Are you a Bender?

[Corporal Light]

Ballad:

Personality:

1. Top five foods?
   
   "I've always had a preference for Lyker and Trunker meat. Both are tough bastards to kill normally, so there's something rewarding about it. Then there's Blood Berry Juice. The perfect drink for any purpose, really. Having a few leeks and lettuces is also always a nice change of pace."
   
   
2. Someone disagrees with you. How do you respond?
   
   "Well, there an idiot, for one thing, as I've found that most everything I say is true to some degree. I'd probably just tell them exactly how stupid they are and why, and if they took offense to that then I'd just keep trying until I got it through their thick-ass skulls on the correct way of things. Unless they tried to attack me. Then I'd kill them."
   
   
3. How do you react if you are being bullied?
   
   "Punch the bully square in the jaw and beat the shit out of him while he's down. That'll teach the fucker."
   
   
4. How do you react if someone else is being bullied?
   
   "Punch the bully square in the jaw and beat the shit out of him while he's down. I might even kill him too; it depends on what they are saying and doing at the time."
   
   
5. Your father is on his death bed. You know you are in his will to inherit something great. How do you feel?
   
   "Truthfully, I'd... probably be too busy mourning to care."
   
   
6. How do you regard your sibling?
   
   "I don't have any siblings. I've always considered my friend Timber to be like a little brother, though, and he's perhaps the greatest person I've ever met."
   
   
7. How do you feel about strangers?
   
   "Nothing good about them. End of story."
   
   
8. What is your favorite season and why?
   
   "I only the cold, cold frost of winter."
   
   
9. Top five random things you like?
   
   "I like it when it's quiet, and when the world is completely at peace with itself; when everything is in complete and total harmony. I also have a silly fondness for my guns; it's just a pride thing, really. I also like to fiddle with fire a bit, but purely for scientific purposes. Speaking of which, science has always been something I've wanted to dabble into, if only to figure out new ways to make more efficient items for my people."
   
   
10. Top five random things you dislike?
    
    "War, death, violence, religion, narrow-minded fuckwads."
    
    

Combat:

1. Offense or Defense?
   
   "Offense. It doesn't matter how long you can last. If you can't put up a fight, you can't win one either."
   
   
2. Speed or Power?
   
   "Power. Won't matter about my speed if I can crack the skull of any man in one punch."
   
   
3. Lethal or Nonlethal?
   
   "There's no point in keeping people alive if they're trying to hurt you and the people you care about, is there?"
   
   
4. Long, medium or close range?
   
   "I can kill at any range."
   
   
5. Rigid stance, or mobile stance?
   
   "Even for someone like me, you need to keep moving. Mobile."
   
   
6. Block or evade?
   
   "Block. My pickaxe can take the blow, and I can even redirect it."
   
   
7. If struck, counter-strike or disengage and reevaluate?
   
   "Get the bastard off of me first and then I'll consider running."
   
   
8. Sneak attack, sneak around or openly engage?
   
   "I'm not stupid. I'll sneak attack. Any opportunity is one I'm going to take."
   
   
9. Fight or flee?
   
   "Fight. Not like I'll get far if I run."
   
   
10. Response to overwhelming odds?
    "There is no such thing."
    

Culture:

1. Arrange the following by priority: Political power, personal freedom, public safety, interactive community
   
   "Public safety, interactive community, personal freedom, political power."
   
   
2. Arrange the following by priority: Expand outwards, develop inwards, colonize, stabalize
   
   "Stabilize, expand outwards, develop inwards, colonize."
   
   
3. Describe your definition of "Honor"
   
   "Honor: A noble trait, but one with far too many negatives to be a pragmatic one."
   
   
4. What does "War" mean to you?
   
   "War: The most atrocious, disgusting thing in the world. It must be prevented at any cost, including using a war to stop it. A War to End All Wars, shall we say."
   
   
5. What would you consider a popular hangout for teenagers? (14-17 ish)
   
   "The Frozen Lakes back home were always a fun spot to socialize with."
   
   
6. What would you consider a popular hangout for young adults (18-30 ish)
   
   "The Town Square is always filled with workers more than willing to chat."
   
   
7. What would you consider a popular hangout for middle aged adults? (31-60-ish)
   
   "The Churches were always popular with the older crowd."
   
   
8. What would you consider a popular hangout for the elderly? (61 and over)
   
   "The Churches. They're practically always there."
   
   
9. Describe your culture's food and drink of preference (alcohol included, but not necessary)
   
   "We don't have a lot of vegetables to eat due to our weather conditions, so we treasure each and every one we find for special events. Due to this, our diet primarily consists of meat and alcohol. And if we can't get neither, then there's always our skin, which collects just enough energy from what little sun rays that shine through our clouds to get us through the day."
   
   
10. Define Patriotic.
    
    "Patriotism: Devotion to your species and the success and prosperity of said species."