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Forum Game: Make a joke character!
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Got this from an old TV ad

Character name: Birdseye Fish Chipee

Character source: Ad for Birdseye Fish Chips

Character history: Created in the factories of Birdseye frozen foods, he and his brother there were sealed in an airtight container, frozen solid and for a while knew only each other, darkness, cold and occasional movement, leaving them mentally scared.
One day the container opened, and they were covered with it. Then they were shoved into an oven and baked, feeling everything.
When they came out they were poured onto a plate and left on a table. A giant creature came and reached for them. The chipees tried to get as far away from the hand as possible. One pushed another forwards and the others called out "Eat him! Eat him!"
The giant did just that. Then they heard a voice mention just how tasty they were and they replied as one "No we're not."
Then the giant reached for another . . . .

In the end there was only one survivor, because he fell off the back of the plate and rolled under the edge, out of sight.
The plate started the rise, exposing him, but suddenly he was summoned by Omni.

Physical Description:
A 5 foot tall fish chip with eyes and a mouth.

Stats:
ATK: 2
DEF: 3
SPD: 3
TEC: 2

Starting Proficiencies (1000): Physical Strength (1000 OM)

Starting Powers (3200): Master Acrobat (400 OM) Survival (2000) Shrink (800)

Starting Moves:
Body Slam -- 300 OM
As he lack limbs, he has only a limited range of movements. One is to slam himself onto his opponet
Kick -- 300 OM
Despite not having legs, he can somehow "kick" out with his lower half and not fall while doing so.

Personnality:
Messed up. After a horrible beginning, his first act of free will was to help sacrifice his brothers to feed the hunger of a giant monster while scared for his existance. He believe everything wants to devour him. Considering how tasty he smells, it is actually justified.

Future adventures:
Arriving in the Nexus he soon learned he could move around by "jumping" He also learned he could shrink his size.

He wonders away from the Nexus towards the Endless Dune and soon is attacked by starving bandits. That is how he learns he smells irresistable.
When he respawns he moved around a lot, trying to hide, but his scent keeps giving him away, and people keep attacking and eating him, forcing him to respawn over and over.
Sometimes the difference between Good and Evil is who is passing judgement.


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