Forum Game: Make a joke character!

[Albert Wesker]

((Note: Not exactly a "joke" character, but still one I wouldn't expect anyone not as crazy as me to play, for....various reasons, shall we say.))

Character name: (Dave's) Bro; birth name Dirk Strider

Character source: Homestuck

Character history: Born from a Paradox. Adopted his younger brother, who was actually his Paradox dad/son, Dave. Raised Dave to prepare for SBURB and shit. Was a billionare because of online businesses. Lived in Texas. Was apparently a rapper. A good one. Pioneered, sold, and lived among Smuppets. Saved Dave as he tried to enter the game world by destroying a meteor. Ollied out on his rocket board. Later showed up to fight Jack Noir and attempt to Scratch the game session.

Wound up here after getting the shit beaten out of him by Jack Noir.

Physical Description:


Stats:
ATK: 3
DEF: 1
SPD: 3
TEC: 3

Starting Proficiencies: (2000) Physical Strength (1000 OM), Ranged Proficiency (1000 OM)

Starting Powers: Burst Movement (800 OM), Master Acrobat (400 OM), Stealth (1200 OM)

Starting Moves:
Shitty Sword Unbreakable Katana -- 300 OM
A katana. It's sharp, it cuts things. It's not really unbreakable, but Bro doesn't like to actually let onto that.

Shadearangs -- 300 OM
Throwing star type weapons in the shape of smaller versions of his trademark sunglasses. They're sharp, and he can throw them reasonably accurately.



Upon arriving in the Nexus, Bro decides to check out the limits of this "Omnilium" stuff. He quickly settles on summoning his best pal, Lil' Cal. Success. He promptly summons a tricycle, and with business now being the most serious sort there is, pedals his way furiously away from the Fountain. Ending up in Coruscant. Where he reveals the glory (and creepiness) of Smuppets to a nongrateful verse.

He mostly just messes around, catching SWEET AIR on his rocket board and running a Dataverse site that may or mat not cater to puppet fetish porn.