Are you a Bender?

[Sans]

Sans:

Personality:

1. Top five foods?
   
   "in order from greatest to not-so-greatest, ketchup, burgers, fries, juice boxes, spaghetti."
   
   
2. Someone disagrees with you. How do you respond?
   
   "shrug and crack a joke. or just ignore the dude."
   
   
3. How do you react if you are being bullied?
   
   "probably crack a joke at their expense."
   
   
4. How do you react if someone else is being bullied?
   
   "depends. if my little bro's getting bullied, then SOMEONE'S coming home in a cast, but if it's anyone else, I suppose i'll just crack a joke or two."
   
   
5. Your father is on his death bed. You know you are in his will to inherit something great. How do you feel?
   
   "whatever."
   
   
6. How do you regard your sibling?
   
   "i owe papyrus a lot, i really do. he's the best, but don't tell him i said that."
   
   
7. How do you feel about strangers?
   
   "depends on the stranger. i can usually tell if i'm gonna like them within the first minute of interaction."
   
   
8. What is your favorite season and why?
   
   "honestly, i dunno? i guess winter, considering that's the only season we had in snowdin."
   
   
9. Top five random things you like?
   
   "jokes, practical jokes, pun jokes, sleeping, science fiction."
   
   
10. Top five random things you dislike?
    
    "well, i wouldn't say i DISLIKE them, but i don't really have a fondness for humans or flowers. call it a history thing, you know. i don't really like papy's spaghetii, but don't tell him i said that either. also, working in general and hunting humans also sucks."
    
    
    

Combat:

1. Offense or Defense?
   
   "offense, of course. not like i can defend myself pretty easily."
   
   
2. Speed or Power?
   
   "who said you couldn't have both?"
   
   
3. Lethal or Nonlethal?
   
   "lethal. best to take them out for good than risk them hurting more people, ya know?"
   
   
4. Long, medium or close range?
   
   "i like to keep as far away as possible from my opponents, thanks."
   
   
5. Rigid stance, or mobile stance?
   
   "why would you be rigid? isn't that asking to get hit?"
   
   
6. Block or evade?
   
   "evade. you can't 'block' every attack, you know."
   
   
7. If struck, counter-strike or disengage and reevaluate?
   
   "i don't think i'll still be alive if i get hit, so i guess i'll counterstrike."
   
   
8. Sneak attack, sneak around or openly engage?
   
   "sneak attack. overwhelm before they even know you're there."
   
   
9. Fight or flee?
   
   "depends on the situation, i suppose. if it's, like, apocalyptic, then yeah, imma fight."
   
   
10. Response to overwhelming odds?
    
    "whatever."
    
    
    

Culture:

1. Arrange the following by priority: Political power, personal freedom, public safety, interactive community
   
   "public safety, personal freedom, interactive community, political power."
   
   
2. Arrange the following by priority: Expand outwards, develop inwards, colonize, stabalize
   
   "stabilize, develop inwards, colonize, expand outwards."
   
   
3. Describe your definition of "Honor"
   
   "honor: synonym for suicide."
   
   
4. What does "War" mean to you?
   
   "uh... nothing good? there really isn't any way to give a good meaning to it."
   
   
5. What would you consider a popular hangout for teenagers? (14-17 ish)
   
   "the caves in waterfall seem to be popular, if only for undyne being there."
   
   
6. What would you consider a popular hangout for young adults (18-30 ish)
   
   "grillby's is pretty huge. nice bar."
   
   
7. What would you consider a popular hangout for middle aged adults? (31-60-ish)
   
   "grillby's again. we don't really HAVE a lot of hangout spots."
   
   
8. What would you consider a popular hangout for the elderly? (61 and over)
   
   "the librarby. it's great."
   
   
9. Describe your culture's food and drink of preference (alcohol included, but not necessary)
   
   "whatever we scrape up from the garbage dump in the waterfall caves. we can eat anything, really. we're not picky."
   
   
10. Define Patriotic.
    
    "uh... duty to your king? or your country or whatever?"