OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes

[Isabelle]

The following tweets are dated years back.

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Me Gusen
Yeah! Woo! First twitter account!




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Me Gusen
The omniverse is the best thing to ever happen to me! No annoying dad breathing down my neck, just me and the open sea!




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Me Gusen
Went surfing today! First time, instructor said I was a natural, but I think he was afraid I would bite his head off if he didn't.





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Me Gusen
Of course, I bit his head off in the end, but it was kind of jerkish to assume.





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Me Gusen
Where are all the women at? I want some pusssay!





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Me Gusen
I mean vagina, I don't mean cats.





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Me Gusen
@Squirdonna Hey baby, want to treat a nice guy to a night in the ocean?





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Me Gusen
@Squirdonna Bitch, how dare you not answer me! You can go to hell!





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Me Gusen
@inkling53252 Would you like a go on this babe?





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Me Gusen
@inkling53252 Hey! WTF! You're a dude with a female in your buddy icon. Fuck that shit! You don't trick me!





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Me Gusen
Where are the hot BABES?!?!






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Speletta
@Me Gusen I'm willing to take you out, hunk!





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Me Gusen
@Speletta Woah bitch, where you at?






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Speletta
@Me Gusen Meet me at the the Cryptic Castle down south street Costa Del Sol. Can I expect you there sugar?






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Me Gusen
@Speletta Yeah bitch! I'll be there in a flash!







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Speletta
@Me Gusen See ya soon, sugar.







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Me Gusen
I'm so going to get laid!