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I choose your Alt for you - Guu - 06-14-2017
These kinds of topics were a fad that existed weeks ago and have long died out. This is about the right time for me to jump on the bandwagon!
Need to change a character? Need to choose an alt character? Then you are in luck, because this topic is for you! With a simple request, you will be matched with the perfect second or third character!
Just list the characters you'll be keeping below. I will plug them in my massive computer that exists miles underground in a doom lair. Using complex algorithms that consider the personality and writing style of your current characters, you'll be matched with someone that counters them perfectly, keeping a perfect yin yang balance.
Don't believe it? Check out this satisfied customer!
That's right! Our pick was so perfect, that he outright ignored our post! He couldn't handle the perfectocity of it all! But we know you can! So apply today!
We are not held responsible if our picks cause the immenant demise of your time on this site. We chock those cases to 'human error' rather than problems with our picks. If your pick causes dizziness, drowsiness, or erectile disfuction, call a doctor immediately.
If you haven't guessed from the context, this topic is made for humor. Do not actually take any of these picks seriously.
RE: I choose your Alt for you - Dawnika Snow - 06-14-2017
Indulge me o' mighty one. Of whom should I choose to be my third character?
RE: I choose your Alt for you - Guu - 06-14-2017
(06-14-2017, 02:55 AM)Dawnika Snow Wrote: Indulge me o' mighty one. Of whom should I choose to be my third character?
Okay, plugging in Amber and Condom Fox...
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And the results are:
![[Image: 7YhgmhM.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/7YhgmhM.jpg)
Well there you go! Have fun with your new character!
RE: I choose your Alt for you - Malon - 06-14-2017
What about me? Any good ideas?
RE: I choose your Alt for you - Omni - 06-14-2017
Hit me with that alt, that one character who's gonna be different from all the others and not break my heart by being slightly inconvenient, y'know?
RE: I choose your Alt for you - Guu - 06-14-2017
(06-14-2017, 03:19 AM)Malon Wrote: What about me? Any good ideas?
Okay, I'll be plugging in Undyne and Amaterasu. It's an interesting pair of characters with completely competing ideals. I'm expecting someone in between those two characters to pop up.
Well, let's try it out!
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And the results are:
![[Image: zoX7pcE.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/zoX7pcE.jpg)
Oh man, I was right!
RE: I choose your Alt for you - 2B - 06-14-2017
Colour me amused by the idea! Throw me into the mix.
RE: I choose your Alt for you - Guu - 06-14-2017
(06-14-2017, 03:19 AM)Omni Wrote: Hit me with that alt, that one character who's gonna be different from all the others and not break my heart by being slightly inconvenient, y'know?
Okay, will do! As well as imputing Omni, I'll put in special code to make sure you get the most perfect character imaginable.
Alright, here were go.
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Okay, it's struggling a bit, it can't handle this much perfection.
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I think we are getting something...
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And your result is....
![[Image: PfZ2X6s.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/PfZ2X6s.jpg)
...damnit machine, stop being predictable! *gives it a smack*
RE: I choose your Alt for you - Guu - 06-14-2017
(06-14-2017, 03:29 AM)2B Wrote: Colour me amused by the idea! Throw me into the mix.
Okay, okay, I've worked out some kinks in the machine. It should be working better now. Plugging in 2B at this moment.
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And your result is...
![[Image: 8iVLGQz.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/8iVLGQz.jpg)
...GODDAMNIT! Now it's doing fucking puns?
Back to the lab again! (Not again!)
RE: I choose your Alt for you - Yu Kanda - 06-14-2017
Alright Guu, work your magic
RE: I choose your Alt for you - Odin - 06-14-2017
I might be ready for a third character in 2 to 3 years, so I figure now is the time to start looking into who I should play and mapping out their first 50,000 OM. I'll keep Odin and Boba Fett. Please lend me your guidance.
RE: I choose your Alt for you - Guu - 06-14-2017
(06-14-2017, 04:22 AM)Yu Kanda Wrote: Alright Guu, work your magic
Alright, after spending all night repairing, I think it's finally ready for further market use. Plugging in Yu Kanda and Batman.
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And your result is...
![[Image: YdEaDIm.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/YdEaDIm.jpg)
Huh...
What a success!
We're back in business baby!
RE: I choose your Alt for you - Handsome Jack - 06-14-2017
Oi, gurl! Giv' yo openin on yo boi hoo oireddy sweeshes to much.
RE: I choose your Alt for you - Cirno - 06-14-2017
Give me the perfect third character Guu since I am seeing such great results from this thread.
RE: I choose your Alt for you - Gamzee Makara - 06-14-2017
Ah, I'm keeping Gamzee, not sure about Peter yet. Please give me a proper alt/possible third. Thank you, amíe
RE: I choose your Alt for you - Guu - 06-14-2017
(06-14-2017, 07:13 AM)Odin Wrote: I might be ready for a third character in 2 to 3 years, so I figure now is the time to start looking into who I should play and mapping out their first 50,000 OM. I'll keep Odin and Boba Fett. Please lend me your guidance.
Huh, a bounty hunter and a literal god. Another set of apposing ideas. Who could possibly match up here...
Plugging in Odin and Boba Fett...
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And your result is...
![[Image: ce0G64q.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/ce0G64q.jpg)
...I see no problem with this pick whatsoever! Enjoy your new character!
RE: I choose your Alt for you - Guu - 06-14-2017
(06-14-2017, 12:10 PM)Cell Wrote: Oi, gurl! Giv' yo openin on yo boi hoo oireddy sweeshes to much.
Alright, Cell and Usopp being added to the machine...
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And your result is...
![[Image: 8o2RLnf.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/8o2RLnf.jpg)
That is perfect for you Jeff! You should play that one all the time!
RE: I choose your Alt for you - Harlan Higgs - 06-14-2017
Oh man. Who should my third be?
So far I've got hacker samurai Hiro and Vampire Gangster Harlan!
RE: I choose your Alt for you - Guu - 06-14-2017
(06-14-2017, 12:14 PM)Cirno Wrote: Give me the perfect third character Guu since I am seeing such great results from this thread.
Alright, Chara and Cirno has been put in the machine...
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And your result is...
![[Image: frisk_ice_tea_by_megaspidermoon-d9m8xdl.png]](http://orig15.deviantart.net/9750/f/2015/365/d/6/frisk_ice_tea_by_megaspidermoon-d9m8xdl.png)
Source
Well, at least it's refrigerated.
RE: I choose your Alt for you - Guu - 06-14-2017
(06-14-2017, 12:16 PM)Gamzee Makara Wrote: Ah, I'm keeping Gamzee, not sure about Peter yet. Please give me a proper alt/possible third. Thank you, amíe
Okay, plugging in Gamzee Makara, let's see where this takes us!
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And your result is...
![[Image: V1dKuAN.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/V1dKuAN.jpg)
...is that clown Homer Simpson in disguise?