Things you believed as a kid

[Omni]

I thought that men and women reproduced by kissing. The testicle 'egg' would rise from the ballsack, up through the body, and pass through the mouth and then down into the woman's stomach where it would gestate. It was a solid theory, but my parents would never confirm, deny or answer my questions like "so can a man only have two children?"

I believed that Father Christmas was invisible. It was the only explanation, since I remember staying up all night and never seeing him, but my stocking was there when I got up. There's zero chance that I didn't remember falling asleep.