowhere near the requirments

Okay, another obscure one. Let's see what we get with this one! Desman Black GO!


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And the results are...



Well, that's reaching. I mean, seriously?

Then again, it was either that or the machine makes fun of the fact it looks like your character is wearing a cyan-colored sweatband. Either would be INCREDIBLY reaching.