Forum Game: Make a joke character!

[Guu]

Here's a fun little creative exercise! Think of a character from any piece of media that you'd never expect to be a player character on Omniverse. Now fill out a character sheet for that character. Try to create the most out-of-the-box character there is! It's not for realsies, so have fun with it!
Note: If a character appears in this topic you want to play, don't let that discourage you. If you can make it work, then don't be deterred. We're just being silly.

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Character name: Red Brick Wall

Character source: The Amazing World of Gumball

Character history: He was just a wall, minding his own wall business. His best friend was a nearby manhole cover.
One fateful day, a kid riding a skateboard come barreling down his way. The kid yelled "Move out of the way!" but the wall cried out "I can't!" Insistent, the kid yelled out again "Move out of the way!" But the distraught wall could only yell in terror "I can't, I'm a brick wall!" If it wasn't for the quick thinking of his friend Manhole Cover, he would have surely been mildly hurt.
Nothing else of significance happens to Red Brick Wall. Well, except for getting snatched by Omni.

Physical Description:


Stats:
ATK: 3
DEF: 5
SPD: 0
TEC: 2

Starting Proficiencies (2,400): Physical Strength (1,000 OM), Area Shield Proficiency (400 OM), Debuff Proficiency (1,000 OM)

Starting Powers2,000) Survival (2,000 OM)

Starting Moves:
Fall On Someone (Requirement: Physical, Debuff) (600 OM): Brick Wall falls on an opponent. Not only damages opponent, but pins them to the ground.
Caveat: Will be stuck in the position for all of eternity.

What adventures await this character?
Upon landing in the Nexus, he promptly goes nowhere because he's a wall. The next newbie to come in will pick a fight with the wall hoping for an easy victory, forcing Brick Wall to use his only attack. And thus he winds up lying flat on his face for all eternity.